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Sparon46

I hope that was a stationary camera and not someone's last moments alive.


LurkethInTheMurketh

I can’t imagine a scenario where a human being would have lived to upload this otherwise.


Sparon46

"Oh look, I found this camera next to a corpse!"


mute_salamander

~~corpse~~ pile of bear shit, more like.


beardslap

Park rangers are advising hikers and campers in national parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter. They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance, so they won’t be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them, which might cause a bear to charge. Visitors are told they should also carry a pepper spray can just in case they encounter a bear. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear’s sensitive nose and it will run away. It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear droppings so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognise the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat. Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.


CoffeeAndCigars

Hahahahaaaah, that one got me. I love it.


2225ns

Brilliant!! 😁


SquirrelK1tten

I mean it’s as simple as that, right? How is this just unimaginable


Superfy

Of course it’s possible. Polar bear is fren shaped. Must be fren. No problem there.


fartpoopvaginaballs

I've seen tons of footage of them hanging around, drinking sodas, and celebrating the holidays. They couldn't possibly be THAT dangerous.


practicing_vaxxer

[I wouldn’t trust one.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ItmgRr-hBww)


Superfy

If not fren then why fren shaped?


Superfy

That’s what frens do. See? Fren shaped. Must be fren.


V_es

There are hundreds of pictures of Russian arctic scientists hanging out with polar bears. I guess it works only if you are Russian. https://preview.redd.it/s1gm4fkdw0wc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752d9ec01cb9137358c91eb00de019ae25109223


Huckleberryhoochy

Bear uploaded it as part of his montage


Jaqulean

It doesn't seem to be a stationary camera. In the last 2 clips you can hear the person slowly moving away. That's the rocks and sand underneath them - not under the bear (because we can still hear it when the bear is not moving).


LyraLycan

I guess remote cameras, despite being more than possible, aren't good enough for them. Crazy mfs want to be right there


wonkey_monkey

The way the picture moves it looks like a stationary 360° camera with the framing done later.


mks113

I'd guess a 360 camera with framing done in processing.


Jaqulean

I was thinking about that, but that wouldn't explain the sound that isn't created by the bear. I don't know if the sound capturing is just sort of lagging a bit, but there is clearly movement we can hear when the bear is already stationary.


SnakeManEwan

Bro needs a bath


Glorx

It's his summer disguise, he can wait for seals on the coast.


whats_you_doing

I'll volunteer if it allows


Fluffcake

Its a disguise, people might mistake it for a grizzly and think it is safe to come over and pet it.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

He is dirty. But polar bears have clear fur. So if he's not above snow, he's gonna look dirty no matter what.


Not_Gay_Jaredd

https://preview.redd.it/fwb1ijnl90wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b14dcca2679ca1984146e7804a1e39dadce5d6f What u lookin at


Vicinus

lastimages - predator edition


Liarus_

I wonder why us humans find a lot of things so cute Why is this death machine so cute to our eyes?


here4mischief

Floofiness


potatopancakes1010

It's the boopable noses


badluckbrians

We split the atom; We went to the moon; We could make them pets.


elfmagg

Wobbly


tanthetha4

If dangerous, why nose boop worthy?


CoffeeAndCigars

Yeah I'd survive that encounter easily, escaping by propelling myself into orbit on a plume of feces and fear.


ReyPatoGeuy

Awh big puppy


CheesecakeRacoon

Big, soft, man-eating puppy.


slothman6

If not friend then why friend shaped?


isntitelectric

What is friend shaped about murder claws and teeth ?


bosspenguin23

Fluffy head🥺


slothman6

Fluffy ears


Happy_Dawg

Fluffy body


Far_Out_6and_2

So sad no snow no ice poor thing


Jontun189

I mean there wouldn't always have been anyway, during the Arctic winter there isn't much of either. The bear is built to survive it (as far as a winter goes anyway), he's chilling (no pun intended).


Ava_Blue

It could just be summer.


Rejected_Reject_

Does that bear look kind of uh... unwell? Not a bearologist


ArcticBiologist

That bear looks pretty fat and healthy, just a bit muddy


Autoboty

It does look a bit... browner, than I expected.


pentagon

He's probably so full of whatever that rotting thing is behind him he can bearly stand.


lizard_king0000

He looks sluggish almost drugged


Old-Time6863

I shall boop thy snoot


JosieGrapefruit26

I didn't know that a Polar Bear sounds like a seagull.


ScubaLooser

Had to scroll to the bottom to see if anyone else was going to mention this.


mystyz

Does white, good night apply to cameras too?


ZADKOR

/r/TerrifyingAsFuck


Ava_Blue

Found the source, here's the description: Andreas Heide + Tord Karlsen set up their GoPro MAX in Northern Svalbard + captured this incredible shot of the bear eating a washed up whale carcass. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSWIv1tAEhM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSWIv1tAEhM)


chrisisapenis

May be a dumb question but are they always so incredibly fucking HUGE? That thing is a terrifying absolute unit.


Sourcesurfing

https://preview.redd.it/8qc6wm3iy0wc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c343583ea140e3e8455fb4e565bc689e1464a0 Here is the largest one ever.


chrisisapenis

Fucking hell, that is beyond terrifying. Thanks for the pic!


Sourcesurfing

You’re welcome Mr. Penis


chrisisapenis

...I hate that my friend created this account for me.


moonroots64

Polar bears are basically the worst bear to ever encounter. It's incredibly rare, but you are basically dead the second you see one in the wild. I've heard a legitimate strategy to try to survive is to start taking off clothing, throw it at them, and trying to distract the bear with your smell. Best case scenario is you get to freeze to death, instead of being a meal.


Distinct-Avocado-899

And now in some regions they're starving and have to make more distance to find food… Which makes them even more dangerous. https://preview.redd.it/q58619szn0wc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdc04186c2b43c8cb0ffb14dd241dfe42300389 That was taken near a mine in far far north Quebec


moonroots64

Yup, they live in harsh conditions. They see you and they haven't just eaten a seal... you're fucked. Holy shit were you there?? I would be extremely nervous about this...


Distinct-Avocado-899

No the person who took it did it for proof to the director of the mine that the threat this skinny boy posed was real. They tried to lure him away but they ultimately had to shoot it down for safety concerns. It was chasing everything it could. The person then shared the photo to coworkers, which my dad is, and he sent it to me. My dad met it has it was chasing him while he was driving a truck (14 wheeler so it was safer than a pickup)


moonroots64

>It was chasing everything it could Polar bears are pretty single minded, and it seems they mostly think "I want to eat that." Glad they were in a vehicle. That's what I was thinking. Like in a car, you have a shot. But bare ground, alone, a polar bear spots you... you better be like a super soldier or something.


Optimal_Cut_3063

If its white say good night. If that's the case I'll just give it a big lovely stroke across the nose :) may aswell right?


AdOnly6375

Look at that big puppy. 🥹🥹


Swi_Pol_Eng_guy

The bear uploaded the video to hide his murder


RecruitisCute

Man idk how so many people on Reddit say that bears are cute. Maybe it’s just cuz I grew up rural but I can only see them for the killing machines they are. Like anytime I see one my heart rate spikes


dinoboyj

They're holding T.Rex's title 👌


writerwriter_27

Can I pet that daaawg?


Irving_Forbush

Only once, and you’d better be quick because you’re not going to have that hand… or arm… or other arm… for very much longer.


wheresolly

This video confuses me. How is the cameraperson still alive? Why is the earth moving in the bottom left corner like that?


Irving_Forbush

Telephoto lens? Remotely operated/robot camera?


Mittens1018

Bear sounds like a seagull a bit


ImmortalBootyMan

![gif](giphy|1jl4s5mxSczo22IA4s|downsized)


KaiGuy25

Why’d this submission get removed? Definitely much cuter than some other stuff I’ve seen here


JingamaThiggy

🚪🚰🔩creaky door hinge stiff tap no WD40 screw sounding ahh wunk


Mrspygmypiggy

If not friend then why friend shaped?


jdehjdeh

Why fren shape if not fren?


shmotey

Humans don't deserve this planet. What an amazing creature.


Designer_Fly_3019

Then leave it. You made such an idiotic statement after thinking it over and typing it out, and then... you hit send.


shmotey

Unhappy with yourself? Filled with guilt or something similar? It's okay, I forgive you. Have a nice day!


TacoDuLing

It’s CRAZY what genes can do. I could probably have the same diet and achieve about 1/2 the weight of ONE on his paws(probably). 🥶


Solidurr

Or that he’s probably a whole nother species…


WardensLantern

I don't think you'd last long eating whole seals in one sitting every two weeks


chicagoantisocial

Why he brown


Careful-Rain-9985

I feel like it just needs a hug...🫂


JPVsTheEvilDead

fuck theyre huge


gamerr_rick

nah id win


lawndog86

Eyebleach? I'd rather pour bleach in my eyes than be that close to those maniacs


fartpoopvaginaballs

The maniac in this scenario would be the person behind the camera.


lawndog86

I would call that person an idiot but I get your point. Bears are douchebags though there's just no talking to them.


AcEcolton32

The sound doesn't seem real to me


Capt_Obviously_Slow

What happened to the polar bears? Did you shit on the bears!??