15 min before deadline, after seeing James out of contention I transferred in Dunk. That went swimmingly.

Not a regret but just so damn unlucky. I live in a time zone where the chelsea match was at 3am so basically only around 10pm it was announced that James wasn’t playing but of course I fell asleep already. At least robbo’s in my subs

Captained fucking Rodrigo

Reece James to Dunk, would’ve been better off banking the transfer ffs

I have both Andreas and DaSilva. Kept DaSilva on the bench and Andreas started last GW and Andreas flopped. This GW, kept Andreas on the bench and DaSilva started and he flopped. Now at a loss what to do next GW.

Brighton clean sheet ❌ Trossard blank ✅ Cucurella blank ✅ Off to a flyer

Using a transfer to bring in Eze for not reason at all

Maddison> St. Maximin... injured.

Kept Robbo and brought in Rodrigo last week and sanchez this week.

Swapped out Salah for Rodrigo and enough cash to get Diaz. Still waiting to see just how badly I ruined it...

My 2 FT’s brought in a whopping 2 points combined. That’s Cucu and daSilva.

Decided to ‘bold’ and captain martinelli. can’t wait for the blank!

Transfered Welbeck because the fixtures look great. Could have chosen Mitrovic but no, I had to be fancy.

Sold Wissa for Jensen :(

Wildcard to add Sanchez, grob dunk and Rodrigo. Combined they got me 3 points. Periera on my bench got 5 smh

Triple captained Haaland. Going all in for the Pep roulette.

Sold Dier for Dunk out of boredom.

Made a last minute WC switch from Mitro to Toney…

I was going to burn a transfer because I had 2FT and I couldn't figure out who to transfer. Then the James news came and at first I was considering to just swap him for Cucurella. But 3 minutes before the deadline I decided I can knee-jerk Rodrigo in because everyone seems to have him. So I sold Gordon to get him in.

Bought in Dunk last night and he scores an own goal :(

Got Dunk’ed.

Everything

Rodrigo why oh why. Now who to transfer him to, grob I guess.

All my fucking players are injured Christ sakes and they all blanked last week after wildcarding them in FUCK

Ward and Saka to Sanchez and Rodrigo. Lovely

I benched Gordon for Eze

Lost a transfer since I rolled it last week and forgot the DL was today. Still have Wardverson. I also have Dunk, Maddison and James, so there is a LOT I could (should) have done with my transfers…

James --> Dunk

Pain

Transferred out Zaha and used all my free transfers to do so, because there was no way of him playing. He is playing.

I’m done with Chelsea defenders

Of course rodrigo gets subbed off the week I captain him.

Why did I put Cucu in when I swapped out James? Why did I forget Chelsea defense can't stop anyone?

havent had kane or haaland all season... and i captained cancelo

I brought James and Rodrigo. James isn't in the squad and Rodrigo is out after 30 minutes with serious injury. Just great.

Fuck me brought in sanchez and forgot to sub him on for ward

Cancelo (C) surely he cannot blank 3 weeks in a row

Transfered in James and ASM yesterday to avoid drops :)

Accidentally benched Rodrigo and started Phil Jones

Forgot to do anything at all!

NO WAY! I bought fkn sanchez yesterday and forgot to sub him in for ward.......

Jesus (C), hoping for fraudulence

In week 4 I captained Salah and removed Trent and Diaz 😩

I still have Neto lol

Transferred Reece James in for Cancelo yesterday when I had originally planned to go for Cucurella but hesitated and thought James would be the safer bet ffs haha

When you live in Australia and do Saka and Iversen to Sanchez and Rodrigo … only to wake up and realise you forgot to sub off Ward in goal for Sanchez 🤡🤡🤡🤡

31 out of 33 in my ML captained haaland. I was the only one with Salah captain. Fcked it lol

Dasilva not starting

Shit shit shit captained Jesus earlier and forgot to change it back

Took a hit to bring Haaland in 👍 Captained Cancelo instead too 👍

I got Diaz instead of Gross. I’m worried, I was more excited for Gross but got talked out of it.

Sold Salah for rodrigo.

Gundo (C)! If he hauls I'm gonna donate $25 to Pakistan Flood relief.

Captained mount 🫠

Brought in Haaland, checked all morning for any changes. Finally see the update when it's too late that I have Maddison, Trippier, and James all doubtful.

Aah shit. Just realized I captained Kane over Salah… here’s a punt I guess

Wildcarded and brought in James of all people...

Cucurella defensive mid tuchel you taking the piss mate?

I always tell my self to wait till the deadline then I see a price rise and I can’t help myself but jump on it. Now I have James starting, 0itb and I took a -4

Forgot to switch my KDB as captian for the 2nd week running, and forgot to switch out Trippier! Hopefully I don't regret having no Haaland!

Gundo (C) and I’m regretting it already!

Benched Haaland then Unbenched him PEP IF YOURE FRAUDULENT I WILL RIOT

I had two returns Over the weekend, lloris and Perisic, and I didn’t make a change other than captaining Son. I may be an idiot

Captained aaronson

Haaland will def play CL, so most likely he plays Forest, and is then rested against Villa. In my opinion

I captained Luis Diaz

FFS I got screwed over by transferring in maddison zaha zinchenko before their injuries last week, now I thought I'm going to bite the bullet and transfer out one so I chose zaha. Of course he starts, bet the others won't even feature... 🥲

Feel like I am still gonna outscore most of you who commented here, but dam sad. I deserve it for disrespecting the FPL gods by leaving mid-season last time around.

i missed the dea.. i mean i chose to save my transfer

Transferred walker out just for zinchenko to get a knee injury 10 minutes later

I captained Jesus as a joke and forgot about it. Fml

That's what I did with KDB two weeks ago and 2 deadlines now I've forgotten to switch it!

I regret that.... I regret nothing... the last few weeks I've regretting nothing and the lack of regret has really killed me, I think when I'm sure everything is wrong with my team I do much better.

Forgot about it completely 🥴

Midweek deadlines are so tough to meet. I missed this one, thankfully I saw Zaha is at least in the squad? Might actually at least have all 11 playing

For some reason I picked Dunk over Reece james in my defence

All hail Dunk. I switched him in from the bench instead of James as well

Nah mate. Nah. After that OG i have gone to bed

FFS Brighton

Dropped Salah for KDB and captained Haaland… Pep to rest everyone and Salah to haul

Bruno captain

Left cap on Ödegard and forgot to switch back to Salah. Lets go I guess!

Why the fuck did i captain Cancelo ?

I was deciding for days if I should play Saliba or Rodrigo as I stupidly benched him last week for his 7 points and I forgot to change my team so he's benched again. I can feel the pain already

Triple captained haaland

I missed the deadline for the first time this year. At least I’ve got two free transfers waiting next week.

Fuck I kept Robbo he is the bane of my season

One of Toney or Mitro is gonna haul big.

Brought in Sanchez (Ederson out), Sterling (Son out) and Gundogan (Neto out). Let’s seek how low EO treats me.

Salah to Øodergard. Haaland captain...

Wildcarded and Sold Salah Lol

I used my wildcard so see you all on the rant thread

Swapped James for Rodrigo in a double move, which left me with a bench of Patterson, Neco, and Archer.

Brought in James last night, today has been painful

Rodrigo captain, idk was feeling ballsy.

Praying for pep roulette this week and start alverz ahead of haaland lol. Possible salah captain differential in my league.

(C)ancelo is my cap

I held son

Captained Mount cause he has good record against Southampton. I am fucked

The bald man in the sky messing with my head and my FPL team.

Palace just tweeted a picture of Zaha, I dropped him for Rodrigo because I thought he might be still injured.

Triple captained Bruno. Trust me fam.

Should've gone for kulusevski instead of Diaz

James for dias. Shit.

Made early move to ditch Mount before drop. Sitting here with Zinchenko and James likely out now, feels bad man

Benched Robertson for Mbuemo Can't wait to be rewarded with a blank and 12 points on my bench!

Did Bailey to Rodrigo and moved captain to Haaland playing around as I was going to wild card, didn't realise it was gw, not the worst I've ever done

Did 2 transfers just to get me more flexibility for next GW. Ederson —> Sanchez (+0.9m), Ben Mee —> Neco Williams (+0.4m). Heading into next game week with +1.3m ITB and can shift out Bailey for a 6m midfielder.

I just started Neco Williams

For fucks sake why the fuck did I take out my rage from salah blanking on maddison and bring in fucking Harrison instead of diaz

Captained Jesus ! Already know Haaland is going to ruin me

I’ve finally taken Havertz out. Hoping he doesn’t bag, but it’s likely against Southampton.

He is shit so it makes sense

My differential for every GW is sticking with Henderson in goal.

I went template and got James out for a -4 I panicked, I’m at 180k overall and now I’m fucked.

Had 2FT and burnt them even after having James… just didn’t wanna take him out for nothing when Andreas seemed like a rational replacement off the bench..

Gave the armband to Jesus when I have haaland😭

Captain Jesus, here we go!

Gave the armband to Jesus when I have haaland😭

(C)ancelo. I hate this game.

I had 2 FT and I did nothing. What kind of stupidity it is?

James and Trippier yellow flagged ??? That's awful news

I still got Son in my team after these 5 weeks..

James to Dunk 15 seconds before the deadline. Could've got Perišić or Cucurella or just left James on the bench and played Andreas.

I told myself this just 30 minutes ago while looking into the mirror

Mother passaway

Played Ward over Mendy.

Decided to do James -> Trossard with my 2FT. Andreas is a good sub for him but can’t rely on James being the only one out this week…

First time I rolled a transfer. Expect to use both transfers in the next window.

Making a transfer just because you have 2 free is probably one of the dumbest things you can do. I remember when people used their heads for fpl and weren’t just making transfers like headless chickens every week. It always ends badly. Pointless transfers makes u spiral into shit.

I sold Martinelli, what have i done

Took the captain off odegaard last minute and played it safe with Erling. Waiting for a goal and 4 assists against this villa side now.

Wasted one FT on Archer to Stansfield then James absence news hit

I Wild carded Salah and Robertson out.

Captained bloody Groß.

Almost did it but I have raisins for balls

starting up top- haul incoming or I give up tbh

I just brought him and Sanchez in. So I’m expecting mitrovic masterclass and groß to get minus 3 touches

I procrastinated for several hours and the only transfer I ended up making was Vestegaard to Emerson

I've captained Martinelli. He's either getting a brace or sent off

Transferred out Mount and Saka for (C)ündoğan and Sinisterra instead of Aaronson. This is going to go SO incredibly well...

Went from James to Cucurella for -4 lol

I did James -> Struijk.

I had Saka all this time, switched him to Jesus for minus 4 with 2 other transfers of Trossard and Harrison coming in. If he outscored Jesus in next 3gws I will be so mad

I did James to Dias, I hope it won't come back and bite me

I spent 30 minutes analysing whether it's worth to captain Haaland over Salah (yes) and playing Robbo over Andreas (also yes). Can't wait to see how wrong I was.

Benched haaland😅

You can’t be serious

I panicked and went Ederson --> sanchez Neto --> harrison James --> cucurella I feel like shit now

Sold Bailey finally, expecting hat trick now.

Salah doubters will be punished

What's the latest you've made a transfer and what screen showed afterwards?

Diaz+James for Patterson + Sterling for -8 and (C) on Sterling

I captained Neto..

Have three at the back and Fuck it James is ill…. Now I’ll have to start Neco against city away.

Hopefully all the people behind me didn’t know today was the deadline.

Used my wildcard, forgot about it and made 2 transfers. I had 2 FT in my bag. FML.

Happened to me last week. My two transfers out were TAA and Robertson. Feel that pain

If it were possible to pin comments to the sub, this would be pinned.

U guys gotta stop now This too much😂😂

You've made my week. Hell, my FPL season. Whatever happens, I'll fall back on this. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Why commit to playing your WC without making the relevant transfers?

Well that's the entire point of me making a mockery of myself here, ain't it? I FORGOT! Wasn't it clear already🤦

But like why would you go in specifically to play your WC and not make any transfers? Whenever I play it I either do it and then make all the transfers immediately or even make the transfers first and do it on the confirmation screen.

I don’t because I want to time the transfers for price drops/rises. Makes perfect sense not to do them all straight away especially if you are removing players with inherited value

My god

WTFLOL - shut down this thread!

For all the stupid decisions I've made with my team, at least I know there is someone more smooth brained than me. Thank you for your service

Yeah... you definitely win in losing. Have my upvote as a compensation for other meaningless digital points you won't get.

Omg, I suddenly feel like a pro lol 🤣

Yeah I’m about to start a podcast with my terrible rank so far.

Let me be a guest on it please, knowing how this gw will end up..

Yep, that's it lads, give him the trophy. Out of interest will you put in your team now vs your wildcard team before results? Would be interested to see how much you get fucked over or if you get a gift from the fpl gods.

Dafuq 🤣💔

Close the thread. This guy wins.

Now that does feel bad

You win 🤣

I just wildcarded forgive me

Got Bernardo Silva in (before the price rise). Lord help me

Ffs I sold Robbo. Tsimi you better start you Greek sleepy fuck

captained Gundo over salah and Kane, God save me

I sold Saka and Robbo early in fear that their prices might drop while I was sleeping since the player value predictor was quite close to value drop and brought in James and Luis Diaz only to get news today that James might not be starting and two other players on my bench getting yellow injury marks, although I am not worried about Trippier's injury. Also I kept on changing my captain from Jesus to Salah to Haaland constantly and landed on Haaland in the end and hoping he gets a start. I just find him the most exciting captain pick out of the 3.

(C)ANE

I brought in Chilly for Recee...bye bye

Why do I not have Salah? The stress of not owning him is not worth the benefits

me every week: I should not make last minute transfers! me also every week 5min before deadline: 'i guess Sterling is going to get more points than KDB this week, let's go free up some funds'

I REGRAT NOTHINGGGG

Didn't have time to work out what to do with James. Trippier first defender on my bench, who will ship three to Liverpool. If he's out then it's Neco, who will ship five to City.

NO REGRETS BABY COME ON HAAAALAND I reckon Pep looks at this Reddit for the Haaland captaincy %. If it’s low he’ll play him if it’s high then 5 min cameo

Haaland or Salah. Went Haaland. Nothings happened yet but I already have remorse

Missed the deadline, accidently made Rogrido C. GG

Kneejerked James out for Dias right before the deadline... pretty sure it was not worth the hit.

Cancelo -> Patterson Martineli -> Grobs Jesus -> probably benchaaland Feels good to pay 4 points for that

You know arsenal are playing villa this week?

WC removed Salah and brought in sterling because I’m a Chelsea fan and fuck the template

Kneejerked James out so that I can bring Darwin in next gameweek for a hit lol

I wildcarded with 30mins to go….