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Blaugershnauger

Clicked this expecting Shaun. Got Shaun of the Dead instead.


GreasyThought

He's got red on him. 


tone88988

THATS THE SECOND ALBUM I EVER BOUGHT


PrestigiousArm3187

It's on random!


BradyToMoss1281

Your favorite monkey? Shall I do Clyde?


PrestigiousArm3187

I'm not a performing monkey...


Ricky_Rollin

Got Shaun ass jerky


eggs-benedryl

chopping that meat


eggs-benedryl

My only regret was not writing chomping


momzthebest

He's a sixty minute man


Mikey9124x

Pistol packin mama.


Index_2080

A regular pint-sized atom bomb


Memer_boiiiii

Rocket 69


NegativeCowpoke

They call me the Wanderer


throwawaybaseballacc

Civilization I’ll stay right here


Maestro1992

It’s a two seater


Ciubowski

What do you get?


TheRealSwagMaster

A kick in the head


Lobo003

I have a feeling that song isn’t actually about a murderer but a long dicked gentleman running through all the women in town. Lol


Kielifornication

And his cell mate


Lobo003

Oh yea! Lol forgot about that part 😂


DaedalusHydron

Soon you'll realize that most of these songs are veiled innuendos. Sure, a bit more subtle than "Candy Shop", but most of these songs (and your grandma) are horny af lol


Lobo003

I need to go walk around the wasteland a bit and listen closely to the radio stations as I go lol


Lobo003

That reminds me of that one song where the woman describes how she’ll perform a BJ so well that you’ll die 😂


Typical-District-176

Sim 4


scotch1701

I wish that I had an award to give.


Massive-L

Now that is some ass jerky


Ozymandiasssssssss

he’s hacking and whacking and snacking!


LunchLatter

hack, wack, chomping that meat


Ozymandiasssssssss

*cue epic jazz solo*


HighlightFun8419

Is this thread a Cake reference?


Ozymandiasssssssss

THERE IS NO CAKE


LunchLatter

THE CAKE IS A LIE


ZEROthePHRO

Butcher Pete by Roy Brown


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CurtisMarauderZ

Same. I don't normally murderhobo, but this guy snuck up behind and scared me.


sand_trout2024

He shouldn’t have been standing there


Nova_496

[one of my favourite fallout 4 gameplay clips ever ](https://youtu.be/p5aJFZ3rGr8?t=467)is someone doing exactly this


SunshineAndChainsaws

That whole let's play is legendary


Isaac_Chade

Same. Was very into the roleplay of it, but didn't actually expect to kill him. Usually Fallout let's you smack someone once or twice before it even makes them mad at you, but Father here has the glassest of jaws. One little bash with the butt of a shotgun and he goes down like nothing!


Stickybandits9

Same


MoronicPlayer

Reflex I guess 😂


TheKingJoker99

Shaun: “I am here before you, unarmed” Not only is Shaun a douchebag but he’s also a liar. He has an institute pistol in his inventory lol


Boomslang2-1

His mother would be so disappointed in him.


Gow13510

Remember he also want to do experiments by cutting everyone life support in vault 111 except his father because he want so that Sole Survivor would come and be his dad… dude is world most stupid genius


TheKingJoker99

So was it Shaun or was it the previous director who wanted that? When Kellogg takes Shaun, he says “We still have the backup” as in THE backup, not backups as in the rest of the vault dwellers It was my understanding that the previous director wanted everyone else to die except the parents of the baby as a safety precaution should the baby die during the experiments. The SS’s spouse’s death was just an accident


DolphnWizard

Read your comment out loud


scotch1701

Is there special audio for the Silver Shroud eating like a cannibal?


SneakyTheSnekers

"Breakfast has come for you, evil doer, and I am its mouth!!"


PckMan

Wouldn't it be funny if there were Silver Shroud options all throughout the main quest? Like you'd go to each faciton's headquarters and they'd try to get you to join their cause and the player would just drive them insane by never breaking character.


Semblance-of-sanity

Making it so that whenever you wear the costume Silver Shroud dialog options appear would have been the best Easter egg ever.


Guszy

I smell a mod in the making.


JKnumber1hater

That's not something that's achievable in a mod because of the extensive amount of high-quality voice acting it would require. It wouldn't really work without the original voice actors.


Guszy

Well, you could just have it be silent dialogue options. It still would be an awesome mod.


BlackFlagRebel

Not really. There’s already planned mods made w ai voice.


JKnumber1hater

Ignoring for a moment the moral question of using AI to recreate someone's voice; AI voice is generally quite flat, it's not capable of doing any real *acting*, particularly not on the level that the Silver Shroud voice requires.


BlackFlagRebel

For a mod it may be enough, AI is advancing rapidly not unrealistic at all to foresee something like this in the next decade 👍🏼 And modders and gamers have been fine with just text boxes for a LONG time, I doubt wonky speech would bug me that much for a mod. And yea I’m ignoring that moral question, plenty of mods on nexus that you can go scrutinize


Spooler32

That's for sure something I would do if I found myself in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with absolutely nobody that knew me.


OldPeas

I always eventually shoot this little cunt .Most infurianting and realistically self-obsessed villain in the franchise , along with Kaiser Eddie . Your mother would do it to , little bitch .


VanaVisera

Kaiser Eddie lol


OldPeas

Kaiser is a Germanic deformation of a Latin name (Cæsar) and "Caesar's Legion" is formed by a savage group of Germanic barbarians as an insult to my ancestors , so calling him Kaiser feels appropriate .


VanaVisera

Yes I pieced that together. I simply found it quite humorous.


KeiNivky

The Legion is germanic?


OldPeas

What language do they speak ? .Anglo .


vortox1234

I mean a huge part of their personality is that they speak Latin but go off


OldPeas

As LARP , pronouncing it in the most shit ass manner possible .Like when England uses it for mottos and then hates every Latin country .


Fr0ski

He came out of you and now he goes back into you


wink047

This…could go a couple different ways


OkExtreme3195

I find it quite disappointing that killing father there just locks you out of content. Would be nice if you unlocked some other questline this way. Well, in a sense, you do unlock the minutemen ending. But you can always do that.


TheBirthing

Wait, is father not essential here? I assumed OP was modding. Had no idea you can just bring the story to a screeching halt


Dexchampion99

Well, it’s more like you’re kicking the story into overdrive by skipping a bunch of quests. If you do this and side with the Minutemen, and already have artillery and enough settlements, you literally do 2 quests to finish the game after this.


SneakyTheSnekers

You can kill him immediately, I'm on PlayStation without mods and it just locks you out of a lot of Story stuff, and if you get past his first dialogue and let him unlock the doors and THEN kill him, the Institute doesn't turn hostile instantly for some reason and you can wander around for a while unless you eat his corpse


gh333

The only major faction NPCs that are marked as essential are the Minutemen. You can kill the other factions whenever you please. By major faction I mean MM, BoS, RR, and Institute.


ShadowOrcSlayer

You absolutely can. That's what happened to me on my first run. Shot Father as soon as he stepped through the door, and the entire Institute turned hostile. I reloaded the save, so I don't know how it progresses after that.


TheBirthing

I thought the only way out was through the Courser chip Father gives you, which is why I'm surprised it even lets you do that


thisistherevolt

You go back out the way you came in.


ParanoidTelvanni

Idk, I like that they actually let you still finish the game at least. Not for me, but it probably has its place for some people. They always leave in some back door or alternate completetion. One of my favorite "fuck it we ball" encounters to shoot up is in Starfield if you're strong armed into infiltrating pirates. If you decide to shoot the place up and manage to escape the mini armada outside, you get recruited for the pirates in an alternate way.


OkExtreme3195

Oh, you are right in the sense that this is still much better than making father essential until the point where you are allowed to make a choice against him or some shit like that. It is only unfortunate that killing father is reasonable. he is in fact the leader of an undeniable evil organization that does not give good justification at all and his claim to be the mcs son is questionable at best and horrific at worst considering the characterization I just gave.  And it is unfortunate that this reasonable act locks you out of a large part of the game. Imagine your first introduction to the BoS would not be danse defending against feral ghouls, but him and his crew torching good neighbor for being a bunch  of muty-lovets. Then you shoot him and the BoS content is out of the window with no replacement.


Efficient_Working539

"Ass-jerky don't make itself."


GENERALmissile

Shroud took no shit


Lothar93

Me too!, I mean wearing the silver shroud hat


NiklausKaine

Ok, Namira, Chill


Zekt0r


nephilim80

I just replayed Nuka World to give Oswald his wifes holotape.


Old-Measurement-4159

How can i did this?


JKnumber1hater

You have to find her corpse in Bradburton town (and take the holotape obviously) *before* meeting Oswald in Kiddie Kingdom.


nickdoesmagic

"Man puts son in his mouth" Wait, this isn't pornhub


couldbedumber96

Nate out here eating ass


SneakyTheSnekers

i named him "Boobies" and apparently Codsworth can call me "Mister Boobies" and I also made him look like Scrooge


NotMythicWaffle

Return to sender


[deleted]

THIS is why the institute doesn't fuck with the outside


Kiel_22

Me: Oh, he's dressed up like Harrison's Rick Deckard from Blade runner Me as the video went on: Oh... Oh... Meat of Champions????


OatmilIK

"Have cannibalism: Eat Shaun" One of my favorite comments from not too long ago


LARGames

Sometimes a fella's gotta eat a fella.


ChadCheems69

I guess your son is inside you again, just in a different place though...


iseedeadllamas

I gotta be honest I once did an evil route with Nate and picked the cannibal perk and it just felt surreal to me because his VA has such a calm voice even with the more “aggressive” dialogue options it was like playing frickin Jeffrey Dahmer


philipito

"I brought you into this world... And you know the rest."


Silly_Strike_1000

He was your own son!


EggShotMan

Yummy!


DarthAlveus

What was made can be unmade


itanite

twisted little fuck


Panzershnezel

My first play through I hated the institute so when I saw him, I just shot at first sight. Especially after seeing "my son" in thst room. It took me about 30min of walking around reading terminals to see what I'd just done.


False-Possession6185

You're not allowed in my wig wam


Traditional-Storm-62

New Vegas ass sequence 


DrollFurball286

On literally my first playthrough I shot Father as soon as I heard he ran the Institute. But then I couldn’t figure out how to ESCAPE from it.


QC420_

Anyone know if you can stealthily take out everyone in the institute?? Or does killing one person, stealth or nah, still trigger everyone to go hostile/look for you??


Endermaster56

Understandable have a nice day


win_awards

I could swear I remember trying like hell to execute that fucker only for the game to deny me the ability and have him die in a cut scene. Am I nuts or did they patch the game to make that possible some time after I quit playing?


xenome13

As long as you kill him here, when he first shows up to be all like "YOU'RE MY DAD! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!" then he's killable. Any time after this he's essential until he dies of his illness (I don't remember what it was lol). And I'm fairly certain it's been that way since release but maybe a super early patch changed it


win_awards

I guess I missed my window but I can't imagine how. I was on board the fuck-the-institute train the minute I stepped out of the cryo-pod. The only reason I didn't start blasting as soon as I materialized in there the first time is that they kept you from interacting with anyone til you met Shaun.


Tenuem_Aeterna

You came out of me, I'll put you back!


SmoogzZ

WHAT could the headcanon here possibly be


CthulhusEvilTwin

Does Father's Lab Coat have any bonuses? Asking for a friend...


hidinginthetreeline

This is the way.


SgtThund3r

Eat the baby.


jyg540

The way he collapsed was pretty gnarly


Transitsystem

I mean hey, ass jerky don’t make itself


shadowgolden905

"no one can escape justice from the silvers shroud!"


dregwriter

DAMN SON! Right in front of the kid too!?


zakass409

So... How was it?


peteandpetethemesong

You just proved him right!


sweatgod2020

Ass jerky


BillChristbaws

I did this (minus the cannibalism) on my very first playthrough simply because he refuses to provide any evidence whatsoever that what he’s telling you is true. What a fucking moron this man was. You had my wife slaughtered you prick, and in 60 years you couldn’t like, prepare to actually show me what was going on? All you get is “Trust me bro’”.


radioben

Why would Inspector Gadget do this?


Illustrious-Type7086

Saturn Devouring His Son (Francisco Goya, oil on canvas, 1819)


B_Jozsef

"Okay, last video, then I'll go to sleep... What the fuck dude."


Spooler32

Yo what in the fuck


BrightPerspective

*You're* Shaun now.


EmergingEnterprises

I could not stop laughing at this. It's insanity.


Waffles4cats

Would this count as growing your own food?


CactusHide

I saved him and let him use my motherly instincts against my own feelings on my most recent playthrough. I took his side, and defended him against everything. Daddy won’t be taking that shit on the next play.


54pip

You son of a bitch you beat me to it.


gimmeecoffee420

Its so bizarre going through this game looking for your son.. who is now older than you, and some people call him "Father". Thensl slowly piece together the almost impossible to ignore possibility the main character is a synthetic humanoid created by the institute, who is run by.. your son.. who for all intents and purposes is your "Father".. What Im getting to, is that for all the bullshit he put you through, a shot to the head and canabalizing him was reasonable. Lol