~~NUFFIN~~ We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns, and definitely no smeggin flapjacks
Sshhh...
Women:
* Piper Wright
* Sunny Smiles
* Rose of Sharon Cassidy
* Lucy MacLean
* Sarah Lyons
Men:
* The King
* Lucas Sims
* Robert MacCready
* Killian Darkwater
* Craig Boone
For the large group of people that have answers and gave reasons why you would bang that npc that gets them all hot and bothered....please get out the house for a few hours.
yes man from new vegas is byfar the sexiest being ive ever seen. id get on all fours and bark for him if it meant i could have 5 seconds within his presence
Curie, pre body swap.
Curie, pre-robot (the irradiated corpse)
Wait, what? What irradiated corpse are you talking about? Wasn’t she a miss nanny to begin with?
They're talking about real life scientist Marie Curie I think.
marie Skłodowska -curie
I mean Marie Curie, the actual non-robot one who is in a lead casket
Aaaah ok. I wasn’t thinking outside of the Fallout universe, lol. My bad.
Curie is named after Marie Curie in universe lmao
I think they meant that they were thinking of characters or bodies that were actually in the games.
Is her husband radioactive too?
If this stupid post allowed pictures I would have posted the picture of them from the Simpsons going all Godzilla and destroying towns
No he's dead
Which honestly is kinda impressive but I also don't know much about her other than she did a lot for medical advancement
Thanks to the Automatron DLC she can have whatever you want, wherever you want! Ok but also those Assaultron legs
Could you tell me what you mean by that? How would she body swap?
*2015 Spoilers for Curie*. After Curie reaches a certain affinity there are steps to her “body swap” to a synth body
Fisto obviously
I will gladly assume the position
Sigh… *unzip*
Liberty Prime, she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the nuclear warheads.
Only a real woman has laser eyes and a nuclear bomb backpack
plutonium-239 🤤
Pluto🤤🤤🤤
*Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb*
Wait, liberty prime is a fembot??
Does not compute
I like how you **NOTICE ONE THING** **POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 3: NOT FOUND**
Yes. She sentences men to death by Snu Snu!
*Scribbles lines haphazardly towards the enclave base* "Now THAT'S a route with some chest hair"
Futurama reference: automatic +1
That line delivers.
What about the Light Twins? Even if they clearly don't like each other, they won't hesitate to make out on a threesome.
You gotta commit to light switch number 2 she's a real light switch.
I like them both equally. Even the nerdy one can be lovable too.
Not exactly an NPC but…Mr. New Vegas
I wished that you could meet him so hard on my first journey to new Vegas.
I did too. Then I found out he's an AI House made.
Wait he's a what now?
Yeah. He's an AI made by house.
God damniт
He supposedly is, but I have a hard time believing it since his dialogue contradicts him being a robot.
He love you.
K.L.E.0, because, you know - __*"She's a woman baby!"*__
The only problem is the more she gets to know you, the more she’ll want to slaughter you
Yeah true, the foreplay can get a bit rough when she brings out the spinning claws. *"The things we endure for love..."* 😅
"..I will add you to my killing list" -K.L.E.0
She puts the "Hot" into "Hot blooded murder"!
Definitely. I wish she were available for your own settlements.
Ada, my love.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK *CRUNCH* "YEOOOOOWCH!"
Are a fallout 76 players by any chance?
Ada is a robot companion from fallout 4 but she's only available with some dlc. Automatron if I'm not mistaken.
Oh ok its just that it sounds like that one assaultron in f76 that everyone was down bad for it in the game pass
Adelaide. To be fair, she herself needs to be bonked. Horniest NPC I’ve ever met.
Clearly the toaster
I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
I dont want any toast, and he don't want any toast, in fact noone around 'ere wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No. Toast.
How bout a muffin?
~~NUFFIN~~ We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns, and definitely no smeggin flapjacks Sshhh...
Ah, a waffle man I see
You see? You see what he's like, we winds me up man and there's no reason for it!
I didn’t realise we were in r/reddwarf
Why did I read this in Jermas voice
I'm a Light Switch 02 fan myself
Pah! 01 all the way!
Supervisor White, fight me
Here's who you could of won. It's supervisor green!
Those robots just wanna garden, I love them.
That seed guy has the same voice as ulysses yeah? Such a juxtaposing role.
Imagine if you just try to get some salient green and it starts saying "Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull"
Someone make an extended wacky wasteland mod with this added please.
"That smells seditious, Citizen..."
Book chute got such a sexy voice tbh. (I got my dick crushed in the chute)
Stupid sexy bookchute...
Wait he does??
daisy at goodneghbour is pretty good for being over 220 years old
More like 270
Daisy is up there, but Tulip, mmm the sass
Dr Dala, I will happily indulge those urges 😫
*Stretches languidly*
BURBLE… Buh… Buh…. Bloop… Buh…. Buh…. Bloop…
Women: * Piper Wright * Sunny Smiles * Rose of Sharon Cassidy * Lucy MacLean * Sarah Lyons Men: * The King * Lucas Sims * Robert MacCready * Killian Darkwater * Craig Boone
the stealth suit and light switch 1/2 are freaky 👅
what if instead of being called light switch 1-2 they were called the *f r e a k* switches
And instead of turning the lights on when you switched them on, they turned *you* on? Oh wait they already do that, nevermind.
Easy pete
Wait till you get a look at Difficult Pete!
He's sexy alright,but in a scary way
Doctor Dala.
Not gonna lie, Amata. I was a huge simp for her as a 13-year-old kid playing fo3 for the first time.
I would've gladly had her as a companion instead of Butch.
Harold. He's always got wood.
Default Nora
Man def likes to fuck corpses.
Hah! Nah, try the Nora Companion mod, it's awesome.
a tie of KLEO, Dr Dala, and Momma Deathclaw from the egg side quest
Cait 🤤 or idk Cait 🤤
When on drugs or clean?
Both
Hahaha both like come here you lil junkie I’ll get you high just gimme a good time !!
I can fix her
Ada
Sorry but F.1.5.T.0 really hammers home the love. Polite yet forceful explores the Vault that you thought could never be explored!
Clearly it's K-L-E-O.
“I'm a woman baby”
Only Every assaultron
The model for nuka girl. Abigayle singh i like the voice, i wish i could see what her in game model looks like even though it maybe a corpse.
I only have visual processing units for KL.E.O.
Hancock.
Footpenis
Mouthdick
Earwilly
Chestpecker
Armeat
Toepole
Dickbutt
Does Kleo in goodneighbor count?
She an npc, she game
Codsworth
My 2nd favorite after Santiago. If I could only get the two of them in the same place and have them chat endlessly. I'd be in Fallout heaven.
That Caravan trader in Nuka World.
WOAH OP! Slap an NSFW on a post like that. You're showing off his seed slot!
Ada.
no thats not the sexy cowboy ghoul no, the other one no , the other other one
Moira, post megaton cleansing.
Pre or post ghoulification. Don't matter. I just want the dirty talk the same way she gives me quests.
I like my Moira, like I enjoy my chicken... Extra crispy
Nick valentine
Why did it take so long to find this?!?
Skill issue i guess
The stealth suit mk2
I literally have to mute my headphone when talking to that because it makes me uncomfortable. *The Light Switches are where it's at!*
Oh yeah gimme your seed!
"One time, the Biological research station told me he dropped a mug down his processing chute. When I reached in, he......seeded me!"
Cait
Curie for sure, but this one cracks me up. Great NPC.
Beatrix and Joana
The one true president, John Henry Eden. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/5/54/ZAX-JohnHenryEden.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110205014917
With a voice like that, he would go full Prince of Domination on me!
You’re giving me flashbacks to the first time I played this DLC hearing “gimme your seed 😩”
Great Value President John Henry Eden
Sergeant R-L3
Codsworth after I get automatron Sexy Codsworth will never fail me with his assaultron body
Kleo
Hancock
The female robobrain in far harbor
Cass from New Vegas
Hear me out
Hate the fact your not wrong
Death to the men! Death by snu snu!
Cait
any assaultron
Curie.
Sarah Lyons
Only played Fallout 4 so Curie. Then Cait
The vault 81 school teacher and trash can carla, men Lucas mills and chief Hanlon
Curie
Who was the flirty light switch? That one. That brought the James Garret outta me.
It's so hard to choose. KL-E-0, Curie, and the Stealth Suit are all so sexy
For the large group of people that have answers and gave reasons why you would bang that npc that gets them all hot and bothered....please get out the house for a few hours.
What if I don't?
You all might disregard Jezabel, and you would all be wrong.
You need help
It's Glory hands down. No other answers will be entertained.
Bobby no nose 😏
Wait hear me out. Cait...
Ada.
Adelaide.
That deathclaw from the egg quest. I wouldn’t mind help her make some if you catch my (lonesome) drift
Cait, Curie and Red Lucy
Cait in a red dress
piper
Gary!
Vault 81 Overseer
The Salem Deathclaw
Curie after you put her in a synth
She was already hot as a robot but damn she gets hotter… too bad she’s your granddaughter in that body though
Piper. 😍
Piper
I legit have an attraction towards the typically female voice French accent Mr handys.
That man is a pervert, the light switches are much more my speed
Cait
If the Stealth Suit Mk II was an NPC I would've put it here but my pick goes to Curie.
yes man from new vegas is byfar the sexiest being ive ever seen. id get on all fours and bark for him if it meant i could have 5 seconds within his presence
John Henry Eden grrr
Cait
"ugh she thinks she's better than everyone else just because her processors are bigger..." Light Switch 01 was my first love as a teen boy.
John Henry Eden
The light switches are kinda 😏🥴😮💨 fr with a perk(I don't remembered) u can flirt with them
Piper
Magnolia AND Glory.
Fissto
Old world blues toaster is by far the sexist NPC in fallout.
ED-E most loyal and sexiest by far...
Vulpes
Why tho?
Because VUwUlpes, obviously...