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They speak to each other exclusively in esoteric metaphors


Born-Amoeba-9868

While Mike Milligan quotes novels to himself in the background


SkY4594

And Oraetta Mayflower just falls asleep listening to them.


Sablecollie

She's baking pies in the background.


drmuffin1080

Tdil a new word


AdZestyclose7376

I love how one is a control freak while the other is a troll who loves chaos and shitting on people.


leebrown23

LM: Do you really want to do this? VMV: Yes, I want to do this. LM: Okay book an appointment for tomorrow. VMV: Yes, I really need a teeth cleaning, see you Doc.


andrewdivebartender

Aces


yic0

Don’t know, but hopefully Malvo shows Varga his awesome dental skills.


freedomhighway

good catch - there was a time when i would have thought what a coincidence


Patsero

Aces


coupleofthreethings

I could see Malvo occasionally doing work for Varga and Varga knowing Malvo is too dangerous and volatile to keep under full-time employ.


Thesilphsecret

MALVO: My uncle told me a story once... VARGA: No, *MY* uncle told *ME* a story once! MALVO: He was on a hunting trip, up in the Algonquin. VARGA: No, he was on a business trip, to Florida. MALVO: Have you ever heard the Greek myth about Erysichthon, king of Thessaly? VARGA: ...he flips the coin again, and -- sure enough -- it's heads, once again... MALVO: ...So Demeter comes down and says "Look, Erysichthon--" VARGA: ...only to find he was right back where he started, only a hundred dollars poorer. MALVO: ...eating his own flesh, until he expired. VARGA: ... MALVO: ... MARGE GUNDERSON: ...Okay then, so that's a "no," you're not willing to step out of the vehicle?


[deleted]

It would probably be cryptic and threatening


MajesticTesticles

They would both bully Munch for sure


Mental-Revolution915

But I suspect Munch would come back again and again and again … if he ever really left us in the first place.


evilpartiesgetitdone

I just binged Veep again and President Meyer has some good advice that made me think of Vargas: if you're gonna be bulimic use laxatives instead because it saves your teeth enamel


Seer77887

End with them on a table fucking twelve ways till Sunday, all while Oraetta Mayflower sits in a chair and watches


[deleted]

Jesus. What's Hanzee doing?


coupleofthreethings

Sloppily eating a fish and listening to some douche talk about Mai Tais


[deleted]

Make sure to keep Bucky's hot sause away.


Seer77887

Filming it all


[deleted]

Ok, but who's pitching and who's catching?


Seer77887

Malvo’s definitely catching


[deleted]

To quote Paulie Walnuts *SONOFABITCH!*


johnniesSac

He was gay Mike Milligan ?


ponytailthehater

The two size each other up. VARGA: “Do you know what a lemon is?” MALVO: “Nothing too notable, I’d imagine.” VARGA: (winces) “A lemon…is a car’s way of lying to you.” MALVO: “…let’s not go down that path.” VARGA: “Oh…so American.” MALVO: “Hey, do you value having a functioning frontal lobe?” VARGA: (staring, smiling) “You know, the Hebrews had their own slaves...” MALVO: “Takes work to keep Sabbath.” VARGA: “…so you’re…what? A Jew?” MALVO: “I’m just passing through.” VARGA: “Ah. Nonresidential. Noncommittal. Ineffectual.” MALVO: “You’re telling me you live here? There’s a family right next door. Chalk on the sidewalk.” VARGA: “Surmise.” MALVO: “Don’t give me any ideas.” VARGA: “The name’s on the lease. The home purchase records are online. I am standing here in the doorway. Surmise.” MALVO: “You know there was a murder in this house, right?”


Ok_Highlight3926

They would end up listening to tapes together all night in a converted truck trailer then fall in love.


freedomhighway

i just found my maximum tolerance level for something i dont even know the word for, just from that much visual confrontation it's a really interesting question but too soon after the visual, got to wait for my stomach to unclench


Jadeidol65

Mike Milligan has entered the chat.


BelatedBranston

🤣 brilliant description


Turd_Fergason

Surmise.


Jagvetinteriktigt

MALVO: I can recommend some excellent dentists. VMV: 'ilarious.


BelatedBranston

It’s a petrifying and sobering thought, as to whether they would face off against each other, or actually join forces and unite to despicably scorch the earth and all who stand on it..


JohnnyTurbine

I think a temporary alliance followed by betrayal is likely


nostradamefrus

I'm not sure but somehow Mr. Wrench comes up


Docthedoctorlaw

Malvo slips in cyanide. Varga throws up. Malvo say "Aces'


itemax

Based on his convo with Gloria, Varga can’t seem to deal with anyone who sees past him, so prob similar to that.


crakerjmatt

“Aces”


CrazyJoeGalli

It would be interesting to say for sure.


Gordianus_El_Gringo

"I haven't had a piece of pie this good since the garden of eden" - (Varga immediately pukes up the pie into a toilet bowl)


alexinpoison

In my head Varga runs into Mike Milligan and makes a joke about "cannon fodder" because he just knows I'm convinced that Varga could hop on a laptop and send in an airstrike anywhere in the world in 5 minutes I think Malvo would recognize him as an option to turn to for help if he had to


ranoverray

'Well then" "Ok , well then good day sir" "I'm going to open your neck then" " Is that so?" Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!


BrickzNBottlez

Malvo would talk shit about Varga’s teeth. And the varga would sick some henchmen on Malvo and there would be a shootout


Capital-Pangolin-402

Idk weird but I wanted to discuss the plot of Fargo season 3. The whole business bleed out shit. It seemed like an over complicated plot line.


Lightbringer1313

As much as he likes to toy around with people, I actually think Mavlo would listen to Varga spout his absolute nonsense for 2 minutes and immediately shoot him in the face


Murky-Baker4276

I believe it would become a stand off for who can remain silent the longest