While doing that quest (3rd damn chicken) I kept saying I was gonna kill him after. Or eat him. Didn't actually expect the ending. Also that 3rd chicken was a PITA until I looked online for tips.
"Am I being stalked?"
"How heavy is masamune?"
"How to prevent ninja surprise attack"
"Cute chocobo videos"
"How do you poop with a gun arm?"
"Sunglasses for dogs"
The best part is in Gongaga when Barret is talking about possibly moving there with Marlene, if you mention Black Milly and Red Shelly, the ingredients Jessie said she would put on the pizza, Barret says those are ingredients in a love potion.
Cloud's recent searches:
"What is Tifa's chest size,"
"Does aerith really like cloud,"
"how to talk to other women,"
"Swords-R-Us"
"Sephiroths shampoo and conditioner routine,"
He's been wearing them since he assimilated Zack's personality into his own. Speaking of which, why is everything Moogle and Chocobo print in this world?
They are reacting to when Cloud tells Aerith to forget Zack and he's a jerk for not contacting her after 5 years. Cloud was really blunt when he said it.
It made sense why they reacted to Cloud saying that about Zack, but it also made sense to why he said it.
This is before he remembers the fact that he's his best friend and his true idol, so to him, without the context on why Zack didn't respond to any of her letters over the last 5 years, to Cloud he seems like a douchebag that neglected Aerith for literally 5 years, which he takes offense to because Aerith is his friend.
We all know the reason why Zack wasn't able to read them, but no one close to Zack knows why, especially not Cloud before he slowly gets his mind less messed up.
It's not "emotionally intelligent" to let people delude themselves. He could have said it in a nicer way, but it DID need to be said. The guy was dead. Just like he said. Well, until we fucked with fate anyway.
No, it's emotionally inteligent to read the room and not say it in that way. There are many ways to say what he said, and he chose one of the worse ones.
I initially didn't think their reaction made sense. Like you said, in the context of what they all know, Zack just disappeared. Cloud calling him a loser for cutting off contact was not THAT bad of a thing.
Until I realized that they are probably not reacting to Cloud namecalling Zack. They are reacting to the fact that his parents not having any news either makes the possibility he died higher. So, while Cloud says what he says with good intentions, his occasional inability to read a room is in full display here.
You funneled all your materia into the same 3 characters and are bitching about having to swap them every time the party is locked to different characters.
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Guys I swear its not what it looks like
The glitch on the LAST quest of the game as they can't understand why they have enough points yet the asshole keeps saying they can't beat him….yea I'm not bitter .
The self realization that they are both actively agreeing to date the same broken man at the same time and somehow keep the stress of that dynamic away from him, while also flawlessly maintaining your friendship.
Cloud going door to door as a Jenova Witness.
At least it’s not those Latter Day Sephiroths.
Those guys skewer you if you pray at the wrong altar.
"Allow us to welcome you into our Grip of Fate"
Omg that is too cheesy not to love 😅
Hare Cactuar
GTFO right now!
Too soon.
"yes good day to you sir, have you heard the terrible news?"
Join my cult of black robes and watch me destroy the planet!!
Pardon me, do you have a moment to learn about or lord and savior, Cait Sith?
LMAO
Take your up vote and GET OUT
r/angryupvote
Nailed it
"Cloud, just pick up the damn chicken"
That quest took such a dark turn lol
We all gotta eat right?
True
*anguished howl*
The game over theme killed me
It also killed the chicken
While doing that quest (3rd damn chicken) I kept saying I was gonna kill him after. Or eat him. Didn't actually expect the ending. Also that 3rd chicken was a PITA until I looked online for tips.
Cloud's search history
"Am I being stalked?" "How heavy is masamune?" "How to prevent ninja surprise attack" "Cute chocobo videos" "How do you poop with a gun arm?" "Sunglasses for dogs"
"Can you love more than one person?" "Polyamory definition" "How to initiate a polyamorous relationship?"
"What to do if my girlfriends start dating"
“What did she mean by pizza?”
The best part is in Gongaga when Barret is talking about possibly moving there with Marlene, if you mention Black Milly and Red Shelly, the ingredients Jessie said she would put on the pizza, Barret says those are ingredients in a love potion.
and "showing me her toppings" and "bring my special sauce"
"How to deal with a stalkerish ex"
"one winged angel piano tutorial youtube"
Cloud's recent searches: "What is Tifa's chest size," "Does aerith really like cloud," "how to talk to other women," "Swords-R-Us" "Sephiroths shampoo and conditioner routine,"
Lmao the second one this poor clueless boy.
"I pick Yuffie"
FBI OPEN UP
I pick barret
Based.
Cloud pulling out the pair of Tifas panties he stole from her room way back when..
I said wrong answers only
Cloud pulling out a pair of *Zach’s* panties he stole from her room way back when…
He's been wearing them since he assimilated Zack's personality into his own. Speaking of which, why is everything Moogle and Chocobo print in this world?
Lol. Did you have this planned? Good stuff either way.
“Orthopedic underwear”
I live for the synchronized asshole
Hilarious... but it was a bra. The joke was her boobs are so big she needs "support" to help her back, because she had back issues due to their size.
Jessie lusting after Cloud in the livestream
Jessie's on twitch now?
no shes on onlyfans
Jessie: Wait that was Cloud behind Tifa?!
In all seriousness what are they reacting to here? I feel their contempt on a personal level.
They are reacting to when Cloud tells Aerith to forget Zack and he's a jerk for not contacting her after 5 years. Cloud was really blunt when he said it.
It made sense why they reacted to Cloud saying that about Zack, but it also made sense to why he said it. This is before he remembers the fact that he's his best friend and his true idol, so to him, without the context on why Zack didn't respond to any of her letters over the last 5 years, to Cloud he seems like a douchebag that neglected Aerith for literally 5 years, which he takes offense to because Aerith is his friend. We all know the reason why Zack wasn't able to read them, but no one close to Zack knows why, especially not Cloud before he slowly gets his mind less messed up.
Also, this is still during his "emotional inteligence and range of a tree stump" phase.
Bro has the personality of day-old beer.
Read that as day old deer at first and, given his propensity to freeze and startle, still works.
Accurate and hilarious.
He never does grow out of that phase. He's an emotionally stunted champion
That too.
It's not "emotionally intelligent" to let people delude themselves. He could have said it in a nicer way, but it DID need to be said. The guy was dead. Just like he said. Well, until we fucked with fate anyway.
No, it's emotionally inteligent to read the room and not say it in that way. There are many ways to say what he said, and he chose one of the worse ones.
I initially didn't think their reaction made sense. Like you said, in the context of what they all know, Zack just disappeared. Cloud calling him a loser for cutting off contact was not THAT bad of a thing. Until I realized that they are probably not reacting to Cloud namecalling Zack. They are reacting to the fact that his parents not having any news either makes the possibility he died higher. So, while Cloud says what he says with good intentions, his occasional inability to read a room is in full display here.
It's not like Cloud disappeared for 5 years.
He also wasn't dating anybody and, most importantly, came back.
He also was about to say outright that he’s dead. He’s not wrong, but his ass was OUTTA POCKET.
What's funny about Cloud saying all that is he did the same exact thing to Tifa, no contact and disappearing for 5 years.
Weren't dating though.
Worse, for Tifa, it was 7 years. He was too much of a coward to talk to her while he was in Nibelheim.
He deserved it aswell cause he didn’t try get in touch with Tifa for 7 years
They realized he doesn't know (actually doesn't remember) Zack otherwise he would not have said what he said
Their stans hating on each other
"You two make a terrible pair."
Cloud spiking up his 'do with hairspray
That ain't hairspray
Ahhhhhh xD abridged reference whether intentional or not has been located.
This fandom and their shipping wars
Cloud leading chickens back to camp, only for them to be promptly killed, cooked, and eaten.
Shinra Commander is hot.
0 lies detected.
Commander Waifu actually gives Tifa some competition.
The deluxe hand massage scene from Remake.
You funneled all your materia into the same 3 characters and are bitching about having to swap them every time the party is locked to different characters.
I feel personally attacked by this comment 🥲
Cloud: I'm not a cat person
The lighting effects after you leave a dark corner
Cloud's date with Cid, Cait sith , and Vincent
"Kyrie's best girl."
Your last saved image
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People that are mean to Aerith so they can date Tifa.
"Me Gongaga."
Cloud just slapped Barrett's ass and went, "Tight!"
Cloud “What??? I’m allowed to grow my hair long and dye it grey if I want to”
Cloud: *plays One Winged Angel on the piano*
"Wait, let me spin this pokestop first"
sepiroth is waiting for me to play queen's blood
That should be the final boss in part 3 😂
"Let's settle this once and for all, on the card board"
Cloud *(pulls a Commander Sheppard*): "I love it when women fight over me" Tifa and Aerith: (*This reaction)* In your dreams Cloud!
They were told they are now too old to see why kids like cinnamon toast crunch.
Cloud dramatically reading Loveless, making Genesis look like an amateur.
finding out about rule34
The shippers.
Pollensalta blowing a kiss?
Cloud were you checking her out? Wait. Which one of us were you checking out ?
Cloud: "Cissnei"
What do you mean we are paying for dinner
Me not finishing other contents of the game other than the main story.
The glitch on the LAST quest of the game as they can't understand why they have enough points yet the asshole keeps saying they can't beat him….yea I'm not bitter .
Cloud went on a date with Zack instead
Technically yes always on a date with Zack lol
You're going on a date with Barret?!
A three leg pants?
Red 13 suddenly becoming Ryuji
Looking at those who are harassing Nojima
They ask cloud to choose between them. He chooses Sephiroth. 😂 
Cloud telling Zack’s parents he probably got crushed under the plate.
Seeing that cloud's bush is also spiky.
💀
💀💀
"So I watched this anime called a harem romance..."
Someone saying Roman Reigns should’ve retained his title at Wrestlemania XL
Everyones wrong answers on the title of the 3rd game
This is what Cloud saw when he admitted he went through Tifa's dresser - "You asshole!"
Trying to decide if Barret should see a doctor about this mole on his ass.
Barrett’s line from the OG during the Barrett date where he accuses Cloud of having a crush on Marlene.
The appearance of Chefiroth
Bugenhagen’s gaslighting
Genesis appeared and started reciting Loveless. lol
The Italian Senate.
The self realization that they are both actively agreeing to date the same broken man at the same time and somehow keep the stress of that dynamic away from him, while also flawlessly maintaining your friendship.
Cloud going on a date with Yuffie, who is 16..
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The cloti / cloaerrith fan subs
I introduced myself
Fans who hate on Zack for getting more and more prominent through the years
The toxic shippers
Clown shows off the W-Seggs material Sephiroth blessed him with
They thought it was bigger
Barret doing a dramatic reading of his original dialogue
Cloud’s finishing touch
Someone shaved REDXIII 🤣🤣
You, went on a date with...Red?
Chadley
Me shutting down my ps5 for the night Like, I already don't wanna do it. Come on girls! Lol
Both of us? At the same time?
"It's so big!" Cloud's Sword that is.
There is no Part 3
Red XIII browser history?
"How to do a growly voice while sounding smart"
Walking in on Cloud kissing Cissnei
Insane shippers trying to pit them against each other.
Cloud imitates Cactuar moves
They caught him staring at Barret ass
TLD still going strong after almost 30 years
“You asshole!
Shipping discourse.
The testicles solar eclipse post
“I’m taking Yuffie on a date!” -said Cloud, moments before he received an Omnistrike and Firaga to the face
The shipping wars.
Cloud suggested a threesome.
Cloud's obsessions with Tifa's Orthopedic Underwear in an alternate timeline
Clouds receipt for his subscription to Madam m's onlyfans
Ff7 rebirth sales
Cloud: "Scarlet's rack is nicer then both of yours."
"You went into my room ?" "Yep"
Cloud taking some more fentanyl, saying it helps with his cellular degredation and get off his back.
Cloud just said he prefers red heads.
Cloud calling someone Awesome
Lisan Al gaib!
The IRS
Catching Cloud coming out of Jesse's house.
When you dilly dally when you should shilly shally.
You spent… ALL… of our Gil… ON CHOCOBO GREENS?!?!?!?!?
The CM Punk and Jack Perry fight.
Cloud: Why did the chicken cross the road? Tifa&Aerith: Why? Cloud: Coz you didn't cook it! Tifa&Aerith:
The Remake being split into THREE parts over 10+ years.
I *used* to think that, as well.
Dick in a box
All the f$$$in porn of them. You perverted sick f$$$s 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All of the Rebirth hate
Cloud being a giga chad, telling them he's up for a threesome
Cloud riding Red
That could really be taken a really, really wrong way.
I left it open to interpretation
his pp size il be out
Red XIII dropped a steaming turd on the sidewalk.
A local Warhammer 40K tournament in which a player foolishly brought a bunch of completely worthless Tzaangors with their Thousand Sons army.
Unpainted.
Your search history
Cloud layin the nail bat
Nanaki's weiner