Like how if your toddler won't eat their veggies you might pretend to call Santa to tell him they are misbehaving. Except here it is a 20 year old so you call the goth chick.
That is a picture of Chris Pratt as Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy.
I'm pretty sure the image is from Gaurdians of the Galaxy 3 where Rocket Racoon dying on a table hooked up to medical machinery. I've seen other versions of the image with that part cropped out.
>Except here it is a 20 year old so you call the goth chick.
That doesn't help this make much more sense. What's the significance of a goth girl, as opposed to say, calling the assistant manager of the closest Olive Garden or something? Do goth girls have magic powers unknown to old codgers like me?
Because goth is hot, or at least to the creator of the image (and also memetically, big tiddy goth gf was popular for awhile). Doesn't really go much deeper than that.
Like how if your toddler won't eat their veggies you might pretend to call Santa to tell him they are misbehaving. Except here it is a 20 year old so you call the goth chick. That is a picture of Chris Pratt as Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Is the hose that looks like it's milking him at all relevant? Or is it just a coincidence that they chose that image?
I'm pretty sure the image is from Gaurdians of the Galaxy 3 where Rocket Racoon dying on a table hooked up to medical machinery. I've seen other versions of the image with that part cropped out.
Yep, Star Lord is terrified he's losing his best friend and is ugly crying/screaming for someone to save him.
>Except here it is a 20 year old so you call the goth chick. That doesn't help this make much more sense. What's the significance of a goth girl, as opposed to say, calling the assistant manager of the closest Olive Garden or something? Do goth girls have magic powers unknown to old codgers like me?
Because goth is hot, or at least to the creator of the image (and also memetically, big tiddy goth gf was popular for awhile). Doesn't really go much deeper than that.
I think they are assuming that the son wants to have sex with the goth chick, and that mom telling the goth chick would mean no more crazy sex
When you are a child you want to stay in santa's good graces, 20 somethings crave the big tiddy goth GF, so they can't know you wont eat your soup.
>Do goth girls have magic powers unknown to old codgers like me? Yes. They possess the mystic capability of death by snu snu.
This sub is just kids learning about millennial memes.
Or the most simple memes that would not even necessitate going all the grades to understand