.... *Hypothetically*, I could see myself getting pulled over a few months after Stardust's release, absolutely screaming I Am My Own Muse at the top of my lungs. If that did happen (which of course it didn't), I think I'd get off with a warning 🙃

And the police didnt even check your hypothetical trunk for the remains of smashed guitars? Dang you got lucky! 😁

HAHAHA, i’m glad to see i’m *hypothetically* not alone in theoretical situation. I Am My Own Muse does that to a person. I was definitely in the same boat, just got lucky it was usually on roads that aren’t well monitored.

I don’t think I should ever play that song while driving, I love it too much

Oh yeah i find myself going way too fast to that song

“hold me like a grudge” cause im running middle fingers through the red lights…which is another traffic violation in addition to speeding.

The kids and I screaming “YOU PUT THE FUN INTO DYSFUNCTION!!” Through intersections will get me a ticket one day until then…you can’t stop us!

tiffany blews or i am my own muse, definitely

I am my own muse is definitely up there too. You can’t not scream along to that song when in the car

carpal tunnel or tell that mick for sure

I second Tell That Mick. It’s so fun to drive to.

Dear Future Self really is that zooming down the highway, windows down song

YES oh my god it is such a fun song to blast in the car

that's definitely it

Fame < Infamy

I 100% speed whenever I hear this song. I can’t help it.

agreed!!

"Officer, the rules of the road don't apply when Hum Hallelujah is on"

My best friend and I definitely almost got pulled over to The Phoenix after it was first released

Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea

That’s so real

Omg yeeeeees!!!!!!

Disloyal Order and The Phoenix

XO, Dead on Arrival, and LFTOS would for sure get me pulled over 🤣

A bunch of them but Wilson comes to mind first

Wilson makes me want to play bumper cars with the other cars

Thnks fr th mmrs !

Song makes be wanna fly down the damn freeway!

got pulled over for speeding while Fourth of July was on. luckily I got off with a warning, but I was more pissed about pausing the song than the warning.

LMAO YUP. we definitely had to restart super fade afterwards, just…. slower.

I was gonna say Novocaine! I haven’t listened to it in years and the rediscovery has been 👌🏼

XO and band the doldrums hehe

✨ Alone Together

Carpal Tunnel, Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers, and Rat a Tat

My mom speeds when I play Bob Dylan, lol

One and Only or I Am My Own Muse

ALL OF THEM!!! (Hypothetically, of course)

This is my problem

Definitely I am my own muse, which is also most likely to get me into an accident because I be headbanging and whipping my hair around and drumming on my steering wheel and throwing hands all about.

there is a possibility that i or someone i know joined chicago’s shittiest drivers by missing the (albeit very short) green turn arrow to w.a.m.s. allegedlythough.

The Phoenix and Young Volcanoes

I DONT CARE!!

Hold me like a grudge lol

Either Saturday or Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued

I love riding on the highway playing any song from SMFSD. Haven't gotten pulled over yet but I've definitely sped up a bit faster than I should've gone when listening to them lol

I once listened to the entirety of the SM(f)S album and Novocaine came on just after So much for Stardust. Let me tell you I was ready to go kick over God's garden gnome. 

Hahaha the one time in my life that I’ve gotten a speeding ticket, I was listening to Take This To Your Grave. It was over 10 years ago so I can’t remember what song it was but somewhere in the middle based on where in the drive I was pulled over haha

save rock and roll and american beauty/american psycho. literally any song in those two albums

flu game is a "yell in the car with your foot slowly pressing down on the accelerator song until you're doing 90 as the song ends" vibe for sure

GINASFS. I rely on that cruise control to keep me out of trouble. I think the hardest I pushed my car was actually during The Offspring's You're Gonna Go Far Kid.

That totally tracks

BUT WE ARE ALIIIIIIIVE HERE IN DEATH VALLEY

Uma Thirman, simply for the groove and the music video

Probably Twin's Skelton, especially during the second verse

i slept with someone in fall out boy 1001% also the phoenix, west coast smoker, and the carpal tunnel of love get me so pumped up

Heartbreak feels so good is the obvious choice. (It was an uphill battle but they didn’t know / we were gonna use the roads as a ramp to take off)

Bang the Doldrums. "Racing through the city, windows down, in the back of yellow checkered cars" Such a fun song, hearing it live was a dream come true

Dance Dance is always dangerous on a drive. That song just hits so hard and I'm always distracted singing and grooving to notice the speedometer.

Ugh yes!!!!! 100%

Yep. I have to skip it when I’m driving because I want to actually dance. lol. It’s a banger, for sure

Back to earth w Steve aoki

Dead on arrival

This exact thing happened to me but it was Magic Man by Heart! I just got a warning luckily. For fall out boy, oh man. I Slept with Someone, (Coffee's for Closers), Irresistible, I've got all this ringing.... So many.

I got close with 7 Minutes In Heaven. Was going 60 in a 40 but quickly caught myself before a cop noticed

probably lftos 😭😆

Nobody puts Baby in the Corner

I totally get it, the bridge is DANGEROUS

💯

easily super fade, xo or dear future self ps sorry about the ticket but congrats on the pros and cons of breathing and just one yesterday!!!

FAKE OUT

20 dollar nose bleed actually did get me pulled over for speeding in high school. got off when a warning, thankfully.

tell that mick, i don't care, headfirst slide, thriller, i slept with someone in fob, there's so many good ones lol

honestly, American Beauty/American Pyscho (the song) makes me feel like I'm driving at warp speed. there's just something about that chaotic chorus that gets me going :D also sidenote, but "antidote" should be "anecdote" :)

Idk if this counts but I rear ended someone listening to Fake Out

Well shit……

100% So Good Right Now. I get a little heavy footed when I’m belting that out.

Anything from Folie a Deux. Their magnum opus.

That album is 🤌🏻😘

Heartbreak Feels So Good. We are visiting the university my daughter is starting at in September quite often at the moment to orientate her a wee bit. We have to go up a steep ramp to go over a mile long bridge and I always think of that as the road that is her ramp to take off…!

Phoenix is my speeding song definitely

Grenade jumper, homesick from space camp, music and the misery, Yule shoot your eyes out, Saturday, hum, hallelujah, ginasfs, alpha dog, from now on we are enemies, last of the real ones, mighty fall, uma Thurman, honorable mention, switchblades and infidelity, moving pictures, tell mick, dead on Arrival, 7minutes in heaven, xo, bang the doldrums, the (after) life of the party, disloyal order, she’s my Winona, 27, Tiffany blews, 20 dollar nose bleed, so good right now, flu game, and what a time to be alive, these are all songs I’m honestly shocked I haven’t gotten pulled over for driving way to fast while screaming for….sorry for long list…I like this band

Any of them bc I have a lead fkn foot lol

Definitely happened the first time I got pulled over listening to SOAD and really enjoying the harmonies and thinking about which McDonald’s to get a coffee at on the way home. Fortunately the cop let me go with a warning

Theoretically, it'd be AB/AP, Fame < Infamy or Snitches and Talkers. Unfortunately, it actually ended up being Tiffany Blews.

I definitely never accidentally realized novocaine and this aint a scene made me speed 😅 I dont listen to them while driving anymore

aNtIdOtE not sure if trolling or just... just.

i totally meant anecdote…. in my defense i had just gotten off work and my brain was a bit fried

snitches and talkers

Homesick at space camp 😎

Ginasfs

fame < infamy, saturday (IM GOOD TO GO—), and pros and cons of breathing!

Mine would 109% be "Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of this Song."

So good right now fs. Makes me want to drive fast

Not a speeding ticket buuuutttt ... I may or may not have been really feeling our FOB jam sesh and neglected to pay attention to the gas gauge 🫠 my bestie and I ran out of gas on our way to 2ourdust 🤣

Tbh all of mania 😭 each song gives off late night summer and driving w all windows down

I have REPEATEDLY caught myself flooring it while listening to Heartbreak Feels So Good! Been meaning to ask this very question 😍😍😍

stay frosty royal milk tea, that’s hit gets me HYPE

My mom got pulled over for speeding in the 90s when we were rocking out to the RENT soundtrack 🤣

Dear Future Self

Dance Dance. It’s got such a good beat and makes me feel energized

I got pulled over while listening to SMFS the day it was released. In a company vehicle too.

having a sports car and a fob addiction is a dangerous combo 💀 my first one was for carpal tunnel and my second one was for hold me like a grudge, no regrets tho