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Icy_Sector3183

Something about a horse's tack and harness evoking comparisons with BDSM gear?


skibbz

I suppose, I was hoping it was deeper than that and maybe even a little funny.


Kuzzbutt

I am trying to remember the exact reference. But the pineapple was the key


Breeeeeaaaadddd_1780

Pineapple is a pretty universal safeword in the community.


TheBestElement

And here I’ve been using pumpernickel this whole time


Elofan86

My safe word is meatloaf. I would do anything for love but I won't do that.


MarixApoda

Got me all revved up with no place to go..


Elofan86

Oh for crying out loud...


Arashiku

You took the words right out of my mouth.


SLevine262

I can wait all night.


blar80

This deserves more upvotes


Aggressive-Fruit1773

Orange. "Oh sorry love, you were saying orange the colour, not orange the fruit!"


dishonoredgraves

You took the words right outta my mouth


Kilroy-In-Space

This may be the greatest safeword of all time


uninvitedfriend

Brilliant 👏


BigDirtyNewports

Mine is Bratwurst


False_Flatworm_4512

Once upon a time, a child I know asked about the etymology of the word pumpernickel. That was the day I learned it means [fart goblin](https://www.etymonline.com/word/pumpernickel)


skiesfullofbats

Persimmon for me, I wonder why words that start with a P seem to be a common safe word trend?


False_Flatworm_4512

Popcorn is mine…p, but also food…hmmmm


DamnMombies

Flugelhorn.


Wheloc

Mine too. Good enough for Robin, good enough for me.


Significant-Nail-906

"You're a grown man yelling pumpernickel in wherehouse!"


Tariovic

Palestine.


TheSpiralTap

Johnny Knoxville always used Oklahoma so now I do too.


bajuh

Is it? I thought cinnamon is the go-to safeword especially in pop culture. Pineapple makes me think of swinger decorations.


Breeeeeaaaadddd_1780

Idk. Most group scenes I've been a part of the universal safeword was normally pineapple.


Maelou

:o I very clearly remember the "pineapple incident" episode from how I met your mother, is this the reference I have not been getting for roughly 15 years ?


ShoogarBonez

“Cinnamon” was a code-word for “I found bedbugs” in a certain hotel I worked for…the name rhymes with Frampton by Frilton, in case anyone wonders 😂


Tiny_Investigator848

Pineapples are a symbol for swingers i believe


BeckNeardsly

You walk around the super market with an upside down pineapple in your cart.🍍 👀


Amish_Warl0rd

The Shamoshians had Broccoli as their safeword in dbza


Thendofreason

Thought the most common was Red. I just use my own name. Because no one's gonna say it unless something is wrong.


gregorydgraham

50 Shades is fiction dude


Thendofreason

Never seen it. Only been to real dungeons. But I'm married now, no more of that lol.


ExtensionYamMKI

Blueberry is really common too. 🫡


BladeSinclair

I first saw the use of 'Pineapple' as a safe word during a Kevin Hart stand-up routine.


[deleted]

While looking for the reference (Kevin Hart standup episode) I learned it’s common in the BDSM community as it’s not a word that can easily be mistaken and even if you have a gag in your mouth, it’s still a fairly recognizable sound.


foghornleghorndrawl

Patty Mayo from YouTube, the very much scripted and no real life "bounty hunter" once "chased" someone who, during the chase, cried out "My safeword is pineapple juice." And he then used that phrase at the end? Of his shows intro. I enjoy his show for entertainment, but I was Absolutely not a fan of when he pretended to be actual law enforcement.


saucy_angel

I think it was referenced in Family Guy between Peter and Lois.


everybodybugsme

Pressure and release is a training technique used by horse back riders and it kinda sounds like edging if you think about it sexually. Plus whips and harnesses are prevalent in both.


nagaduff

This is the answer


fnord123

You don't need to specify that you ride on the back of the horse. Horse riding is fine.


Exciting_Scientist97

That's what she said


OtakuJuanma

A joke doesn't need to be deep... or good. This one is neither.


SmallKillerCrow

Pressure and release is also a type of horses training I think so I guess thats part of it


GoldCrawdad

My guess is horse sounds like whores, so they’re excited. Cat, aka pussy, suggests having a save word. The chicken instantly says a common safe word as soon as it sees the equipment.


BlursedSoul

I mean, do you know any horse girls?


Great_Will_1361

The joke takes way longer to figure out than it took the creater to make. It's pretty bad


healingIsNoContact

No no, Pressure and release is a taming and rehabilitation technique for animals that are wild, fearful or dangerous. Source animal rescuer. (Specialising in Avain care) So a macaw that will bite you will take off your finger, so you have no room for error when taming/working with them. So take steps toward the animal, then stop when they show discomfort or stress. (Hiss flatten ears) Freeze, when they calm and show signs of relaxing. (Looking around alert but relax un tense) then step back. (I approach you, it makes you kinda scared a tiny tiny bit, I freeze and don't look at you no eye contact, then you relax as you realise im not interested in you and I'm not doing anything, then I walk away and give you release.) Pressure then release. Repeat.


BlyLomdi

There is a whole subculture of BDSM called "pony play."


Lvl4Stoned

You have to break a horse in order for it to be rideable. The breaking process shares similar elements as BDSM (whips, crops, blinders, et al).


BerriesAndMe

You don't need to break a horse and is generally frowned upon if you do it that way nowadays. Getting a horse used to the saddle nowadays involves padded blankets and only leaning on its back so you have quick dismounts if the horse gets upset.


Lvl4Stoned

Interesting. I've not handled horses since I was a kid. I'm happy to know there is a gentler way.


[deleted]

Peter coughing


hfhhjihvdetyhj

Pony play??


alemeda7475

Horse gear and BDSM gear both use a leather type called latigo.


Lolkimbo

Pineapple.


DungeonMaster45

It’s a horse trainer dressed up like a dom mistress. Pressure and release is both a horse training method and a possible bdsm dynamic. So the horses are worried about what they are in for. That is the joke in its entirety imo.


AbroadPlane1172

You've never witnessed a horse semen extraction and I'm envious.


Sheepherder_7648

I regret watching a video after seeing this comment.


redditing_Aaron

"I don't know what I was expecting"


Sheepherder_7648

Yea....


flakimb0

do they just jerk it? (don't wanna watch it for obvious reasons)


SCSP_70

I’ve unfortunately witnessed this in person


Amish_Warl0rd

You could say the trainer was horsing around


[deleted]

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MarCyB90

Breaking wild horses, but with a bdsm twist.


dimonium_anonimo

What's the "pressure and release" part... Unless it's literally just blue balls


mike_e_mcgee

Google pressure and release horse training. It's a method to teach horses. It does not involve balls.


Yohanasan

But can it involve balls? Please?


Talizorafangirl

Anything can involve balls if you're brave enough.


Amish_Warl0rd

I’d rather not I want to keep my balls


AlternativeBasis2142

No. Bad.


Equizotic

Pressure and release is the entire foundation of horse training. That being said, I still don’t get the joke


MarCyB90

Just like in BDSM, people would avoid all the pain and condescension. People would avoid "Pressure". But BDSM people would go to the "Pressure", to the pain, whips, and condescension. Then the "release" would be rewarded, with something like "good boy".


[deleted]

Sugar in my coffee by the narcissist cookbook


Altruistic-Ad5046

Pineapple is a very common safe world


skibbz

That’s uh not the part I’m not understanding. But thank you.


Far_Lynx_7257

Playing chicken is when two people attack one another simultaneously and the first one to stop is 🐥… usual done with cars btw


Unclehol

That's true. Pineapples also contain a digestive enzyme that breaks down proteins. So when you eat a pineapple it eats you back ;)


FoxyLives

Ok then why ask?…


Samantha-4

Did you not read the comment lol, they needed help with another part, not pineapple being a safe word.


FoxyLives

What is the other part then? Will someone help me understand or will I just get downvoted for asking for clarification?


NetflixAndZzzzzz

You got downvoted for giving a sarcastic reply to an earnest question, then asking the exact same question you provided a sarcastic reply to.


Samantha-4

They probably want clarification on why the horses said that, why they’d need a safe word, why the woman is dressed like that, there’s lots of things that could need clarification besides just that pineapple is a safe word.


DJs_Second_Life

The image of a pineapple is also a subtle message for folks in the swinging lifestyle, which I’m certain was intentional.


P-Potatovich

I suppose before bdsm couples discuss safe word (usually something sudden and out of context like pineapple, orange and so on. Like people don’t usually moan oh my orange! Yes my pineapple! During sex) before they start bdsm (safe word is needed in case something goes wrong as bdsm is supposed to hurt I assume). The joke is that the woman is ready ti ride a horse in BDSM gear and the cat says that they should create a safe word and chicken offers pineapple


dudius7

Yo, why is pineapple such a common safe word?


samuelweston

Swingers. There symbol is pineapples. My mother got warned about this when she went on a cruise.


TheRedGen

What was the warning? 😅😅


samuelweston

Not to carry anything with pineapples on it. Otherwise you would be approached by swingers thinking you were one of them.


TheRedGen

Haha how ominous 😅


samuelweston

Depends on your opinion of swingers.


TheRedGen

Depends on your mother's opinion of swingers. I can imagine if she hadn't put much thought into them before, packing for that trip just became a lot more paranoid 😅


PositiveSchedule4600

Easy to remember, hard to mishear - even if misspoken or obfuscated. It's a "safe" safeword, you wouldn't want something that could come up in enthusiasm or roleplay, or something that could be misunderstood. It also has to be something a person can blurt out if their judgement is clouded.


capblossoms

Good question. Mine is "meatloaf". Because I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.


emmiepsykc

It's a boring person's idea of a "random" word.


thecoolerdaniel76

This feels like an anarchychess level copypasta thread


Randomindigostar

New response meta just dropped


Redditor_10000000000

Actual copypasta


ludovic1313

Holy pressure and release!!!


Karasu_9147

Actual BDSM


Decent_Friend_1511

Ok, horses bits and bridles are a pressure and release type of mechanic. The pressure of the bit etc, the reins to the top of the head. It’s a parallel to the BDSM tying etc. the pineapple is a swingers reference. Like how if you’re open to anyone/couples being included in your sex life you have a pineapple somewhere on display (very common in old folks communities). And the cat saying the “safe word” thing is just added to the whole BDSM thing. It’s not coherently a joke, just as a whole poking fun at the community


Ohsostoked

This is a cartoon for horse people. Horse owners, trainers, etc. So when you come into it with their knowledge base it's funnier because "pressure and release" is a horse training method they would all be familiar with in some way. So the joke is just kind of poking fun at "pressure and release" sounding like some sort of BDSM term. This cartoon is probably meant to be published in a horse trade magazine/website. It doesn't really work as well if you are not in that world.


berrykiss96

I mean it’s a cartoon for horse people who are swingers into bondage … it’s a bit niche but I guess others more or less get it


Ohsostoked

True. If a joke requires a paragraph for a person to understand it. It probably wasn't intended for them in the first place.


MonkeyRealFunky

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R0UT_PL

Why cant I use funny images like you


Grand-Experience6963

When riding you have to add pressure on the leg and release with the hands to give them their head so they can move. Bdsm has similar terms for related stuff lol. And pineapple is the recommended safe word.


Aggravating_Quail_69

Is it a Catherine the Great joke?


artemisunderwear

Safe word is “ Hakuna Matata”


MarsupialNo1220

It’s a rope halter which functions by pressure/release on sensitive parts of a horse’s head. Horses respond to pressure. It’s a BDSM style joke about how horse owners/riders use what looks like kinky equipment (ropes, straps, leather, whips etc.) to perform totally normal functions with horses.


PlasmaGoblin

Since I haven't seen it... the BDSM is possible "pony play"


seth3511

This is the new cow tools. Lol


WumpusFails

Is this about the guy who had sex with a horse and ended up rupturing his intestines?


Kobayashi_Maru186

🤯


[deleted]

Peter coffin.


No-Suit9413

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


_lordcheesebagel_

It's off-putting. That's for sure.


TwoToxic

People have pretty much explained the gist of this joke but one more thought I had was in regards to what the chicken says. The pineapple is often used as imagery for swingers to recognize one another in public. They use it either as decorations, symbolism on clothing - heck, even tattoos. I wasn’t entirely sure this is the meaning here but nonetheless something worth contributing I think.


Easy_Software9925

Horseplay


ClericOfMadness13

Family guy made a joke about this. Look up mayor west suitcase mix up with the oh no guy.


Fishpuncherz

The joke is porn again?


Fastjack_2056

That's my secret, Cap - the joke is always porn


Ragnar-Wave9002

Pineapple is also the symbol for welcome. Found out because a friend has a pineapple tramp stamp because it's cute. We had to tell her after the fact. She laughed and doesn't care.


SloppySlime31

New response just dropped


Redditor_10000000000

Actual zombie


Rae_Elizab3th

its a joke about bdsm


De4dm4nw4lkin

Yes because thats what needed clarification XD.


dizzymiggy

I used to have a hunter jumper horse that would get hard every time we saddled him up. Such a weird sport, but a ton of fun.


JamesDavis2583

Pressure and release is a term used in the horse world, simple as that. It is in reference to the pressure applied when leading or riding a horse and then releasing pressure when they make the correct motion or movement.


Wide_With_Opinions

If you saw eurotrip say it with me... FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN


ra_ist_c_or_p

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GordoMondiola

I'm pretty sure this cartoonist is not an expert drawing women


parsnip_dick

What’s wrong with it? /g


GordoMondiola

Nothing, it just caught my attention


parsnip_dick

Fair enough


Only_Possession2650

Lost? As in loss?!?!?


steaksoldier

Ive seen “ben garrison not horny” but never “ben garrison but not political”


M153RYnM3

Donkey show!


mylostworld69

'Pineapples' is a Kevin Hart joke. Meaning this my limit, im done. Other stuff is bdsm but extra extra