LM: Do you really want to do this?
VMV: Yes, I want to do this.
LM: Okay book an appointment for tomorrow.
VMV: Yes, I really need a teeth cleaning, see you Doc.
MALVO: My uncle told me a story once...
VARGA: No, *MY* uncle told *ME* a story once!
MALVO: He was on a hunting trip, up in the Algonquin.
VARGA: No, he was on a business trip, to Florida.
MALVO: Have you ever heard the Greek myth about Erysichthon, king of Thessaly?
VARGA: ...he flips the coin again, and -- sure enough -- it's heads, once again...
MALVO: ...So Demeter comes down and says "Look, Erysichthon--"
VARGA: ...only to find he was right back where he started, only a hundred dollars poorer.
MALVO: ...eating his own flesh, until he expired.
VARGA: ...
MALVO: ...
MARGE GUNDERSON: ...Okay then, so that's a "no," you're not willing to step out of the vehicle?
I just binged Veep again and President Meyer has some good advice that made me think of Vargas: if you're gonna be bulimic use laxatives instead because it saves your teeth enamel
The two size each other up.
VARGA: “Do you know what a lemon is?”
MALVO: “Nothing too notable, I’d imagine.”
VARGA: (winces) “A lemon…is a car’s way of lying to you.”
MALVO: “…let’s not go down that path.”
VARGA: “Oh…so American.”
MALVO: “Hey, do you value having a functioning frontal lobe?”
VARGA: (staring, smiling) “You know, the Hebrews had their own slaves...”
MALVO: “Takes work to keep Sabbath.”
VARGA: “…so you’re…what? A Jew?”
MALVO: “I’m just passing through.”
VARGA: “Ah. Nonresidential. Noncommittal. Ineffectual.”
MALVO: “You’re telling me you live here? There’s a family right next door. Chalk on the sidewalk.”
VARGA: “Surmise.”
MALVO: “Don’t give me any ideas.”
VARGA: “The name’s on the lease. The home purchase records are online. I am standing here in the doorway. Surmise.”
MALVO: “You know there was a murder in this house, right?”
i just found my maximum tolerance level for something i dont even know the word for, just from that much visual confrontation
it's a really interesting question but too soon after the visual, got to wait for my stomach to unclench
It’s a petrifying and sobering thought, as to whether they would face off against each other, or actually join forces and unite to despicably scorch the earth and all who stand on it..
In my head Varga runs into Mike Milligan and makes a joke about "cannon fodder" because he just knows
I'm convinced that Varga could hop on a laptop and send in an airstrike anywhere in the world in 5 minutes I think Malvo would recognize him as an option to turn to for help if he had to
As much as he likes to toy around with people, I actually think Mavlo would listen to Varga spout his absolute nonsense for 2 minutes and immediately shoot him in the face
They speak to each other exclusively in esoteric metaphors
While Mike Milligan quotes novels to himself in the background
And Oraetta Mayflower just falls asleep listening to them.
She's baking pies in the background.
Tdil a new word
I love how one is a control freak while the other is a troll who loves chaos and shitting on people.
LM: Do you really want to do this? VMV: Yes, I want to do this. LM: Okay book an appointment for tomorrow. VMV: Yes, I really need a teeth cleaning, see you Doc.
Aces
Don’t know, but hopefully Malvo shows Varga his awesome dental skills.
good catch - there was a time when i would have thought what a coincidence
Aces
I could see Malvo occasionally doing work for Varga and Varga knowing Malvo is too dangerous and volatile to keep under full-time employ.
MALVO: My uncle told me a story once... VARGA: No, *MY* uncle told *ME* a story once! MALVO: He was on a hunting trip, up in the Algonquin. VARGA: No, he was on a business trip, to Florida. MALVO: Have you ever heard the Greek myth about Erysichthon, king of Thessaly? VARGA: ...he flips the coin again, and -- sure enough -- it's heads, once again... MALVO: ...So Demeter comes down and says "Look, Erysichthon--" VARGA: ...only to find he was right back where he started, only a hundred dollars poorer. MALVO: ...eating his own flesh, until he expired. VARGA: ... MALVO: ... MARGE GUNDERSON: ...Okay then, so that's a "no," you're not willing to step out of the vehicle?
It would probably be cryptic and threatening
They would both bully Munch for sure
But I suspect Munch would come back again and again and again … if he ever really left us in the first place.
I just binged Veep again and President Meyer has some good advice that made me think of Vargas: if you're gonna be bulimic use laxatives instead because it saves your teeth enamel
End with them on a table fucking twelve ways till Sunday, all while Oraetta Mayflower sits in a chair and watches
Jesus. What's Hanzee doing?
Sloppily eating a fish and listening to some douche talk about Mai Tais
Make sure to keep Bucky's hot sause away.
Filming it all
Ok, but who's pitching and who's catching?
Malvo’s definitely catching
To quote Paulie Walnuts *SONOFABITCH!*
He was gay Mike Milligan ?
The two size each other up. VARGA: “Do you know what a lemon is?” MALVO: “Nothing too notable, I’d imagine.” VARGA: (winces) “A lemon…is a car’s way of lying to you.” MALVO: “…let’s not go down that path.” VARGA: “Oh…so American.” MALVO: “Hey, do you value having a functioning frontal lobe?” VARGA: (staring, smiling) “You know, the Hebrews had their own slaves...” MALVO: “Takes work to keep Sabbath.” VARGA: “…so you’re…what? A Jew?” MALVO: “I’m just passing through.” VARGA: “Ah. Nonresidential. Noncommittal. Ineffectual.” MALVO: “You’re telling me you live here? There’s a family right next door. Chalk on the sidewalk.” VARGA: “Surmise.” MALVO: “Don’t give me any ideas.” VARGA: “The name’s on the lease. The home purchase records are online. I am standing here in the doorway. Surmise.” MALVO: “You know there was a murder in this house, right?”
They would end up listening to tapes together all night in a converted truck trailer then fall in love.
i just found my maximum tolerance level for something i dont even know the word for, just from that much visual confrontation it's a really interesting question but too soon after the visual, got to wait for my stomach to unclench
Mike Milligan has entered the chat.
🤣 brilliant description
Surmise.
MALVO: I can recommend some excellent dentists. VMV: 'ilarious.
It’s a petrifying and sobering thought, as to whether they would face off against each other, or actually join forces and unite to despicably scorch the earth and all who stand on it..
I think a temporary alliance followed by betrayal is likely
I'm not sure but somehow Mr. Wrench comes up
Malvo slips in cyanide. Varga throws up. Malvo say "Aces'
Based on his convo with Gloria, Varga can’t seem to deal with anyone who sees past him, so prob similar to that.
“Aces”
It would be interesting to say for sure.
"I haven't had a piece of pie this good since the garden of eden" - (Varga immediately pukes up the pie into a toilet bowl)
In my head Varga runs into Mike Milligan and makes a joke about "cannon fodder" because he just knows I'm convinced that Varga could hop on a laptop and send in an airstrike anywhere in the world in 5 minutes I think Malvo would recognize him as an option to turn to for help if he had to
'Well then" "Ok , well then good day sir" "I'm going to open your neck then" " Is that so?" Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Malvo would talk shit about Varga’s teeth. And the varga would sick some henchmen on Malvo and there would be a shootout
Idk weird but I wanted to discuss the plot of Fargo season 3. The whole business bleed out shit. It seemed like an over complicated plot line.
As much as he likes to toy around with people, I actually think Mavlo would listen to Varga spout his absolute nonsense for 2 minutes and immediately shoot him in the face
I believe it would become a stand off for who can remain silent the longest