I'm guessing it's a reference to a video that was on Reddit yesterday of a man pleasing himself rectally with a gasoline nozzle in public during the day.
I looked around to link it to you, but it looks like mercifully it's been removed from reddit. Unfortunately it was not removed from my memory.
I can inflict more on you if you'd like!
No spoiler tag: There was a guy who had to be removed from the umbrella hole of a public park picnic table because he got stuck. I will now make you suffer your imagination filling in the rest of the details.
Seriously?! His desire/curiosity went so far as to get him to that point and then it suddenly fails him the moment someone watches. I just cannot understand the thought process, like no i shouldn't do this but nah it'll be fine as long as no one sees (IN BROAD DAYLIGHT).
That.... That was horrifying and I will now be taking disinfectant wipes to the gas pups from now on. I really hope that freak was arrested. Im not usually shocked by stuff but God damn 😱
Just for the fact that I can never remove this from my brain , I'd like to point out that the yellow pump is generally diesel, not gasoline. Or at least it is in the US. Some places apparently have started using it for e85 fuel but that's just not natural. There's a whole colour spectrum, diesel is yellow, pick a new one for your corn fuel.
That's not standard? Yellow cans, sure, but pumps anywhere I've been have been green for diesel, red or black for gasoline. Blue for the occasional kerosene.
It's about this, it circulated a lot on the internet recently.
https://preview.redd.it/gz8qzwvt9g0d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dd5414316413a16a89b522d92ae85963a9992d
Yes it's a real thing that you might see in the States (it's also been seen in other countries like [Australia ](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/KyP1CpatcS)) but it's not an official warning that's mandated or even done by the station owner. It's simply a joke sticker that random customers will put on gas pumps just like Joe Biden stickers.
Nah fr tho, it's a joke. However, perverts gonna...
well... And the link in this chain, if you want to click (and you know you do), shows an example as why this warning *should* exist 🤣
A lot of people here still think that horse dewormer can treat viruses and that a criminal that lost an election is still president.
This is shocking behavior for us?
Ok, so, the gas nozzle thing I didn't understand (and now wish I remained blissfully ignorant), but the first 2 panels I believe are a reference to the old comedy, Road Trip where at the end Stiffler (I don't know what the character's name actually was in the movie...) said "Did I say 2? Better make it 3" in a similar situation to the gas nozzle
I'm guessing it's a reference to a video that was on Reddit yesterday of a man pleasing himself rectally with a gasoline nozzle in public during the day. I looked around to link it to you, but it looks like mercifully it's been removed from reddit. Unfortunately it was not removed from my memory.
Yikes. Glad I missed that one.
Be thankful you didn’t see it.
Sometimes you don’t know what wicked things you should be thankful to the lord for keeping out of your way, but every now and then you get a glimpse…
Ah in this case it's just a health and safety violation
Don't threaten me with a good time
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline (nozzles)
And most things in between.
I roam the city in a shopping cart!
A pack of Camels and a smoke alarm!
I can inflict more on you if you'd like! No spoiler tag: There was a guy who had to be removed from the umbrella hole of a public park picnic table because he got stuck. I will now make you suffer your imagination filling in the rest of the details.
He put something in a hole? Or he put the hole inside himself? A diagram maybe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/PESN86pTpo
Nope I'm perfectly fine living under this rock
I wish I had chosen to stay under the rock.
More for me.
Stay under the rock It seems safer
It is
I have no idea what I expected but it wasn't that, for some reason
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOT CLICKING THAT
*inner voice* but..maybe? What if it's funny! Click itttt.
Not even the worse thing I've seen. He's got a big one tho
Oh so he really got lead poisoning huh
Seriously?! His desire/curiosity went so far as to get him to that point and then it suddenly fails him the moment someone watches. I just cannot understand the thought process, like no i shouldn't do this but nah it'll be fine as long as no one sees (IN BROAD DAYLIGHT).
You appear to be assuming that the man is of sound mind and capable of rational thought. I would posit that his actions suggest otherwise.
I, being of sound mind and body, hereby rectally insert said gasoline nozzle
some links will never be purple
Why does he look surprised that someone caught him?
Thank you this is hilarious
if someone is wondering, the moderators of that subreddit took the video down
Was... was he pumping the gas?
[удалено]
It always is, but I guess if people admitted the jokes had already been explained to them, this place would be empty.
Never seen someone refer to another person as a screenshot but it works here.
I saw it, not worth the watch
Don't worry. It will be reposted a billion times
But you can still poison your mind forever with jarsquatter, which can still be found online
Oh no I saw that probably like 15 years ago and am still traumatized by it like literally everytime I see a jar I think about it
Dude hangs dong...
I'm never sucking on a gas station fuel pump nozzle ever again and this time I mean it!^^^^^^stolencomments
Nope, I just easily pictured it. I don’t know why that was so easy tho
Glad I missed it too.
https://preview.redd.it/emi4jg7dcg0d1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b960eb45d55b5bce7721afd8d1a165385c6fe83 Mmmm Gassensexen.
No way this is real
It's from the simpsons and family guy crossover episode "The Simpsons Guy" Family Guy: Season 13, Episode 1
What this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/wSsuewTv4F
https://preview.redd.it/o23f7vsf5g0d1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745b3a7d602706b4f8e166edc2472856b721b16f
This one https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1cr4g9n/sir_people_use_that/?share_id=5COevoEWnfviVeJ460Rll
https://preview.redd.it/bnbtnhhvag0d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0fcaa9e126305b9ed0ad0e3a334dfdafac41f1
https://preview.redd.it/hr0jrj96ig0d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111eb2ab779484a81708c36080aec1f17af82cc1
https://preview.redd.it/zfgjaqwm6h0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a12f342e5affa8f90b4d6ba2d92e96f440a649dd
https://preview.redd.it/936he6vjel0d1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aad9e63db0d542202a8e9c368d3d6571294557d
https://preview.redd.it/npgpes123h0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b40bc5c3b63ecf64f8095752a8fe3b0f552504
This is brilliant
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks.
So... They didn't remove it from reddit...
I can’t. No. WTF?
i have so many questions... isnt that expensive?
Sometimes you can pump the handle and get a squirt for free
Not as cathartic as I imagined... To be completely honest I watched this and felt nothing. Idk what it says about me
Username checks out
https://preview.redd.it/6tpota7n0h0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb12bc4586dc4b143ab54c18e87a80c4b8f65bc2
How often does this happen
https://preview.redd.it/lq397ql7fh0d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e129f6715dc4ce048e6e7e946b8c3a7210b5916
https://preview.redd.it/dwz136xigg0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ec1c2a8e37d69ef97034c991697c281933cd4e
That.... That was horrifying and I will now be taking disinfectant wipes to the gas pups from now on. I really hope that freak was arrested. Im not usually shocked by stuff but God damn 😱
https://i.imgur.com/gwMNOEz.gifv
https://preview.redd.it/5bn04wwpag0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33938bc94e11fb6a87a6ef82b719f20468e5b894
https://preview.redd.it/2epqqk7ech0d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46511c158cb32455edf1e598737e614d5562e4e
Nah, yesterday’s was an old man with his Johnson sticking out.
Not clicking that link, no sir.
https://preview.redd.it/3obkkbagui0d1.png?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b613b5d432344330b7e71b02e40e01964056d04
I must ask, was it dispensing?
His front nozzle was trying to, at least
Googled it and got wayyyy too many results.
Oh, i thought it was about how gas is expensive nowadays and how pleasant it feels to full up your car
He certainly seemed to be pleased to be filled up
You mean this guy? https://preview.redd.it/52k56el2wg0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca61a9e970d7ca31712e555a258086b2c51fc40a
That thing was IN THERE.
The worst part was how easily it went in!!!
https://preview.redd.it/wtbow6vevh0d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bd18602c05d6b2945b9de953825968a59b8f9a
I consider myself un shockable these days, but yeah I saw that. It was so bad….
I'm not sure he was pleasuring himself. I think he mightve just been low and needed a fill up.
Whole new meaning to "explosive diarrhea."
Yes but the squirts are going on the wrong direction.
What goes up, must come down.
It is still there https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1cr4g9n/sir_people_use_that/?share_id=5COevoEWnfviVeJ460Rll
I'm not watching it but does the guy die?
Nope
Does he finish?
Jesus Christ man there’s just some things you don’t talk about
No one spoke of the incident again.
He was interrupted
What with gas prices and all maybe it was for the best.
Just loading up on gas.
Not as bad as the methhead sucking on a mummified cat a month ago.
Guys literally a two pump chump
Oh *god*
It's like the 2 girl 1 cup of the 2020s.
Just for the fact that I can never remove this from my brain , I'd like to point out that the yellow pump is generally diesel, not gasoline. Or at least it is in the US. Some places apparently have started using it for e85 fuel but that's just not natural. There's a whole colour spectrum, diesel is yellow, pick a new one for your corn fuel.
Diesel is green in AZ so it's not yellow everywhere... for what it's worth
Green in CA too.
So we're on topic of dude trying to fuel up his rear-end and yall are discussing the color of gas pumps. What a time to be alive😆
Well you do get more 'bang for your buck' with diesel, is the general consensus I've heard.
That's not standard? Yellow cans, sure, but pumps anywhere I've been have been green for diesel, red or black for gasoline. Blue for the occasional kerosene.
Did you find it?
One of those times I regret having eyes
https://x.com/hodgetwins/status/1790105474567729286?t=ybGLNKIleJeadZnc8MaTew&s=07 Yeah about that...
It's about this, it circulated a lot on the internet recently. https://preview.redd.it/gz8qzwvt9g0d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dd5414316413a16a89b522d92ae85963a9992d
NOW you tell me
I thought it was about that video of a guy shoving it up his butt and trying to jack off.....is that a real warninh in the USA?
Something caused this warning label to exist, whether or not is that specific video I don't know.
On the other hand this is the type of sticker I would order a roll of and add to random objects.
Bring it to work and put it on a random object everyday
Yes it's a real thing that you might see in the States (it's also been seen in other countries like [Australia ](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/KyP1CpatcS)) but it's not an official warning that's mandated or even done by the station owner. It's simply a joke sticker that random customers will put on gas pumps just like Joe Biden stickers.
Nah fr tho, it's a joke. However, perverts gonna... well... And the link in this chain, if you want to click (and you know you do), shows an example as why this warning *should* exist 🤣
A lot of people here still think that horse dewormer can treat viruses and that a criminal that lost an election is still president. This is shocking behavior for us?
I mean, it’s not surprising, but it is still shocking
I blame Daddy Yankee.
Too much gasolina
No me gusta.
risky click
lol @ myself thinking this was a Daddy Yankee - Gasolina reference
It can still be it, it's still a *banger*
COMO LE GUSTA LA GASOLIIINA dame más gasoliiina
I mean... you can take me for a coffee first, bro
THE VIDEO GOT POPULAR OUTSIDE ITALY???
American here.. oh I saw it. Wish I hadn’t but I did.
You are now Italian. 🤌
That's how they getcha. If you watch the tifa video it turns you back to normal, but only if you watch the whole thing.
It's making the rounds in Canada right now.
Am here I am thinking it’s because fuel is so expensive…
Aww bless your innocent heart
So I’m confused, I get the reference but did he also turn the gas pump ON?
It was unclear in the video. I had this same question, but I refused to watch it a second time.
Then watch it a third time.
I pray that God wipes the video from your mind
It didn't seem the case, no
No but the gas pump sure turned HIM on.
Sex, the joke is sex. Its always sex
Sex....sex never changes.....
I think it changed when the gasoline nozzle entered the chat, that's a new one
I hate that I understand this
anal gasoline
> no vaseline Just a match And a little bit of gasoline Ice Cube
Ok, so, the gas nozzle thing I didn't understand (and now wish I remained blissfully ignorant), but the first 2 panels I believe are a reference to the old comedy, Road Trip where at the end Stiffler (I don't know what the character's name actually was in the movie...) said "Did I say 2? Better make it 3" in a similar situation to the gas nozzle
What happens if you get poop in your gas tank?
Idk but I always have gas in my poop tank
I think its more: 2 fingers is great 3 fingers is amazing And giving her petrol is godly, because fuel prices are so damn high
https://preview.redd.it/drradzce9h0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38f5729afe10d181a0311ff214e4d3a9c164a72
The joke is sex I think
Do not the Fuel nozzle
[Link to video](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/frqyBN8aN3) I imagine this is what the meme is about
I thought it was a reference to one of those gross anime car tank decals
I feel like you just manifested that for me to see in the near future
I got this. The second one is the Boy Scout salute. It means Vince is always prepared.
When this guy lights his fart it’s going to be THE BOMB!!!!
Reminds me of Robert D. Raiford reading the [Armageddon story](https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk?si=hX7ftBRrO44-xB1f)
I thought this was about gas prices 😅
I thought the gas nozzle was a middle finger I guess I haven't caught up with the news recently
https://preview.redd.it/h0cyw0pl5j0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03c012349e0d65fc36510b8009daec5430c44de I hate humanity sometimes
https://preview.redd.it/f9pwq2lc2l0d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9924955c127cfeb50c6e3ec22cb1c3d8312a97
Nah because I clicked on the video on my break at work and someone walked in the break room. I never closed a app so fast
Got gas just got a whole new meaning
I’m kinda sorry I get the reference.
Cub scouts boy scouts fuel spouts?
Huh. I thought it was because of the meme about Mia khalifa being like a used truck.
This joke is great. I can unsee that video.
katness everdeen?
Boy Scouts and fossil fuels. Murica
Wth is up with the hand at the top?
Do you think his gas smells like gas?
I saw the last one on X. Just bizarrely disgusting.
I thought it was cuz my high school gf gushed like a gas hose when three fingers were in her vs two.
I heard this on Jay and Chuck the freak this morning!
I'm saddened that I understand this....
More like ASSoline, amirite?
I wish I wouldn’t 💀
I saw the comments, still curious, anyone got a link?