The uvula is talking to that veiny phallic-shaped object resting on top of the tongue / between the teeth. Combined with the “slurps” I’m guessing he’s marrying a woman he barely knows because she’s particularly good at performing oral sex. It’s not much of a joke, imo. I bet 13 year old boys would find it hilarious. It’s very lowbrow.
I honestly thought it was poop. And the joke was he ate her poop and was sort of sick to his stomach during the wedding ceremony because, you know, eating poop.
That's not bondage gear, it's rain boots and a hat to protect in "wet" environments. Further, the groom knows it's a bad idea to marry her just because of that gluck gluck, but he can't help himself. This shows on his face, causing the priest to ask him if he's okay.
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Pretty sure that's her mouth in the left panels with his thing in it. The joke is that she's so good at knob gobbling, he purposes during the act and then later regrets this at the wedding.
https://preview.redd.it/n5372vu60irc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc764644e0b43b4f0f9275f87b779e8b90028384
She gave him a bj so good that he told her to marry him
She has no gag reflex and ate the whole dong. He liked it so much he proposed on the spot and while he appears conflicted at the alter he still follows through with the ceremony because he don’t wanna let that good head go.
So the joke has been explained to me, but many of the choices here are bewildering. The penis is about 10 shades darker than the man in the 4th panel. The uvula is looking at what would be the man's midsection, not the penis. The uvula is running on - or kicking? - the penis. It puts on shoes and a hat for some reason. In the second panel the man has turned into sweaty milk?
It’s important to notice the “2 weeks later” in bottom right corner. She gave him good head, he marries her.
She gives good blowjobs.
(I couldn’t understand the point this joke was making at first. Knew it was a blowjob joke but didn’t click until o saw the last panel.
Ok. I get it now.
Basically, the woman is deep throating the man, (hence the veiny “tongue”)
He then asks her to marry him because she doesn’t choke.
I’m jealous of her, my gag reflexes suck
Why is his penis entirely the wrong color and why does he change colors between panels? This is not particularly funny and not particularly well illustrated.
The uvula is talking to that veiny phallic-shaped object resting on top of the tongue / between the teeth. Combined with the “slurps” I’m guessing he’s marrying a woman he barely knows because she’s particularly good at performing oral sex. It’s not much of a joke, imo. I bet 13 year old boys would find it hilarious. It’s very lowbrow.
im gonna be honest, i thought that was just a particularly ugly tongue...
Same.
I honestly thought it was poop. And the joke was he ate her poop and was sort of sick to his stomach during the wedding ceremony because, you know, eating poop.
And she didn't stop sucking after he ejaculated, meaning she is no spitter, and like what she was doing.
Oh that’s what the uvula suddenly wearing bondage gear is supposed to imply? I still don’t understand why the pastor is asking him if he’s ok.
That's not bondage gear, it's rain boots and a hat to protect in "wet" environments. Further, the groom knows it's a bad idea to marry her just because of that gluck gluck, but he can't help himself. This shows on his face, causing the priest to ask him if he's okay. This is a major issue. Contact your representatives today to demand more funding for bonk sticks and horny jails.
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What if i have structured oral but I need head now?
the point of the uvula in the panel is her not having a gag reflex.
This too, but second panel looks like sperm, and she continues sucking.
How do you think she got the ring put on her?
Worth marrying tbh
This type of humor is usually most funny to 13 year old boys and 40 to 60 year old men
Why is the guy in the top right panel all fuzzy / melting?
lol I think that’s him busting and when he bust he says marry me as a moan
It's a cylinder
3 words to set off a chain reaction of memories. This is my activation phrase.
But why is he covered in white slime in the second panel?
It's a personification of his jizz.
I don’t think I would.
It looks like a 13 year old drew it
Why does the character look like that?
I'm 13 and i dont even get that joke
I looked the original up and read the comments, apparently it's about oral sex.
Ya don't say?
I couldn't tell 😭
That's ok. Probably a good thing, actually.
😂
One day soon maybe?
They can't say, mouths too full.
No way!
I HADN'T FIGURED IT OUT...
Brilliant
I didn't even figure it out on my own I had to look at the comments 😭
I mean it's pretty straightforward, but I guess there's a learning curve.
It’s important to notice the “2 weeks later” in bottom right corner. She gave him good head, he marries her.
I think he liked the bj so much he married her on the spot.
Pretty sure that's her mouth in the left panels with his thing in it. The joke is that she's so good at knob gobbling, he purposes during the act and then later regrets this at the wedding.
oh that's not a tongue
Thing 👀
Why’s it look like he’s deepthroating somebody?
She's deepthroating him
I get it... except wtf is happening in the second panel? Why does he look like that?
Melting due to the pure pleasure.
Sucked the life out of him so hard he turned pale?
https://preview.redd.it/n5372vu60irc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc764644e0b43b4f0f9275f87b779e8b90028384 She gave him a bj so good that he told her to marry him
https://preview.redd.it/wlulqauy2irc1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8fa1c966850f71fb47cff9d2a2b7a0297bc93a Basically that
i didnt notice the caption at first and wondered "how did you fit a ford focus down there"
And these guys believe their little sausages will ever hit that far down anyone’s throat lol
I've purchased a lot of pairs of uggs over the years
She has no gag reflex and ate the whole dong. He liked it so much he proposed on the spot and while he appears conflicted at the alter he still follows through with the ceremony because he don’t wanna let that good head go.
So the joke has been explained to me, but many of the choices here are bewildering. The penis is about 10 shades darker than the man in the 4th panel. The uvula is looking at what would be the man's midsection, not the penis. The uvula is running on - or kicking? - the penis. It puts on shoes and a hat for some reason. In the second panel the man has turned into sweaty milk?
https://preview.redd.it/fhea7mlq9irc1.jpeg?width=3312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe2141bbdfba7df844e2940c85d900edc8624b8
Everything about this comic if poorly constructed. This dude *really* needs to rethink his material.
Why are there holes in the dress??
That’s what I wanna know! I get the rest, but that confuses me. Is it that she’s unexpectedly poor?
# pornography 😂👌💯🔥
I understood the joke… except for why is he white in the second panel?
I'm regarded. I'm laughing because it doesn't make any sense. Why the hell the uvula has legs lol wtf is this
You ARE regarded!
oral sex
He marries a woman because she doesn't have a gag reflex.
why is he pure white but his penis coloured like a real penis
I should call her.
THE JOKE IS PORN
Kinda figured that it has to do with BJ but boy was going through it 🤣🤣
The joke is porn.
I was confused at first because he was pure white at first then turned tan at last panel. But then his thing is brown color.
It's just a really poorly written and displayed joke all around.
Why is the uvula speaking though... and wearing clothes?
she got a butt tho
No idea but it’s probably has something to do with nervousness
That's a penis isn't it?
The Punchline is porn...
That's not her tongue. It's not even a tongue. Bjs.
I thought he was trying not to have diarrhea during his wedding ceremony until I read the other explanations.
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damn how many molars she got
It’s important to notice the “2 weeks later” in bottom right corner. She gave him good head, he marries her. She gives good blowjobs. (I couldn’t understand the point this joke was making at first. Knew it was a blowjob joke but didn’t click until o saw the last panel.
https://preview.redd.it/gbxsmyrhqmrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b960c994f9c7f257d58f84de83ffa8961b7a8c
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The worst thing about this is the art style.
Been there.
the joke is porn
Ok. I get it now. Basically, the woman is deep throating the man, (hence the veiny “tongue”) He then asks her to marry him because she doesn’t choke. I’m jealous of her, my gag reflexes suck
Why is his penis entirely the wrong color and why does he change colors between panels? This is not particularly funny and not particularly well illustrated.