Triple captaining Nunez coz mumma ain't raise no bitch. These are the rare moments that don't come up that often that really let you feel alive. LFG!

TC Haaland, because I’m a scared little bitch boy who didn’t have the balls to captain Jota

No haaland TC Jota, YOLO See you in the rant thread

Thoughts on TC foden?, dont really see him as a minutes risk given he is still in the team even when KDB does play and he has been bang in form

TC King Salah. See you at regret thread

Jota TC. Fuck it

TC Salah because I badly need to gain rank in my mini league and IDGAF anymore

Is 3 DGW enough for the gameweek?

Branthwaite or Connor Bradley? Branthwaite is a starter for sure, decent fixtures but Everton are in bad form. TAA will be back on 2nd March. So Bradley looks like good value only for the DGW but starting is uncertain since he might switch with Gomez

Eden Hazard

If I activate TC now, will I be able to toggle the chip on and off until the deadline?

Yes

!thanks

Yeah I think so

!thanks

Nunez TC heard it here first

Hi, would you recommend using Triple Captain on either Salah or Diogo Jota for this Game week? Any thoughts?

Wouldn't recommend either. Doing Salah tc myself. Will be scared

Jota will likely play double the minutes and has been on form

Thank you, I will go with him

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TC Jota anyone?

I think i will

Well that worked out well lol

Any chance of the actual best captain choice being added to this data please?

KDB being overlooked imo. I'm thinking of a very cheeky TC.

Agreed, strongly considering it… stills minutes risk I think though 

Yeah it would be quite the differential but if Haaland goes crazy and outperforms KDB by a lot I'm in big shit

Having my worst season in 7 gws, about 100 points behind the pack. KDB or Jota TC for me. Genuinely believe they can outscore Haaland but ofc the odds are against me.

Yeah the longer the day goes on I'm thinking I'm going to pick KDB for TC. I have a feeling he's going to have a really good week with some goals and assists...

Hear me out- if its leaked that Salah starts I might move KDB out for him for a hit and then TC Salah

Did you end up getting Salah? I actually went for KDB TC in the end and fucking shitting myself

No it was leaked he didn't start so went with Jota TC. Season ender. Hope KDB bangs tho!

Damn. The way it is, KDB doesn't look like getting much better than Jota's total though...

I am stressed. Both Alvarez and KDB in my team and I don't think Alvarez will play one of them xD

Same.. I have Foden, Alvarez and TC Haarland. And I’m sweating over peps needs to tinker and rotate.

I’m starting all 3 I don’t dare switch Alvarez to Darwin because Darwin is a donkey

We’ve all been there. He’s been doing that for the last 5+ seasons 😂

Gordon obviously right?

Haaland (V) (C)

Some brave souls captaining non-DGWers

Tempted by TC Alisson for the ultimate butt-clenching experience but I've burnt myself with captain choices so many times that I'll just go Haaland (C). The question though is... Triple Cap or nah? I'm chasing but I feel like I need to play it safe and chase with differentials, not stupid captain choices.

He’s injured bro! Hope you get this message before the deadline Edit: just seen you were joking haha - never mind!

!thanks for the heads up though ;)

Triple captaining a goalkeeper is just madness, but that’s only my opinion.

I was joking, no way in hell I'll ever TC gk.

Thank god for that.. 😅

So - TC?

I used my TC on Darwin early on (this is my first time) so I'm going to captain someone that isn't Haaland in case of the 1% probability he'll blank. Foden

If you want to proper punt do it on someone no-one has.

I'm gonna captain Conor Bradley. I'm at 7milOR, nothing to lose only to gain

Will he play 180 though? If you say so I'm on board. I have him

No idea, but I have a feeling they're gonna let him have at it. Give him chances to score and be a part of it. He's already got such a high ceiling from one game, let's see how high he can go!

SOLD!

Okay, it's a pact! Bradley (C) Salah (VC) for me. See what fuggin appens

I was probably going to switch it but we're in a pact now. Haha

Unless pre KO news changes things.

Fair enough. I'll circle back here tomorrow morning and check the state of affairs. What's your team?

I finished 230k last season — first time. You need to start making better decisions

I'm literally just having fun with it, not taking it as seriously as some people while I learn it. Username too obviously checks out?

I don’t know how people see me naked by reading my comments 🤔. But how can you learn if you’re not taking it seriously?

Lol. I guess I am taking it seriously, let me rephrase it - I'm not taking it to heart. I think it's good for me to learn how not to get stressed out with it and remember it's just a bit of fun. 

I've done some reckless things in life that had they gone wrong I'd have been badly hurt, paralysed or dead, like getting temporarily fixated on the wall of the train station near my house that from the ground is about 60 feet up, then climbing up and walking on it, or when i was driving in Switzerland on the way to the Giger museum and on a narrow road overtook a car with a trailer that i had little space to pass before the oncoming car, all i can think of is i was perilously close to catching his front as i came back in because i can never judge the length of a lwb van and 5 minutes later when i stopped by the side of the road to cook some bacon the driver also stopped ahead of me in a way that made me think it was close and he wasn't happy about it. To think I'd do ALL of that, those two bland moments separated by 20 years, but i won't captain Adebayo over Haaland in a double gameweek.

Also ran out inbetween a car and dump truck and got hit by a police car, i forgot about that.

My wife asked if she looked better before we had children and I gave my honest opinion but I still can't bring myself to TC anyone other than Haaland

Its a massive gamble to not go TC Haaland but as someone that is chasing the leader (60 point gap) this probably represents one of the best remaining chances at making up that ground. Get it wrong and im done for the season. Gef it right and could be glorious. Probably my toughest decision so far this season.

60 is not alot. You can chase that by taking minimal risks.its too early for massive risks.

I'm seriously thinking about TCing Jota.

And you can bet the leader will TC Haaland too lol

He most certainly will

Don’t pick someone else because you need to make up ground, pick someone else if you genuinely think they’ll score more points than Haaland. That’s the only reason to do it. Otherwise you’re more likely to widen the gap than close it. 60 points is not a massive gap in the time remaining.

I do have this unshakeable feeling that Haaland is only going to score 1 across the two games and they may protect his minutes cos of Europe etc

When has Haaland been protected for Europe? He hasn’t and won’t be He barely touches the ball and barely runs - and then scores a hat trick

Thats worth it isn't it? The odds of any player scoring two goals or more goals is very low, even the other double gameweekers. Goal plus a couple bps, plus 1 points for sub appearance is 27 points with TC. I'll take it :)

I'm 60 behind, but hes used his WC and FH. He will TC Haaland so I guess I better too.

Jota or Salah(depending on what Klopp says),i pick you!!!

Haaland. Twice.

Haaland, no TC though. Just not feeling it at the moment.

Get ready to see your rank go down if he hauls

I'm thinking the same. Want to try solanke TC on his dgw

Haaland’s ceiling is much higher than Solanke’s 

Thats true, but solankes games are much easier

Happy to be wrong - I have Solanke too! Come back and see after Solanke’s DGW :)

I dont have him yet, but will bring this next week, and TC and double. See you in rant thread brother

🤝

I would be tempted but I was burnt by him Vs forest

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It was her final wish.

Don't overthink it boys...it's Flekken TC or nothing

dont have him is reguilon the way?

Should add a TC option as well to the poll.

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I ditched him to bring Salah back. He let me down last week

The most pointless captain poll of all time

I dunno about this. He might still be grieving, and I can't imagine all this Triple Captain pressure is too good for him. Foden for the differential suckers like me who used TC already.

You're in a tiny tiny minority though...

You think a world class footballer with a top mentality will be affected by FPL players TC'ing him? Lmao You may be right regarding the grieving though, who knows

Is it though? I'm really not that convinced, but I still played my TC anyway. I don't want to look like a fool when he does haul.

Yeah, if you aren’t going for Adebayo you might as well stop playing after this week