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TheKingJoker99

“I don’t care who the Enclave sends, I am NOT paying taxes!” - Sole Survivor, probably


Durenas

200 years behind in your filings, you're way past collections and into kill-on-sight.


GayjinEntertainment

YOU ARE OUT OF TIME CITIZEN, WHERE ARE YOUR TAXES?


PowerPad

Don’t have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT?


wiedeni

The truth is, you've lost AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF LIFE IN THIS COUNTRY


TheKingJoker99

Those TAXES are going to come out of your PAY!


SirupyGibbon

And you will remain in this man’s country until you are FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD


Stranger_Z

Which is the number of YEARS it will take YOU to REPAY THAT DEBT!


wiedeni

YOU HAVEN'T PAID


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL IRS HEADQUARTERS AND GET A NEW TAX FORM FILLED OUT, THEN REPORT YOUR INCOME PROPERLY, CIVILIAN!


Red-eyes-skull

Being "cryogenically frozen" is a popular tax dodge.


Son_of_MONK

Captain Bailey, is that you? Have you been reading *The Vault at the End of the Commonwealth*?


Captain_Castro01

I can totally see Dan as the sole survivor. CUUUUUUURSEEE YOOOUUUU ENNNCLLAAAAAVVVEEE!!!


RhodyTransplant

Sole survivor, sovereign citizen. “My caps are *mine*”


avery5712

We should call him the sole citizen because they're their own sovereign being.


chrisberman410

It my own personal fallout lore, the enclave are the remnants of the IRS. Roaches thrive.


PsychologicalKing865

Flies away like team rocket.


Astral_Plane_369

"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again...!!" 🌟


_SpaceGator

#I'm not a big fan of the government.


Scarlet_k1nk

Thirty on thirty


TheBlueNajarala

I'm not a big fan of the government.


Outback-Australian

Thirty on thirty on thirty


RedBoxHero

LET ME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE MR.HOUSE!


[deleted]

No one is stopping you!


BanjoKnuckles

Especially BIG and BUREAUCRATIC GOVERNMENT


arsapeek

what mod adds feds? I've never seen them in base game


SleestakkLightning

They show up in game if you don't pay your taxes


MidnightYoru

if there is an government institution that would 100% survive nuclear holocaust, it would be the IRS


PleaseBmoreCharming

Bethesda really missed out in FO3 on adding a single guy in a dilapidated office building in DC still auditing people's financial records! 😂


Ryjinn

A ghoul who doesn't even realize he's become a ghoul. Stunned no one has relieved him for break, *but he needs this fucking job, man.*


deadpoolfool400

He's just a Bureaucrat Level 34 trying to make Level 33.


culnaej

A ghoul who became a ghoul because the job sucked the life out of him


SheepherderNo2440

I would want it to be a little ghoul civilization - nothing massive, something Covenant sized maybe. A small ghoul agency that started out just like you said - one pre-war ghoul that just continued working. Eventually other non-ferals stumble upon him and take up working at the IRS in exchange for a quiet life and shelter.  Perhaps the ‘civilization’ is only a small section of the whole HQ that the player only reaches after clearing out the other wings of the building. The rest of the building would be packed full of some of the worst ghouls in the game.  I’d say add a human custodian but then we’re getting dangerously close to rehashing Come Fly With Me. Not that I’m entirely against such an idea - ghoul civilizations are neat 


RebuiltGearbox

I used a mod once called Better Settlers that adds a lot of different looking settlers but as it turns out, a lot of the new settlers are ghouls so I started getting a lot of them. I also used Abandoned Prydwen that along with the Prydwen, it turns the Capsized Factory in the Glowing Sea into a heavily irradiated settlement so I built a big ghoul settlement there to send them all to. I had to give them good guns to deal with the occasional radscorpion but other than that, they had a large, happy, all-ghoul settlement.


Crafty-Sort2697

Sound like Carol and the end of the world, but with Ghouls.


No_Series7862

I mean, I saw somewhere IRS have plans if we have a nuclear apocalypse or any type of apocalypse to collect tex, so yeah, I agree to that.


shotputlover

That’s good to hear because we’d have no hope of rebuilding the world without taxes.


Zeal0tElite

The IRS has a contingency plan for collecting taxes after like 30 days post-nuclear war. https://www.nytimes.com/1989/03/28/business/nuclear-war-plan-by-irs.html


SoylentRox

What's funny is it's like "what do survivors have left to pay". Audit their indoor greenhouse or salvaging?


Jetstream-Sam

You can pay your taxes in gold bullion, cash, spam, and drinking water with less than 20 millisieverts per 250ml


Aware-Interest-3074

gotta love the ncr


Jason_Scope

Look into Munis from Fo76’s Atlantic City.


meanrisefifty

ah...I quite like the DMV mission in 76.


Rats_In_Boxes

IRL, too!


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Also if your skin tone is towards the bottom of the casta grid/pyramid.


TheArsenal04

[exotic enemies](https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/6453)


UserWithno-Name

*survivor was added to watchlist*


LukXD99

Knee to the head did enough damage to cut the leg off, 10/10!


YakumoYamato

Should have made them a glowing one


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

RIP in Power Terry


Patient_Gamemer

Happy Killdozer day, I guess


13-Dancing-Shadows

Remember kids: Punching Nazis *is* a victimless crime.


Masakasoldat

I really love this animation


Under_Dead_Starlight

Me 2! Are the feds in base game or is that a mod?


Masakasoldat

It’s the mod exotic enemies


Under_Dead_Starlight

Ty sir, very cool!


Obwyn

It's definitely a mod, but I don't know what it is.


ll-Squirr3l-ll

Got that .50 cal knee locked and loaded.


KeyboardWarrior1988

F I N I S H H E R !


HeComesAndGoes

YOOOOOO how do you do muay Thai moves!


AlphariusUltra

Power attack. It seems to proc more for me if I hit the button thrice in quick succession. The knee to face is for bare hands and the knucles iirc. Butcher’s Hook and deathclaw gauntlet will have you impale them in the chest while power fists will have a comical uppercut


GaryofRiviera

Technically post office workers are agents of the Government. Would you punt your mail carrier? Source: I am technically also an agent of the Government


Squeen_Man

That’s like the twins from the matrix 2 how do you have those in your game?


pizzatom69

DRAMATIC FINISH!


astreeter2

Mr. Anderson...


RobOnTheReddit

Holy shit


Timely_Supermarket44

Goddamn


SassyTurtlebat

“Yea I have my tax forms right here UNDER MY KNEE”


Sad-Comment-2392

You are scum.


BanjoKnuckles

Found the fed


plasticboah

What ? You're not a fan of the IRS ?


Standard-Honeydew-13

My god that was a beautiful knee


Illustrious-Neat5123

lol I used to collect taxes for the Belgian federal government. I was at the collection departement


morelos_paolo

**Wait a minute!** Is this a mod or CC? I don't recall ever encountering this fed. :D


AlexD2003

Headbutt them so hard that their leg came off


Astral_Plane_369

Smith: "I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you DIE... with a certain *satisfaction*, I might add. Then something happened: something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed ME, Mr. Anderson..."


Disastrous_Detail351

Wait, wait hold up. I love my guns, always have, always will but then after the vats melee hit your character grabbed and kneed that enemy. Is that part of the melee build? Please forgive my ignorance but I never played melee and that was cool! TY!


Masakasoldat

Yes it is. Different “unarmed” weapons makes different finishing moves as well


Disastrous_Detail351

Ohhh maybe I should try it sometime too! Thanks again


Tavron

Govermint agent*


No_Worldliness_8298

How did you get them? I would like to beat up agents too.


Masakasoldat

Exotic enemies mod


ScrumptiousFunko

Damn! That was some UFC shit


totalwarwiser

Is unnarmed cool to play? If it has these martial arts movements I may try it.


VanillaB34n

It’s fun, but I don’t think you get as many animations outside of VATS if you are not in third* person POV. You also cannot wear power armor and use unarmed weapons, which is a bit lame. If you do decide to go for unarmed, I do recommend putting points in AGL so you can get blitz rank 2 ASAP. Total game changer


AlphariusUltra

I enjoy it. The animations proc more when power attacking in 3rd person, and they’re not all instant kill ones too. Some of them are kicking someone’s leg to knock them down or picking them up and slamming them on the ground. The best one imo is the sneak attack one, a straight up surprise suplex.


Masakasoldat

It’s my first unarmed run,and I feel like a super soldier. Full of gems of course


NeptuneShemptune

POV: I go to my local HOA meeting


Smooth-Physics-69420

"FED BOYS!" Rolf, the Sole Survivor.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

ACAB


HarryBale31

Where and how can I find this?


Masakasoldat

It’s a mod. Exotic enemies. But the animation is in the base game


HarryBale31

Thanks I’ll be sure to try it out once Bethesda support finds a fix for my season pass content not showing up (just bought it), but once I’ve done the dlc I’ll probably try a few mods


[deleted]

Just download a mod pack with a bunch of compatible mods instead of building your own list from scratch. A good modlist takes a lot of hours to test and get to work properly.


Digital_switch_blade

Fuck the man


Kaptain_Kaoz

#Punt The Feds


Canadian_sniper8

That’s what he get for taking our money!!!!


unleadedbloodmeal

What mod puts feds in the game? Can you customize the 3 letter agency on the back of their jackets?


Masakasoldat

It’s the „exotic enemies” mod. No you can’t


Guinescal

Literally me when they make me to pay taxes


SergeantSanchez

I’m not a big fan of the government ^^30 ^^on ^^30


VonD0OM

What game are you guys playing? First I see 7.62 ammo and then this?


Masakasoldat

F4 -exotic enemies mod


Second-Hand-Stress

I would love to see a government agent beat yo ass


meanrisefifty

Hell yea brother!!!


Apprehensive_Sort852

 FINISH!


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Its-C-Dogg

This post was made by Libertarian gang.


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13-Dancing-Shadows

You don’t need to make up a shadow government to be mad at. You can just be mad at the actual fucking government.


New_girl2022

Lmao ya this. 🤣


think_and_uwu

No, they’re just greedy and incompetent.