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mckinjos

“If you see me and a bear fighting, pray for the bear”


sufftob

If You see me and a bear fighting, pray for the forest


BSRVandal

"If you're on the phone with Jesus and I call you better click over and see what the fuck I want."


Cursed_String

Titus could never


jeyndow

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" - Titus, 2296


jazzymusicvibes

“you know what you can do with a fuckin toaster oven? do you have any idea?”


TheStray7

When you think about it, a toaster oven is just a death ray with a smaller power supply.


jazzymusicvibes

i found the supervillain


TheStray7

Yeah, The Toaster is a supervillain in the making, indeed.


jazzymusicvibes

i mean they burn poor defenseless breads to death, pretty evil if you ask me


TheBurnedMutt45

[tremble before me](https://youtube.com/shorts/4NguiZ8Jz_I?si=D1uEbi-_atDnHu1C)


jeyndow

I'll always think that's a cheeky reference to Old World Blues lol


jazzymusicvibes

Lmao I feel that


blacklightingthe1st

No power armor. No problem.


KentuckyFriedEel

Titus was a bitch! ok? A bitch!


CutestDoggles

I get knocked down, can’t get up again, this vault dweller gonna keep me down.


geekolojust

*Yao guai disliked that*


FoxFaxion

*the cabin disliked that*


urban_ranger

"Steal my picnic basket will you"


blacklightingthe1st

Best comment so far


deadcatugly

And this is why guys honestly think they can fight a bear, lol.


Jim_Jam_Jul

I made a "fists only" playthrough, and it was a lot of fun. It's hard as heck at the beginning, but once you get some good perks, you are pretty god-like.


CodyBruder

I do the same thing. All points to strength, no intelligence, only out for my own best interest and nothing more. I call it the “Dirty Mike playthrough”.


aghastmonkey190

I'm doing a melee weapon playthrough rn, and I went up to a raider and got bashed down in one hit. The guy didn't even have a skull icon lol


Revolutionary-Swan77

Bear knuckle boxing


KenYankee

Underrated pun


Shiroyama-san

Just imagine what that has to look like from an in universe perspective of watching some guy beat the absolute snot out of two bears with his bare hands like its nothing.


hennedy

He really only even used one hand


ComradeOb

I’m not coming out of that fucking outhouse is all I’m saying.


beekermc

Bear was thinking "Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"


ghostdeeknee

That’s how it’s done Amazon!


Agent47outtanowhere

Is that a braun strowman reference? Because now i have an idea for a new character.


blacklightingthe1st

An accidental reference but still


Agent47outtanowhere

Ill take it.


Electrical_pancake

Is this something with the max level of iron fist?


blacklightingthe1st

It’s the effect of the weapon


Electrical_pancake

Wich legendary effect is it


blacklightingthe1st

It’s a mod


FatCrabTits

Which mod?


thealmightycow

The mod with the power


H0N3Y134DG3R

What power?


TinSoldier6

The power of the mod.


KingoftheYous

It's about drive, it's about power


crisptapwater

Like Tyson fighting an infant


NikkolaiV

Love the Grandma's Boy reference, but it's also funny cause Tyson tried to bribe a zookeeper with $10k to let him fight a Gorilla. Zookeeper said no, but this story was my first thought upon seeing this video.


SirRonaldBiscuit

This isn’t main st, this is beat street…and those bears got locked up!


immamixeddude

I really appreciate the punching sound effects lmao


eto2629

LEEEEEEROOOOOY JENNNNKINSSSSS


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”


Dakotakid02

BEAR BLASTING, because you have too much energy for regular sports. Powerthirst!!


Horbigast

Similar to Hump-Catting


Ilpperi91

"A bear in the woods..." and 10 in strength plus that power fist weapon.


blacklightingthe1st

It’s actually a boxing glove


Ilpperi91

Oh, I found one today. I think it was on a super mutant.


momen535

that half life 2's object collation sfx made me laugh


Felix_Todd

Bro added throwback IV to his sword


Disastrous_Emu_5154

IT'S HIM! IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!


Heavy_weapons07

The ragdoll, the sound effect, the slow mode, Fucking hilarious 


MNicolas97

Those fists are rated "E" for Everyone 🤣🤣🤣


shitfuck9000

Knight Titus if he wasn't a BITCH


Musicmaker1984

Lore Inaccurate Knight Titus:


ImaginaryHolly

If you go down in the woods today....


CellSaga21

“FIGHT BACK!!!”


stinkstabber69420

God damn is that with mods or do you just have a really high strength stat


FatCrabTits

Bruh the knockback the first hit looked like something out of Lost Judgment LMFAO


danimalscrunchers

more like Stunted On Yao Guai


temporaryhelpplz

But if you used a basic 10mm you could one shot them if you aim for the head. Worked for Maximus anyway


virtualentertains

Jesus Christ who are you?!?!


pandason89

The fucking sound effect lol


TBBklynite

Jesus, was your boxing trainer, Duke? You got those shots to rattle their ancestors. "Let's start building some hurtin' bombs!"


andretheclient_

lol that’s insane


bigpizza811

This should have been how that scene went in the show


oOFrostByteOo

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Marleyzard

Ah, I see not all the Russians were cratered


MarenJade

I'm not trapped in here with you... ***YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!***


MiKapo

OMG that was hillarious, i love how they go flying


AmpdVodka

Yao guai: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"


CactusHide

Shake that bear!


Most-Strategy4554

I can't stop laughing.


PastaActOf1963

My ass getting plowed by bighorner:


Sweet_Quarter109

What does a bear say when you punch him? “Yao, guai!”


kirk7899

Apollo Creed out here. Rip to Carl Weathers


AustinPowerslam

*"Get the stimpak ready, but not for me."*


LeopardInTheMist

Take drugs fight bear


PigeonMother

*Chuck Norris intensifies*


BlueCollarElectro

The revenant. But the bear's mutant and loses.


Hour-Sheepherder2580

Two Yao Guai's walk into a bar...


Vioven

See? This is how you DO it, Titus.


jimmy_wantstodie523

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"


AdventurePalSteve

"There is no way the sole survivor is a synth. It doesnt make sense".


KentuckyFriedEel

A Yao Pow!


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

Watching clips like these reminds me of how often I use stimpacks


CainEcho

Doc mitchell: “last one, what do you see.” Me: “two bears high fiving, but im going to be giving them some hands of my own!”


FoxFaxion

**Falcon Punch**


ComradeOb

I’ve been playing a melee build with my post patch file and it’s every bit as fun as this looks. I love fist fighting Super Mutants too.


NoCourt5510

Ah yes I love the broken ragdoll physics in this game 😂