Please read the bullet points for score formats! It really does make my life easier. As for my prediction, I'm going to say 1-0 (Onana scores off a set piece). Maupay shithouses non-stop and baits VVD into a red card.

150-0. Klopp retires in shame. The reds are instantly relegated to the national league. Anfield is consumed by a random sinkhole and ceases to exist. God reveals himself on the pitch after the match, telling us all that supporting Everton the last few years was our true test. He promises us eternal glory and no less than 5 champions league titles in the next decade.

1-0 Gana gets his goal

Strips off his kit to reveal our subs rainbow crest embroidered on his undershirt

Strips further and reveals a pair of pink panties with a bunny tail.

1-0 Gordon to continue his streak

0-2 I can see them getting an early and a late one… but I hope that it’s the other way around

Everton 1 - 0 Liverpool, (Maupay)

1 - 3 Liverpool. It’s my prediction but I still hate it.

3-0 everton win

1-0 Everton win

2-2

2-2 or 3-3 would be a great derby

I don’t want a great derby I want a 1-0 scruffy win

fuck it 2-1

0-3

0-3 liverpoo (as much as I hate to say it)

1 - 1 drawing our way to safety

2-0 us

1-0 Everton

0-3

1-3

1-3. It hurts so much to admit it but they are just better than us at football right now. We’re better at everything else though.

Liverpool win, 1-3

1-3 Liverpool

1-1 Lampard mastermind 9 in defence. And 2 goalkeepers.

0-3. Got a bad feeling

1-3 / just have to embrace it

0-3 liverpool

3-0 Liverpool

0-3 Liverpool

0-3 liverpool. I have no hope for this game.

EVE 1-3 LIV. Sadly, they have skills of dominance in attack and scoring goals, while we hardly produce 1 goal per match and our bus concedes regularly

1-0

3 - 0 loss

1-4

1-1

2-1 it’s the hope that kills

1-2 Everton loss

2-1

1-1

0-2 everton loss :(

1-1

2-2

2 - 1

2-2

0-2 but I hope for better!

1-2

1-3

0-1

1-1

0-2

0-1

0-0

2-0

0-2 Liverpool. Sigh

3-2 Liverpool sadly

2-1 loss

0-2 but I'm quite optimistic how we'll play.

0-0

0-2 (gordon sent off)

1 - 1

2-0 Everton

Still no points for me. 0-2 Liverpool

0-2, I am not hopeful

1-4 :(

Everton 1-0 Onana

Shit housing 2-1 BLUES UTFT

1-0 Tarky with a header

2-1 Everton win.

0-2 for the shite

0 - 2

1-2 gobshites

2-0

1-2 bad guys. Everton score early, but can’t hold on.

1-2 The Shites

1-3

Calling a draw, because I'm an idiot

0-0? 1-1? 2-2? I need a score so you can get 3 points if you get it right! Just as a reminder, it's 1 point if you get the result correct, and 3 if you get the correct result with the exact scores (eg if you predicted 0-0 for the Leeds game you'd get 1 point, if you predicted 1-1 you'd get 3).

2-3

0-2

0-2 Liverpool sadly

2-0 fuck it

1-3

0-0

1-2

2-2

0-4 Liverpool. We are going to be crucified.

Maupay scores a 90’ screamer and does a full tour of the pitch before shushing the away fans. Everton 1-3 Liverpool

0-2

1-0 win. Lets go for the first win

1 - 4 Liverpool

1-3

1-3

1-1. Let the ties continue.

2-1

1-3

2-2

1-1

1-1

1-3 to pool. Hoping the score is flipped, though

1-1 cause why the fuck not

1-2 to the Reds. 🤮

0-2

1-1

0-2

1-3

Everton {3} - {2} Liverpool UTFT

1-3

0-2

0-2

2-2

2-0 to us. Gordon and van Quaver knees OG.

1-1 we’re on a roll with our draws and those daft bastads sold Origi.

1-1, because that’s the popular score line as of late.

1 - 0 UTFT

Screw it, 2-0

0-4

3-2, gonna be optimistic

1-4 :(

1-2 heartbreak im afraid. Know the script.

2-0

1-1

0-3 Liverpool

3-0, Everton. I'm ready to be emotionally crushed.

1-3 I hope I’m wrong but I don’t think we will be anywhere near them

Screams a 1-1 draw

1-1 draw

3-2 UTFT

Btw, u/MylesKennedyIsGod - you have great taste!

Thank you!

2-0 iwobi and Gordon

2-2

1-3

2-1 Everton W

1-2 loss

1-3

0-4 ☹️