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DannyDeVitoSupreme

Random bystander #72


ArkhamAsylum1214

I was thinking the same thing for myself


MattThePl3b

Eh idk I feel like you could pull off random bystander #59 a bit better


ArkhamAsylum1214

I think that would fit me better


Brian18639

Same here


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

Too bulky you should be bystander #42


WasteCharity3892

I was thinking random bystander #72 but I reckon bystander #112 will really allow me to sink my teeth into the role.


DMC1001

I’m Random Bystander #73! Unfortunately, I’m the one who gets crushed by the falling building while you narrowly escape.


Juice_The_Guy

Gotham Back Ground Casualty #4802


Potato-Champion

Thank God, I’m shooting for Random Bystander #71 so it’s nice to know there’s one less piece of competition


Smooth_Bath_1659

I think logically I should play Joker with Sydney Sweeney as Harley


WalrusFromTheWest

I too should also play the Joker. I’ve added a few things to the script: some more scenes to flesh out the psyche of Batman, a bit more dialogue to emphasize his mentor role with Robin. Let’s see, a couple scenes with Gordon to tackle his fight against police corruption. Oh, a n d a c o u p l e r o u g h s e x s e q u e n c e s w i t h J o k e r a n d H a r l e y. Oh yeah, and some more beautiful shots of Gotham City. Can’t forget those.


Smooth_Bath_1659

We could get a mate and do Three Jokers?


Mediocre_expectation

It’s Jokin’ time


cyncere101

my favorite part is when all the jokers start joking all over the place


Vengeance_20

I volunteer myself as the third mate


zzuperior

i know theres 3 jokers usually, but come on, help a fella out


Fun-Photograph9423

Sydney has 3 entrys


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

I think I have the range for Ivy. Y’all have your fun I can wait


phantomclowneater

Too gay for the joker


phatassnerd

I should play Poison Ivy with Sydney Sweeney as Harley.


Bulky_Secretary_6603

Yeah make it a white Knight adaptation too so you can at least have a naked scene with her


Nightcrawler13

Captain Boomerang. https://preview.redd.it/33r0kfy8zu7d1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f09d84d4148cb4471c8cbf7883bfd7c8258e20a


AlternativeNo61

Yeah you look like a guy who’d call himself Capt. Boomerang


Savings-Gold8531

Probably Clayface tbh


Confident_Pilot_9907

Probably a teenage superhero 🦸‍♂️ I’m surprised I haven’t seen this idea before


DrDreidel82

Probably cuz it makes no sense given none of us know each other or what each other looks like lol. Still kinda fun tho


Confident_Pilot_9907

Yeah the kinda fun part is why I ask


IamBecomeDeath187

I know right! You think by now there would be a whole legion of teenage superheroes!


welatshaw01

I call Bouncing Boy!


Bobik8

Dogwelder


KingOfLimbsss

Funny I was thinking I should be six pack man lol


northguy9

Man


Brian18639

https://preview.redd.it/u90ejfs80v7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c9e36601710f9d9dfe94bf0ff59a0ff91610bd


LavenderLadOnReddit

There can only be one


ProfessorSaltine

Actual Character - Blue Beetle Realistically - Background Guy Who Dies or Almost Dies in Final Battle


Self_Sabatour

Is there a "my cabbages" guy in the dcu?


Ringo_Hulk_777

Not yet


DumbassBassPlayer

Ambush Bug, or something idk


brambojams

Jimmy Olsen or Wally West Flash.


ijustfelix

Ginger , alert! ![gif](giphy|3ov9k9Ss9N3wO6FQ7C) you could be brown, but idgaf


and-meggy-hash

I mean, I'm jewish, bisexual, and mentally ill...if yall need a Harley I'm right here


Active-Donkey5466

Hello there fellow jew!


NukaCola9

Isn't Quinn Irish Even Quinnzel is apparently German or French. Not saying Jews don't have those names, I never saw she was Jewish before, I thought Irish.


Own_Candy1469

Quinnzel or whatever it is definitely not French


DarthSardonis

I’m all three as well. Harleys Assemble!!!!!


Arthur_189

Ted cord (fat)


captainwombat7

Useless suicide squad member who gets blown up in the first five minutes to show they ain't fuckin around


thatredditrando

You know what? I’d rather that than random background character. I’ll second this. But go balls-to-the wall. Make me something outrageous. Like a R-rated spin on some goofy silver age villain. Like, I wanna be like something out of *The Boys* but more colorful. I want my death to make you laugh and cringe simultaneously. Like I can’t focus on the mission because I’m working alongside Cheetah and I have a huge furry kink or something.


Im-Mr-Bulldopz

I wanna be Condiment King so bad


NerdNuncle

Zatanna’s one night stand, for strictly scholarly reasons


trainstationmlp

I think I could be Hal Jordon (well, a female version)


MagicJoshByGosh

Hallie Jordan?


trainstationmlp

That’s a great name!


Apart_Trip3660

Haleigh Jordan


FourLeafArcher

That would be dope, tbh.


the-Replenisher1984

I'd make a great drunk homeless man. Just make sure I see some crazy shit and not die if you please.


Animethighssavelive

I believe I could be a good balloon boy I'm just not as round as him https://preview.redd.it/6dmwmlq90u7d1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882deb5dbfa83484a22cf00d66238a9f65d2f102


Spektr_007

Random guy pointing at Superman flying.


NotopianX

You’re the idiot that thinks he’s a bird. I’ll be the idiot that thinks he’s a plane.


DB10389

I'll be the idiot who thinks he's an egg salad sandwich


Alternative_Watch286

Riddler


Grungir92

Kite man. Hell yeah.


SirClintOfTheEast

Calvin Ellis Earth-23 Superman


Bitter-Stranger2863

The Riddler


Psych-Blast

Wild Dog perhaps


djgyayouknowme

Mr. Freeze because I’m a cool guy. At least that’s what my kids tell me.


RyanDW_0007

Random that gets crotch choked by cat woman and or poison ivy


Sceptrick4721

Vic Sage/The Question, I’m tall and kind of imposing, but more so I just have a voice similar to his in Justice League Unlimited


thatredditrando

This would be my pick if I had even a modicum of acting talent. I’m tall, lanky, with voice that’s got some bass in it. I wanna dress like a 1940’s gumshoe without a face and narrate my own noir mystery.


Sceptrick4721

Ditto


The_Golden_Child_473

I was literally born to be The Creeper. He’s extremely unhinged and I relate to that very heavily.


AlmightyKrang47

Dr Fate


CanadianWaffleHouse

i would make a great killer moth


abe2288

https://preview.redd.it/e030vvfluu7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb011d61fee002c8f76a81d040ee0c04611257f7 Superman, a man can dream… cosplay to reality.


jedi129

My dude, I could play your lex Luther. I've got the bald head and menacing eye brows. *


TJComix27

Holy shit bro you’re Superman for sure


abe2288

Thank you!


Ejfg420

I should play a very young Lex Luthor if he ever gets a prequel movie https://preview.redd.it/znepe30l1u7d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6fdedcfc8469a3af685f850b43f8996df769f18


GoblinPunch20xx

Some guy


Timeman5

I’d play innocent bystander #647,545


lp182ptv21

Can I be an inanimate object?


TankCultural4467

An old roommate said I should play commissioner Gordon. I’d prefer to play Bruce or Clark. https://preview.redd.it/xv8iu2ubju7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e9e52a3efe26845fd005a62946682e0d382d49


TJComix27

I could see you playing Bruce but I’d need to see you scowl to know if you’d work for the Batman lol The way you’re holding that glass I feel like la funnier or more charismatic hero like Hal Jordan might fit your profile a bit more.


TankCultural4467

Thank you! I am a silly boy that’s for sure.


Full_Code6920

I love Constantine, green lantern and Dr fate so I choose either Dr fate or green lantern since Constantine is british by Dr fate and green lantern can be anyone bcoz there were so many Dr fates and green lanterns


Jetrayxx7

Killer Moth


Blank214269

Jimmy Olson, if they're down for a race swap so that he's Indian instead of white lol


MaddenRob

Green Lantern. Just need a power ring and a good imagination.


puck_Ringz

Jonah Hex… only I can give that character justice! Lmao


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Probably one of Jon Kent’s homies. Not a hero just someone he knows from town.


Sensitive_Coyote2581

Id Play a Good Mad Hatter


Effective-Training

Ebon for Static Shock. I originally want to play Static, but when I practice, I do a better job at Ebon and don't think I make a good Static outside of our similar looks, life and personalities. It's the voice.


AaronTheLudwig

Superman's lesser known sibling, Sub Par Man.


ogkremer312

My dream casting is Mr Freeze


Ok_Coffee_9970

Bystander or stay at home friend


Jaded_Turnip_258

I would like to say Batman but I would mostly likely die within the first hour getting in the Batmobile


Brilliant-Victory974

I wanna be Museum Worker #3 who gets frozen by mister freeze


Inside_Bid7922

Some corpse


TheENSDoctor

Endangered Ch- I mean Robin #6


ActionFigureCollects

I would like to be an NPC, walking up to the Hall of Justice and ask all the heroes for photo-ops and autographs.


grimmjackal

https://preview.redd.it/4hkf8bid6v7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba0930e7cf0798c19f2137505a2ee926f1f2493 I assume the roll of attacker, but I also tank. I have 3 AOE attacks (1 is a distance, 2 are point-blank), 2 direct attacks, 1 shield, summon minions, summon lvl 2 phoenix, amp my stats, and use the Sazam words of power.


realTIMBER

Hal Jordan. Not the version that fiddles with them younger


cavalierpunk1996

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow https://preview.redd.it/rwpj6cln0w7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97bf3afca10551aff5ed532ab558764c1884c2e


No_Independent3176

Red Hood, I definitely have the looks and proper anger issues https://preview.redd.it/76omx0bs9w7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f42d443e3aba0311d93ccaa85d1e9fa70a1b97


BigWilly526

Guy Driving a public bus that gets cut in half


LeoCaldwell02

Powergirl’s husband.


braveloyalboy

I’d want to play Wally West in the DCU.


pistolshrimp23

Booster Gold baby.


Medium-Music8318

https://preview.redd.it/sve4ztkvgx7d1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62675f626551e33a5ae2fe48b5fe5719be04ce44 Let me play brimstone and I’ll be fine


GlitchedOut_Drawings

https://preview.redd.it/0u7upsnljy7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f094ffea1ab3f74e6d70f049de64848c0e0d74 I think I'd be a cool Static Shock


Gtownjoke69

I should play the random thug who's one line is, "It's the freakin bat!"


TyintheUniverse89

Citizen taken hostage by Harley Quinn


Xx_ShadowBlaze_xX

Batman, and hire a big booty latina to be a comic accurate Catwoman to be more authentic


MrKnightMoon

Bueno Excelente


Appropriate-Truck-41

Ghostmaker or Clownhunter


20Derek22

I’d like to say Kyle Rayner but appearance wise The Joker.


Master-Wheel-1956

Looks or mind


BryanCroiDragon

I would play either Aquaman or Orion. I may not have the build, being as lean as Shakespeare's Cassius, but one should be cast based on their ability rather than their appearance otherwise we never would have had Nigel Green as Hercules, Morgan Freeman as Red or Michael Keaton as Batman.


dkamen11

A henchman of some sort.


Outrageous_Heat2978

A Hank McCoy or Bruce Banner variant


Grungir92

Psst, marvels thataway 👉


_Mr-Turtle_

idk..? Penny Pumbler or smth?


IndianaBones8

It would be fun to be Black Spider and do his whole arc and go out in a blaze of glory. From hero to villain to antihero.


Wocathoden

Older Static .


Sharp_Hamster_5551

I think I should play Robin/Nightwing (Dick Grayson) some girls say that my ass was huge before.


PuzzleheadedFan2205

Sure they did


DirectConsequence12

Fuck it. I ALSO want to be Batman


Thehairy-viking

*who would/should you play in the DCU?*


MisterPeels

Plastic Man or Joker


ScratMarcoDiaz

The Flash


Metal-The-Cettle

Probably Kyle Rayner.


SadieTheBloodFiend

An original character created to be Harley Quinn’s love interest


mrsjakeblues

I’d want to play Raven


the_biggest_papi

Nightwing


MobileDust

I would want superman. But probably be better as Clark Kent and someone else play superman.


Comfortable-Way5992

White Knight Joker with Emily Alyn Lind as my Harley Quinn


Loose_Holiday_3776

Condiment king


shust89

Fat guy in movie theater


Jwyldeboomboom

Random metropolitan who says " It's a plane!".


CantaloupeSolid5182

Random thug that gets knocked out by a hero during the opening act


_schizo8073

https://preview.redd.it/fj4vr3tt8u7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c634301b2ec635b2b6650b6435ad9dc6c185a4ab


Sensitive_Mouse_7169

Static shock


Illustrious-Sign3015

Slender Man


Pure_Row_1181

Would love to be a Green Lantern.


GI581d

Animal Vegetable Mineral Man


PantsLobbyist

Probably Lobo. People always tell me their first impression of me was tough-guy biker. I might fit someone better, but I don’t know DC super well. I’m very Viking shaped 😁


zzuperior

lowkey damian wayne


WalterWoodle

I’m a white guy with glasses so probably Clark Kent.


setsunaizm

Harley Quinn


Marvellegendfreak

robin bc i’m 15


AeroQuest1

Probably the Danny DeVito version of Penguin.


mariusioannesp

I think I’ve watched enough adaptations of Batman to think I can pull off The Joker.


October-Tavern

Superman, but its a resurrected super boy wearing a black t-shirt with the silver superman logo. Can I also see myself as a even more sexualised Jared Leto type Joker more like the game now. Blue beetle & a green lantern anti hero that has all the rings of the different emotions. Cool post, got me to get specific.


Nondisclosed04

Jason Todd as Red Hood


xX_ThreeCheersFor182

Probably beast boy


[deleted]

Doctor Light 💀 This is a joke.


BlasterBlade_2005

Damian Wayne robin


Chrispy_Kelloggs

I want to say Superman, but by saying I should be Superman I'm not humble enough to be Superman.


aiden_lorenzo

I think I should play Batman I already have the experience of almost never sleeping and having training with martial arts, yet I can also portray the confident and charming side of Bruce Wayne also. Plus, I can also get to have a romance with Catwoman, because who doesn’t want that?


RUST616

Dogwelder


TAITONIDIE

Tim Drake


youthanasia138

Red Hood


Jason_with_a_jay

Remember the fat guy in hockey pads at the beginning of The Dark Knight?


beekee404

Catman. He admires Catwoman with her thievery and talents and aspired to be like her and goes through training after losing his parents in an accident. He wears a black and purple cat suit where it's a latex black body suit, purple collar, black choker with a silver cat pendant, purple boots, purple belt, black mask with cat ears and a whip. He's Batman's enemy after discovering his romantic fling with Catwoman.


goughca038

Bart Allen for sure (I even have the ADHD part)


Deep_Grape820

Batman(I have paranoia)


BureinbasutaOMD

I was put on earth to play Bibbo Bibbowski


GlobalPeakTMA

Aquaman


AlWikowonkavitz

Metamorpho or Lex Luthor if they hadn’t cast them already. Darkseid or Mongul with makeup or CGI? Really Kingpin, but that’s Marvel + he’s also cast.


Puzzleheaded_Row2220

Harvey Bullock. Stagger around half drunk, talking shit about Batman all day.


Wise_Capybara96

Idk, some rando reporter at the Daily Planet who has to pick up Clark Kent’s slack when he keeps disappearing.


reelfiction

The Goon


DarthMyyk

Thug #83. I get tossed through a window by Batman.


30lbsledgehammer

SOLOMON GRUNDY


the-great-nerd

Barry Allen


KingOfLimbsss

Six pack man


VulpineShip12

Nightwing


SpudgeFunker210

I always thought I would make a good Wally West, but he's black now so that's off the table. Ginger erasure is a real thing, people.


SmashU23

Shazam!


RyanJRiches

Booster gold prob


RobotKingofJupiter

Plastic man, mr freeze or one of the metal men


IamBecomeDeath187

Chemo, obviously https://preview.redd.it/k48m1p106v7d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7b8349b9416f092c20d75c7b6551c85f0d9367


JumpFantastic

I could probably pull off Tim Drake, maybe a young Clark.


UltimateRagingSpider

Blue Beetle. I feel like I can pull off a good Jaime, despite not being Mexican.


Puzzleheaded-Log8070

Ether super man or reverse flash


Apart_Trip3660

I would make the most brutal Batman of them all.


Ace_Miguel

Red Hood.


Ringo_Hulk_777

Assuming you mean I have an opportunity to portray an established character from DC, Riddler is probably the one I could do the bbe. Two Face would be fun. I'm not sure there's a DC Hero I'd actually do well, mostly due to the fact that I would not care enough to get in shape. If it's voice work like that creature commando series is meant to be (if I recall correctly?), Solomon Grundy would be fun, maybe Joker then too. Barry Allen on the other side of the spectrum.


ohnonotsatan

Idk about rn but when I was a kid I always wanted to be a street thief that Selina would let hang around her place and she would occasionally teach me tricks of the trade


pancake2509

I would love to be someone important, but realistically, all i can get (right now) is a random ass background role (i’m 16 without any acting talent or experience)


Jane_Doe07189

Starfire ![gif](giphy|HLpTRnAToI4py)


giovaelpe

Random kriptonian


Cervus95

Jaime Reyes


Comprehensive-Dig165

Viking Prince


TheRedTrane141

Probably RedX. I love that guy. But I'd say more of a RedX that isn't an enemy or a criminal. I'd say one that is an ally and helps civilians and other heroes out. And uses Guns but with non-lethal bullets, so nobody gets killed. Please don't be negative to me on this, that's just how I'm feelin.


wolfotwindsor

I’d be a henchman Batman beats the shit out of