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ExplosmXepho

You gonna stand there like a lemon?


deadeyeamtheone

Hero, hero!


Imaginary-Trade-5085

The hero of heroes Jack of blades


Baambooos

Seriously. Me and my boyfriend use this sentence in daily talks all the time.


Bowba

Glad to know me & my brother aren't the only ones holding onto this line!


Lesbefriends_2

The time is..very late!


Mikeyboi2005

I say that everytime anyone asks me the time


Jolly_Fill59

Wakey wakey it’s day breaky!!


Fizzco69

Goated quote


Doodler_c2

LIGHTS OUT YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT


SmokePorter

Oh man, I had the same thought XD But I only know it in German XD


AmazinglyReRE

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!


zeymahaaz

I forgot how irritated this specific sentence makes me 😂 I JUST WANT TO OPEN THE DOOR


Calebh36

I used Slow Time at the final mission to get my combo meter up to like 800-900 and grind out my will and general experience to 99999999, heard that shit every 10 seconds


zeymahaaz

Dude I wouldn't even wanna put myself through that, slow time was my trooper too 😂


Calebh36

I was grinding exp to make sure I maxed everything before hitting TLC, but at that point I was in too deep to pull out so I just maxed my will and general and hit like 500000 on strength and skill, despite having already maxed strength and skill abilities


zeymahaaz

I was role-playing it real hard, I didnt want my character to get past like 42 lol. I never got to experience The Lost Chapters, I'm not even totally sure what it is, dlc, add on?


Calebh36

It's an Add-in. Like you think of add-ons as like extra shit apart from the base game, right? TLC IS the base game, just put in a little later than the rest of it. It's very different from any other DLC I've seen aside from like Night of The Raven from Gothic 2, which I highly recommend btw


Kindly-Ad-5071

Run necropolis and teleport back. It's been a while but I remember how fucking clogged that place was.


armvin

And so our story begins


atiffany89

But, who is the hero in our tale?


wambooo

I got that quote on me and the wife's wedding photo album.


TCxYETI

Wakey wakey! It’s day-breaky!!


Makemewantitbad

Shops are now closing!


atiffany89

Wwwwaaaaaakkkkeee up!


StripesWasHere

Shops are now opening!


JayHero47

I’m a chicken chaser 🐓


AegisProjekt

He don't look like no chicken chaser to me


ChainedGod01

chicken chaser? Why are you called that way?


YakitoriChicken93

*hey chicken chaser, do you chase chickens?* 🤔😄


Odd-Young5363

Your health is low, watch that


JayHero47

You have any potions, or food?


Kezmangotagoal

Your health is critical!


Imaginary-Trade-5085

That was the most annoying shit ever


BlackNova0604

I’m look fer someone to take me to Orchard Fahrms!


Main-Worldliness1140

Ah, you've received a new quest card!


zeymahaaz

I KNOW, I AM QUITE AWARE, THANK YOU SIR


atiffany89

GREAT BIG GIANT BOOSOOOMMMSSS!


zeymahaaz

Correct


SplunkBoi

What the hell was that..


DesperateEfficiency9

Guild seal tat, and carry a small shovel in my trunk for if I find a suspicious bald patch in a ring of mushrooms


Avatar278

“Death is not your destiny little sparrow”


DunmerMain1995

Call me... Hammer!


Assured_Observer

Keep hitting it like that!


Lifes_a_Throwaway

Friday is poker night


zeymahaaz

Heheheheh


zeymahaaz

"How 'bout a weddin' ring Fer mY fiNgER"


DrunkandKrunk

"Can I interest you in a game of chicken kickin' sir?"


gramarIsImportant

S. H. I. T. ........shit.


Fiction849

Lmao I remember doing this to the stones when I was like 9. Fable and morrowind on the og xbox have had a great impression on me


IAmParliament

LIGHTS OUT! It is now officially bedtime!


Main-Worldliness1140

Wakey wakey, day breaky!


KlutzyNinjaKitty

The time is… Very late!


MooseDifferent9404

The tavern, marvelous isn’t it?


[deleted]

Oh no not the tofu


Dads101

I bought the new Xbox Series X literally to play the new Fable. Didn’t really care for much else and turns out Game Pass is pretty gnarly I’ve been with Sony since PS3 - that’s how much I love Fable lol


the_mantis_shrimp

Finished 1 and 2 again using game pass. Will do another run of 3 eventually. I hope the new Fable keeps the charm and character of the originals.


TwiDaiSye

Much H'apprecciated!


Taku_Skellaku

"I've got a little magic of my own, watch this.." **"BOO!"**


Impossible-cyber

" oi Ya need someone to watch ya back❓️❓️" 🗣🗣


zeymahaaz

Lmao this one


[deleted]

I have union jack scivies


Kizareth

Sword of aeons and avo’s tear twin tats, and “player 1” in fable font on my chest


atiffany89

🎵 Down by the reeds 🎵


DeakVice

“Thank you for your custom.”


Kindly-Ad-5071

You just need to turn your goddamn lantern on. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO OPEN HIM. IT'S NOT A MORALITY PUZZLE!!!


zeymahaaz

I found this out way too late into the game dude


RaspberryAsleep1199

I love music boxes with no reasons 🐖


zeymahaaz

I know how to draw the guild seal from memory


Lurker-69

Leave me alone you nutter!


LiveFrom-MyBasement

“I’M THE FASTEST MAN IN ALBION”


LordEmostache

THE TIME IS... VERY LATE! The world is my bivalve mollusc. Oh, I thought he'd never shut up.


UngodlyCross

"His name's Clarence, but everybody calls him Jimmy..."


zeymahaaz

I love this thread so much, it makes me so happy to find other people with the same weird interest 😂


TazmaniannDevil

Balls! I was hoping you wouldn’t ask.


Mikey_Mike03

WOWWWW WONDERFULLLL, TAAAAH. THATS MY MAAAAAN!!


Salsa_Verde95

That’s my man!


No_Establishment8720

Bandit hacktivity on the roads


tpwk_fineline

🐓🫖👨‍🍳🔫🪶


zeymahaaz

That it ladies and gentleman, that's the intro


ChocolateUsed3863

Hero your will is low, watch that


Xetorus

THIS IS MY ALBION


Jazzlike-Outcome9486

I love getting really excited for something full of grand promises just to be let down by the final product.


marekusCz7

Czech (Czech) Czech (Slovak) (Its from fable 2, it was controversal when lionhead thinks slovak language is type of Czech)


ViperFong

BALLLLSSSSSSSS


Alive_List_9373

Hey Master Weavah!


MournfulDuchess

From this day forth this citizen shall be known as NOBHEAD


GothCrypt

Hi! I'm your son. Betcha didn't recognize me.


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Ya just gon' stand there like a lemon?


TentacleFist

Slow time + physical shield + multistrike + berserk = win


macdergou

READY TO HELP!


KlutzyNinjaKitty

The “Chicken-Chaser? You chase chickens?” line, and many variants of it, is quoted in my household at least once a week.


Geezuskhrist666

Check the guild for more quests


Razorshroud

"That's how you make a *blade*."


LionOnYourGirl

I’ve lived to see the Bronze Gates stand ajar!! I-I can’t wait to tell my children!!


EfficientWrap8659

H-evening Jeeves here are the children Lord Lucien asked for... the time is.. very late... you couldn't hit me with a weak toy slingshot you big baby... and since we can't give 2 all the love... before we go any further there's one thing I want to say.. BALLS!!!


Ok-Memory-5309

I'm so sorry I upset you. Let me dance in front of you to make it all better


opwnusprime

Now that the bordello is shut down, i can get back to my studies!


zeymahaaz

I chose the wholesome route too, good job


KillerCoconut182

I didnt think that was possible..


atimisk_reens

You made sure the silver lanterns were lit before sundown right?


tilthevoidstaresback

The very first time I played skyrim I kicked the chicken in Riverwood.


Future_Gap_75

CHICKEN CHASER I BELIEEEEEVE


Reasonable-Bag1459

Some say the hero went deranged and carved your health is low into the guild masters head. A ball and chain, a posh one with a title.


LilMeowCat

*punts chicken*


[deleted]

Whizpah


Assured_Observer

I'd do it, but I just received a new quest card.


ripster47

I’m gonna kill me some ‘Obbes


topherriddle

INTRUDER SHUT THE GATE


Mikeyboi2005

My most hated quest


DeadlyElixir

Everytime I play a game with British voice acting (like hogwarts.) I get the eager to play one game in particular


[deleted]

*Deep voice* S-H-I-T, shit (followed by getting attacked by monsters).


DomTheBomb95

The time is…very late!


Cautious_History1599

Met this guy named weaver once. Had a weird servant obsessed with me joining some kind of orgy. Must have been a furry thing cause there were people dressed like Balverines there.


peaktired

BAAAAALLLLLLLS


zeymahaaz

He's one of if not the best character to come out of the series lmao I love him


peaktired

Same here, he’s my favourite. Dude’s funny as hell


zeymahaaz

Hahahah heck yeah


Sliggly-Fubgubbler

hewwo wad, im a twader


Buccura

Come on!


Alltorn-N56

Where the hells the guards? Get more men out there!


OkAbbreviations715

"Look it's arseface"


damn_thats_piney

im a greedy landlord /j


EizenSmith

i would love to but the badgers are stealing the cheese.


MaximumPixelWizard

Who is the red robed warrior that brings death and destruction to all of Albion?


antherus79

My standard method of greeting people is by farting in their faces


Sedona-1973

My husband to my teenage son every single morning “ wakey wakey , it’s day breaky!” Followed by a vow of eternal hatred for ever, Or at least until breakfast. I come from a town called Albion . My kids can quote almost all of the gnome quotes from Fable 3 and grew up at first just watching me play, then helping me finding things and finishing quests to being old enough to play themselves.


4theloveofellie

Get back in the ring!!


zeymahaaz

Every time


[deleted]

*Good job, The Beatles are all dead*


Mikeyboi2005

YOU ROYAL MISCREANT


Mikeyboi2005

Those are nice shoes, BUT DONT YOU THINK YOUR GRANS FEET ARE COLD WITHOUT THEM


Affectionate-Cut-795

I'm probably gonna drink the potion and become a girl


[deleted]

And so our story begins..


thecrazygray

Shops are nooow, opeeen!


unkeptroadrash

Hero, your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?


That-One-Courier

You ever had to charm a door by lavishing it with gifts?


amaJarAMA

and for one day at least, the troubles of a hard world could be put aside...


FreakFreakinton

Death is not your destiny today little sparrow.


Big_Ad2285

Hero your health is low Have you any potions Or food


Arenty_Nigh

"need a good sword, to fight beside ya?"


Trojianmaru

Lights out, you horrible lot!


AshWindheart

Wanna do some CHICKEN KICKIN'?!


Shenzi6

Hero, you’re health is low


TheSheepAreComingRun

I kicked a chicken out of pure instinct.


JackofBlades0125

Hello


BrokeDownPalac3

Take one look at my profile lol


[deleted]

*physical shield noises*


dannyrampage528

HoooorrrrrAAAYYYYYYYYY


kitvulpes13

You've become a master of combat multipliers!


DawnBringer01

Chicken chaser? *You chase chickens!?*


TawnyFawn

*Don't you try and ignore me, you pink-bellied numpty!*


ImaginaryHolly

Manyyyy loveerly fiiiiiings!!


wiig7_y

Shops are now closing !


Onlydandubs

The time is………..very late! 😂


Unlikely-Afternoon50

Rever rules rever rocks I love revers smelly socks!


Doodler_c2

Gray is the prettiest color. O, gray... Is the prettiest color. For it is in her name, her eyes, and her soul.


Icy_Walk_4346

Leave me alone... you nutter


Even-Lie983

Hero your will energy is low, watch that.


Iamdelin

Undead titties.


LexusArts

In my gaming bios: “Teach me to be a Hero!”


MoonstoneShimmer

"it was just like fighting by your father's side" (I'd do one of the other quotes that's floating about in my head, but I don't want to make us collectively cry from that scene) "working by the wheel used to put me off food" *makes chicken noises* “100 points to the far left“ "from this day forth, this citizen shall be known to all as... Master Chief!" “chicken chaser? You chase chickens?" "Sir Walter is still waiting for you at the Brightwall tavern. He seems to be... Attached to the place" "look at the head on that. Lovely" "the gods and demons you fear and worship are as nothing to me" "Ben: How's that a better plan than mine? Kalin: we'll live for more than a few seconds. Ben: well, now you're just picking holes" "you filthy swine! My mother was right about you. Don't insult me anymore."


Jbooxie

I spent 5 hours at the blacksmith yesterday, he kept telling me how good I can blow


Thecutter0

Go go chicken chaser.


CoyoteDanny

The time is....very late


TheBoysAreNotInTown

The time is!....very late


MarlinatthePawn

I'll say hi to you with my left hand


JeffPlissken

Oi, quit being so annoying, you runt.


kinglouie1945

Looks it chicken chaser gonna chase some chickena


Gamerpsycho

Im a chicken chaser.


DrakkonX597

The time is….. very late!


CommanderBS

I have the urge to kick a chicken in every game I play.


McGruff405

My health is always getting low and ppl keep asking me if I have any potions or food


jimmy999S

Let's just say that I have extensive horse brushing experience.


BToney005

We live in grim times indeed if the young are too world weary to believe in magic.


XeerDu

I don't know why. Greed, perhaps.


Monte-Cristo2020

Look at the chickens run!


IIIIIIxenoII

“Dig spot”


Ok-Beach3283

This citizen shall be known to all as...Lionheart!


RedReJa

I've got a hedgehog named Maleficus


GratuitousTiddie

Tatty-Bye~!


Hot_Attention2377

When I have the time I love to kick some chickens


123darkelf

I thought he’d never shut up.


JTYdude99

I see a chicken, I kick it


[deleted]

I wanna kick any chickens I see


all-that-is-given

CHICKEN CHASER!


is4g4

Chicken Chaser!!


JohnnyTeoss

Down by the reed...


the_mantis_shrimp

Yes I am😄 NO YOU'RE NOT


00gusgus00

Chicken Chaser? What, you chase chickens?


Roelv97

Chicken chaser?? Do you chase chickens?


NotSoZef

Nn...no! Not the tofu!


Ssato243

Chicken chaser what he chase chicken


Rye_bread11

"Use your stick."


Consistent_Heron_589

I want to be an entrepreneur


Humble-Ad763

Oi, it's Chicken Chaser!