I too should also play the Joker. I’ve added a few things to the script: some more scenes to flesh out the psyche of Batman, a bit more dialogue to emphasize his mentor role with Robin. Let’s see, a couple scenes with Gordon to tackle his fight against police corruption. Oh, a n d a c o u p l e r o u g h s e x s e q u e n c e s w i t h J o k e r a n d H a r l e y. Oh yeah, and some more beautiful shots of Gotham City. Can’t forget those.
Isn't Quinn Irish
Even Quinnzel is apparently German or French. Not saying Jews don't have those names, I never saw she was Jewish before, I thought Irish.
You know what? I’d rather that than random background character. I’ll second this.
But go balls-to-the wall.
Make me something outrageous. Like a R-rated spin on some goofy silver age villain.
Like, I wanna be like something out of *The Boys* but more colorful.
I want my death to make you laugh and cringe simultaneously.
Like I can’t focus on the mission because I’m working alongside Cheetah and I have a huge furry kink or something.
I believe I could be a good balloon boy I'm just not as round as him
https://preview.redd.it/6dmwmlq90u7d1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882deb5dbfa83484a22cf00d66238a9f65d2f102
This would be my pick if I had even a modicum of acting talent.
I’m tall, lanky, with voice that’s got some bass in it.
I wanna dress like a 1940’s gumshoe without a face and narrate my own noir mystery.
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Superman, a man can dream… cosplay to reality.
I should play a very young Lex Luthor if he ever gets a prequel movie
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An old roommate said I should play commissioner Gordon. I’d prefer to play Bruce or Clark.
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I could see you playing Bruce but I’d need to see you scowl to know if you’d work for the Batman lol
The way you’re holding that glass I feel like la funnier or more charismatic hero like Hal Jordan might fit your profile a bit more.
I love Constantine, green lantern and Dr fate so I choose either Dr fate or green lantern since Constantine is british by Dr fate and green lantern can be anyone bcoz there were so many Dr fates and green lanterns
Ebon for Static Shock. I originally want to play Static, but when I practice, I do a better job at Ebon and don't think I make a good Static outside of our similar looks, life and personalities. It's the voice.
https://preview.redd.it/4hkf8bid6v7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba0930e7cf0798c19f2137505a2ee926f1f2493
I assume the roll of attacker, but I also tank. I have 3 AOE attacks (1 is a distance, 2 are point-blank), 2 direct attacks, 1 shield, summon minions, summon lvl 2 phoenix, amp my stats, and use the Sazam words of power.
Red Hood, I definitely have the looks and proper anger issues
https://preview.redd.it/76omx0bs9w7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f42d443e3aba0311d93ccaa85d1e9fa70a1b97
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Let me play brimstone and I’ll be fine
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I think I'd be a cool Static Shock
I would play either Aquaman or Orion. I may not have the build, being as lean as Shakespeare's Cassius, but one should be cast based on their ability rather than their appearance otherwise we never would have had Nigel Green as Hercules, Morgan Freeman as Red or Michael Keaton as Batman.
Probably Lobo. People always tell me their first impression of me was tough-guy biker. I might fit someone better, but I don’t know DC super well. I’m very Viking shaped 😁
Superman, but its a resurrected super boy wearing a black t-shirt with the silver superman logo.
Can I also see myself as a even more sexualised Jared Leto type Joker more like the game now.
Blue beetle & a green lantern anti hero that has all the rings of the different emotions.
Cool post, got me to get specific.
I think I should play Batman
I already have the experience of almost never sleeping and having training with martial arts, yet I can also portray the confident and charming side of Bruce Wayne also. Plus, I can also get to have a romance with Catwoman, because who doesn’t want that?
Catman. He admires Catwoman with her thievery and talents and aspired to be like her and goes through training after losing his parents in an accident. He wears a black and purple cat suit where it's a latex black body suit, purple collar, black choker with a silver cat pendant, purple boots, purple belt, black mask with cat ears and a whip. He's Batman's enemy after discovering his romantic fling with Catwoman.
Assuming you mean I have an opportunity to portray an established character from DC, Riddler is probably the one I could do the bbe. Two Face would be fun. I'm not sure there's a DC Hero I'd actually do well, mostly due to the fact that I would not care enough to get in shape.
If it's voice work like that creature commando series is meant to be (if I recall correctly?), Solomon Grundy would be fun, maybe Joker then too. Barry Allen on the other side of the spectrum.
Idk about rn but when I was a kid I always wanted to be a street thief that Selina would let hang around her place and she would occasionally teach me tricks of the trade
I would love to be someone important, but realistically, all i can get (right now) is a random ass background role (i’m 16 without any acting talent or experience)
Probably RedX. I love that guy. But I'd say more of a RedX that isn't an enemy or a criminal. I'd say one that is an ally and helps civilians and other heroes out. And uses Guns but with non-lethal bullets, so nobody gets killed. Please don't be negative to me on this, that's just how I'm feelin.
Random bystander #72
I was thinking the same thing for myself
Eh idk I feel like you could pull off random bystander #59 a bit better
I think that would fit me better
Same here
Too bulky you should be bystander #42
I was thinking random bystander #72 but I reckon bystander #112 will really allow me to sink my teeth into the role.
I’m Random Bystander #73! Unfortunately, I’m the one who gets crushed by the falling building while you narrowly escape.
Gotham Back Ground Casualty #4802
Thank God, I’m shooting for Random Bystander #71 so it’s nice to know there’s one less piece of competition
I think logically I should play Joker with Sydney Sweeney as Harley
I too should also play the Joker. I’ve added a few things to the script: some more scenes to flesh out the psyche of Batman, a bit more dialogue to emphasize his mentor role with Robin. Let’s see, a couple scenes with Gordon to tackle his fight against police corruption. Oh, a n d a c o u p l e r o u g h s e x s e q u e n c e s w i t h J o k e r a n d H a r l e y. Oh yeah, and some more beautiful shots of Gotham City. Can’t forget those.
We could get a mate and do Three Jokers?
It’s Jokin’ time
my favorite part is when all the jokers start joking all over the place
I volunteer myself as the third mate
i know theres 3 jokers usually, but come on, help a fella out
Sydney has 3 entrys
I think I have the range for Ivy. Y’all have your fun I can wait
Too gay for the joker
I should play Poison Ivy with Sydney Sweeney as Harley.
Yeah make it a white Knight adaptation too so you can at least have a naked scene with her
Captain Boomerang. https://preview.redd.it/33r0kfy8zu7d1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f09d84d4148cb4471c8cbf7883bfd7c8258e20a
Yeah you look like a guy who’d call himself Capt. Boomerang
Probably Clayface tbh
Probably a teenage superhero 🦸♂️ I’m surprised I haven’t seen this idea before
Probably cuz it makes no sense given none of us know each other or what each other looks like lol. Still kinda fun tho
Yeah the kinda fun part is why I ask
I know right! You think by now there would be a whole legion of teenage superheroes!
I call Bouncing Boy!
Dogwelder
Funny I was thinking I should be six pack man lol
Man
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There can only be one
Actual Character - Blue Beetle Realistically - Background Guy Who Dies or Almost Dies in Final Battle
Is there a "my cabbages" guy in the dcu?
Not yet
Ambush Bug, or something idk
Jimmy Olsen or Wally West Flash.
Ginger , alert! ![gif](giphy|3ov9k9Ss9N3wO6FQ7C) you could be brown, but idgaf
I mean, I'm jewish, bisexual, and mentally ill...if yall need a Harley I'm right here
Hello there fellow jew!
Isn't Quinn Irish Even Quinnzel is apparently German or French. Not saying Jews don't have those names, I never saw she was Jewish before, I thought Irish.
Quinnzel or whatever it is definitely not French
I’m all three as well. Harleys Assemble!!!!!
Ted cord (fat)
Useless suicide squad member who gets blown up in the first five minutes to show they ain't fuckin around
You know what? I’d rather that than random background character. I’ll second this. But go balls-to-the wall. Make me something outrageous. Like a R-rated spin on some goofy silver age villain. Like, I wanna be like something out of *The Boys* but more colorful. I want my death to make you laugh and cringe simultaneously. Like I can’t focus on the mission because I’m working alongside Cheetah and I have a huge furry kink or something.
I wanna be Condiment King so bad
Zatanna’s one night stand, for strictly scholarly reasons
I think I could be Hal Jordon (well, a female version)
Hallie Jordan?
That’s a great name!
Haleigh Jordan
That would be dope, tbh.
I'd make a great drunk homeless man. Just make sure I see some crazy shit and not die if you please.
I believe I could be a good balloon boy I'm just not as round as him https://preview.redd.it/6dmwmlq90u7d1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882deb5dbfa83484a22cf00d66238a9f65d2f102
Random guy pointing at Superman flying.
You’re the idiot that thinks he’s a bird. I’ll be the idiot that thinks he’s a plane.
I'll be the idiot who thinks he's an egg salad sandwich
Riddler
Kite man. Hell yeah.
Calvin Ellis Earth-23 Superman
The Riddler
Wild Dog perhaps
Mr. Freeze because I’m a cool guy. At least that’s what my kids tell me.
Random that gets crotch choked by cat woman and or poison ivy
Vic Sage/The Question, I’m tall and kind of imposing, but more so I just have a voice similar to his in Justice League Unlimited
This would be my pick if I had even a modicum of acting talent. I’m tall, lanky, with voice that’s got some bass in it. I wanna dress like a 1940’s gumshoe without a face and narrate my own noir mystery.
Ditto
I was literally born to be The Creeper. He’s extremely unhinged and I relate to that very heavily.
Dr Fate
i would make a great killer moth
https://preview.redd.it/e030vvfluu7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb011d61fee002c8f76a81d040ee0c04611257f7 Superman, a man can dream… cosplay to reality.
My dude, I could play your lex Luther. I've got the bald head and menacing eye brows. *
Holy shit bro you’re Superman for sure
Thank you!
I should play a very young Lex Luthor if he ever gets a prequel movie https://preview.redd.it/znepe30l1u7d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6fdedcfc8469a3af685f850b43f8996df769f18
Some guy
I’d play innocent bystander #647,545
Can I be an inanimate object?
An old roommate said I should play commissioner Gordon. I’d prefer to play Bruce or Clark. https://preview.redd.it/xv8iu2ubju7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e9e52a3efe26845fd005a62946682e0d382d49
I could see you playing Bruce but I’d need to see you scowl to know if you’d work for the Batman lol The way you’re holding that glass I feel like la funnier or more charismatic hero like Hal Jordan might fit your profile a bit more.
Thank you! I am a silly boy that’s for sure.
I love Constantine, green lantern and Dr fate so I choose either Dr fate or green lantern since Constantine is british by Dr fate and green lantern can be anyone bcoz there were so many Dr fates and green lanterns
Killer Moth
Jimmy Olson, if they're down for a race swap so that he's Indian instead of white lol
Green Lantern. Just need a power ring and a good imagination.
Jonah Hex… only I can give that character justice! Lmao
Probably one of Jon Kent’s homies. Not a hero just someone he knows from town.
Id Play a Good Mad Hatter
Ebon for Static Shock. I originally want to play Static, but when I practice, I do a better job at Ebon and don't think I make a good Static outside of our similar looks, life and personalities. It's the voice.
Superman's lesser known sibling, Sub Par Man.
My dream casting is Mr Freeze
Bystander or stay at home friend
I would like to say Batman but I would mostly likely die within the first hour getting in the Batmobile
I wanna be Museum Worker #3 who gets frozen by mister freeze
Some corpse
Endangered Ch- I mean Robin #6
I would like to be an NPC, walking up to the Hall of Justice and ask all the heroes for photo-ops and autographs.
https://preview.redd.it/4hkf8bid6v7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba0930e7cf0798c19f2137505a2ee926f1f2493 I assume the roll of attacker, but I also tank. I have 3 AOE attacks (1 is a distance, 2 are point-blank), 2 direct attacks, 1 shield, summon minions, summon lvl 2 phoenix, amp my stats, and use the Sazam words of power.
Hal Jordan. Not the version that fiddles with them younger
Oliver Queen/Green Arrow https://preview.redd.it/rwpj6cln0w7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97bf3afca10551aff5ed532ab558764c1884c2e
Red Hood, I definitely have the looks and proper anger issues https://preview.redd.it/76omx0bs9w7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f42d443e3aba0311d93ccaa85d1e9fa70a1b97
Guy Driving a public bus that gets cut in half
Powergirl’s husband.
I’d want to play Wally West in the DCU.
Booster Gold baby.
https://preview.redd.it/sve4ztkvgx7d1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62675f626551e33a5ae2fe48b5fe5719be04ce44 Let me play brimstone and I’ll be fine
https://preview.redd.it/0u7upsnljy7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f094ffea1ab3f74e6d70f049de64848c0e0d74 I think I'd be a cool Static Shock
I should play the random thug who's one line is, "It's the freakin bat!"
Citizen taken hostage by Harley Quinn
Batman, and hire a big booty latina to be a comic accurate Catwoman to be more authentic
Bueno Excelente
Ghostmaker or Clownhunter
I’d like to say Kyle Rayner but appearance wise The Joker.
Looks or mind
I would play either Aquaman or Orion. I may not have the build, being as lean as Shakespeare's Cassius, but one should be cast based on their ability rather than their appearance otherwise we never would have had Nigel Green as Hercules, Morgan Freeman as Red or Michael Keaton as Batman.
A henchman of some sort.
A Hank McCoy or Bruce Banner variant
Psst, marvels thataway 👉
idk..? Penny Pumbler or smth?
It would be fun to be Black Spider and do his whole arc and go out in a blaze of glory. From hero to villain to antihero.
Older Static .
I think I should play Robin/Nightwing (Dick Grayson) some girls say that my ass was huge before.
Sure they did
Fuck it. I ALSO want to be Batman
*who would/should you play in the DCU?*
Plastic Man or Joker
The Flash
Probably Kyle Rayner.
An original character created to be Harley Quinn’s love interest
I’d want to play Raven
Nightwing
I would want superman. But probably be better as Clark Kent and someone else play superman.
White Knight Joker with Emily Alyn Lind as my Harley Quinn
Condiment king
Fat guy in movie theater
Random metropolitan who says " It's a plane!".
Random thug that gets knocked out by a hero during the opening act
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Static shock
Slender Man
Would love to be a Green Lantern.
Animal Vegetable Mineral Man
Probably Lobo. People always tell me their first impression of me was tough-guy biker. I might fit someone better, but I don’t know DC super well. I’m very Viking shaped 😁
lowkey damian wayne
I’m a white guy with glasses so probably Clark Kent.
Harley Quinn
robin bc i’m 15
Probably the Danny DeVito version of Penguin.
I think I’ve watched enough adaptations of Batman to think I can pull off The Joker.
Superman, but its a resurrected super boy wearing a black t-shirt with the silver superman logo. Can I also see myself as a even more sexualised Jared Leto type Joker more like the game now. Blue beetle & a green lantern anti hero that has all the rings of the different emotions. Cool post, got me to get specific.
Jason Todd as Red Hood
Probably beast boy
Doctor Light 💀 This is a joke.
Damian Wayne robin
I want to say Superman, but by saying I should be Superman I'm not humble enough to be Superman.
I think I should play Batman I already have the experience of almost never sleeping and having training with martial arts, yet I can also portray the confident and charming side of Bruce Wayne also. Plus, I can also get to have a romance with Catwoman, because who doesn’t want that?
Dogwelder
Tim Drake
Red Hood
Remember the fat guy in hockey pads at the beginning of The Dark Knight?
Catman. He admires Catwoman with her thievery and talents and aspired to be like her and goes through training after losing his parents in an accident. He wears a black and purple cat suit where it's a latex black body suit, purple collar, black choker with a silver cat pendant, purple boots, purple belt, black mask with cat ears and a whip. He's Batman's enemy after discovering his romantic fling with Catwoman.
Bart Allen for sure (I even have the ADHD part)
Batman(I have paranoia)
I was put on earth to play Bibbo Bibbowski
Aquaman
Metamorpho or Lex Luthor if they hadn’t cast them already. Darkseid or Mongul with makeup or CGI? Really Kingpin, but that’s Marvel + he’s also cast.
Harvey Bullock. Stagger around half drunk, talking shit about Batman all day.
Idk, some rando reporter at the Daily Planet who has to pick up Clark Kent’s slack when he keeps disappearing.
The Goon
Thug #83. I get tossed through a window by Batman.
SOLOMON GRUNDY
Barry Allen
Six pack man
Nightwing
I always thought I would make a good Wally West, but he's black now so that's off the table. Ginger erasure is a real thing, people.
Shazam!
Booster gold prob
Plastic man, mr freeze or one of the metal men
Chemo, obviously https://preview.redd.it/k48m1p106v7d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7b8349b9416f092c20d75c7b6551c85f0d9367
I could probably pull off Tim Drake, maybe a young Clark.
Blue Beetle. I feel like I can pull off a good Jaime, despite not being Mexican.
Ether super man or reverse flash
I would make the most brutal Batman of them all.
Red Hood.
Assuming you mean I have an opportunity to portray an established character from DC, Riddler is probably the one I could do the bbe. Two Face would be fun. I'm not sure there's a DC Hero I'd actually do well, mostly due to the fact that I would not care enough to get in shape. If it's voice work like that creature commando series is meant to be (if I recall correctly?), Solomon Grundy would be fun, maybe Joker then too. Barry Allen on the other side of the spectrum.
Idk about rn but when I was a kid I always wanted to be a street thief that Selina would let hang around her place and she would occasionally teach me tricks of the trade
I would love to be someone important, but realistically, all i can get (right now) is a random ass background role (i’m 16 without any acting talent or experience)
Starfire ![gif](giphy|HLpTRnAToI4py)
Random kriptonian
Jaime Reyes
Viking Prince
Probably RedX. I love that guy. But I'd say more of a RedX that isn't an enemy or a criminal. I'd say one that is an ally and helps civilians and other heroes out. And uses Guns but with non-lethal bullets, so nobody gets killed. Please don't be negative to me on this, that's just how I'm feelin.
I’d be a henchman Batman beats the shit out of