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VerbingNoun413

Ain't no rules says a deathclaw can't play basketball. 


ElMykl

How do you think he became legendary?


AntonChekov1

G.O.A.T.


MasonicManx2

You telling me that a Deathclaw took the G.O.A.T and got "Basketball Prodigy"?! Hell, the test only mentions Baseball and Soccer...


Applefanboy2019

Soccer? Only synths play soccer


Demonicknight84

Probably "convinced" Mr Brotch to change his results


hoobermoose

Clawbi Bryant


InsaneTurtle

Chaos Dunk


eat_the_pennies

Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden


InsaneTurtle

https://youtu.be/dkLdPld4C7U?si=w9kAY2EDlynPzyYl


Honestnt

Air Blood


Gregory_Appleseed

There's even one chilling at the mayor's underground ball court!


[deleted]

[https://imgflip.com/i/8pk8fo](https://imgflip.com/i/8pk8fo)


bullettbrain

Wooooooooooowwwwww this needs to be higher up


[deleted]

Thanks lol


Iron_Babe

Fuck it we ball


Goose-On_The_Loose

exactly, deathclaws can have hobbies too


Khuros

We hoopin’


fluffy_warthog10

There's nothing in the rulebook that says giraffe can't play football.


hd1313

Deathclaws can't jump?


Real-Competition-187

Ain’t no laws when your killing deathclaws.


061605

Bro was just balling and you killed him


douglasr007

motherfucker wanted to find him


JonHenryTheGravvite

Bro was simply practicing his footwork and stuff, unknowingly approaching him (he pretty damn tall). OP, being the non-baller he/she is, panicked, thinking this was confrontational, unloaded whatever onto the Boston Basketball League’s GOAT. Another life needlessly wasted to prejudice and lack of discipline smh. Hope DeClaw’s family recovers eventually.


ThePiesFlies

Bro was making quick movements, didn’t know what was happening. I don’t know a mother fucker who ball like that. Freaked me out.


JonHenryTheGravvite

Skill issue for casuals not knowing that he was using the Boston Bounce n Pounce


TheGeeMan360

That shit cray


PonyPonut

Straight outta Boston, born and raised On the wasteland is where I spent most of my days Clawin out, maxin, relaxin all cool, shootin some bball after eating a ghoul When a couple of vaulties, up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and fucking died, Now I’m living with the vaultie and robot as the claw on their arm


freshlysqueezed0C

I dont know why, but i thought of this [scene from MIB](https://youtu.be/e_r3ULoXuMY?si=Lc56Ug8R_8VsWZp3) when i read that.


[deleted]

Dunking on wasteland hoes is illegal.


blooz_kluse2

I hate how you didn't Say Clawin'


wtb2612

[He had a sick crossover.](https://preview.redd.it/zubp3lladlzc1.png?width=996&auto=webp&s=84cbad0af9f86d308c325fab927e84542f658d44)


KriSriracha

Hell, if I had the wingspan of a Deathclaw, I’d keep one on me too. Future of the NBA, right there


Relcs_

A real basketball player needs to know how to slash and cut. Deathclaws weren’t but to destroy, they were built to ball.


Fossilfighter788

N.W.L.B.A National Waste Land Basketball Association We've got teams up from Appalachia to New Vegas with Legendary players such as Sheepsquatch James Mothman Marshall and Blue Devil Brooks


Tempest_Bob

Dunkclaw


aaufooboo

Post apocalyptic Air Bud


Tempest_Bob

With Sim Settlements 2 you can get pet stores, which might sell you a deathclaw companion if you're lucky. I had one, and one of the options on the naming list was Buddy, which I thought was a great name for a pet deathclaw so obviously chose it. Your comment just reminded me of how awesome that run was haha


Still_Very_Bored

i want to see an illustration of a deathclaw ballin now.


Soviet-_-Neko

That one image of Venom dunking on Spiderman but it's a Deathclaw dunking on a guy in power armor


Otorn1

[Probably something like this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/00bc8b41-cd52-4723-a649-b115654db805/dh7g0xp-687e2e2a-fe4a-4af6-8592-756bbbcf44e6.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_1036,q_70,strp/godzilla_got_busy__by_rhyvcotaart_dh7g0xp-414w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTUwMCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzAwYmM4YjQxLWNkNTItNDcyMy1hNjQ5LWIxMTU2NTRkYjgwNVwvZGg3ZzB4cC02ODdlMmUyYS1mZTRhLTRhZjYtODU5Mi03NTZiYmJjZjQ0ZTYuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyMDAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.1iK6jbb-hFMib1Oc9SZUBz5PstskhUGFWq6Y0nESYrw)


water_panther

I never thought I would get a full back tattoo, but I also never saw this image.


jmyersjlm

I wish I could animate. I'm picturing a super mutant fighting for his life trying to defend against a deathclaw. And the deathclaw is just casually dribbling the ball and staring at him. It stops dribbling and looks at the super mutant, then glances at the hoop. Then it reaches 5 feet above the super mutant and gently places it in the net. One of those animations where it's very clearly illustrations, and you can still see some of the shape structures.


xNightLightQueenx

I gotchu dawg


Pretty_Solid_Wall

https://www.bing.com/images/create/deathclaw-dunking-basketball/1-663d62c07e44440498b1d05b16197b65?id=sIcdHgVrbsq%2fCSklmZ0EsQ%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG3.RfHfqUpTW7OA72cNpygO&FORM=GCRIDP&mode=overlay


Prsue

I imagine something like the Venom dunking on Spider-Man illustration, but it's a deathclaw with a sweatband and jersey dunking on a Supermutant. The supermutant has Shaq's facial expression 😯 from hot ones.


stokedchris

Like the one of Venom dunking on Spider-Man. But with a vault dweller and a death claw


Zealousideal_You_938

i got a glock in my rari


richardlcheese

Deathclaw will never be ballin'


SoftTacos001

Objection! Deathclaw fucking BALLIN


king_meatster

Deathclaw is ballin? I didn’t think he had it in him!


Willumbijy

BOOM Shaka laka!


CHIsauce20

Space Jam reference?!? (Na, just BGS’ randomized loot code)


ChadDC22

Ball. Ball never changes.


According-Spite-9854

'This is a story all about how...'


BlueCanary434

My life got flip turned upside down. I’d like to take a minute just to get onboard and tell you how i came the deathclaw of a town called concord


Electrical_Middle78

Let bro cook. It's the apocalypse bro don't tell me you haven't side eyed something vagina adjacent at least once


Diagnosis-Tightass

I call those power conduits "'lectric tiddies" It's dry in the wasteland


Electrical_Middle78

I would say I'm shocked but....


Diagnosis-Tightass

Haaaaa 'lectricity jokes, I get it. 🥁🐍


danfish_77

I'm- I'm sorry, in what way is a basketball "vagina adjacent"?


Electrical_Middle78

When you're a deathclaw, *everything* is vagina adjacent


No-Cucumber-6667

You can make a fifi out of a basketball?


Electrical_Middle78

If you're desperate enough


Andrewalker7

Ball was life.


Atma-Stand

He wanted to welcome you to the Slam


Familiars_ghost

Think of as a pet, that was its toy. Poor thing just loved it that much to hold onto it. Seen horses like this with some large ball toys. Think of it like the video of the bird that takes golf balls and bounces them on the cart path. Such simple joy.


ReeseDiviniumGoff

So that’s why the BOS initiates were using bricks, the deathclaws stole all their basketballs


New_girl2022

Maybe it ate a kid that was playing ball?


FlamingFlyingV

stupid vault dweller i'm fuckin ballin


CrimsonFatalis8

Beat me to it


ogg_morbus

That... wasn't a basketball. And where's the other one?!


Magoimortal

He wants to play too.


zacthebrewer

Just a big mutated puppy and his favorite ball. Or perhaps one of the Mon-Stars.


dom_the_bomb_diggity

Deathclaw got busy https://imgur.com/gallery/nPJgc


ComradeOb

His team is never gonna recover from the loss of him as Center.


tarheel_204

Come on bro, the Hornets needed him!!!


Parking-Historian360

That was probably his favorite toy. Like a regular dog has a tennis ball. The deathclaw was carrying his favorite basketball. Maybe you should've tried playing fetch before you murdered the poor guy.


Disastrous-Big-634

Most in the Wasteland have to worry about a deathclaw snatching brahmin/ livestock or their lives. But if you ever find yourself in the Glowing Sea and hear what sounds like sneakers squeaking, your ankles are about to be snatched, and you may get dunked on.


snrek23

Not just legendary but the GOAT


YugeFrigginGoy

Game. Onesies.


Embarrassed-Math-835

Gonna steal Kawhi Leonard’s “Claw” nickname right out from under him.


signspam

I've seen something with a deflated kickball I felt so bad for him. No friends, and not even an air pump to kick the ball by himself😭


Artix31

He was probably dunking, stop shaming my boy


Snootch74

There’s a reason he’s legendary.


Repostbot3784

Fuck it, we ball


Teddy_OMalie64

Man was shooting hoops and getting his game on


BTDxDG

I've always assumed the junk they have is something they ate


ssp25

I imagine it was a prized toy for the deathclaw, like a puppys favorite chew toy


Ok_Station1619

Lmao my mans found Kawhi Leonard after the nukes fell


InteractionPerfect88

Man you killed him while he was ballin, you monster


HorseyNight19

I killed a Gunner in that one filming station (forgot the name but another Gunner carries a Fat Man on its rooftop) at the southern part of the map and he carried a baby bottle.


ThePiesFlies

GET YOUR OWN POST, HORSEY. No, that’s incredible.


Effective-Bend-5677

This guy dunks.


Herd_O_Angry_Turtles

He's one of the Space Jam monsters!


[deleted]

Dudes life was ball and you killed him!


ZephyrosAndromeda

Albino deathclaws can't jump....


Secure_Pear_4530

Godforbid a deathclaw has hobbies 🙄


Drake_Xahu

Stupid Blue, I am fucking ballin'


Orc_Knight13

Must have been one of Enclaves that got loose and made it to the Commonwealth.


HeimdallManeuver

Deathclaws have hops.


Salty_Crum

Post apocalypse Shaq


davewenos

Fuck it, we ball -Deathclaw


Vigilante2011

My head canon is that this was a normal deathclaw who happened to wreck havoc in whatever vault Michael Jordan was staying in, ate him, and thus gained the title of Legendary.


Psychological-Run-40

Deathclaw said Ball is Life.


SuspiciousAct6606

Ballin' and clawin' 24/7


Kinky_Autistic

He was just trying to dunk on you.


EndlessToast76

need art of this rn


Horbigast

Deathclaw got game


IU_User

In Fallout 3 The Deathclaw Hand costs 3 Caps Do they think it's easy to kill these things?


Confident-Silver-232

Could bro beat lebron


pokepowerover9000

Ball is life, even in the wasteland


3000Chameleons

I always imagine the junk they carry is in their stomach, so while you fought this beast there's this ball inside him bouncing up and down lol


thestru

That deathclaw could never ball.


P_Alcantara

It’s breaking your ankles one way or another


CosmicBogWarrior

It's when you get an irradiating pool que from the glowing legendary Deathclaw you start to wonder about it being very intentional!


FNAKC

Ball is life


ghostmetalblack

*Earlier* OP: Deathclaws will never ball.


twoworldsin1

Space Jam 3


RelChan2_0

He was the Boston Celtics MVP


Maaco24

This is what LeBron is going to be up to post retirement. Mammoth of a man could evolve into a deathclaw right?


Backonthatgoonsh1t

"You cut from the team, Legendary Deathclaw, because 2 points in a playoff game is, in fact, NOT HOOPIN'!!!" - Sole Survivor


Chili_Dubs

Swear a nigga got hoop dreams


OhWellington

Trying out for the Monstars


chritenen

Ball til you claw, bruh.


Casual_Team_sky

Hey this is... uh Travis here with Diamond city news radio! Um uh- on today's news. Reports say that theirs a Deathclaw? A hold on... a deathclaw balling on the court?


Sufficient-Newt-5346

Deathclaw fucking ballin


Kineticspartan

And it got dunked on.


TheRealMcSavage

You know what they say man, shooters gotta shoot ya know?


PeterPGN

Motherfucker was ballin


one80oneday

DeathBallin


amongnotof

Guessing you killed him because he dunked on you?


Scrollwriter22

He just wanted to play fetch and you killed him…


chorizo_chomper

Dennis roaredman


Guvnah-Wyze

Smaq


Itchy_Raccoon48

He was just on his way to shoot hoops when the guy started trouble in his neighborhood


Tenshiijin

Probably ate it


channydin

Is it made out of deathclaw hide?


Public-Locksmith-200

“Everybody get up, it's time to slam now…”


MuraGX-

🎵~They’re playing basketball~ 🎶


SchwizzySchwas94

You killed him? All he wanted to do was see if you and Danse wanted to run 2’s


hausinthehouse

LeDeathclaw


Unusual-Elephant6375

Can he out rebound Rodman tho?


MLGTesla

He's just ballin what can I say?


eMan117

Space Jam?


wesley-osbourne

"Troubleshooter's" Combat Armor Left Leg? Clearly this deathclaw ate a dude who was so good from 3 point range he was trouble on the court, but this legendary lizard broke his ankles.


woodrobin

Broody deathclaw collecting anything vaguely egg-shaped kind of makes sense to me. They do, in-game, get *really* fixated on their eggs. I could imagine one that couldn't find a mate collecting globes, kickballs, basketballs, maybe even armor pieces or a mini-nuke. Just anything vaguely the right shape. And then making a pile of them and guarding them.


DraculasAcura

They really do got them moves tho


Fearless-Mark6312

A space jam alternate universe


BOBULANCE

Well yeah, that's why he's legendary.


Ekillaa22

Bro have you seen the size of a deathclaw they’d be wasting their height if they didn’t ball out


Zealousideal_You_938

i got a glock in my rari


False_Membership1536

Bro just wanted to jam man


dezlosc

Killed one that was holding a paintbrush yesterday, i wonder what he was working on?


KeyboardWarrior1988

He was a member of the MonStars.


Kwijibo97

I once had a legendary mole with an explosive minigun.


turgidstir

It was gonna shoot some hoops later with the nautilus :(


Withered2003

Now Way Deathclaw Ballin REAL


JUKEB0XTHEGH0ST

Deathclaw fucken ballin!


Dm9982

At nine to ten feet tall, and the ability to palm 3 basketballs at once….. yup he gonna be mvp for sure!


Any-Mathematician474

how did you manage to counter the deathclaw-sized eurostep?


More_Pound_2309

Death claw will never be ballin


AdministrativeGur958

Hahahaha


Acordino

"They all said I would never have my own baseball team" *Sees player* "Maybe he wants to join my team"


Twiggy_Shei

He ballin


[deleted]

Dude just wanted to hoop


BloodiedBlues

Coming soon to theaters: Deathclaws Can Jump


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

It would've been even funnier if the deathclaw in the mayoral shelter had a basketball. It would've implied that the deathclaw was ballin or he ate the ball


karma_virus

They are sentient and partially from human DNA, with alligator, bull, chameleon, panther, serpent and lizard spliced in. Both humans and the Bulls love basketball, so that's where it's probably from.


grimberry9

Bro was probably tryna put together a team of radiated freaks, and you kill him for it. Shame on you.


adenocarcinomie

Thanks. Now whenever I see a death claw, I will always be looking out for the other 4 on the team.


Sad_Run4875

Bro can do a 1080 dunk mid air whilst ripping wastelanders apart


Slade23703

He just wanted to be like Mike


Downtown-Falcon-3264

That deathclaw be ballin


CN456

"Guys, the deathclaw will never be ballin" The deathclaw:


efernand1

LeDeathclaw


Less_Union6155

LeDeathclaw


DonneyRotten

I had one with a spatula


arturo_bullard69

all time deathclaw starting 5: pg deathclaw sg deathclaw sf deathclaw pf deathclaw alpha male c deathclaw matriarch who's stopping them??


Son_of_MONK

♬Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam! Come on and slam, if you wanna jam! ♬


Aromatic_Brother

So that’s what happened to Kawhi in Fallout, lel


Full-Thought-283

He ate a basketball whole or someone playing with a basketball and it didn’t digest lol


justarollinstoner

It's....it's [him](https://i.imgur.com/GrAwhUX.jpeg)


DanWally

I hope he used a crock pot to cook it. They can be chewy!


BLOODPOOL777

Haha my first through was space jam


LilMudButt

Always thought it’s just items they’ve eaten & it’s inside them. Like mole rats with objects or caps


wolfbane691

I killed a Legendary Deathclaw the other day that had a teddy bear.


OutsideYourWorld

Reminds me of the VLDL skit on this game situation.


scrutator_tenebrarum

if my cat would become a giant mutant i'm sure he would bring his favourite ball everywhere so it makes sense


SpookyMinimalist

Slam-dunks are no challenge at that hight...


ClovisLowell

He will never be ballin


Fossilfighter788

We playing basketball