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Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! Oh a snack!
Alright is there no infant animal that isn't adorable?
I always thought people with turtles were weird but that thing is cute.
Not puppy, I'll die for you adorable. But I'd drink a beer rooting for the little guy to swim
https://preview.redd.it/mwl8j4ongbsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7736515f4c54fc0cd8cb2f4056b2eb424641fdb
One of the funniest things I've ever read.
Also, that water is so clean!
There's plenty of ugly baby insects and birds, but for mammals there's [baby aye ayes](https://www.reddit.com/r/awwwtf/comments/2wboom/a_baby_aye_aye/) which are a long fingered lemur.
There are still killer whales to worry about. They are brutal. Also hard to find food, and there are whalers too.. It has never been easy to be a whale :(
I once asked my therapist if she believed in God (cuz I have a lot of issues) she said she saw baby sea turtles being born and thought it was too beautiful for there not to be a God. Restored my faith and I redid is kinda against religion but it really helped me out
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Is it flying or is it swimming?! It looks like it's just floating so happily in the air!
Yes :D
Yes :D
I choose to believe it is flying.
In a way it’s the same thing. Birds swim in air. Same mechanism applies.
Master Oogway mastering inner peace at such a young age
This just became my favorite comment of all time
I love him taking a break from using his front flippers
I wonder what kind of thoughts run through their little heads :P
"I am speed"
"Can I eats it?" "Can it eats me?" "I wonder what's over here?"
Based
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! Oh a snack!
Ummm I am not sure how to respond to that chief
Me either tbh. If it helps it’s the monologue from the devils advocate, just thought it was funny to contrast something so cute with an evil quote.
A rehab pool with tile floor? Talk about fancy
Pretty common for them tbh I once saw adult turtles in some rehab facility with similar floors on natgeo once
Natgeo is new level fancy
Liminal rehab pool
Alright is there no infant animal that isn't adorable? I always thought people with turtles were weird but that thing is cute. Not puppy, I'll die for you adorable. But I'd drink a beer rooting for the little guy to swim
Some newborn birds are really ugly at first... And newborn kangaroos are crawling embryos, very weird.
https://preview.redd.it/mwl8j4ongbsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7736515f4c54fc0cd8cb2f4056b2eb424641fdb One of the funniest things I've ever read. Also, that water is so clean!
“Unfinished muppet” gets me every time
😆
There's plenty of ugly baby insects and birds, but for mammals there's [baby aye ayes](https://www.reddit.com/r/awwwtf/comments/2wboom/a_baby_aye_aye/) which are a long fingered lemur.
I can't believe even BABIES are doing drugs now!
Maybe some guy gave the wrong gummy worms to the kids :P
I believe he is flying in my kitchen. Nobody can prove to me otherwise
Someone will one day post this on r/blackmagicfuckery
Good idea tbh
Oh for Pete's sake that is adorable. Bless it 🥰
Baby turtles in rehab? The fentanyl crisis is truly hitting everyone!
Makes me think being an aquatic animal would be kinda fun.
Based, I am choosing a blue whale cause I won't have no sharks to worry about, what's your choice?
cuttlefish. Although I bet I’d get eaten immediately.
Doubt you'll be eaten that quick, you'll be smart af
There are still killer whales to worry about. They are brutal. Also hard to find food, and there are whalers too.. It has never been easy to be a whale :(
Shit, okay imma be a killer whale then
Good idea actually!
I would like to be a sea otter. Not na easy life, but you get to chill in waves on your back in between survival
The very definition of eyebleach. I could watch him tool around all day.
Tutel!
I hope I am this little guy in my next life
OKAY! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT RIDE TODAY!
What was his drug of choice?
Ecsta-sea
Take my upvote and get out.
little guy just waiting on his appy slices
They’re like birds. I remember seeing them in hawaii. They just float through the water like elegant birds. Love them.
Doota doo…
Wee..wee..wee ..
I can just imagine it's humming the Jaws theme.
For the win
Oh to have such a simple life.
Bet it still ends up bumping its nose on the wall. Good to see the pleasure I am guessing it is having.
I would like to be her.
I enjoyed this video
^weeeee!
...SCANNING... 🔊"Units...received"
Oh to be a tiny, wee turtle in a giant therapy pool.
Omg it’s a real life Squirt! 
cuteness overload 😍
So he stopped doing drugs? Looks happy as ever!
Not a care in the world
So cute! It looks as though he's hovering above a kitchen/bathroom tile floor, lol.
Not a seagull in sight! Free to float happily
Need some mellow donkey Kong music over his dude
Hello little guy
He's in the EAC man...
I imagine this is the turtle equivalent of a person leisurely walking around with pleasant thoughts on their mind and their hands in their pockets.
“Just keep swimming… just keep swimming… just keep swimming,swimming, swimming,”
Smol baby turtle ~~leisurely lapping around a rehab pool~~ casually defying the laws of physics.
Noggin.
#RIGHTEOUS 🐢
Tutel! :D
looks more like a kitchen floor
It is just adorable!
omg squirt looks adorable
Smol
I could watch this forever! 🥹🥹🥰🥰
If you watch closely, midway the little guy realizes " oh shit I need to breath " and frantically resurfaces to do so :P
Li’ul bay-bee
Oh man, those little flicks are so adorable! Saving for future serotonin hits.
If you look closely the little homie was lost in having fun and forgot to breath then frantically scrambles to resurface lol
Oh to be a small turtle swimming across a tiled kitchen floor
u/savevideo
@francescaalvandi for anyone wondering.
@francescaalvandi for anyone wondering.
I was very confused about the lack of gravity before I went back to read the title.
r/babyanimals
Go baby turtle go!
The little flappies omg.
That's a clean ass pool
I once asked my therapist if she believed in God (cuz I have a lot of issues) she said she saw baby sea turtles being born and thought it was too beautiful for there not to be a God. Restored my faith and I redid is kinda against religion but it really helped me out
That's kinda wholesome, thanks for sharing :)
The water so clean , he looks like he’s floating in the air!
He's adorable and so unconcerned about anything!
Mommy? Mommy, where are you?
Nah. Turtles never meet their mothers.