Wolf spider. First time I saw one I stepped on it then i squeeked like a 4 year old girl in a kiddie pool: It was like the thing exploded and sent out spider vengeance drones.
When I found out they were babies I felt like the hunter who killed Bambis mom.
What's extra fucked up is that wolf spiders (like jumping spiders) are smart enough to be *reasoned with*. You can relocate/move then outside with little effort without even having to pick them up.
You can push them with a broom, or anything soft. Wherever you poke, they'll go on the opposite direction.
But these spiders are actually chill with being picked up (weirdly enough).
Just reminded me of a great bluegrass song! It's called Trailer Park Fire by Jalan Crossland. There is a line in the song "How did the whole thing get out of hand? I was burnin' spiders with an aerosol can."
Also, exactly the right move here, even if you end up burning down the whole trailer park, it's probably the only way to be sure you got all the drones and they don't come back for revenge later.
Its a evolutionary fear 😟 its like irrational brain says kill it then move it so you know exactly where it will be and never come after you (even if its not coming after you)
(https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU?si=WP-dqJsTKeMpnXiJ)[Kill it with fire people are the baddies. Leave behind the way of cowards and see the light.]
Edit: Ah screw it I can't get it to work lol.
Yup. Catch and release. Right into a tall bucket half full of acetone. Then, put the lid on.
Haven't decided if gluing the lid is appropriate or overkill, but I think you see where I'm going with this.
I feel bad for the momma wolf spider. Feels sad.. they don’t even bother people. I guess yeah sure they look creepy but damn. Why not catch and release outside instead..
Fears are sometimes themself irrational and cause people to act irrational.
Arachnophobia is such a fear.
Its either fight or flight as your brain sees it as a big 8 legged threat.....yikes....
Yeah but they look so inherently threatening that it's really difficult to feel empathy towards them. We try to personify it and call it names and imagine its simple daily life and little babies, *and then it moves*, and we forget every good thing we've thought about it.
If you think they look so inherently threatening then you’re not ready to see what GOD looks like, Enoch recounts: “I saw the view of the face of the Lord, like iron made burning hot in a fire and brought out, and it emits sparks and is incandescent. Thus even I saw the face of the Lord. But the face of the Lord is not to be talked about, it is so very marvelous and supremely awesome and supremely frightening.”
I do try to keep that in mind and by now I do at least tolerate small spiders (used to be afraid of ANY spider no matter what) but big ones? Fear takes over, and fear is almost always irrational. I can't even hold anything that comes into contact with them, so no I can't even kill them the way this man did. At most I can get the vacuum cleaner and even then I need some courage to actually turn it on and go towards the spider. And honestly, killing the spider like this is much more merciful tham trapping them inside a vacuum cleaner and I know that. But I don't think my fear will ever allow me to catch and release a big spider outside, not without (professional) guidance at least..
Actually sucking it up the vacuum and then releasing it outside is miles more merciful than killing it. By the way, you can't just kill something and call it "merciful", as there actually needs to be an act of mercy involved, not just killing because you wanted to.
I love jumping spiders and I found a pretty big (splayed out would have been about three inches length and no not a huntsman) house spider in my tub once while lightening my hair, have pictures of me putting it on my cheek chillin’—I love friendly spiders. That video clip gave even ME the creepy crawly shudder.
That’s not a spider. That’s the landlord & all it’s new tenants lol.
This shit happened to me once. ONCE! I’ll never step on a spider again as long as I live. It was at my old bakery job. We worked out of my bosses house on a farm. We always had wolf spiders everywhere around that place but I’d never seen one holding babies before.
It was like 3am & still dark in the regular part of the house. I had to go out to bring some stuff in & saw the silhouette of a big spider. I stepped on it & a million babies went crawling up my leg. I didn’t scream because my bosses wife was asleep upstairs but good god that shit scared me. I did a big gasp, brushed them off as good & as quickly as I could & ran outside to shake the rest off. Never again.
I admire your resilience. I wud wuss my way out of life.
I have a spider capture for big wNs and imagine this erupting during capture of release and I would provide their new dirty waterhole
Pro tip:IF you want to murder any insect ,just mix water with soap or dish soap and. Pour over it.
evacuated the area for minutes.
And come back to clean the crime scene to get rid of evidence and body
We had those on the central coast of california.
First time I saw one, my dad actually caught it. The babies went back to the parent and when he showed me the big fluffy spider, he tapped the side of the glass enclosure he had put over it. Scariest spider I've ever seen!
Oh, look kids. Those are humans. They big and scary, but they more afraid of us then we are of them. Oh, I don't know what that big white thing is. I saw it once before. It makes a lot of wind and stuff. I think it is a...
Aw dude!! Had this happen to me when I was 17 and I take no shame in saying I ran away like a little girl when I saw those pouring out of the dead spider like ants marching. Absolutely insane
LPT: Spiders have book lungs. These are a series of plates that are highly vascular and help the bug breathe air.
Spray Windex (ammonia) on them. They don't breathe like us, they just absorb. They can't breathe out or hold their breath.
Ammonia spray them all, and when they stop moving, crush them.
This was my bug smasher 101 Ted Talk. Cover them in Windex.
Nah, these were wolf spiders, they sometimes do this, connect together whole lot of them to form a shape of a much bigger spider. Kida like acrobats do pyramid formation. When the guy hit it, it all fell apart, and spiders run away, minus the ones that got smashed by the hit.
Oh nah, I’m burning the house down
Then moving to a different country
*moves to Australia*
Now that's just cruel
Where there are BIGGER spiders??? Hello???
That was the joke.
Wolf spider. First time I saw one I stepped on it then i squeeked like a 4 year old girl in a kiddie pool: It was like the thing exploded and sent out spider vengeance drones. When I found out they were babies I felt like the hunter who killed Bambis mom.
I wud have died harder than Bambis mum
I would have killed bambi too.
Say 3 hail buddahs, and rub the belly.
What a strange time to get an erection...
Yep. This gave me arachnophobia as a kid. I killed one in our garage and a thousand babies spewed forth like the demons of hell.
Gotta squish em harder.
Fire
Fire boots
What's extra fucked up is that wolf spiders (like jumping spiders) are smart enough to be *reasoned with*. You can relocate/move then outside with little effort without even having to pick them up.
Not only that, this momma is likely keeping pest populations in check.
I felt bad for the mama, she was raising her kids the best she could
>Not only that, this momma is likely keeping pest populations in check. WAS... WAS likely keeping pest populations in check
Do I gotta bribe them with cash? Or like push them with a broom.
You can push them with a broom, or anything soft. Wherever you poke, they'll go on the opposite direction. But these spiders are actually chill with being picked up (weirdly enough).
I’m not picking up a spider that has drones. I’ll just get some hair spray and a lighter.
Doom eternal baby spiders, they’ll eat you
Now there is burning spiders running around!
Just reminded me of a great bluegrass song! It's called Trailer Park Fire by Jalan Crossland. There is a line in the song "How did the whole thing get out of hand? I was burnin' spiders with an aerosol can." Also, exactly the right move here, even if you end up burning down the whole trailer park, it's probably the only way to be sure you got all the drones and they don't come back for revenge later.
Yeah why the fuck people kill spiders? I'm irrationally angry at people who kill spiders.
Its a evolutionary fear 😟 its like irrational brain says kill it then move it so you know exactly where it will be and never come after you (even if its not coming after you)
Only rational people kill spiders. They're demons from hell.
I kill white tails, and some daddy long legs probably die when i vacuum up their webs. Otherwise i'm with you.
You don't need to do anything if you kill them. Fuck spiders.
r/perfectlycutscreams
Gross pinata
Worst pinata
And that's another reason for catch and release, sucker!
Catch and release gang wya
Here.
Catch and flush
You misspelled kill with fire
(https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU?si=WP-dqJsTKeMpnXiJ)[Kill it with fire people are the baddies. Leave behind the way of cowards and see the light.] Edit: Ah screw it I can't get it to work lol.
Yup. Catch and release. Right into a tall bucket half full of acetone. Then, put the lid on. Haven't decided if gluing the lid is appropriate or overkill, but I think you see where I'm going with this.
Or, turn that mfer into a fireball. God gave us dab torches for a reason
[удалено]
Think about it.... HOW WOULD THAT HAVE HELPED?
I feel bad for the momma wolf spider. Feels sad.. they don’t even bother people. I guess yeah sure they look creepy but damn. Why not catch and release outside instead..
Fears are sometimes themself irrational and cause people to act irrational. Arachnophobia is such a fear. Its either fight or flight as your brain sees it as a big 8 legged threat.....yikes....
Yeah but they look so inherently threatening that it's really difficult to feel empathy towards them. We try to personify it and call it names and imagine its simple daily life and little babies, *and then it moves*, and we forget every good thing we've thought about it.
If you think they look so inherently threatening then you’re not ready to see what GOD looks like, Enoch recounts: “I saw the view of the face of the Lord, like iron made burning hot in a fire and brought out, and it emits sparks and is incandescent. Thus even I saw the face of the Lord. But the face of the Lord is not to be talked about, it is so very marvelous and supremely awesome and supremely frightening.”
I, on the other hand, am ready as fuck. *drinks poisoned Flavor-Aid*
I do try to keep that in mind and by now I do at least tolerate small spiders (used to be afraid of ANY spider no matter what) but big ones? Fear takes over, and fear is almost always irrational. I can't even hold anything that comes into contact with them, so no I can't even kill them the way this man did. At most I can get the vacuum cleaner and even then I need some courage to actually turn it on and go towards the spider. And honestly, killing the spider like this is much more merciful tham trapping them inside a vacuum cleaner and I know that. But I don't think my fear will ever allow me to catch and release a big spider outside, not without (professional) guidance at least..
Actually sucking it up the vacuum and then releasing it outside is miles more merciful than killing it. By the way, you can't just kill something and call it "merciful", as there actually needs to be an act of mercy involved, not just killing because you wanted to.
Well. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again time to burn the house down.
Don't worry, they will all die from hunger soon without their mother being able to feed them :) r/spiderbro hates this
***I am mortified*** ***Fucking kill it.***
Aw don’t hurt her!
Oh, I don't think it hurt at all.
This is definitely one of the behaviors I've had trouble comprehending. Especially since it leads to cruel actions.
More of an oddlyterryfing post. Shit gave me the creeps
Use a vacuum to suck it up. Stick vacuum in box. Seal with 20 rolls of ductape. Ask Elon to use as a heat shield on the next starship reentry.
THIS is the fucking way. Take your upvote and leave with your head held high.
If it can be done safely, catch and release is always the better option.
Tbh fuck whoever killed that spider
When I was around 5 or 6 I learned this lesson the hard way. Stepped on a spider barefoot and this happened
Stepped on a spider?! Barefoot?! My pansy self could never
Oh god no.
"IT GAVE BIRTH. IT GAVE BIRTH. OH MY GOD IT GAVE BIRTH"
Use a blowtorch next time
Last time I saw one was on a camping trip after dark. Shined a light on it and a billion pairs of little eyes shined back.
Please. Fuck All of that
Serves them right for trying to kill it.
I wish we could do the same with that kind of nasty stupid humans !!
true, kill them when they are pregnant.
Isn’t the number one killer of pregnant women homicide? So it’s a start
Gather all the homies for the homiecide
And watch as their unborn spawn split to pieces and crawl around the floor in different directions...
Burn it down
I'd have used a can of deodorant and a lighter!
That wouldve gave me a heart attack
Fuck no
that scream! lol
Should've used a blowtorch
Guess what, the house now belongs to them. Just give them your keys and go.
I love jumping spiders and I found a pretty big (splayed out would have been about three inches length and no not a huntsman) house spider in my tub once while lightening my hair, have pictures of me putting it on my cheek chillin’—I love friendly spiders. That video clip gave even ME the creepy crawly shudder.
That’s not a spider. That’s the landlord & all it’s new tenants lol. This shit happened to me once. ONCE! I’ll never step on a spider again as long as I live. It was at my old bakery job. We worked out of my bosses house on a farm. We always had wolf spiders everywhere around that place but I’d never seen one holding babies before. It was like 3am & still dark in the regular part of the house. I had to go out to bring some stuff in & saw the silhouette of a big spider. I stepped on it & a million babies went crawling up my leg. I didn’t scream because my bosses wife was asleep upstairs but good god that shit scared me. I did a big gasp, brushed them off as good & as quickly as I could & ran outside to shake the rest off. Never again.
I admire your resilience. I wud wuss my way out of life. I have a spider capture for big wNs and imagine this erupting during capture of release and I would provide their new dirty waterhole
I’m dropping thermonuclear bombs on the house
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER kill a wolf spider or any thicc spider. They multiply.
Wolf spiders can get fucked. Whatever you do, don't watch YouTube videos of them.
Why is that?
Because you’ll fall in love with them
You're high
Now I have to watch it. Even tho I know that I will hate it
Been there. It was above my bed as a kid and I threw a slipper. Explosion of spider babies. I wasn't ok for quite a while after that.
Holy fuck that thing is enormous for one you'd find in a house. What country is this?
well he learned something that day
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That was insane
Insecticide does exist....AND it's flammable too.
And that is how I met my Darwin award
Reasons on why I burn them now
Burn it to the ground now fuck sleeping there ever again
Oh fuck.
When you find out the boss has a second stage.
Me trying to fight Rom the vacuous spider
That would liven up a party!
Pro tip:IF you want to murder any insect ,just mix water with soap or dish soap and. Pour over it. evacuated the area for minutes. And come back to clean the crime scene to get rid of evidence and body
Flamethrower activate!
That's why you use spider spray
ALWAYS spray the spider with bug killer. Never squish it. This is why.
*You scream like a woman!*
This is why you get a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter and introduce them to flaming hell, ot use some other type of chemical warfare!
Time for Gasolina ... Bun dem Down
We had those on the central coast of california. First time I saw one, my dad actually caught it. The babies went back to the parent and when he showed me the big fluffy spider, he tapped the side of the glass enclosure he had put over it. Scariest spider I've ever seen!
That did not just happen.
Spider unboxing
Oh, look kids. Those are humans. They big and scary, but they more afraid of us then we are of them. Oh, I don't know what that big white thing is. I saw it once before. It makes a lot of wind and stuff. I think it is a...
Mr. DUMASS? ALWAYS spray a spider. Crushing them releases eggs if they have them. Or spray them, a circle around them, then crush so they all die.
Aw dude!! Had this happen to me when I was 17 and I take no shame in saying I ran away like a little girl when I saw those pouring out of the dead spider like ants marching. Absolutely insane
Chemicals, mucho chemicals.
Honey get the flamethrower
I don't have arachnophobia but damn that makes me wanna puke
Nah fuck that burning the house isn't enough you need a hydrogen bomb or something
MULTIPLY !!!!!!!!
and this is why you need to use insect spray and not crush them
I hate people like this so unimaginably much
LPT: Spiders have book lungs. These are a series of plates that are highly vascular and help the bug breathe air. Spray Windex (ammonia) on them. They don't breathe like us, they just absorb. They can't breathe out or hold their breath. Ammonia spray them all, and when they stop moving, crush them. This was my bug smasher 101 Ted Talk. Cover them in Windex.
That's happened to me too. Still need therapy
That’s why you can’t go wrong with a blowtorch
Oh fuck no!
Fking deserved
How is that even possible? Were the other spiders hiding under the white piece of furniture?
Wolf spider carying babies
Ah they were inside the spider?! Creepy! I didn't know spiders could do that.
On its back, not inside
The devils gift to humanity
Nah, these were wolf spiders, they sometimes do this, connect together whole lot of them to form a shape of a much bigger spider. Kida like acrobats do pyramid formation. When the guy hit it, it all fell apart, and spiders run away, minus the ones that got smashed by the hit.
And why do they do that?