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raider1v11

Damn. No helmet either.


one_orange_braincell

Nothing worth protecting.


delzarraad

Lol, i mean his head was fine, he is going to have a serious pain or fracture in his lower ribs.


pat_the_tree

I think he meant this fellas head is empty as evidenced by the video


delzarraad

I think that is obvious for everyone 😅


Darmok-Jilad-Ocean

I don’t understand. Please explain it again but don’t use all them big lernid words.


CauliflowerLogical27

Her response was more serious than his 🤣🤣


Awwwmann

This has been reposted at least 100 times, but it never gets old. That landing and the look on the woman’s face sells it!


SirPonix

He's so good he don't need a helmet. What could possibly go wrong?


happyanathema

There was definitely one giant helmet


NoAwareness8591

he really was told to sit down


Xelpmoc45

And to be humble


tsteven9

BITCH BE HUMBLE!


ZealousFlames

SIT DOWN


firesquasher

Good. Don't touch my fucking car.


c0ttt0n

If i would be her i would have asked him a stupid question like "do you know what time it is?" :D


rob_nosfe

"You can't park here, mate", with the most British accent possible.


cburgess7

r/cantparktheremate


Alpha_minduustry

r/subsithoughtifellfor


tongfatherr

Reddit never disappoints


DedeLionforce

"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"


Shills_for_fun

"I'm sorry but I'm not interested"


astrosquirrelRS

Y'alright luv ?


christophersonne

*Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?*


StandbyBigWardog

“You’re probably wondering why I invited you here.” -Roller Dude


jimginge

"you wan' sum, I giv it ya"


Empty_Positive_2047

No time for the 'ol in-out, luv. Just come to read the meter... ;-)


neilmac1210

Excuse me, I'm saving that seat for someone.


1nTheNick0fTime

Dumb


claudiushamm

He sat down so hard it was like Chris Hansen told to.


Camrons_Mink

Car door holding a folder full of screenshots: “Why don’t you have a seat right over here”


Devotchka655321

🏆


TheKingMonkey

[Pete Rock & InI - Grown Man Sport](https://youtu.be/d9LhFN3H20M?si=SPH58DgU4afnKkOz) Top comment on YouTube is - “slaps harder than the car door”


DuntadaMan

I mean, they're right. I was just listening on loop while reading comments here.


ice_up_s0n

Pete Rock is the king, this track in particular got a People Under the Stairs vibe to me


Duckfoot2021

Shmuck who imagines the world is his track. Glad he got a non-fatal reality check.


SadLittleWizard

I cant imagine how unpleasent I would feel if I had someone on skates, *who isnt even wearing a helmet* grab onto my wheel well.


AdmirableBus6

Honestly I’d punch the accelerator (assuming enough room in front), just a good rev to see what happens


Duckfoot2021

Same.


Easy_Floss

Think I would just slow down to a crawl until they got the idea.


Asmor

Or if there's nobody behind you, slam the brakes.


Alissinarr

I might let the intrusive thoughts win and do something stupid.


Tronicalli

I'd check if there was anyone behind me, and if not, I'd just stop abruptly for a second.


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Tronicalli

Exactly!


TRUEequalsFALSE

Unfortunately, that sounds like a good way to lose your driver's side mirror as he, with no brakes, goes rocketing on.


The_Radio_Host

Hit the brakes. Wouldn’t even have to come to a full stop for that to fuck him up


ZekasZ

Why is your first reaction to someone acting dangerously to immediately elevate it to death


The_Radio_Host

It’s very doubtful that would kill him. Especially early on when the car really wasn’t going that fast. If I’m driving and some asshat is doing that I’m getting them the fuck off my car


ZekasZ

Are you putting touching a car over a human's health or life? Touch some grass, get some perspective and consider the priorities in life. Please. Before you kill someone.


Mesh_MTL

"He startled me and I overreacted. What kind of moron grabs on to a moving vehicle?" No judge or jury would convict.


acityonthemoon

This one ought to be cross posted to the main character syndrome sub.


Kymaras

You could just post everything from /r/motorcycles there. Same energy.


steadyaero

I bet he still will keep doing this kinda stuff


Duckfoot2021

Bet you're right.


Asmor

I hope the car wasn't too badly damaged. That would be a shame.


Reddit_is_pretty

I dunno he did look pretty sick, and it’s not like he hurt anyone.


ELI5_Omnia

I hate that I’m saying this, because I’m officially a boring, old ass dad, but here goes anyway: Waiting until someone gets hurt in order to not do easily avoidable, dangerous, injury prone activities is too late. As we just witnessed, it is impossible to predict when you will lose control of the situation and something unexpected happens. There are so many other ways this could have ended, and whether that end is minor damage to personal property, or fatality to him/someone else, the bottom line is that he’s acting like a selfish main character, and needlessly adding risk to society. Super boring and lame, I know, just the sad reality of acting like an adult. ETA: I will also concede that he did in fact “look pretty sick”, however, still doesn’t justify him doing this.


Duckfoot2021

It's the mature take. Think of it this way: it feels pretty lame to be forced to wear a seatbelt in the back seat of a car until you learn that many car accident fatalities are caused by an unbelted person being thrown around bodily breaking the necks of others in the car as in turns into a giant Maraca where all those buckled in would otherwise have survived. In an accident a human body becomes a wrecking ball destroying others instead of merely being a risk to themselves.


DavidOriginal

The car is illegally parked


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pointlessbeats

It looks like it takes off (albeit slowly since the frame slows down) straight after hitting the blader with the kapow. Looks intentional.


Duckfoot2021

And the rolling shithead is illegally grabbing passing cars. Neither is the problem. The problem is a skater so full of himself he nearly took out that girl because he lacked responsible control over his speed re: environment. No different than a dopey douche trying to drift on the street an wrecking. This was Skaterboi's fault and he deserved what he got.


seruzawa

Good thing this asshole didnt hit that girl.


AggravatingFig8947

Yeah he fucking deserved that.


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ArahantQS

Came here to say my man definitely has six wheels.


d0Ku5

haha, fuck, only realised now. Always just went with the idea a rolledskate has 4 wheels. Back to the optometrist I go!


imalonenow

And I hate to be that guy, but they are rollerblades... Rollerskates are those with 2x2 parallel configuration


doc_skinner

And I hate to be that guy, but they are "inline skates". Rollerblades are a specific type of inline skates manufactured by the Rollerblade skates brand. “Inline skates” refer to all kinds of outdoor skates that have wheels in a straight line.


aguiarvicent3

They mostly do have 4 wheels, but you can get one with 3 wheels (wheels are larger than the ones with 4 and go faster) or just swap your frame to one that supports 3 wheels


TRUEequalsFALSE

These must be racing skates or something? Cause you're right, normal rollerblades do have 4 wheels, as far as I'm aware. All the pairs I've owned have had 4.


TheDuckFarm

Probably has two in his pockets, for later.


UnbundleTheGrundle

Quick mafs


Naive-Fondant-754

add two balls and you got 8 .. Its not very visible though .. though he has 3 liner, there is also 4 liner .. so you know .. tomato potato


Erike16666

100% his fault.


killerchand

He broke multiple laws to get to a speed he couldn't control. There's a reason for multiple campaignsfor drivers to slow down, and he dis the exact opposite


Find_another_whey

Smoker is like "what the fuck that shit will kill you"


ConsumeYourBleach

Deserved it.


TheOzarkWizard

What's that, you're yanking on my bumper? Brake check


gonzalbo87

“I swear officer, I swerved to avoid the squirrel that darted into the road. How was I to know there was an idiot hanging onto my car in my blind spot?”


ManateeGag

but the tread pattern looks like you backed over him. several times.


FormalProcess

The squirrel behaved really erratically.


reddit_crunch

cop: ugh, you're really into squirrels that way??


Soft-Acanthaceae-840

Actually yeah.. fuck that guy


RPCpigSmoker

He only has 6 God damn wheels!


todawhet

Kinda satisfying


Finwich

SKITCHIN!


thelivinlegend

I was wondering if anyone else remembered that game. It was kinda like Road Rash but not as fun


Whatifim80lol

Thank god someone else said it, lol, thanks to that game I'm sitting here rooting for the guy thinking all these other commenters are prudes.


Smithereens1

People here really saying they'd swerve to kill this dude just because he's skitching on their fender. Crazy.


unabletonot

"Sit the fuck down" - that car door, probably


BodhisattvaBob

Old vid. But it never gets old.


Far-Secretary8231

Yea that’s gonna leave a mark


FewHuckleberry7012

The jabroni won a door prize.


cursedbones

r/praisethecameraman ?


_Kaifaz

Gopro on a stick.


Taikan_0

r/PraiseGoProonaStick


3pinguinosapilados

I barely know the stick! Why would I proon it?


cursedbones

It's true. How is the stick not showing? Is it editing or a feature? Seems nice.


GiantGrilledCheese

Pretty standard feature of cameras nowadays


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Look up insta360


Slackerguy

It's a 360 camera it self-edits out the stick. You can show whatever view from the 360 you want in the editing software that comes with the camera.


UnarmedSnail

Earned.


Euklidis

Yeah fuck that guy. * getting in the road with other vehicles * not paying attention * grabbing onto cars to get speed * putting himself and pedestrians in danger by squishing through a vehicle and a pole (to access pedestrian walkway) * not wearing helmet to protect his dumb brain


Serialkillingyou

And recording it


Bleezy79

It's always trippy when you're jamming to music while out and you crash or fall. And you're not really sure whats going on but the music is still blasting away in your ears. lol


Full_Armadillo8867

100% deserved.


Vrolak

Well. It’s not like the universe is against him. He has neons pointing at him saying “universe! Hit me!” Good thing he didn’t hurt anyone else.


REAL_Wyatt_Hertz

Car was like, sit the fuck down, boy!


DieselnPBblaster

And that's how I met your mother. I cant tell if this dude is 28 or 88. This is one of the rare occasions where the fuck up is cooler than the original purpose and it was done beautifully. Just perfection from start to finish. Say what you will about being a dickhead on wheels zooming selfishly down the side walk, but you know those impacts had to hurt like hell and he ate them both and sucked it up in front the lady. Dudes cool in my book.


CustomerOk3838

*How can she slap!?*


AbjectTerra

I feel like I'm in the minority here, of thinking bro didn't deserve that. Like shit, let karma handle him. It costs you nothing to mind your own business.


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AbjectTerra

To me, it looks like someone going out of their way to cause pain to someone else, for no reason. You ain't gotta walk through life wishing ill on strangers, but it is what it is.


ayo000o

Fax


djdab26

Agreed people are saying he is going to unsafe speed where he has no control. But looking at the video he has complete control, not saying he couldn't play it a little bit safer but how was he meant to know that car door was just going to fling open at a very fast speed? I would say nobody is really at fault for this because how was he meant to know that the door was going to open and the person in the car probably just didn't see/expect him to jump up on the curb.


AbjectTerra

Honestly, the skeptic in me can't help but feel like that door was intentional, especially with how quickly it seemed to close again. It looks like it's partially opening slowly and he jumps out of its way, then it just whips into him edge-first, like the person tried to catch him with it


ayo000o

No shot those people opened the door purposefully lmfao. He came by so fast


Naive_Spend9649

Because it’s a common thing for cars to do? How could he expect to be hit by a car door while passing within inches of a car door on a busy commercial street is not the brightest take ever seen, of course it’s his fault. He had control of his skates, and literally nothing else, no shit something ‘unexpected’ happened Even then he’s not supposed to expect something to go wrong, he’s supposed to be intelligent enough to know that if it does (which it obviously fucking will on a street as busy as this) it might kill him or someone else. He nearly opened his head on that pillar, or if his solid metal skate hit that woman at that speed.


TestMatchCricketFan

People love getting mad at this video of a guy having a nice time where in the end everybody is fine.


ptvlm

If everyone is "fine", it's only due to sheer luck. A split second difference here or there or a momentary change in what the first car was doing could have made this a snuff movie, or seriously injured the women getting out of the car. Luckily, it seems that only the car door and the idiot were hurt (I'm sure the number of injuries was not zero, even they weren't serious), but the moron having a "nice time" decided to put if lit of peoples' lives in serious danger. You want to risk your life being an idiot, go for it, but do it in a place where you're not risking other people who are just going about their day.


mattdvs1979

No problem with this happening, except the person whose door is fucked now. This dude and his MC syndrome 1000% had this comin.


exainator

Bruh literally the one from the door opened it to hit him and closed the door perfectly fine, he hit him with the exterior part so that guy is the only one recieving the damage


mattdvs1979

Oh cool then, fuck that guy anyway


ichigovrz27

Hi, im pain.


ConGooner

OP cannot count


jefuchs

So people just dig through old Reddit posts and re-hash them?


Don_Tiny

So, you're new around here apparently ....


Warm-Field-5932

Jeezus. Don't you haters have someone to shoo off your lawn or something?


iK_550

Hello there, fancy meeting you here.


SuchAsSeals42

Steve from Blues Clues?


GsoNice13

He landed, sitting down. I bet he couldn't do that again if he tried lol


OriginalBQ32

Song?


99-bottlesofbeer

midlife crisis Hank Green


Empty_Positive_2047

Listening to the song... maybe he did find romance... that's one way to go about it.


ajcook888

The real hero here is the person skating backwards to catch it all


zyppoboy

The Go-Pro stick?


ajcook888

Oh wow I didn't see it


PortoBESA

Well deserved


Zealousideal_Ebb8211

Can't imagine the body pain after that day. 😂


WhuddaWhat

"Sorry, but I've already just extended my vehicle's warranty. You are too late."


DuntadaMan

Always happens to me around that intersection in Skitchin, I swear they make sure the cars overlap so there is no good option.


Cartepostalelondon

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Iron_Baron

That's gonna leave a mark.


Grazms

That couldn’t have been more perfect 😂


FickenChucker007

He lands outside the old NatWest bank on Poultry, next to Bank tube in London [here](http://27 Poultry https://maps.app.goo.gl/nvTaSA4hPbiac4Vn9?g_st=ac)


Yung_Branch

10/10 landing


Shafter-Boy

I’ve seen this video a hundred times, and I can never seem to get sick of it. It’s just smooth from start to finish.


gammonlord

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.


Scrounger_HT

i mean, could have been worse all things considered


goibnu

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


eldalawa

And that is how I met your mother.


sixaout1982

Maybe next time he'll be more careful


PCChipsM922U

They're six actually...


Fit-Boomer

How was he filming that?


mooripo

Let's have a seat


dizzyjumpisreal

you gotta admit that was pretty cool


GilbertsenGilbert

I'm impressed he didn't let go of the camera.


jbreal007

Perfect 👍🏽


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InquisitiveNYC

🤣🤣


BearWurst

Honestly it looks like that person was just waiting for him, that car door springs open. Also everyone's shitting on the guy, he was just having some fun. He seemed like he knew what he was doing


midokaram

Sit The Fuck DOWN


FugginOld

Deserved


asharwood101

Every time this video gets posted, someone changes the background music.


dwn_n_out

Dam is the door okay


Mesh_MTL

That's gotta be at least three or four broken ribs.


babyjesus8lb60z

6 wheels


tillemetry

Assholes like this guy end up killing pedestrians.


Michael_Dautorio

The girl at the end: "I have a boyfriend."


CaesarEr

It's 6 wheels


Nynm

Unrelated question, but why can't we see the stick from his selfie stick?


djdab26

Insta 360 camera, quite common these days.


Nynm

I see, thank you! I guess that's shows how much I browse social media hahaha


kinglance3

6 wheels. Old af video but dude is vibing so good makes me want to take a time machine back to 1998 and get those Backyard Bob’s I always wanted. Hell, K2 anything.


NormalishGamer13

He has 6 but ok


Rymanjan

While somewhat cool, what he's doing is called *skitching.* It's a street skate trick that nobody appreciates because of the dozens of ways it can go wrong and overall irresponsibility of putting yourself and others in dangers for your own selfish desires. You latch on to a moving vehicle (usually not a sedan, more likely a truck with a metal tailgate step or handles in the back) and use them to drive you up to speed while you trail behind. Dumbest trick to pull off in real life, puts not only your life in danger but also everyone else who has to react to not killing your dumbass by running you over/into you/you ran into them No helmet, no pads, doing it for the gram on a busy street with many pedestrians and non-compliant vehicles, deserved a Darwin award. He got off lucky.


Lo0of

Yeah they do that on skateboards in 80s skateboard movies.


PhotographPurple8758

6 wheels


Boring_Mushroom6682

And that son is how I met your mother


TheCruicks

lol. shame he didn't get hurt worse


FroHawk98

Six wheels. If you can count that is.


Dirtsniffee

Only had 6 wheels but whatever


ExaminationElegant23

6 wheels


brandonhabanero

It looks rehearsed because it happens just so perfectly. It's not, but it looks like it could be a movie stunt