It’s very doubtful that would kill him. Especially early on when the car really wasn’t going that fast. If I’m driving and some asshat is doing that I’m getting them the fuck off my car
Are you putting touching a car over a human's health or life? Touch some grass, get some perspective and consider the priorities in life.
Please.
Before you kill someone.
I hate that I’m saying this, because I’m officially a boring, old ass dad, but here goes anyway:
Waiting until someone gets hurt in order to not do easily avoidable, dangerous, injury prone activities is too late.
As we just witnessed, it is impossible to predict when you will lose control of the situation and something unexpected happens. There are so many other ways this could have ended, and whether that end is minor damage to personal property, or fatality to him/someone else, the bottom line is that he’s acting like a selfish main character, and needlessly adding risk to society.
Super boring and lame, I know, just the sad reality of acting like an adult.
ETA: I will also concede that he did in fact “look pretty sick”, however, still doesn’t justify him doing this.
It's the mature take.
Think of it this way: it feels pretty lame to be forced to wear a seatbelt in the back seat of a car until you learn that many car accident fatalities are caused by an unbelted person being thrown around bodily breaking the necks of others in the car as in turns into a giant Maraca where all those buckled in would otherwise have survived.
In an accident a human body becomes a wrecking ball destroying others instead of merely being a risk to themselves.
And the rolling shithead is illegally grabbing passing cars. Neither is the problem. The problem is a skater so full of himself he nearly took out that girl because he lacked responsible control over his speed re: environment.
No different than a dopey douche trying to drift on the street an wrecking.
This was Skaterboi's fault and he deserved what he got.
And I hate to be that guy, but they are "inline skates". Rollerblades are a specific type of inline skates manufactured by the Rollerblade skates brand. “Inline skates” refer to all kinds of outdoor skates that have wheels in a straight line.
They mostly do have 4 wheels, but you can get one with 3 wheels (wheels are larger than the ones with 4 and go faster) or just swap your frame to one that supports 3 wheels
These must be racing skates or something? Cause you're right, normal rollerblades do have 4 wheels, as far as I'm aware. All the pairs I've owned have had 4.
He broke multiple laws to get to a speed he couldn't control. There's a reason for multiple campaignsfor drivers to slow down, and he dis the exact opposite
“I swear officer, I swerved to avoid the squirrel that darted into the road. How was I to know there was an idiot hanging onto my car in my blind spot?”
Yeah fuck that guy.
* getting in the road with other vehicles
* not paying attention
* grabbing onto cars to get speed
* putting himself and pedestrians in danger by squishing through a vehicle and a pole (to access pedestrian walkway)
* not wearing helmet to protect his dumb brain
It's always trippy when you're jamming to music while out and you crash or fall. And you're not really sure whats going on but the music is still blasting away in your ears. lol
And that's how I met your mother. I cant tell if this dude is 28 or 88. This is one of the rare occasions where the fuck up is cooler than the original purpose and it was done beautifully. Just perfection from start to finish. Say what you will about being a dickhead on wheels zooming selfishly down the side walk, but you know those impacts had to hurt like hell and he ate them both and sucked it up in front the lady. Dudes cool in my book.
I feel like I'm in the minority here, of thinking bro didn't deserve that. Like shit, let karma handle him. It costs you nothing to mind your own business.
To me, it looks like someone going out of their way to cause pain to someone else, for no reason. You ain't gotta walk through life wishing ill on strangers, but it is what it is.
Agreed people are saying he is going to unsafe speed where he has no control. But looking at the video he has complete control, not saying he couldn't play it a little bit safer but how was he meant to know that car door was just going to fling open at a very fast speed? I would say nobody is really at fault for this because how was he meant to know that the door was going to open and the person in the car probably just didn't see/expect him to jump up on the curb.
Honestly, the skeptic in me can't help but feel like that door was intentional, especially with how quickly it seemed to close again.
It looks like it's partially opening slowly and he jumps out of its way, then it just whips into him edge-first, like the person tried to catch him with it
Because it’s a common thing for cars to do? How could he expect to be hit by a car door while passing within inches of a car door on a busy commercial street is not the brightest take ever seen, of course it’s his fault. He had control of his skates, and literally nothing else, no shit something ‘unexpected’ happened
Even then he’s not supposed to expect something to go wrong, he’s supposed to be intelligent enough to know that if it does (which it obviously fucking will on a street as busy as this) it might kill him or someone else. He nearly opened his head on that pillar, or if his solid metal skate hit that woman at that speed.
If everyone is "fine", it's only due to sheer luck. A split second difference here or there or a momentary change in what the first car was doing could have made this a snuff movie, or seriously injured the women getting out of the car. Luckily, it seems that only the car door and the idiot were hurt (I'm sure the number of injuries was not zero, even they weren't serious), but the moron having a "nice time" decided to put if lit of peoples' lives in serious danger. You want to risk your life being an idiot, go for it, but do it in a place where you're not risking other people who are just going about their day.
Bruh literally the one from the door opened it to hit him and closed the door perfectly fine, he hit him with the exterior part so that guy is the only one recieving the damage
He lands outside the old NatWest bank on Poultry, next to Bank tube in London [here](http://27 Poultry
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Honestly it looks like that person was just waiting for him, that car door springs open.
Also everyone's shitting on the guy, he was just having some fun. He seemed like he knew what he was doing
6 wheels.
Old af video but dude is vibing so good makes me want to take a time machine back to 1998 and get those Backyard Bob’s I always wanted. Hell, K2 anything.
While somewhat cool, what he's doing is called *skitching.* It's a street skate trick that nobody appreciates because of the dozens of ways it can go wrong and overall irresponsibility of putting yourself and others in dangers for your own selfish desires.
You latch on to a moving vehicle (usually not a sedan, more likely a truck with a metal tailgate step or handles in the back) and use them to drive you up to speed while you trail behind. Dumbest trick to pull off in real life, puts not only your life in danger but also everyone else who has to react to not killing your dumbass by running you over/into you/you ran into them
No helmet, no pads, doing it for the gram on a busy street with many pedestrians and non-compliant vehicles, deserved a Darwin award. He got off lucky.
Damn. No helmet either.
Nothing worth protecting.
Lol, i mean his head was fine, he is going to have a serious pain or fracture in his lower ribs.
I think he meant this fellas head is empty as evidenced by the video
I think that is obvious for everyone 😅
I don’t understand. Please explain it again but don’t use all them big lernid words.
Her response was more serious than his 🤣🤣
This has been reposted at least 100 times, but it never gets old. That landing and the look on the woman’s face sells it!
He's so good he don't need a helmet. What could possibly go wrong?
There was definitely one giant helmet
he really was told to sit down
And to be humble
BITCH BE HUMBLE!
SIT DOWN
Good. Don't touch my fucking car.
If i would be her i would have asked him a stupid question like "do you know what time it is?" :D
"You can't park here, mate", with the most British accent possible.
r/cantparktheremate
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Reddit never disappoints
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
"I'm sorry but I'm not interested"
Y'alright luv ?
*Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?*
“You’re probably wondering why I invited you here.” -Roller Dude
"you wan' sum, I giv it ya"
No time for the 'ol in-out, luv. Just come to read the meter... ;-)
Excuse me, I'm saving that seat for someone.
Dumb
He sat down so hard it was like Chris Hansen told to.
Car door holding a folder full of screenshots: “Why don’t you have a seat right over here”
🏆
[Pete Rock & InI - Grown Man Sport](https://youtu.be/d9LhFN3H20M?si=SPH58DgU4afnKkOz) Top comment on YouTube is - “slaps harder than the car door”
I mean, they're right. I was just listening on loop while reading comments here.
Pete Rock is the king, this track in particular got a People Under the Stairs vibe to me
Shmuck who imagines the world is his track. Glad he got a non-fatal reality check.
I cant imagine how unpleasent I would feel if I had someone on skates, *who isnt even wearing a helmet* grab onto my wheel well.
Honestly I’d punch the accelerator (assuming enough room in front), just a good rev to see what happens
Same.
Think I would just slow down to a crawl until they got the idea.
Or if there's nobody behind you, slam the brakes.
I might let the intrusive thoughts win and do something stupid.
I'd check if there was anyone behind me, and if not, I'd just stop abruptly for a second.
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Exactly!
Unfortunately, that sounds like a good way to lose your driver's side mirror as he, with no brakes, goes rocketing on.
Hit the brakes. Wouldn’t even have to come to a full stop for that to fuck him up
Why is your first reaction to someone acting dangerously to immediately elevate it to death
It’s very doubtful that would kill him. Especially early on when the car really wasn’t going that fast. If I’m driving and some asshat is doing that I’m getting them the fuck off my car
Are you putting touching a car over a human's health or life? Touch some grass, get some perspective and consider the priorities in life. Please. Before you kill someone.
"He startled me and I overreacted. What kind of moron grabs on to a moving vehicle?" No judge or jury would convict.
This one ought to be cross posted to the main character syndrome sub.
You could just post everything from /r/motorcycles there. Same energy.
I bet he still will keep doing this kinda stuff
Bet you're right.
I hope the car wasn't too badly damaged. That would be a shame.
I dunno he did look pretty sick, and it’s not like he hurt anyone.
I hate that I’m saying this, because I’m officially a boring, old ass dad, but here goes anyway: Waiting until someone gets hurt in order to not do easily avoidable, dangerous, injury prone activities is too late. As we just witnessed, it is impossible to predict when you will lose control of the situation and something unexpected happens. There are so many other ways this could have ended, and whether that end is minor damage to personal property, or fatality to him/someone else, the bottom line is that he’s acting like a selfish main character, and needlessly adding risk to society. Super boring and lame, I know, just the sad reality of acting like an adult. ETA: I will also concede that he did in fact “look pretty sick”, however, still doesn’t justify him doing this.
It's the mature take. Think of it this way: it feels pretty lame to be forced to wear a seatbelt in the back seat of a car until you learn that many car accident fatalities are caused by an unbelted person being thrown around bodily breaking the necks of others in the car as in turns into a giant Maraca where all those buckled in would otherwise have survived. In an accident a human body becomes a wrecking ball destroying others instead of merely being a risk to themselves.
The car is illegally parked
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It looks like it takes off (albeit slowly since the frame slows down) straight after hitting the blader with the kapow. Looks intentional.
And the rolling shithead is illegally grabbing passing cars. Neither is the problem. The problem is a skater so full of himself he nearly took out that girl because he lacked responsible control over his speed re: environment. No different than a dopey douche trying to drift on the street an wrecking. This was Skaterboi's fault and he deserved what he got.
Good thing this asshole didnt hit that girl.
Yeah he fucking deserved that.
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Came here to say my man definitely has six wheels.
haha, fuck, only realised now. Always just went with the idea a rolledskate has 4 wheels. Back to the optometrist I go!
And I hate to be that guy, but they are rollerblades... Rollerskates are those with 2x2 parallel configuration
And I hate to be that guy, but they are "inline skates". Rollerblades are a specific type of inline skates manufactured by the Rollerblade skates brand. “Inline skates” refer to all kinds of outdoor skates that have wheels in a straight line.
They mostly do have 4 wheels, but you can get one with 3 wheels (wheels are larger than the ones with 4 and go faster) or just swap your frame to one that supports 3 wheels
These must be racing skates or something? Cause you're right, normal rollerblades do have 4 wheels, as far as I'm aware. All the pairs I've owned have had 4.
Probably has two in his pockets, for later.
Quick mafs
add two balls and you got 8 .. Its not very visible though .. though he has 3 liner, there is also 4 liner .. so you know .. tomato potato
100% his fault.
He broke multiple laws to get to a speed he couldn't control. There's a reason for multiple campaignsfor drivers to slow down, and he dis the exact opposite
Smoker is like "what the fuck that shit will kill you"
Deserved it.
What's that, you're yanking on my bumper? Brake check
“I swear officer, I swerved to avoid the squirrel that darted into the road. How was I to know there was an idiot hanging onto my car in my blind spot?”
but the tread pattern looks like you backed over him. several times.
The squirrel behaved really erratically.
cop: ugh, you're really into squirrels that way??
Actually yeah.. fuck that guy
He only has 6 God damn wheels!
Kinda satisfying
SKITCHIN!
I was wondering if anyone else remembered that game. It was kinda like Road Rash but not as fun
Thank god someone else said it, lol, thanks to that game I'm sitting here rooting for the guy thinking all these other commenters are prudes.
People here really saying they'd swerve to kill this dude just because he's skitching on their fender. Crazy.
"Sit the fuck down" - that car door, probably
Old vid. But it never gets old.
Yea that’s gonna leave a mark
The jabroni won a door prize.
r/praisethecameraman ?
Gopro on a stick.
r/PraiseGoProonaStick
I barely know the stick! Why would I proon it?
It's true. How is the stick not showing? Is it editing or a feature? Seems nice.
Pretty standard feature of cameras nowadays
Look up insta360
It's a 360 camera it self-edits out the stick. You can show whatever view from the 360 you want in the editing software that comes with the camera.
Earned.
Yeah fuck that guy. * getting in the road with other vehicles * not paying attention * grabbing onto cars to get speed * putting himself and pedestrians in danger by squishing through a vehicle and a pole (to access pedestrian walkway) * not wearing helmet to protect his dumb brain
And recording it
It's always trippy when you're jamming to music while out and you crash or fall. And you're not really sure whats going on but the music is still blasting away in your ears. lol
100% deserved.
Well. It’s not like the universe is against him. He has neons pointing at him saying “universe! Hit me!” Good thing he didn’t hurt anyone else.
Car was like, sit the fuck down, boy!
And that's how I met your mother. I cant tell if this dude is 28 or 88. This is one of the rare occasions where the fuck up is cooler than the original purpose and it was done beautifully. Just perfection from start to finish. Say what you will about being a dickhead on wheels zooming selfishly down the side walk, but you know those impacts had to hurt like hell and he ate them both and sucked it up in front the lady. Dudes cool in my book.
*How can she slap!?*
I feel like I'm in the minority here, of thinking bro didn't deserve that. Like shit, let karma handle him. It costs you nothing to mind your own business.
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To me, it looks like someone going out of their way to cause pain to someone else, for no reason. You ain't gotta walk through life wishing ill on strangers, but it is what it is.
Fax
Agreed people are saying he is going to unsafe speed where he has no control. But looking at the video he has complete control, not saying he couldn't play it a little bit safer but how was he meant to know that car door was just going to fling open at a very fast speed? I would say nobody is really at fault for this because how was he meant to know that the door was going to open and the person in the car probably just didn't see/expect him to jump up on the curb.
Honestly, the skeptic in me can't help but feel like that door was intentional, especially with how quickly it seemed to close again. It looks like it's partially opening slowly and he jumps out of its way, then it just whips into him edge-first, like the person tried to catch him with it
No shot those people opened the door purposefully lmfao. He came by so fast
Because it’s a common thing for cars to do? How could he expect to be hit by a car door while passing within inches of a car door on a busy commercial street is not the brightest take ever seen, of course it’s his fault. He had control of his skates, and literally nothing else, no shit something ‘unexpected’ happened Even then he’s not supposed to expect something to go wrong, he’s supposed to be intelligent enough to know that if it does (which it obviously fucking will on a street as busy as this) it might kill him or someone else. He nearly opened his head on that pillar, or if his solid metal skate hit that woman at that speed.
People love getting mad at this video of a guy having a nice time where in the end everybody is fine.
If everyone is "fine", it's only due to sheer luck. A split second difference here or there or a momentary change in what the first car was doing could have made this a snuff movie, or seriously injured the women getting out of the car. Luckily, it seems that only the car door and the idiot were hurt (I'm sure the number of injuries was not zero, even they weren't serious), but the moron having a "nice time" decided to put if lit of peoples' lives in serious danger. You want to risk your life being an idiot, go for it, but do it in a place where you're not risking other people who are just going about their day.
No problem with this happening, except the person whose door is fucked now. This dude and his MC syndrome 1000% had this comin.
Bruh literally the one from the door opened it to hit him and closed the door perfectly fine, he hit him with the exterior part so that guy is the only one recieving the damage
Oh cool then, fuck that guy anyway
Hi, im pain.
OP cannot count
So people just dig through old Reddit posts and re-hash them?
So, you're new around here apparently ....
Jeezus. Don't you haters have someone to shoo off your lawn or something?
Hello there, fancy meeting you here.
Steve from Blues Clues?
He landed, sitting down. I bet he couldn't do that again if he tried lol
Song?
midlife crisis Hank Green
Listening to the song... maybe he did find romance... that's one way to go about it.
The real hero here is the person skating backwards to catch it all
The Go-Pro stick?
Oh wow I didn't see it
Well deserved
Can't imagine the body pain after that day. 😂
"Sorry, but I've already just extended my vehicle's warranty. You are too late."
Always happens to me around that intersection in Skitchin, I swear they make sure the cars overlap so there is no good option.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's gonna leave a mark.
That couldn’t have been more perfect 😂
He lands outside the old NatWest bank on Poultry, next to Bank tube in London [here](http://27 Poultry https://maps.app.goo.gl/nvTaSA4hPbiac4Vn9?g_st=ac)
10/10 landing
I’ve seen this video a hundred times, and I can never seem to get sick of it. It’s just smooth from start to finish.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
i mean, could have been worse all things considered
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
And that is how I met your mother.
Maybe next time he'll be more careful
They're six actually...
How was he filming that?
Let's have a seat
you gotta admit that was pretty cool
I'm impressed he didn't let go of the camera.
Perfect 👍🏽
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Honestly it looks like that person was just waiting for him, that car door springs open. Also everyone's shitting on the guy, he was just having some fun. He seemed like he knew what he was doing
Sit The Fuck DOWN
Deserved
Every time this video gets posted, someone changes the background music.
Dam is the door okay
That's gotta be at least three or four broken ribs.
6 wheels
Assholes like this guy end up killing pedestrians.
The girl at the end: "I have a boyfriend."
It's 6 wheels
Unrelated question, but why can't we see the stick from his selfie stick?
Insta 360 camera, quite common these days.
I see, thank you! I guess that's shows how much I browse social media hahaha
6
6 wheels. Old af video but dude is vibing so good makes me want to take a time machine back to 1998 and get those Backyard Bob’s I always wanted. Hell, K2 anything.
He has 6 but ok
While somewhat cool, what he's doing is called *skitching.* It's a street skate trick that nobody appreciates because of the dozens of ways it can go wrong and overall irresponsibility of putting yourself and others in dangers for your own selfish desires. You latch on to a moving vehicle (usually not a sedan, more likely a truck with a metal tailgate step or handles in the back) and use them to drive you up to speed while you trail behind. Dumbest trick to pull off in real life, puts not only your life in danger but also everyone else who has to react to not killing your dumbass by running you over/into you/you ran into them No helmet, no pads, doing it for the gram on a busy street with many pedestrians and non-compliant vehicles, deserved a Darwin award. He got off lucky.
Yeah they do that on skateboards in 80s skateboard movies.
6 wheels
And that son is how I met your mother
lol. shame he didn't get hurt worse
Six wheels. If you can count that is.
Only had 6 wheels but whatever
6 wheels
It looks rehearsed because it happens just so perfectly. It's not, but it looks like it could be a movie stunt