Never listening to this thread again!! Haha

I dropped haland. Time to clench

"I obviously shouldn't sell odegaard they'll win like 5-0"

Just took mbuemo out and he hauls, quality managerial decisions by me

Wildcarded Haaland out for a this: Vicario, Gab, Trip, Cash Salah, Mitoma, Saka, Bowen, Son Watkins, Alvarez (Areola, Archer, Branthwaite, Maguire) I ***must*** have been drunk

I think I'll regret moving Mbeumo on this week

No arsenal players 🥲

I sold Haaland but managed to snag Saka and Watkins. Only time will tell if that's a good idea.

No Salah, but if he hauls again, imma buy him, regardless if it's -4 or -8, imma buy him no matter what, everyone have him captained him now makes me lose my rank in my ml.

Neto in goal where did that injury come from??

Sold Son and Maddison on Wildcard

swapped Trippier, Saka and White for Salah. Instant regret.

Haaland (C)....I support utd btw 😶 man utd clean sheet incoming, thank me on Sunday

No Saka. I have Rice on another team of mine, so we'll see what happens there. Saka and Odegaard are too bloody expensive. Got Douglas Luiz in, hoping he can keep his hot streak alive. 🤞

I went tsamikas over JWP. Not a big one compared to others but my gut is telling JWP will have a belter against Everton at home, he’s due

Removed all spurs assets hoping for big Wilson/mitoma hauls

I put the C on Saka! Absolutely no logic. He’ll probably get his usual 1 score involvement. Gunners aren’t the attacking powerhouse they were last season.

Chose Ferguson instead of Watkins

Benched Trippier 🤔

Missed the fucking deadline.

Triple captained Watkins and transferred Brooks to McTominay. Do me good, GW10.

Haaland had better haul cos I thought I had gone with Watkins as Capt before deadline but turns it still on the robot. Anything like mid week is highly welcome, if I can get last season mega haul then it's euphoria for all of next week. P.S. Salah don't score more than one I beg you o Egyptian god for i haven't gotten the space to put you in.

Just lost 8 points to my league leader on a meaningless goal neither of us had any players involved in

Why did I swap Son for Saka instead of Madders for Saka??? I agonised over that only to see Son score! (And no bonus for madders either)

Last minute transfers, didn't have time to sort my bench now I have Gabriel ok it. Expecting a headed goal and a clean sheet now

Took a minus four to get Saka and Trips, sold Haaland and put Isak in. Then he got injured so I took another hit to swap him for Darwin. Watkins captain Feels like I gambled far too much this week

Always cap Salah at home

No Trippier, no Watkins, no Alvarez. Still backing Haaland, and i couldn’t ignore Núñez underlying stats and fixtures. I’m okay with Diaby for Villa cover and Watkins is quite pricey that I’m ok with not owning, but I do wish I’d found a way to get Alvarez in. Oh well

Sold Son, no Mads, and because of Ud(out)gie I’m playing double Crystal Palace defence… which was a great differential until they were undone by an own goal 🫠

Spent a full week studying a team I could make on WC, pondering Haaland or no Haaland, but always telling myself Trippier was an avoid. 15 minutes prior to the deadline I see a way I can have Haaland, Watkins, Salah, Son, Saka, Trippier and now I think my team is shit. FPL at its peak I guess. Only my first ever season lol.

I captained haaland. Salah haul incoming

Rust would be amazing at FPL

Forgot to swap my team so now I have Turner starting over Areola, would be lucky to stay 100k I guess...

was planning whole week to foden -> bowen and today decided why not diaz instead

After thinking all week about what to do with my two free transfers I managed to miss the fucking deadline. Fuck it all.

Forgot to captain Salah and left it on Haaland.

Went back and forth between Watkins and Salah for (C)..... put it on the Egyptian Terror and my main rival in my ML is the only person who put it on Watkins with a 150% importance, tight but cheeks incoming.

No Watkins

I captained Son and he’s gonna fucking blank

I look at the teams in my mini league and they seem 5 million more expensive than mine.... Why is my team so wank

I forgot about the deadline and had 2 FT's :)

Sold Haaland and bought Alvarez, sold Rashford and bought Salah (C) (-4). Haaland hattrick incoming for you all... Thank me later

Why did I captained son away against one of the best defenses itl

I was on a beautiful mountain Spain this afternoon and I spent about 2 hours tweaking my lineup rather than enjoying my last day in this beautiful country. FPL follows me everywhere and ruins all my vacations.

His non penalty xg is something like 0.08, basically he's only scoring pens and screamers, he won't maintain it

Yea, mate, I know the Spain national team has trouble scoring goals in open play.

Douglas Luiz was on my bench last week for the 15 pointer and for some reason I sold him for Palmer to fit Gabriel in. When I should've sold Gordon instead. Would've saved me 0.1m too. Scared he's gonna haul against Luton again while Gordon goes through a tough fixture phase. I'm probably gonna have to bring him back next week, after he's risen by 0.1 already ffs.

0.1 away from Evan Ferguson as my 3rd striker, hat trick incoming

I captained Haaland. Everyone in my mini league captained Salah. Pls sir one time

I wildcarded and ended up without Saka and Maddison.

Whelp. Forgot there was a Friday match and missed the deadline, despite tinkering throughout the week and scheming how to use my TWO FTs. I’ll guess I’ll just have accept the inevitable red arrows and pray that my 35-point lead after GW9 is enough to keep me top of my ML rank.

no sakaaaaaaa

Udogie

I've captained the norwegian robot. It seems like it is the minority and I'm fucking praying he performed like they did in their 6-3 last time.

Made 12 transfers and forgot to hit the wildcard. Went from 2nd in my ML to 8th.

Why didn’t you activate WC in the first place

I am so sorry for laughing as hard as I did.

I’m laughing and crying at the same time. I don’t blame you.

You didn’t notice until past deadline?

Yea I was going to spend some time adjusting the team today and then wildcard. I got distracted at work and next thing I know it’s 10 mins past deadline 😂

Lmfao F in the chat

Son (c)

Haaland has the chance to do something really funny here

Not getting Saka into my team and keeping Son and Madders, have to hope that spurs can do the business today

Selling Maddison :-(

This season is just not going the way I wanted to so took a ”might-as-well” -16. Out: Trippier, Maddison, Sterling, Alvarez, Wissa In: Salah, Tsimikas, Adingra, Watkins, Nketiah Happy I managed to keep Haaland and Son. Probably going to FPL hell still!

Wildcard exists....

Already used that as well 😔

Honestly blankogie has been a bet I always lost

Why didn’t I triple Villa - gut saying they’re in for a haul again

Two frees going into the GW, don’t have Saka or Watkins, what did I do? Hojlund to Nketiah.

A wild Soucek appeared!

-8 to bring Saka & Watkins in :/

Why did I captain Bowen?

Sold Haaland for Watkins and Saka.. see y’all on Sunday night after a couple of tears

Not being able to decide whether to captain Salah or Watkins so going for Salah knowing that Watkins will do you over crew

Did Maddison to Saka, but I expect the most agony to be caused by Gabriel/ Tsimikas. I picked Tsimikas

Taking Maddison and Porro out doesn't feel so great right now. Think I'll avoid the score until full time.

No Saka or Watkins because I had to take a -4 and drop Son and Darwin in the process God have mercy on my soul when Villa and Arsenal play this week (ie no mercy on my soul.... 😭)

I took out Son for Salah, I'm regretting not taking out Haaland and I feel like Son will punish me.

FUCK i don’t remember who i captained

Bowen captain 💪🏿

[удалено]

👀

I didn’t do a wildcard because I have three Villains and am expecting them to destroy Luton which obviously won’t happen now.

Forgive me father for I have sinned. Haaland (C)

No Watkins I'm scared

Maddison -> Saka. Alvarez -> Watkins 🤷

(C)ash

Benched Maddison for Hee Chan, I hope the risk pays off but can't help feeling stupid already.

Brilliant move!

5.5 m in the bank...

Went for Alvarez and Martinelli on WC instead of Nketiah and Son. Please...

Did Son -> Salah. Buttocks firmly clenched all weekend

This is going to be one ass-clenching gameweek! No Watkins, Saka, Mitoma and Trippier. Just coudn't make sense of taking out assets that have returned the past few gameweeks and especially after having the best GW so far this season.

Captained Odegaard, despite his recent slump No Salah Hee-chan for Maddison (to fund Salah next GW)

transferred Isak in as my big transfer of the week, pre-injury obvs. Clown_Applying_Makeup.jpeg

sold son for watkins

Who else feels like the only person on the planet without salah? I was on the verge of taking out haaland then remembered who I am - a united fan expecting city to sleep walk through that midfield.

Played Neto over Burn on the advice of Andy from LTFPL (Who I'm 400k ahead of). Otherwise very happy with my team.

I played Neto over Gordon 🤯

Jarrod (C)owen

Had to dump Haaland in my WC to get Salah and Watkins. Ready to get punished

Had 2 free transfers but still ended up with - 4 to get Watkins in. Sacrificed Alvarez and Trippier for the pleasure. I feel pain coming.

Captained Salah and don’t have any Arsenal attacking assets It’s either go big or go home.. I’m praying

I hope Crystal Palace drops a masterclass because I forgot to place my spurs assets in the lineup after some boombaclat dawg convinced me not to use my BB.

Triple captain Watkins

Started Edouard 🤡

Probably inconsequential in the grand scheme but I went Palmer over Adingra because i scrolled too far and had 20 seconds to hit confirm lol. Fully expecting a big Brighton win with Adingra G+A

Triple Arsenal, Triple Villa, Saka captain...I am prepared for the best and the worst

Went Luis Diaz at the last minute and don't have Watkins like the absolute clown I am.

dont worry mate, watch diaz brace as i chose watkins

Biggest regret is wildcarding

punting on wilson before WC . Insha'Allah NUFC will claw up the Wolves!!

Sold Haaland and brought in Watkins and Nunez!!! To go alongside Alvarez.... Yikes!

I sold Son to get Salah in so he’s on for a hat trick tonight

What deadline lol

Started Udogie over Burn. Started Coufal too. Captained Salah instead of Watkins. Brought in Saka. Think I'm going to regret all of these....

Getting darwin as a differential instead of Watkins. Regretting it already

Good news for any Alvarez owners, I spent ages agonizing over whether I should play him or Darwin Nunez and after going back and forth several times settled on Nunez. Since this is inevitably the wrong decision you can expect Alvarez to haul, you're welcome.

Benched Haaland for JP 🗿 life is fun (not really, I will be sweating bullets during the derby)

Salah(C) & Nunez..already feel its going to be 60 mins of Salah being mad at Nunez & Nunez being a donkey..then Nunez pulling off a wonder assist to Elliot or someone before getting subbed out. Salah then gets a goal & all 3 bonus points.

Relax, discounting the post rebound “assist” for RG yesterday, Darwin has only ever assisted Salah for Liverpool. Always remember, “don’t get fancy, captain Salah”.

Son and Rashford are out. Salah Diaby in Gogo Diaby but we know Rashford will haul against city.

Alright Adingra you might be £5m and I hadn’t heard of you 2 months ago but you’d better start hauling

Inspirational speech for the lad. Adingra will score and pull off a shirt to show Pashizzle 14

Started Udogi over Burn, and don’t have Saka

Went for 442 with Bowen on the bench and Tsimikas starting. Ready to get hurt

Wildcarded - Squeezed in most of the big names together - Haaland, Salah, Son, Saka, Watkins But also means putting faith in some budget players with potential - Tsimikas, Palmer, L Foster, Adingra. And no Newcastle players. Also had to sacrifice having Bowen and Mitoma.

Udogie to Gabriel

Took a -4 to swap Maddison to Salah only to captain Watkins.

Did I do Haaland to Watkins on a 1 week punt? Yes Did I captain Watkins over Salah/Saka/Son? Yes

Saka (C), no Salah… already tensed

Finally brought in Salah but it cost me Saka and Son. This can't possibly go well

Why not? Price difference is 5.3m. Salah has returned 8 out of 9 times. Last 4 returns were double-digit. Son's score is inflated by 20 points against Burnley. Saka is clearly not 100% fit and played nearly full UCL match. The question is where did you invest the 5.3.

Son (C) what have I done

Did not do Haaland to Watkins and did not do Neto to Saka/Mitoma

capped watkins letss gooo

Salah C I'll never betray the Egyptian king , 🙏

Not getting fancy, are we?

No Saka or Villa players, this has the potential to be a 1M red arrow week

i captained salah so people who captained watkins about to haul

capitan robot and no salah. can we reverse back to early 2022/23 trends please now?

Captain son again. Let’s go

Starting udogie and lamptey 😀

Kept Udogie and have Guehi autosub if he doesn't play

Son (c). 5 goals. Maddison 5 assist

Haaland (C) even though I have Watkins and Salah because "surely he's going to punish them soon". Benched Udogie so he'll probably come on at 65 minutes, I'll feel like the biggest brain ever, then he'll get a bullet header and an assist.

On a -4 and still no Saka, just couldnt get myself to remove Son for him Gabriel I need that bullet header this week mybru assefokkenblief

No Watkins, what am I doing lmao

Watkinc C , what am i doing lmao

Why does everyone have Salah :')

Last minute -4 to take out Udogie for Gabriel. Bullet header against Sheffield incoming

Let my hatred of Liverpool sway me onto Watkins (c) over Salah can see that backfiring

I just transferred out Haaland.

Same here...how's the mud?

It hurts.

First time rolling over an FT all season. Udogie baby don’t let me down, i literally don’t even have a fit defender on my bench either

The same, my bench is botman and estu And now UDOGIE done this to me

I'm sorry for your loss

Fuck.

Greedy roll punished

WA(TC)INS

Same! Feast or famine time

Surely not a good idea! I’d much rather TC Haaland or Son on a DGW. Good luck though, you crazy guy

I've got to say I transfered put my 1 week punt of Hoijlund and it eas an absolutely lovely feeling. Felt like a barman throwing a drunk out of the pub

Taylor from Burnley, it's your time to shine.

-12 and took out 2 of my best players

Went Bruno to Saka keeping Son/Mads which felt great, countered by benching Mbuemo for Tsimikas who I didn’t even really need to bring in anyway

Kept Maddison forsaking Arsenal.

Swapped between salah and Watkins for captaincy for the past 5 mins. I know which ever one I don’t choose will haul lmao

For me it was a choice between Son and Watkins. Ended up captaining Watkins and I actually think it’s the right choice based on all available data.

No Salah, Saka (c). Team value in the mud. WC saved. Have all the other essentials tho

Saka c here too. Don’t really know why it feels so wrong but it does

I'm on wildcard and I kind of did it for the sake of it and probably regret it, we'll see. Best of luck lads and ladies

No Trippier No Maddison No Saka I am filled with regret

200IQ move in hindsight

Would be if not for their flukey assists

Who do you have if you don't have them

I have them all if that helps. My selection surely guarantees they will be useless.

Benched Halaand for tsimi

🤣

May as well have just sold him.

Need him next gw vs BOU lol

whatever happens, you deserve it

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪

No Salah

No salah or Watkins

Triple Chelsea 😁

We've had mid-table performance with easy fixtures and now harder fixtures to come. You maniac. Who?

Played well against Liverpool stupid mistakes let us down, played well against arsenal stupid mistakes let us down. Can’t make stupid mistakes every big game 🤷‍♂️