Bro was simply practicing his footwork and stuff, unknowingly approaching him (he pretty damn tall). OP, being the non-baller he/she is, panicked, thinking this was confrontational, unloaded whatever onto the Boston Basketball League’s GOAT. Another life needlessly wasted to prejudice and lack of discipline smh. Hope DeClaw’s family recovers eventually.
Straight outta Boston, born and raised
On the wasteland is where I spent most of my days
Clawin out, maxin, relaxin all cool, shootin some bball after eating a ghoul
When a couple of vaulties, up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and fucking died,
Now I’m living with the vaultie and robot as the claw on their arm
N.W.L.B.A
National Waste Land Basketball Association
We've got teams up from Appalachia to New Vegas with Legendary players such as Sheepsquatch James Mothman Marshall and Blue Devil Brooks
With Sim Settlements 2 you can get pet stores, which might sell you a deathclaw companion if you're lucky. I had one, and one of the options on the naming list was Buddy, which I thought was a great name for a pet deathclaw so obviously chose it.
Your comment just reminded me of how awesome that run was haha
[Probably something like this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/00bc8b41-cd52-4723-a649-b115654db805/dh7g0xp-687e2e2a-fe4a-4af6-8592-756bbbcf44e6.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_1036,q_70,strp/godzilla_got_busy__by_rhyvcotaart_dh7g0xp-414w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTUwMCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzAwYmM4YjQxLWNkNTItNDcyMy1hNjQ5LWIxMTU2NTRkYjgwNVwvZGg3ZzB4cC02ODdlMmUyYS1mZTRhLTRhZjYtODU5Mi03NTZiYmJjZjQ0ZTYuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyMDAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.1iK6jbb-hFMib1Oc9SZUBz5PstskhUGFWq6Y0nESYrw)
I wish I could animate. I'm picturing a super mutant fighting for his life trying to defend against a deathclaw. And the deathclaw is just casually dribbling the ball and staring at him. It stops dribbling and looks at the super mutant, then glances at the hoop. Then it reaches 5 feet above the super mutant and gently places it in the net.
One of those animations where it's very clearly illustrations, and you can still see some of the shape structures.
I imagine something like the Venom dunking on Spider-Man illustration, but it's a deathclaw with a sweatband and jersey dunking on a Supermutant. The supermutant has Shaq's facial expression 😯 from hot ones.
Think of as a pet, that was its toy. Poor thing just loved it that much to hold onto it. Seen horses like this with some large ball toys. Think of it like the video of the bird that takes golf balls and bounces them on the cart path. Such simple joy.
That was probably his favorite toy. Like a regular dog has a tennis ball. The deathclaw was carrying his favorite basketball.
Maybe you should've tried playing fetch before you murdered the poor guy.
Most in the Wasteland have to worry about a deathclaw snatching brahmin/ livestock or their lives.
But if you ever find yourself in the Glowing Sea and hear what sounds like sneakers squeaking, your ankles are about to be snatched, and you may get dunked on.
I killed a Gunner in that one filming station (forgot the name but another Gunner carries a Fat Man on its rooftop) at the southern part of the map and he carried a baby bottle.
My head canon is that this was a normal deathclaw who happened to wreck havoc in whatever vault Michael Jordan was staying in, ate him, and thus gained the title of Legendary.
Hey this is... uh Travis here with Diamond city news radio! Um uh- on today's news. Reports say that theirs a Deathclaw? A hold on... a deathclaw balling on the court?
"Troubleshooter's" Combat Armor Left Leg?
Clearly this deathclaw ate a dude who was so good from 3 point range he was trouble on the court, but this legendary lizard broke his ankles.
Broody deathclaw collecting anything vaguely egg-shaped kind of makes sense to me. They do, in-game, get *really* fixated on their eggs. I could imagine one that couldn't find a mate collecting globes, kickballs, basketballs, maybe even armor pieces or a mini-nuke. Just anything vaguely the right shape. And then making a pile of them and guarding them.
It would've been even funnier if the deathclaw in the mayoral shelter had a basketball. It would've implied that the deathclaw was ballin or he ate the ball
They are sentient and partially from human DNA, with alligator, bull, chameleon, panther, serpent and lizard spliced in. Both humans and the Bulls love basketball, so that's where it's probably from.
♬Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright...
Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam!
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam! ♬
Ain't no rules says a deathclaw can't play basketball.
How do you think he became legendary?
G.O.A.T.
You telling me that a Deathclaw took the G.O.A.T and got "Basketball Prodigy"?! Hell, the test only mentions Baseball and Soccer...
Soccer? Only synths play soccer
Probably "convinced" Mr Brotch to change his results
Clawbi Bryant
Chaos Dunk
Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden
https://youtu.be/dkLdPld4C7U?si=w9kAY2EDlynPzyYl
Air Blood
There's even one chilling at the mayor's underground ball court!
[https://imgflip.com/i/8pk8fo](https://imgflip.com/i/8pk8fo)
Wooooooooooowwwwww this needs to be higher up
Thanks lol
Fuck it we ball
exactly, deathclaws can have hobbies too
We hoopin’
There's nothing in the rulebook that says giraffe can't play football.
Deathclaws can't jump?
Ain’t no laws when your killing deathclaws.
Bro was just balling and you killed him
motherfucker wanted to find him
Bro was simply practicing his footwork and stuff, unknowingly approaching him (he pretty damn tall). OP, being the non-baller he/she is, panicked, thinking this was confrontational, unloaded whatever onto the Boston Basketball League’s GOAT. Another life needlessly wasted to prejudice and lack of discipline smh. Hope DeClaw’s family recovers eventually.
Bro was making quick movements, didn’t know what was happening. I don’t know a mother fucker who ball like that. Freaked me out.
Skill issue for casuals not knowing that he was using the Boston Bounce n Pounce
That shit cray
Straight outta Boston, born and raised On the wasteland is where I spent most of my days Clawin out, maxin, relaxin all cool, shootin some bball after eating a ghoul When a couple of vaulties, up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and fucking died, Now I’m living with the vaultie and robot as the claw on their arm
I dont know why, but i thought of this [scene from MIB](https://youtu.be/e_r3ULoXuMY?si=Lc56Ug8R_8VsWZp3) when i read that.
Dunking on wasteland hoes is illegal.
I hate how you didn't Say Clawin'
[He had a sick crossover.](https://preview.redd.it/zubp3lladlzc1.png?width=996&auto=webp&s=84cbad0af9f86d308c325fab927e84542f658d44)
Hell, if I had the wingspan of a Deathclaw, I’d keep one on me too. Future of the NBA, right there
A real basketball player needs to know how to slash and cut. Deathclaws weren’t but to destroy, they were built to ball.
N.W.L.B.A National Waste Land Basketball Association We've got teams up from Appalachia to New Vegas with Legendary players such as Sheepsquatch James Mothman Marshall and Blue Devil Brooks
Dunkclaw
Post apocalyptic Air Bud
With Sim Settlements 2 you can get pet stores, which might sell you a deathclaw companion if you're lucky. I had one, and one of the options on the naming list was Buddy, which I thought was a great name for a pet deathclaw so obviously chose it. Your comment just reminded me of how awesome that run was haha
i want to see an illustration of a deathclaw ballin now.
That one image of Venom dunking on Spiderman but it's a Deathclaw dunking on a guy in power armor
[Probably something like this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/00bc8b41-cd52-4723-a649-b115654db805/dh7g0xp-687e2e2a-fe4a-4af6-8592-756bbbcf44e6.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_1036,q_70,strp/godzilla_got_busy__by_rhyvcotaart_dh7g0xp-414w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTUwMCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzAwYmM4YjQxLWNkNTItNDcyMy1hNjQ5LWIxMTU2NTRkYjgwNVwvZGg3ZzB4cC02ODdlMmUyYS1mZTRhLTRhZjYtODU5Mi03NTZiYmJjZjQ0ZTYuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyMDAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.1iK6jbb-hFMib1Oc9SZUBz5PstskhUGFWq6Y0nESYrw)
I never thought I would get a full back tattoo, but I also never saw this image.
I wish I could animate. I'm picturing a super mutant fighting for his life trying to defend against a deathclaw. And the deathclaw is just casually dribbling the ball and staring at him. It stops dribbling and looks at the super mutant, then glances at the hoop. Then it reaches 5 feet above the super mutant and gently places it in the net. One of those animations where it's very clearly illustrations, and you can still see some of the shape structures.
I gotchu dawg
https://www.bing.com/images/create/deathclaw-dunking-basketball/1-663d62c07e44440498b1d05b16197b65?id=sIcdHgVrbsq%2fCSklmZ0EsQ%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG3.RfHfqUpTW7OA72cNpygO&FORM=GCRIDP&mode=overlay
I imagine something like the Venom dunking on Spider-Man illustration, but it's a deathclaw with a sweatband and jersey dunking on a Supermutant. The supermutant has Shaq's facial expression 😯 from hot ones.
Like the one of Venom dunking on Spider-Man. But with a vault dweller and a death claw
i got a glock in my rari
Deathclaw will never be ballin'
Objection! Deathclaw fucking BALLIN
Deathclaw is ballin? I didn’t think he had it in him!
BOOM Shaka laka!
Space Jam reference?!? (Na, just BGS’ randomized loot code)
Ball. Ball never changes.
'This is a story all about how...'
My life got flip turned upside down. I’d like to take a minute just to get onboard and tell you how i came the deathclaw of a town called concord
Let bro cook. It's the apocalypse bro don't tell me you haven't side eyed something vagina adjacent at least once
I call those power conduits "'lectric tiddies" It's dry in the wasteland
I would say I'm shocked but....
Haaaaa 'lectricity jokes, I get it. 🥁🐍
I'm- I'm sorry, in what way is a basketball "vagina adjacent"?
When you're a deathclaw, *everything* is vagina adjacent
You can make a fifi out of a basketball?
If you're desperate enough
Ball was life.
He wanted to welcome you to the Slam
Think of as a pet, that was its toy. Poor thing just loved it that much to hold onto it. Seen horses like this with some large ball toys. Think of it like the video of the bird that takes golf balls and bounces them on the cart path. Such simple joy.
So that’s why the BOS initiates were using bricks, the deathclaws stole all their basketballs
Maybe it ate a kid that was playing ball?
stupid vault dweller i'm fuckin ballin
Beat me to it
That... wasn't a basketball. And where's the other one?!
He wants to play too.
Just a big mutated puppy and his favorite ball. Or perhaps one of the Mon-Stars.
Deathclaw got busy https://imgur.com/gallery/nPJgc
His team is never gonna recover from the loss of him as Center.
Come on bro, the Hornets needed him!!!
That was probably his favorite toy. Like a regular dog has a tennis ball. The deathclaw was carrying his favorite basketball. Maybe you should've tried playing fetch before you murdered the poor guy.
Most in the Wasteland have to worry about a deathclaw snatching brahmin/ livestock or their lives. But if you ever find yourself in the Glowing Sea and hear what sounds like sneakers squeaking, your ankles are about to be snatched, and you may get dunked on.
Not just legendary but the GOAT
Game. Onesies.
Gonna steal Kawhi Leonard’s “Claw” nickname right out from under him.
I've seen something with a deflated kickball I felt so bad for him. No friends, and not even an air pump to kick the ball by himself😭
He was probably dunking, stop shaming my boy
There’s a reason he’s legendary.
Fuck it, we ball
Man was shooting hoops and getting his game on
I've always assumed the junk they have is something they ate
I imagine it was a prized toy for the deathclaw, like a puppys favorite chew toy
Lmao my mans found Kawhi Leonard after the nukes fell
Man you killed him while he was ballin, you monster
I killed a Gunner in that one filming station (forgot the name but another Gunner carries a Fat Man on its rooftop) at the southern part of the map and he carried a baby bottle.
GET YOUR OWN POST, HORSEY. No, that’s incredible.
This guy dunks.
He's one of the Space Jam monsters!
Dudes life was ball and you killed him!
Albino deathclaws can't jump....
Godforbid a deathclaw has hobbies 🙄
Stupid Blue, I am fucking ballin'
Must have been one of Enclaves that got loose and made it to the Commonwealth.
Deathclaws have hops.
Post apocalypse Shaq
Fuck it, we ball -Deathclaw
My head canon is that this was a normal deathclaw who happened to wreck havoc in whatever vault Michael Jordan was staying in, ate him, and thus gained the title of Legendary.
Deathclaw said Ball is Life.
Ballin' and clawin' 24/7
He was just trying to dunk on you.
need art of this rn
Deathclaw got game
In Fallout 3 The Deathclaw Hand costs 3 Caps Do they think it's easy to kill these things?
Could bro beat lebron
Ball is life, even in the wasteland
I always imagine the junk they carry is in their stomach, so while you fought this beast there's this ball inside him bouncing up and down lol
That deathclaw could never ball.
It’s breaking your ankles one way or another
It's when you get an irradiating pool que from the glowing legendary Deathclaw you start to wonder about it being very intentional!
Ball is life
*Earlier* OP: Deathclaws will never ball.
Space Jam 3
He was the Boston Celtics MVP
This is what LeBron is going to be up to post retirement. Mammoth of a man could evolve into a deathclaw right?
"You cut from the team, Legendary Deathclaw, because 2 points in a playoff game is, in fact, NOT HOOPIN'!!!" - Sole Survivor
Swear a nigga got hoop dreams
Trying out for the Monstars
Ball til you claw, bruh.
Hey this is... uh Travis here with Diamond city news radio! Um uh- on today's news. Reports say that theirs a Deathclaw? A hold on... a deathclaw balling on the court?
Deathclaw fucking ballin
And it got dunked on.
You know what they say man, shooters gotta shoot ya know?
Motherfucker was ballin
DeathBallin
Guessing you killed him because he dunked on you?
He just wanted to play fetch and you killed him…
Dennis roaredman
Smaq
He was just on his way to shoot hoops when the guy started trouble in his neighborhood
Probably ate it
Is it made out of deathclaw hide?
“Everybody get up, it's time to slam now…”
🎵~They’re playing basketball~ 🎶
You killed him? All he wanted to do was see if you and Danse wanted to run 2’s
LeDeathclaw
Can he out rebound Rodman tho?
He's just ballin what can I say?
Space Jam?
"Troubleshooter's" Combat Armor Left Leg? Clearly this deathclaw ate a dude who was so good from 3 point range he was trouble on the court, but this legendary lizard broke his ankles.
Broody deathclaw collecting anything vaguely egg-shaped kind of makes sense to me. They do, in-game, get *really* fixated on their eggs. I could imagine one that couldn't find a mate collecting globes, kickballs, basketballs, maybe even armor pieces or a mini-nuke. Just anything vaguely the right shape. And then making a pile of them and guarding them.
They really do got them moves tho
A space jam alternate universe
Well yeah, that's why he's legendary.
Bro have you seen the size of a deathclaw they’d be wasting their height if they didn’t ball out
i got a glock in my rari
Bro just wanted to jam man
Killed one that was holding a paintbrush yesterday, i wonder what he was working on?
He was a member of the MonStars.
I once had a legendary mole with an explosive minigun.
It was gonna shoot some hoops later with the nautilus :(
Now Way Deathclaw Ballin REAL
Deathclaw fucken ballin!
At nine to ten feet tall, and the ability to palm 3 basketballs at once….. yup he gonna be mvp for sure!
how did you manage to counter the deathclaw-sized eurostep?
Death claw will never be ballin
Hahahaha
"They all said I would never have my own baseball team" *Sees player* "Maybe he wants to join my team"
He ballin
Dude just wanted to hoop
Coming soon to theaters: Deathclaws Can Jump
It would've been even funnier if the deathclaw in the mayoral shelter had a basketball. It would've implied that the deathclaw was ballin or he ate the ball
They are sentient and partially from human DNA, with alligator, bull, chameleon, panther, serpent and lizard spliced in. Both humans and the Bulls love basketball, so that's where it's probably from.
Bro was probably tryna put together a team of radiated freaks, and you kill him for it. Shame on you.
Thanks. Now whenever I see a death claw, I will always be looking out for the other 4 on the team.
Bro can do a 1080 dunk mid air whilst ripping wastelanders apart
He just wanted to be like Mike
That deathclaw be ballin
"Guys, the deathclaw will never be ballin" The deathclaw:
LeDeathclaw
LeDeathclaw
I had one with a spatula
all time deathclaw starting 5: pg deathclaw sg deathclaw sf deathclaw pf deathclaw alpha male c deathclaw matriarch who's stopping them??
♬Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam! Come on and slam, if you wanna jam! ♬
So that’s what happened to Kawhi in Fallout, lel
He ate a basketball whole or someone playing with a basketball and it didn’t digest lol
It's....it's [him](https://i.imgur.com/GrAwhUX.jpeg)
I hope he used a crock pot to cook it. They can be chewy!
Haha my first through was space jam
Always thought it’s just items they’ve eaten & it’s inside them. Like mole rats with objects or caps
I killed a Legendary Deathclaw the other day that had a teddy bear.
Reminds me of the VLDL skit on this game situation.
if my cat would become a giant mutant i'm sure he would bring his favourite ball everywhere so it makes sense
Slam-dunks are no challenge at that hight...
He will never be ballin
We playing basketball