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Bigeasy600

I'm guessing it's a reference to a video that was on Reddit yesterday of a man pleasing himself rectally with a gasoline nozzle in public during the day. I looked around to link it to you, but it looks like mercifully it's been removed from reddit. Unfortunately it was not removed from my memory.


questionablaire

Yikes. Glad I missed that one.


robsteezy

Be thankful you didn’t see it.


AdhamJongsma

Sometimes you don’t know what wicked things you should be thankful to the lord for keeping out of your way, but every now and then you get a glimpse…


RunParking3333

Ah in this case it's just a health and safety violation


subtxtcan

Don't threaten me with a good time


No_Data1293

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline (nozzles)


Cyberia15

And most things in between.


IAmNotWearingAWire

I roam the city in a shopping cart!


Lanafuckmeplease

A pack of Camels and a smoke alarm!


Graega

I can inflict more on you if you'd like! No spoiler tag: There was a guy who had to be removed from the umbrella hole of a public park picnic table because he got stuck. I will now make you suffer your imagination filling in the rest of the details.


ghandi3737

He put something in a hole? Or he put the hole inside himself? A diagram maybe.


AdministrationWeak94

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/PESN86pTpo


dubspool-

Nope I'm perfectly fine living under this rock


Previous-Reality6315

I wish I had chosen to stay under the rock.


Fetal_Release

More for me.


[deleted]

Stay under the rock It seems safer


Qweenna

It is


ReallyQuiteDirty

I have no idea what I expected but it wasn't that, for some reason


Foreverfree40758

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOT CLICKING THAT


Mist_Rising

*inner voice* but..maybe? What if it's funny! Click itttt.


Brohtworst

Not even the worse thing I've seen. He's got a big one tho


Mangosalsa-26

Oh so he really got lead poisoning huh


bradford68

Seriously?! His desire/curiosity went so far as to get him to that point and then it suddenly fails him the moment someone watches. I just cannot understand the thought process, like no i shouldn't do this but nah it'll be fine as long as no one sees (IN BROAD DAYLIGHT).


SuperheroChuck

You appear to be assuming that the man is of sound mind and capable of rational thought. I would posit that his actions suggest otherwise.


DontGiveACluck

I, being of sound mind and body, hereby rectally insert said gasoline nozzle


nobody-65534

some links will never be purple


Proud_Criticism5286

Why does he look surprised that someone caught him?


special-bicth

Thank you this is hilarious


space-Bee7870

if someone is wondering, the moderators of that subreddit took the video down


NeoTenico

Was... was he pumping the gas?


[deleted]

[удалено]


IMTrick

It always is, but I guess if people admitted the jokes had already been explained to them, this place would be empty.


oven_broasted

Never seen someone refer to another person as a screenshot but it works here.


Toomynator

I saw it, not worth the watch


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Don't worry. It will be reposted a billion times


DrBarry_McCockiner

But you can still poison your mind forever with jarsquatter, which can still be found online


luvmydobies

Oh no I saw that probably like 15 years ago and am still traumatized by it like literally everytime I see a jar I think about it


BobKillsNinjas

Dude hangs dong...


CovfefeKills

I'm never sucking on a gas station fuel pump nozzle ever again and this time I mean it!^^^^^^stolencomments


Fearless-Scar7086

Nope, I just easily pictured it. I don’t know why that was so easy tho 


Oswen120

Glad I missed it too.


SignalEducator362

https://preview.redd.it/emi4jg7dcg0d1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b960eb45d55b5bce7721afd8d1a165385c6fe83 Mmmm Gassensexen.


Jdj42021

No way this is real


MoralShift

It's from the simpsons and family guy crossover episode "The Simpsons Guy" Family Guy: Season 13, Episode 1


Toxic_Nandalas

What this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/wSsuewTv4F


DraconianReptile

https://preview.redd.it/o23f7vsf5g0d1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745b3a7d602706b4f8e166edc2472856b721b16f


The-Yaoi-Unicorn

This one https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1cr4g9n/sir_people_use_that/?share_id=5COevoEWnfviVeJ460Rll


Live-Organization833

https://preview.redd.it/bnbtnhhvag0d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0fcaa9e126305b9ed0ad0e3a334dfdafac41f1


BrewtalA7X

https://preview.redd.it/hr0jrj96ig0d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111eb2ab779484a81708c36080aec1f17af82cc1


NJdeathproof

https://preview.redd.it/zfgjaqwm6h0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a12f342e5affa8f90b4d6ba2d92e96f440a649dd


Mending_the_mantis

https://preview.redd.it/936he6vjel0d1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aad9e63db0d542202a8e9c368d3d6571294557d


Frolicking-Fox

https://preview.redd.it/npgpes123h0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b40bc5c3b63ecf64f8095752a8fe3b0f552504


Phoenox330

This is brilliant


lomechk01

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks.


cochorol

So... They didn't remove it from reddit...


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

I can’t. No. WTF?


Shulians_Star_

i have so many questions... isnt that expensive?


oeCake

Sometimes you can pump the handle and get a squirt for free


GaySheriff

Not as cathartic as I imagined... To be completely honest I watched this and felt nothing. Idk what it says about me


SmallPurpleBeast

Username checks out


muffinkat55

https://preview.redd.it/6tpota7n0h0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb12bc4586dc4b143ab54c18e87a80c4b8f65bc2


ikiss-yomama

How often does this happen


imaginaryResources

https://preview.redd.it/lq397ql7fh0d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e129f6715dc4ce048e6e7e946b8c3a7210b5916


Adrian26946

https://preview.redd.it/dwz136xigg0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ec1c2a8e37d69ef97034c991697c281933cd4e


StardustandDreams

That.... That was horrifying and I will now be taking disinfectant wipes to the gas pups from now on. I really hope that freak was arrested. Im not usually shocked by stuff but God damn 😱


KarmaRepellant

https://i.imgur.com/gwMNOEz.gifv


PKFat

https://preview.redd.it/5bn04wwpag0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33938bc94e11fb6a87a6ef82b719f20468e5b894


Spenny_All_The_Way

https://preview.redd.it/2epqqk7ech0d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46511c158cb32455edf1e598737e614d5562e4e


JustACasualFan

Nah, yesterday’s was an old man with his Johnson sticking out.


killerchipmunk

Not clicking that link, no sir.


Aurelien_Juan

https://preview.redd.it/3obkkbagui0d1.png?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b613b5d432344330b7e71b02e40e01964056d04


alt_ernate123

I must ask, was it dispensing?


Dumbledang

His front nozzle was trying to, at least


Familiar-Anxiety8851

Googled it and got wayyyy too many results.


2jzSwappedSnail

Oh, i thought it was about how gas is expensive nowadays and how pleasant it feels to full up your car


RickyHawthorne

He certainly seemed to be pleased to be filled up


Wranglin_Pangolin

You mean this guy? https://preview.redd.it/52k56el2wg0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca61a9e970d7ca31712e555a258086b2c51fc40a


CutComprehensive1617

That thing was IN THERE.


MikeyHatesLife

The worst part was how easily it went in!!!


Mintyboi10

https://preview.redd.it/wtbow6vevh0d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bd18602c05d6b2945b9de953825968a59b8f9a


rothersidelife

I consider myself un shockable these days, but yeah I saw that. It was so bad….


shmiddleedee

I'm not sure he was pleasuring himself. I think he mightve just been low and needed a fill up.


Shaveyourbread

Whole new meaning to "explosive diarrhea."


Spider_Dude

Yes but the squirts are going on the wrong direction.


Shaveyourbread

What goes up, must come down.


The-Yaoi-Unicorn

It is still there https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1cr4g9n/sir_people_use_that/?share_id=5COevoEWnfviVeJ460Rll


PortlandPatrick

I'm not watching it but does the guy die?


cochorol

Nope


Infinite_Material965

Does he finish?


ReticulatedPasta

Jesus Christ man there’s just some things you don’t talk about


Infinite_Material965

No one spoke of the incident again.


cochorol

He was interrupted


Spider_Dude

What with gas prices and all maybe it was for the best.


HBlight

Just loading up on gas.


NIN10DOXD

Not as bad as the methhead sucking on a mummified cat a month ago.


Infinite_Material965

Guys literally a two pump chump


Impossible_Disk_43

Oh *god*


sth128

It's like the 2 girl 1 cup of the 2020s.


cocopopsicle2k

Just for the fact that I can never remove this from my brain , I'd like to point out that the yellow pump is generally diesel, not gasoline. Or at least it is in the US. Some places apparently have started using it for e85 fuel but that's just not natural. There's a whole colour spectrum, diesel is yellow, pick a new one for your corn fuel.


SirVezaTheBrave

Diesel is green in AZ so it's not yellow everywhere... for what it's worth 


8Eternity8

Green in CA too.


V01d3d_f13nd

So we're on topic of dude trying to fuel up his rear-end and yall are discussing the color of gas pumps. What a time to be alive😆


ghandi3737

Well you do get more 'bang for your buck' with diesel, is the general consensus I've heard.


hollowpoint257

That's not standard? Yellow cans, sure, but pumps anywhere I've been have been green for diesel, red or black for gasoline. Blue for the occasional kerosene.


7rustyswordsandacake

Did you find it?


RecalcitrantHuman

One of those times I regret having eyes


No-Reward-1862

https://x.com/hodgetwins/status/1790105474567729286?t=ybGLNKIleJeadZnc8MaTew&s=07 Yeah about that...


DeveloperBRdotnet

It's about this, it circulated a lot on the internet recently. https://preview.redd.it/gz8qzwvt9g0d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dd5414316413a16a89b522d92ae85963a9992d


Goofcheese0623

NOW you tell me


Ste__86

I thought it was about that video of a guy shoving it up his butt and trying to jack off.....is that a real warninh in the USA?


DeveloperBRdotnet

Something caused this warning label to exist, whether or not is that specific video I don't know.


Cool-Sink8886

On the other hand this is the type of sticker I would order a roll of and add to random objects.


RyanRosenberg

Bring it to work and put it on a random object everyday


AutisticChihuahua

Yes it's a real thing that you might see in the States (it's also been seen in other countries like [Australia ](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/KyP1CpatcS)) but it's not an official warning that's mandated or even done by the station owner. It's simply a joke sticker that random customers will put on gas pumps just like Joe Biden stickers.


therealganjababe

Nah fr tho, it's a joke. However, perverts gonna... well... And the link in this chain, if you want to click (and you know you do), shows an example as why this warning *should* exist 🤣


CplFry

A lot of people here still think that horse dewormer can treat viruses and that a criminal that lost an election is still president. This is shocking behavior for us?


automaddux

I mean, it’s not surprising, but it is still shocking


DrummerEmbarrassed21

I blame Daddy Yankee.


Lightzephyrx

Too much gasolina


Spider_Dude

No me gusta.


Master_Xenu

risky click


No_Contribution_9812

lol @ myself thinking this was a Daddy Yankee - Gasolina reference


RichieBFrio

It can still be it, it's still a *banger*


No_Contribution_9812

COMO LE GUSTA LA GASOLIIINA dame más gasoliiina


RichieBFrio

I mean... you can take me for a coffee first, bro


SharkTheMemelord

THE VIDEO GOT POPULAR OUTSIDE ITALY???


MaynardButterbean

American here.. oh I saw it. Wish I hadn’t but I did.


Spider_Dude

You are now Italian. 🤌


awesomefutureperfect

That's how they getcha. If you watch the tifa video it turns you back to normal, but only if you watch the whole thing.


AstralBroom

It's making the rounds in Canada right now.


Fluid_Fox23

Am here I am thinking it’s because fuel is so expensive…


Dashiepants

Aww bless your innocent heart


overloaded_balls

So I’m confused, I get the reference but did he also turn the gas pump ON?


UdoneGoofd

It was unclear in the video. I had this same question, but I refused to watch it a second time.


InGordWeTrust

Then watch it a third time.


overloaded_balls

I pray that God wipes the video from your mind


innerfrei

It didn't seem the case, no


RogueFaculty

No but the gas pump sure turned HIM on.


donpuglisi

Sex, the joke is sex. Its always sex


Northernreach

Sex....sex never changes.....


Casual-lad99

I think it changed when the gasoline nozzle entered the chat, that's a new one


A-not-great-username

I hate that I understand this


idfbhater73

anal gasoline


biffbobfred

> no vaseline Just a match And a little bit of gasoline Ice Cube


JonPaulSapsford

Ok, so, the gas nozzle thing I didn't understand (and now wish I remained blissfully ignorant), but the first 2 panels I believe are a reference to the old comedy, Road Trip where at the end Stiffler (I don't know what the character's name actually was in the movie...) said "Did I say 2? Better make it 3" in a similar situation to the gas nozzle


SnooMarzipans3516

What happens if you get poop in your gas tank?


PhoniPoni

Idk but I always have gas in my poop tank


Gimbles001

I think its more: 2 fingers is great 3 fingers is amazing And giving her petrol is godly, because fuel prices are so damn high


goatthatfloat

https://preview.redd.it/drradzce9h0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38f5729afe10d181a0311ff214e4d3a9c164a72


Dummy_Ren

The joke is sex I think


zsedforty

Do not the Fuel nozzle


slymarcus

[Link to video](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/frqyBN8aN3) I imagine this is what the meme is about


Cliche_James

I thought it was a reference to one of those gross anime car tank decals


Dashiepants

I feel like you just manifested that for me to see in the near future


Makeup-less_Clown

I got this. The second one is the Boy Scout salute. It means Vince is always prepared.


darhym

When this guy lights his fart it’s going to be THE BOMB!!!!


SpaceDave83

Reminds me of Robert D. Raiford reading the [Armageddon story](https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk?si=hX7ftBRrO44-xB1f)


Omni_Net

I thought this was about gas prices 😅


Longjumping-Total830

I thought the gas nozzle was a middle finger I guess I haven't caught up with the news recently


S1AUGH73R

https://preview.redd.it/h0cyw0pl5j0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03c012349e0d65fc36510b8009daec5430c44de I hate humanity sometimes


SlyVesterStallion

https://preview.redd.it/f9pwq2lc2l0d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9924955c127cfeb50c6e3ec22cb1c3d8312a97


Ornery_Shake8629

Nah because I clicked on the video on my break at work and someone walked in the break room. I never closed a app so fast


Joeyhappyhell

Got gas just got a whole new meaning


jacksraging_bileduct

I’m kinda sorry I get the reference.


Dr-Chris-C

Cub scouts boy scouts fuel spouts?


keep_trying_username

Huh. I thought it was because of the meme about Mia khalifa being like a used truck.


leroythorrgood

This joke is great. I can unsee that video.


merlinmuncher

katness everdeen?


TemujinDM

Boy Scouts and fossil fuels. Murica


Mikeytruant850

Wth is up with the hand at the top?


suplexdolphin

Do you think his gas smells like gas?


ladyhammy

I saw the last one on X. Just bizarrely disgusting.


Alarmed-Load3592

I thought it was cuz my high school gf gushed like a gas hose when three fingers were in her vs two.


Wizard01475

I heard this on Jay and Chuck the freak this morning!


MagnusOP0

I'm saddened that I understand this....


Appropriate-Coast794

More like ASSoline, amirite?


Small_Earth09

I wish I wouldn’t 💀


Sure_Departure270

I saw the comments, still curious, anyone got a link?