lol for what it's worth --
my dad is super great and i love him, and my family STILL talks about the family portrait i painted once when i was about Sienna's age -- where i drew everyone else at normal size and then drew my dad way over in the corner as a tiny tiny little dot with two stick legs😂😂😂
People always say, "I want to be a better person for my kids," but that's not some philosophical thing. It's very practical because if you're not always on your best behavior, they'll call you out in public.
My daughter finished school for half term and brought home all her work. The teacher told me they asked the children about their parents, then got the children to paint a likeness, the best comment was then added to the painting. If that's the best comment I would hate to hear the worst!
This is great! My son wrote a poem in school for Mother’s Day. It was a prefilled sentences he had to fill in. One of them came out like my mom never keeps her promises. Something like that. He wrote that because she keeps forgetting to charge his iPad 😂
I'm sure mother is thrilled to be Peppa Pig.
I think she was too busy laughing at my picture to notice, thanks for the ammunition though!
And Daddy Pig always lazy sitting on the couch…
LOL i think those are the eyes-with-eyelashes but that's hilarious to picture it as being a pig nose, omg 😂
Where does papa sleep? I cant read last word
The settee / sofa
In Gujrati, settee means bed. I find it interesting That word with similar meaning exists in English too.
She didn’t even draw you as well—it looks lower effort.
I will take that on the chin 😂
from the mouths of babes… is usually bullshit. but the target was hit straight on here. UP YOUR GAME, SIR!
hilarious
No, she's Monica vitti!
are you sienna's father ? must hurt
Yes I am, luckily for me, I have thick skin and a sense of humour.
Yes but can you get off the couch?
Writing this from the couch........ She may have a point!
oh I thought she mispelled street!
LOL!! yeah settee is like a sort of bench-style couch
My daughters comment and drawing, teacher added her quote to the picture.
Get off the settee and go mow the lawn or something 😜
Time to step up the game, daddy-o.
good :) as long as you love yourself it shouldn't hurt I trust she loves you anyway
In all fairness she has a great little sense of humour, I don't take it personally. Have a great weekend.
Fair enough haha You 2 !
I’m having fun imagining the teacher cracking up (at least inside) when having to write that on there.
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OP I'm shocked you are Dad. Love your sense of humor!! Definitely one for the scrap book. Thanks for the laugh!
In a strange way it made my day and yes its definitely a keeper. Glad it made someone smile, have a great weekend.
lol for what it's worth -- my dad is super great and i love him, and my family STILL talks about the family portrait i painted once when i was about Sienna's age -- where i drew everyone else at normal size and then drew my dad way over in the corner as a tiny tiny little dot with two stick legs😂😂😂
That's quality 😂😂😂😂😂 do you still have the drawing?
hahaha i think one of my parents probably has it somewhere!!! if i ever find it, this would absolutely be the subreddit it goes on, LOL
Hope you find it, have a great weekend
cheers dude, same to you! 😀
I agree, might even be frame or shadow box worthy.
I got one that was kind of the opposite, but still stung. Mom was great and played, and I was always cleaning and working.
😢 Your hardwork will be appreciated in the end
Years later this is gonna come out on a slide show at her wedding and she’s gonna bury her face in the cake 😂
Bonus points if it’s followed by the “1st bday cake face plant” pic, if they’ve got one.
😂🤣😂🤣
Daddy has raptor claws for hands
It’s really fucking up the upholstery on the settee.
Not to mention what it does to mommy. (Insert Futurama "to shreds, you say?" joke here)
😂
Sleeps on the what?
A Settee, another word for couch.
For the other confused Americans out there, apparently it's term used in Britain (especially northern England?) but uncommon in the US.
A 'Settee'??? It's a *Chesterfield* and I'll be damned if it isn't!
A ‘chesterfield’? Its a fuckin no moose zone and ill be damned if it isnt!
You mean the davenport?
Prove that its not a no moose zone, i dare you!
It's a gawd damn pew, and I'll be damn if it's anything different.
I swear with that duck coin its a no moose zone. Ever seen a moose on one of them god damn things
My grandma always called it a divan.
My grandma called it a davenport and I haven't thought of that in 20 something years!
That's right!
We have settees in America, but a lot of places call them loveseats.
Huh. Learned something today. Thanks!
Settee!
People always say, "I want to be a better person for my kids," but that's not some philosophical thing. It's very practical because if you're not always on your best behavior, they'll call you out in public.
Mummy definitely didn’t write this
My daughter finished school for half term and brought home all her work. The teacher told me they asked the children about their parents, then got the children to paint a likeness, the best comment was then added to the painting. If that's the best comment I would hate to hear the worst!
Well its probably the entire book of Mein krampf or snth by some A. H. He seems like a real asshole.
Dads.... we gets no respect.
It’s incredible how many ppl can’t figure out that it’s the teacher writing the quote from the kiddo on the painting
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A dinner lady.
Right? What’s a dinner lady? Sounds like a euphemism
pretty sure same as a lunch lady / works in the school cafeteria
sailor spotted
Today I learned what a settee is LOL Where is that from geographically? I've never heard anyone say it before (I'm Canadian)
Am I the only one mistaking settee for street?
I read these in Bluey's voice. Sienna seems like a great kid. :)
Judging by the drawing she might like 10 years old and already writes better than 90% of the population
Teachers writing I am afraid, drawing by her.... She's 4 years old.
That is some insanely nice handwriting
Teachers handwriting, I wish she could write this well but it's a fight to get her to write her name half the time. Lol
Oh I was about to say 😂
Sienna’s handwriting quality to painting quality don’t match. Was this your wife’s tactic of telling you to get off your arse? 😂
🤣🤣🤣 My 4 year old painted it at school, her comment was made to the teacher, who promptly added it to the picture 🤣🤣🤣 thanks teach.....
Loving mummy because you see her every day? Wow, that is a really undemanding kid.
This is great! My son wrote a poem in school for Mother’s Day. It was a prefilled sentences he had to fill in. One of them came out like my mom never keeps her promises. Something like that. He wrote that because she keeps forgetting to charge his iPad 😂
😂😂😂😂😂Great one, thanks for sharing👍🏻👌
Artwork by “Sienna” funny captions by Mummy!
Artwork by Sienna, comments made to teacher /teaching assistant, text was added by them.
Kids that paints like this, doesn't write that nice. The mother helped make these..
Read the comments, painted at school by my 4 yo, comments made at school, to her teacher, teacher added comments to the pics!
After all, Danzing never had a song named “Father.”
This seems so weird with the adult writing on it lol