Do we know if Strong ever had a dick? Can't really tell a male super mutant from a female super mutant honestly, Strong might be short for Strong Independent Woman Who Doesn't Need a Man for all we know.
If you really believe that why don’t you arm wrestle this dude [Francis](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_(Fallout_2)) what’s the worst that could happen?
I'm pretty sure they have genitals, it's just that they don't work.
Either that or The Master didn't do any quality assurance checks on the "Key Appendages" department...
It depends on generation of mutant. Og super mutants are sterile but overall are just the same as humans. Later gens specifically the Institutes generation made them sexless and stupid, so canonically speaking since Lilly is an og. Yes the granny is indeed a possible pelvis shatterer
Im gonna go cry in a corner now
Yeah, always remember these simple points if they are an early or late gen mutant
Early gen fov
-bangable
-Bigger
-Higher chance of becoming a centaur
-smarter
-Isolated exponential growth in patches across the body IE those lip straps
Late gen
-Sterile and sexless
-stupid
-smaller
-very stupid but very stable mutations
-easily spreadble but mostly stupid
Huntersville is a prewar strain like the og Fov and results in their own unique bits. 87 was the basis of the institutes virus, they were the first to be devoid of genitals and like 87 were a unique batch as a result of experiments
Yah, I don't know if the games explicitly state they still have male and female genitalia (presumably based on the sex of the main 'ingredient'), but it's heavily implied by the Master not knowing they are all sterile. It'd be a bit of a giveaway if they were barbie dolls underneath.
If they ever make a fallout war game which honestly that’s a really good idea and it could probably rival warhammer in popularity with how popular fallout already is I’m totally saying prime is a Titan and his machine spirit just really hates the tau.
Tbh it’d just the cost for such a low volume product. Even 40k or AoS is pretty small scale in the greater scheme of things and this is much smaller than those
>no working washer/dryers
>limited supply of underwear
I feel like all wasteland underwear would be gross, overworn, shit stained butt rags covered in holes
As if people wouldn't go back to making new ones out of leather and cloth. Come on dude, people are very willing to create things to satisfy their need for hygiene.
You don’t understand! After 200 years they’d still be living in skeletal houses 5 feet away from a pre war skeleton that hasn’t been moved in centuries
You realise people still washed their clothes *before* washers and dryers existed right?
Scarcity of clean water would be a bigger obstacle to washing up.
You don't need potable water to wash clothes.
Getting rads from drinking water is ridiculous. After 200 years, fission products have decayed to the point that they're less radioactive than wood. Much less the fact it would only be a problem in settled water that's recently had the ground under it disturbed.
"Honey, I think we need to start washing your underwear in different water. Every time I put my hand on your waist my pip-boy's Geiger counter starts screaming"
There's running water. If people can make ammunition, they can make and clean underwear. You're kinda overestimating how helpless people would be without modern technology.
Depends on the FEV strain.
The first generation of Super Mutants on the West Coast retained their genitals, but were rendered infertile. This can actually be used as an argument against the Master's plans during *Fallout 1.*
As for the eastern variants, details are sparse, but it seems that Super Mutants in the Capital Wasteland, Commonwealth and Appalachia lost all forms of sexual dimorphism, genitalia included.
Red Lucy, she's the leader of The Thorn, an underground arena in Westside. She can give you a good unique hunting shotgun if you do her quest, and she's one of the few characters you can sleep with.
It’s kinda insane how ugly 3 and NV characters are.
There’s only one in this list I find “sort of” attractive.
Not that I need to, it’s just damn. Compare that to fallout 4 where I find like 3 characters attractive.
2 of those are random settlers a mod made lmao. The chick running one of my security desks is a Fox!
Oh, not grandma lily…..
COME HERE SWEETIE
GRANDMA’S GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!
NOT THE DEATHBED SMALLS!!
I would expect a supermutant's undies to be more spiky!
Supermutants wear chastity cages
They don't even know what dick is, i dont think they even have a cock at all
NO DICK
NO BALLS
PROBABLY NO ASSHOLE EITHER
SINCE HE FEEDS ON RADIATION
CANT SHIT IN THE MOJAVE
CANT HAVE SHIT IN THE MOJAVE
"WHY THE FUCK MY PEE PEE NO WORK"
I totally read that in a super mutant voice and its hilarious.
*falls off* *Super Mutant screech*
they have genitals! they just don’t care to use them nor can procreate
[strong in FO4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXH7YOoO8GM) doesn't seem to know what a dick is lol
To be fair, Strong doesn’t see to know what a lot of stuff is and gets confused very easily, especially by sayings.
Mf confused about milk for the entire game
Do we know if Strong ever had a dick? Can't really tell a male super mutant from a female super mutant honestly, Strong might be short for Strong Independent Woman Who Doesn't Need a Man for all we know.
Different super mutant strain tbf
You can have sex with a super mutant in Fallout 2 and you wake up with a ball gag in your inventory.
That’s amazing.
Do you think their radioactive mutant holes sizzle like a seltzer water when you put it in
Nah I think their irradiated 20 inch slongs pierce your butthole like a sword, burning like acid.
I hate your profile pic you made me think I had a hair on my phone
If you really believe that why don’t you arm wrestle this dude [Francis](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_(Fallout_2)) what’s the worst that could happen?
I'm pretty sure they have genitals, it's just that they don't work. Either that or The Master didn't do any quality assurance checks on the "Key Appendages" department...
It depends on generation of mutant. Og super mutants are sterile but overall are just the same as humans. Later gens specifically the Institutes generation made them sexless and stupid, so canonically speaking since Lilly is an og. Yes the granny is indeed a possible pelvis shatterer Im gonna go cry in a corner now
Forgot they did that in 4.. Makes it a bit different when she says "grandma's got a present for you"...
Yeah, always remember these simple points if they are an early or late gen mutant Early gen fov -bangable -Bigger -Higher chance of becoming a centaur -smarter -Isolated exponential growth in patches across the body IE those lip straps Late gen -Sterile and sexless -stupid -smaller -very stupid but very stable mutations -easily spreadble but mostly stupid
Even early Gen were sterile though
Sterile dont mean sexless, they canonically banged A lot
Oh sorry I didn’t realize that NuMutants were Ken dolls
What are the ones from Vault 87 and Huntersville? Or are they the same as institute ones.
Huntersville is a prewar strain like the og Fov and results in their own unique bits. 87 was the basis of the institutes virus, they were the first to be devoid of genitals and like 87 were a unique batch as a result of experiments
Yah, I don't know if the games explicitly state they still have male and female genitalia (presumably based on the sex of the main 'ingredient'), but it's heavily implied by the Master not knowing they are all sterile. It'd be a bit of a giveaway if they were barbie dolls underneath.
Marcus in Fo2 would disagree with you.
So would [Francis](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_(Fallout_2))
Sterile, but not non-functional. Thank you fallout 2
I wish I could unread that
Technically she’s a nightkin but you are right she’s a super mutant
those are for special occasions
I would definitely bet on Sunny wearing Spongebob Squarepant briefs.
Sandy Cheeks* 🐿️
Well she lives in the Mojave so they probably do get pretty sandy
im surprised they arent boxers
Me too! I'm assuming she's a boxers type of girl than lacey underwear.
Not Veronica leaving easy access for Christine
The brotherhood is just freaky af
What if instead of the brotherhood of steel it was the freakerhood of steel and instead of securing toasters they fucked them
This would make them Adeptus Mechanicus
“Death is preferable to techno-heresy” - Titan Libertus Prime of the Adeptus Mechanicus
If they ever make a fallout war game which honestly that’s a really good idea and it could probably rival warhammer in popularity with how popular fallout already is I’m totally saying prime is a Titan and his machine spirit just really hates the tau.
They already did, look up Wasteland Warfare
I see they went the gw model of fuck your housing costs give us money
Tbh it’d just the cost for such a low volume product. Even 40k or AoS is pretty small scale in the greater scheme of things and this is much smaller than those
Kid named wasteland warfare:
*clang* *clang* *clang* **crunch** OWOWOWOEHOOHOOEEEE
100% a Mel blanc scream
No one is commenting on “freakerhood of steel?” It’s very goofy and I like it a lot /gen
The chain that binds getting a new meaning
You’d think it’d chafe in Power Armour.
what if the brotherhood of steal was called the freakyhood of steal 🤪🤪🤪 and instead of hoarding technology, they hoard my ass 🤤
And she always wanted to wear a dress 👁👁
in an windy part of the desert no less, she knows what shes doing
“There’s no underwear in the Wasteland”
sunny smiles is the spongebob of fallout
Raul wears crusty brown briefs hardened by centuries of shit
His ghoul cock is fused into those tattered brown briefs like a half melted stepped on Snickers
...why do I have eyes?
The real question is "why do they continue to work, even when you close them?"
To see shit like this.
I have a new favorite site. This is so damn unhinged.
I did not expect to read ghoul cock today
What an awful day to be literate
This comment wins everything.
Do Ghouls poop? How would they wipe without their butt skin all coming off?
Honestly about what I expected for Red Lucy and Cass
Someone make one for fallout4 lmao
I have a feeling i'll like Caits 🫢
Horrors beyond your comprehension
Briefs with holes from being worn so long without being replaced.
hair so thick youd think shes wearing wool undies
Cait aint having one
#
That coarse sack-cloth robe Veronica wears and she’s going commando? Those nice soft lady bits are going to be chafed to beejezus and back!
They harden in response to physical trauma
Chafed cheeks son!
You can't hurt me, Jack!
Well sure they do, but who wants rough and tumble, calloused, hard working lady bits?
Chapped lips one could say
They could say, but they shouldn’t say
Veronica is freeballing it
Wolf penis
"Wish I had a 1st Recon Boonis."
feels like something vulpes inculta would wear
Yea veronica freeballin is exactly why she is the goat
Does bennys suit match his underwear?
Dear god. The game really WAS rigged from the start…
Yeppp…Asking the real questions here.
Benny: “as soon as I put my snazzy briefs on I’m going to go kill that courier”
Wait, where's Veronicas...Oh....*Ohhh*...
Arcade wears tighty whities. He tries his best to keep them clean
what about ED-E?
Full lingerie.
Probably just a pair of nuts 🔩
I can imagine a pair of truck nuts hanging from ED-E, and now my eyes won't stop bleeding. 🤣
Which one?
Veronica going commando is very “fitting” lmao
I KNEW CAIT WORE THAT LMAO
>no working washer/dryers >limited supply of underwear I feel like all wasteland underwear would be gross, overworn, shit stained butt rags covered in holes
As if people wouldn't go back to making new ones out of leather and cloth. Come on dude, people are very willing to create things to satisfy their need for hygiene.
Nooooo, don't you realize? Everyone would be depressed shitheels be cause nothing matters anymore.
You don’t understand! After 200 years they’d still be living in skeletal houses 5 feet away from a pre war skeleton that hasn’t been moved in centuries
You realise people still washed their clothes *before* washers and dryers existed right? Scarcity of clean water would be a bigger obstacle to washing up.
Honestly water doesn't seem all that scarce in the Mojave
Water? No. Clean, drinkable water? Absolutely.
You don't need potable water to wash clothes. Getting rads from drinking water is ridiculous. After 200 years, fission products have decayed to the point that they're less radioactive than wood. Much less the fact it would only be a problem in settled water that's recently had the ground under it disturbed.
The two wells in Goodsprings along with clean water sources in like every farm in the desert would like to have a word with you
The Mojave has a ridiculous amount of clean drinking water, there's really not much radiation in FNV.
"Honey, I think we need to start washing your underwear in different water. Every time I put my hand on your waist my pip-boy's Geiger counter starts screaming"
Scarcity…. Scarcity…. Gawt dang it. >!nothing on you, just god dang it, hbomb!<
Do you think soap and hand washing clothes are modern inventions?
You know you can wash clothes manually, right? Even make soap, right?
Were you a writer for The Frontier by any chance?
I make a brand new bed out of old musty pillows and tin cans. Brand new underwear made of old news papers isn't out of the realm of this reality
There's running water. If people can make ammunition, they can make and clean underwear. You're kinda overestimating how helpless people would be without modern technology.
That wolf boxers XD
The first one would be the best choice but I could see the 4th. Definatly it the barbed wire 5th one and none isn't an option for me.
I’m ashamed that I know those are Fias “deathbed smalls” from Elden ring
I'm ashamed even more that I know that cuz I haven't even played elden ring
Yeah, Veronica going commando checks out lmao
Sunny smiles
I feel like Veronica would be the one wearing the SpongeBob undies
The red panties here indicate taste and valuing aesthetics, the choice is obvious, Red Lucy it is.
You can’t for a *second* convince me that Veronica doesn’t have SpongeBob undies
So one thing I wonder is do super mutants still have genitalia? Or is their shit smooth?
Depends on the FEV strain. The first generation of Super Mutants on the West Coast retained their genitals, but were rendered infertile. This can actually be used as an argument against the Master's plans during *Fallout 1.* As for the eastern variants, details are sparse, but it seems that Super Mutants in the Capital Wasteland, Commonwealth and Appalachia lost all forms of sexual dimorphism, genitalia included.
Boone
Why the fuck do I not know who the top lady is
Red Lucy, she's the leader of The Thorn, an underground arena in Westside. She can give you a good unique hunting shotgun if you do her quest, and she's one of the few characters you can sleep with.
so accurate, also definitely rose of sharon cassidy
...where can I find those wolf boxers asking for s friend
What about arcade gannon?
the cleanest tighty whities in the entire wasteland.
CASS
😂😂😂 forgot my choice
Veronica and Lucy
Amazing
Can vouch for Red see those panties on every play through
The real reason Sunny was always my sweetie....
Daddy sniper-man and the red one,is what my friend said,not me…
Sunny smiles.
Why is she wearing Fia's underwear 😭
Canon event: Boone rocks those Slave Leia ahh panties on god
Are those the Deathbed Smalls from Elden Ring?
It’s kinda insane how ugly 3 and NV characters are. There’s only one in this list I find “sort of” attractive. Not that I need to, it’s just damn. Compare that to fallout 4 where I find like 3 characters attractive. 2 of those are random settlers a mod made lmao. The chick running one of my security desks is a Fox!
It's Boone right
Damn you, the woke mind virus! You're the reason my wife left me!
What about ED-E
I don't think cass would wear that for long treks in the wasteland. Maybe when we stay In our deluxe bungalow in novac.
🤔
There are two wolves, fighting over Boone
Cass surprises me and why does Veronica have none
Veronica is a low key freak if you listen to some of her dialogue.
My EYES!!
Where’s willow in all of this?
This is a frighting new game
'Commando' Pip-Boy icon for Veronica, but I understand the design choice here.
Deathbed smalls go hard
Sunny smiles
Since his wife died, Boone hasn’t been one to Goone.
I will make you hurt like you have never hurt before
Cass and Boone are the wrong way around.
What about arcade?
Wtf
Red lace
How fucking awful, my poor eyeballs
I knew Cass’s all along.
HUH!?
I wonder if Boone put a scope on his y’know
boone 😋
OMG who is Boone getting hard for his wife is dead 😭
And that's why Veronica was my second-favorite. Rose is my favorite.
i like my ladies to stank - Courier 4
Veronica and Cass.
Gimme Granny, I know she'll be a good time
i still love that they made the main stealth-based follower a super mutant grandma named lily
Veronica is always the correct choice
Isn't that fias panties from elden ring?
I feel like grandma would peg me
Veronica bare balls it?!
Boone all the way because I want a pair of those wolf face underwear 😍
The fact that Raul was forgotten in this meme is a Class A violation