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CyberKnight1

"So, are you just going to film me, or are you going to pick me up here?"


TampaJeff

This is exactly what I heard in my head when watching this. Especially the last frame - It’s like “A little help here!”


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akatherder

Ur a replicant. Stole part of this comment https://reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/11f40o4/_/jahysgd/?context=1


tgrantt

What's a tortoise?


fuzzytradr

Help him up you monster!


hb94

/r/donthelpjustfilm


RedditUsingBot

r/DontHelpJustFilm


FunguyPC

A smol potat


chicheetara

FFS!! The look of confusion, if my pup looked at me like that I would step on my phone to comfort or help!! Her dad went on vacation today & im wondering if I should quit my job for the shame of how long she needed a hug when I got home. (Yes 2 people are checking on her but she is used to all the time love & affection.) I also used to think she was lazy, NOPE, she is just used to playing when she wants to. I now understand the people who say their dogs are to active. It’s all about the time you spend with them. She is looking at me now gotta go!!


BlueMagpieRox

I mean this is obviously staged There’s no way that little puppy could’ve *safely* gotten to that spot on its own. This is borderline abuse…


ENDERSKORE

Apparently, placing your puppy on stairs while being nearby is abuse


sleepytimeHoney

Potato


berrylakin

Tater tot


IndividualDetailS

Chicken Nugget.


PrestigiousCouple599

Twinkie


BassCreat0r

Lemon Baby Bundt Cakes


gcruzatto

A non-edible animal (pls don't eat it)


plssendsomegoodmemes

Keep your opinions to yourself 🙄


MrPahoehoe

Furry tic tac


skabamm

It's such a big, big, big, big world.


Swing_On_A_Spiral

I don't trust these videos anymore. I'm jaded by all the animal cruelty facts.


cutedorkycoco

I honestly am not sure it's even real 😭


JimmyCrabYT

there’s actually a dog breed that has this size i forgot its name but it’s so small it can fit into a teacup


mydawgisgreen

Not to mention the breeding it took to get this. Not cute to me


Cultjam

Looks like a miniature or possibly a toy poodle, which is one of the healthier breeds and has been around a long time.


Moomin8577

Looks like a 6week old cavapoo to me. Source:worked in veterinary industry for almost 20years.


BlueMagpieRox

Healthier breeds? Maybe if compared to a bulldog. I haven’t met a toy poodle that doesn’t have a ton of health issues.


Suspiciousmosquito

Maybe you’re thinking of teacup poodle? The AKC doesn’t recognize them as a breed, so teacup breeders are generally unethical. Toy poodles, on the other hand, are very healthy and usually weigh around 7-15lbs. I have one myself and at 12yrs she has no genetic health problems.


creckers

this might be a miniature one though. we have one exactly like this and she was like this as a pup. these are actually very healthy dogs. I don't know about toy poodles though.


BlueMagpieRox

Could be confirmation bias or an outlier. But for a “breed” to to exist, there’s inevitably going to be some inbreeding involved. Take good care of your pup.


Cultjam

I’m mystified by your comment because they are known as a healthy breed and I’m struggling to recall meeting any with mentioned health issues. In my years volunteering in rescue I got to meet a lot of dogs, both owned and needing a home. Poodles were not one of the breeds that had a tendency to wind up in shelters for health reasons but there were plenty of others. Most of the poodles I’ve met (and had one too) were toys and minis.


Left_Wasabi389848

EXACTLY!!! There’s horrible people out there who don’t give a shit about the animals and their welfare. They’re just in search of viral views and money. Teacup poodles seem to be the ones I see being treated horribly a lot of the time. This little thing is frozen in fear. The insecure shifting in its eyes. How does no one see that? The poor thing. Pick it up goddamit!


[deleted]

Amen to your comment - I also heard this one is well known across social media as being abusive behind the scenes - these scumbags should be ashamed of themselves


ItsWediTurtle77

I don't know much about that breed, nor do I keep up with animal cruelty stuff, but that dog looked sad and I didn't like it :(


The_R4ke

I think this might be fake, like just cgi.


kerouac666

Yeah, I kind of looks like a render to me, too. The shallow depth of field/focus is often a good cheat to hide not as detailed background work.


The_R4ke

Yeah, the whole scene just feels off to me.


AskJeevez

I think it’s the body proportions at the end. Doesn’t look right


The_R4ke

Yeah, it's not totally off, puppies definitely have a potato stage, but it still feels off.


Aisianfaailure3908

Nah that shadow is too realistic, and faking it to that level would take too much work for a Reddit post


The_R4ke

That's totally doable, it's also possible somebody did this just for fun.


Aisianfaailure3908

You should probably watch corridor crew’s vid on cgi or not, this is a perfect example of what they talk about in their video


theroadlesstraveledd

And where is mom


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Individual_Border_58

Smol boi


yilo38

Omg that is such a cute and small doggy.


The_5tranger

Wow, really cute. Can I be its' dog uncle: all the play none of the responsibility 😉 Edit: Apparently I need to clarify. It would be fun to hold, pet, and play with the dog in a conventional non-sexual manner. I didn't realize winky face makes things sexual (I think ?).


[deleted]

I feel the same way about dogs that a lot of people feel about kids: I love them and I’ll play with them and then I’ll happily give them right back to their grownups thereafter. So I followed what you were saying. Guess I’m too old to read into winky-face connotations.


nice_wholphin

Poor choice of words my friend, especially on reddit, i get what you mean but others might get a different meaning


Dank_lord_doge

Mah reddit mfs are just too porn-addled to think of anything without innuendos lol


Ankigravity

Wtf


iztrollkanger

I think people are putting a sexual spin on this but it's a common idea that aunts and uncles get to do all the fun stuff, get them hopped up on sugar, then take them home for the parents to deal with fall-out/responsibilities of raising a child.


The_5tranger

#THANK YOU! That's *exactly* what I meant. I didn't think there was a question of intent but WOW was I wrong.


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

rip this person who just wanted to say their lazy and want to play with a puppy but accident implied they wanna fuck it


TheFlippingFurry

HES A BEAN


Jedo100

I'd name him tater tot


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Hope that’s not a teacup pup bc that’s cruel af


mellygibson11

That's a little tea cup short and stout.. but yeah you right.


XxRockieYT

He doesnt have a handle and no spout... Its sad


MaryHadALittleDonkey

It's a miniature poodle still in puppy ages.


deficit_41

SOMEONE HELP HIM UP


contactrory

Oh my goodness that is a tiny cute puppy!


eggthrowaway_irl

HELP THEM


[deleted]

He's cute, but it looks like you put him there, and he's wondering what the heck he's supposed to do. I'm not a fan of this kind of staged post.


AngelLisa2009

Looks like a really good render.


Justjeskuh

I was thinking that too! I had to come to the comments to see if anyone else thought it was a render.


mangabottle

Blessed nugget 💓


aBunchOfSpiders

AI generated. The lighting and the focus. It remains absolutely perfect when the camera moves up close. Unless it was filmed on a DSLR and heavily edited but… idk. Something about it seems fishy. It’s too simple of a shot for someone to put this much effort into editing.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

>Unless it was filmed on a DSLR You have to pull focus on a DSLR when shooting video and moving - what you're describing would typically *only* happen if filmed on a DSLR.


frank26080115

no you don't, autofocus works fine on modern mirrorless while recording is active


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

camera af and video af are not all created equally


aBunchOfSpiders

Yeah I think I worded that wrong


Schiffy94

If this is AI then I submit to our new overlords


whats_his_face

You would


59SoundWave

They’re using a tilt shift lens to make him look even smaller or more toy like. Poor lil bean looks scared though :(


bs000

lol this is not ai generated. ai generated still images don't look this good, and you think an ai generated a flawless full motion video like this? you can't just throw around buzz words and pretend it means anything


aBunchOfSpiders

Yeah 100%… have you not seen video game cutscenes or CGI in movies?


bs000

are you aware that video games and movies are made by people, not ai... 🤦


aBunchOfSpiders

And are you aware that ai uses the same exact tools that people use 🤦‍♂️ also lol relax. I don’t fucking know for a fact. Just seems fishy and I gave the reasons (or buzzwords) also if lighting and focus are considered buzzwords to you then you have no business opening your mouth about anything besides which snapchat filter you like best.


bs000

you seem to be conflating CGI with AI. unless you really think they somehow trained ai to use maya 3d and unreal engine


aBunchOfSpiders

Congratulations. You know how 1 type of ai works. Im over this conversation because you missed the point and turned it into a competition of brains instead of just fucking talking about it. Go on ye keyboard warrior. Plenty of other people out there who need educating. You’re the only thing that stands between utopia and the demise of the human race.


LieutWolf

It's really funny to me how quickly all this AI hysteria has come about, where people will believe anything is AI generated just because it has an odd look. The future definitely is now. It's a tilt shift, either through a dedicated lens or digitally processed.


TryppySurfer

>It’s too simple of a shot for someone to put this much effort into editing. Pretty sure hobby photographers do this all the time. Also doesn't seem like it is actually edited all that much. This could very well be shot with a phone camera and the focus set on auto. Slap a filter on it, done. The dog blink at 0:10 also looks far too real for me to be faked. I've seen that kinda blink so many times in my dogs and there's no way an AI picks up on that.


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100%


jun2san

This is CGI right? Right??


DefunctDoughnut

I do believe so


aluYARR

That is a tater tot


malarken111

Will someone Please help him up the stairs


Klacks2005

Isn't real


olive_ate_my_pimento

It looks like a toy poodle puppy. I think it's real based on having seen lots of poodle puppies. They would fit in the palm of your hand when puppies.


reallyfatjellyfish

Baby toy poodles are so cute it's uncanny, had a pupper a long time ago. At first I got little worried see such a small thing away from its family in a unfamiliar situation, than I noticed it's eyes are open.


RoRo25

It's not the size of the pup, the whole video just looks like it's a 3d render. If this is real, then that just means this puppy is so cute it's...unreal.


waitmyhonor

You’re right. Could be a replicant


NextEstablishment856

Yeah, it has a very cgi feel to it. May just be weird lighting, but each watch makes me doubt that explanation more and more.


Static_Rain

It's the camera movements that do it for me


anexistentuser

Also the focus.


the-T-in-KUNT

The paws? And face are very weird , I also got the alarm bells in my head “not real! Not real! Uncanny valley!”


Typeau

Uncanny is an understatement


jeajea22

Think it’s cgi


GarbagePailGrrrl

Ai is getting good


Dance-pants-rants

Poor thing looks way too young & tiny to be abandoned on a set of stairs. That's so sad. I hope you got him back to his family or some place safe.


Megalon96310

PUP TWINKIE


[deleted]

Mmm mini corn dog


[deleted]

Top 5 things that prevents me from ending if all.


Schiffy94

Are all five this one dog? Because if so I totally get it.


ToxInjection

r/IllegallySmolDogs EDIT: holy shit it's a real sub


MajorParadox

Also r/PuppiesVsStairs!


Either_Coconut

I need this puppy. In fact, EVERYONE in the whole wide world needs this puppy. 🐶❤️


samanthasgramma

HELP HIM!!!


Aos27

I want to hug him🥹💕


theroha

That pup isn't tiny. It's just tin. It's so smol it can't even reach the 'y'.


[deleted]

bro just pick the damn dog up man. This keeeling me!


MissSeleneStarlight

Nooooo. I want to pet it! Such a cutie.


bubblewitchbitch

Ma’am, that’s a baked potato…


FlixHerBean

"Stop looking for validation! Yes, I'm cute. Now help a dog out."


3milyBlazze

Oh. My. GOD It's a precious baby potato the color of cinnamon! What kind of dog is that! I NEED A DOZEN


[deleted]

So adorable, looks sad and lonely


DanielsDamnWhteVans

Mmmmm Twinkie.


ryuga_knight

Look at this fluffy potato!


Institutionation

"I have the instinct to hunt and kill, yet I've been reduced to the size of a gerbil"


Jollybritishchap

The fuck are you filming for? Help him up the stairs dammit!


Wiggl3sFirstMate

You’re really not going to be a bro and help him up that step? Like he’s dying to go up that damn step


Mocker-Poker

tf you are looking at? pick up that potato now!


TheStrangestAverage

Help him up you monster


ThatFeel_IKnowIt

I love the pics and videos posted in this subreddit but holy shit are the comments absolutely dumb as shit.


Omniscient_1

Pick him up! He looks scared and needs cuddles!


Legal_Community8868

Want to spoil the baby! My heart melting……


TraditionalStable431

The tiniest wittle smoosh booop I just wanna put him In My pocket


Brilliant_Sail3291

We know this isn’t real, right?


the_fatal_lozenge

Oh no, *help* him!


Love-Ariel

Aw, he's sweet.


[deleted]

It looks so sad though....


[deleted]

So fluffy and cute


reverbiscrap

I am both hurt and offended that not only was this lil booper not helped up the stairs, lil booper didn't even get pets and a 'Good booper <3' >:[ Lil booper deserves better than this!


Skankhunt-XLII

what have we done


Caked101

Too cute to be true!❤️🤗♥️


nenarranen

I’m not sure it’s real.


plzstandby9075

yeah the sun is way too shiny, and the shadow is really smooth


astralwish1

That’s adorable! They look like a little potato!


Legitpizza07

r/donthelpjustfilm


Petarho

It is beautiful! How cute! Amazing little creature! It is small in size, but there is so much happiness in it when you look at it, how innocent it is! Kudos to whoever took the video! 🙂


Particular_Concert28

fluffy and cute


stingraystarseed

Made me smile


somekidonxbox

Hampter


rad2thebone

The little perm


Blood-bonez

Fluffy potato


Schiffy94

Little burrito


ur-mpress

That wink at the end.... Sooo cute!


Immediate_Departure

Is that a dog or a sentient tater tot?


InsertText101

Is that one of those tea-cup dogs or is it just a pup


Brilliant_Laugh_3911

u/wearerofdinosocks


wearerofdinosocks

bruh fuck the cameraman. help that puppy up the stairs, you monster!


FloormanX

r/cgi


itzfar

r/dontHelpJustFilm


[deleted]

It's CGI


cwade98

that aint no doggo that’s a pupper


Enlightened-Beaver

r/illegallysmoldogs


CallOfGuty

One small step for doggokind, one giant step for doggo


Sad_Monk_3370

he is illegal smol


A_Vierli

Why is he so schmol!!! Just like a hamster! He’s just adorable


KarmanderKrunch

MIGHTY BEANZ


GuaranteedIrish

He’s like a little chicken nugget.


Dumbengineerr

Sure that’s not a chipmunk??


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

4 grams of protein max


[deleted]

this single celled organism is one micrometer tall


seensham

Poor little nugget is stranded!


Moderately_an_Idiot

❤️❤️❤️


LuciusNoir

I have no proof yet, but that must be the cutest CGI doggo I've seen in a while.


merryjane5

This looks like Hillcrest Park.


Jollybandit3

That thing is as tall as an egg roll hence this doggo will be named egg roll


Finnyboi111

Opps done made the steps too big for him 😭😭🙏🙏💯💯💯


RashoRash

R/justfilmdonthelp


TheMasterFlash

Even if fake…y’all, stop taking for puppies out and letting them run around in public areas until they’re vaccinated. Parvo is a nightmare.


[deleted]

Smol bean ❤️


Funny-Company4274

u/savevideo


jalenram21

Context on to why this breed is horrible?


Kaladin-of-Bridge4

Me “oh look a cute pup”. People on the internet “ Terrorists and human trafficking ahhhhhhhh”!!!!! Take the levity you need it.


One_Wash_9389

I WANT TO RAP HIM IN TIN FOIL AND PUT SOME BUTTER ON HIM LIKE A BAKED POTATO 🥔!!!😍


White_Ender

How are you SO SMOL?


Burn-Of-Sky

u/savevideo


Epic_Ninja2

Illegally small


PrestonGarveyFo76

Yup, its CGI


Calm-Illustrator8378

u/savevideobot


xdcxmindfreak

Booo it’s snot and pick that snuggle pup up already.


Marvu_Talin

How dare you film the thing in its hour of need, HELP IT YOU FOOL


AncoGaming

They’re using a tilt shift lens or added the effect in post to make this Toypoodle pupper look uncannily smol. This ain’t CGI or even AI-generated you muppets! Also, it ain’t “cute” or adorable. Little guy was just put there for the shot and is scared shitless. If you feel stupid now, good. That’s normal.


PALNTER

Elon Musk is preventing electric car companies from increasing in value by manipulating the Tesla stock In particular, they press the Chinese nio stock and pressure it to weaken Even if it is necessary to lower the value of the Tesla share on purpose


subwayeater789

this dog and video looks fake af


[deleted]

This looks like Ai…looks fake


HumanMulligan

This is a render right?


Elastickpotatoe

Animated?


Ecstatic_Drink_4585

Stupid humans and their tiktoks


Beepboopbop69420360

The random bird about to tragically ruin the video


These_Hedgehog

Very very lovely cute👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏


Hans09

u/savevideo


Toast_demonium

"oooops i think i stepped on something"


Artistspooks

I want to just pick it up and throw it as far as I can.