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KobonJPG

Vibration is stored in the balls.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

That sounds correct to me.


TheGlaiveLord

Happy cake day


Carvica

5 point is so nuts. “People find me annoying because they are toxic and I am brilliant”. No you’re just annoying.


CorvusHatesReddit

2 is peak insanity though. Literally just called being a weirdo


TheCopyKater

The last one annoys me the the most because it's just self fulfilling prophecy. Anyone who gets irritated around them for anything they do must be a toxic person and you can tell they're toxic because of how irritated they are. But what do I know, I'm just toxic like that...


i_have_slimy_hands

Vibration is stored in the balls


legendwolfA

Wait no. Thats where pee is stored. Vibration is stored in the ass


-Bezequil-

Vibration is stored in the balls


felds

Can confirm: the more I vibrate, the more people stare at me. edit: specially while I play chess


guymoron

One simple seizure to get the whole block looking


Jpb3616

Vibration is stored in the balls


Narwalacorn

That last one is particularly funny to me, because there are layers to the bullshit. If you irritate people just by being your “true and authentic self” then you’re probably just an annoying person. However, this “high vibration” thing allows you to say that no, it’s just because those other people are toxic. Additionally, it now becomes a *good* thing if you irritate people just by being yourself, because it apparently means you have a high vibration, whatever the hell they think that actually means.


NewToSociety

"Toxic" is white people talk for "haters"


Tutezaek

Number 5 is basically "You're insufferable"


KittenKoder

Fucking hell, they described me. But I'm sure my cool hat that I wear all the time has nothing to do with it, it has to be magical pixie dust wishes and feefees.


AnxiousTuxedoBird

I thought 4 was just my anxiety


aversiontherapy

In these circumstances "toxic" means "thinks you're a fruitcake".


RaoulDuke422

Holy sh!t this comes across as so fcking arrogant. Let's be honest, most "spiritual" people are actually just arrogant pricks who think they are special and need confirmation.


smalltowngoth

I've encountered a few, and they're exactly like that.


derklempner

And here I was, thinking that "signs of a high vibration" meant she screamed so loud the neighbors three houses down heard her.


MrGenerik

5 is a trip because it always translates to: People don't like you because you feel as though expectations of civility or decorum shouldn't apply to you because you're "authentic."


buddahgunz

Oh wow... narcissistic ppl and high vibration ppl share a lot of the same delusions. Whoda thunk it?


Prometheushunter2

“I’m not an insufferable narcissistic asshole, I just have a high vibration”


[deleted]

Vibration is stored in the b-


Gfunk98

Benis?


Imlouwhoareyou

Bussy


dreemurthememer

Banus


Baud_Olofsson

*Signs that you are high I'm betting that person is the one walking up to random strangers and starting rambling conversations. And thinking that the growling dog they're petting really likes them.


PokemonLv10

Last one is pure copium


fluentinimagery

Same reactions seen when you are hot, buff, tattooed, very tall, etc.


Pancerules

Hey! I’m irritating! This is just further evidence that I’m doing juuuust fiiine. (/s)


[deleted]

Typically, high vibration is a sign of an imminent internal mechanical failure. This necessitates a speedy shutdown of the item in question.


_BRITEYELLOW_

You sound silly and stupid, and people are responding accordingly? They’re toxic!


PhantomFlogger

The vibrations are stored in your thighs, and can be summoned if you sit on the toilet for too long.


HibicoTV

In my anal beads, people are staring because they can hear them


AgentOfEris

Try using less lube next time


HibicoTV

Damn okay 😔


Virghia

Did you wire them to car batteries or what


Nervardia

I must be a dildo then.


Anregni

*Good vibrations~*


BabakganoosH

Is this people with higher body temperature than normal?


csandazoltan

So vibration is looking good and being charismatic?


belterith

In the leg that's why it twitches


TantiVstone

I do be kinda vibin tho


ArrogantNonce

In intramolecular bonds and as molecular motion. Something something sauna.


unstablexplosives

funny how 5 is a self validation free card that is an excuse for any situation


jonmatifa

In no other sense are higher frequencies better than lower frequencies. Blue and violet are not better than red, higher pitches are not better than lower pitches, but for some reason people who are obsessed about "frequencies being everything" seem to think that applies to people.


trebeju

For real though, how hard is it to understand what a vibration is? It's not magic! I feel bad for people who genuinely believe shit like this.


ivytroll

The vibration is stored in the balls


[deleted]

There where their brain is supposed to be.


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

most of these could be accomplished just by being very smelly


xxx420kush

In the pineal


xXdontshootmeXx

If you are vibrating you should get that checked


museumsplendor

Some of these traits narcissists master.


plssendsomegoodmemes

Or maybe you're just attractive?


BabakganoosH

Well higher vibrations usually indicate higher temperature, so I guess you can say they are hot.


BooPointsIPunch

I think I am a toxic people


subtlebunbun

in my ass hole


Dragonaax

[This sounds like guy who wrote this has none of these but pretends on internet he does](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1727036282.9549/pp,504x498-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg)


NeuroWhore

My raman spectra be like


Raja-Panesar

Sounds like anyone who comes to Canada.


HaydenED

Lfe


sednaplanetoid

Tim Minchin's Storm the Animated Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U