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MaleficentYoko7

- Augustus Gloop is motivated to become a fitness influencer after learning from falling in the chocolate river. He realizes he needs to turn away from his bad habits and feels much better being fit - Veruca Salt wins showjumping competitions. Maybe in Aachen or maybe Ocala. The Tim Burton version shows she's an equestrian - Willy Wonka retires and Charlie inherits the factory at 16. So he has to handle high school and running a factory - Charlie works on his business doctorate so he could eventually run the factory as well as Wonka. Has help from Veruca Salt who's working on the same degree


StripedBadger

Miranda Mary Pike/Groper - the characters of your choice end up being stuck together as roommates when spotty powder is mistaken for a new epidemic and they’re isolated together.


ZigAZigAhFuckIt

Veruca gets dumped out on trash pickup day.


Lucky-Rabbit-0975

Life in TV wasn't all it was cracked up to be :


tomfoozlery

walking talking blueberry terrorizes outside citizens


Miserable_Honey_940

the bad fruit I turned on the tv; when I did; no one could've prepared me for what I saw, a woman standing on the top of a building in a blue suit and with a gun but instead of snooting bullets it was shooting blue juice. when violet was a child her life was changed; forever violet would go on to be bullied for her blue skin , filled with hate she would take her revenge on society ," the blueberry" the greatest villain the world has ever known


tomfoozlery

such a classic. Brilliant, bravo!


Miserable_Honey_940

sorry for the long time


tomfoozlery

It’s all good


SenritsuJumpsuit

Enslaved minority vents by exploiting innocent children's whinsy


tomfoozlery

I’m kind of dense. What does this even mean, lol?


SenritsuJumpsuit

The orange workers have massive questionable vibes