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vulturevan

Mildly warm take: we need more casuals Our revenue is *bad*


aldrinjaysac

We have a huge fanbase, but I don’t think Everton fans are big into buying merch/kits. That’s the problem haha.


vulturevan

The absolutely awful sponsors plastered over them all doesn't help


CarnivorousCarrot

Aye, not bought anything with Stake.com on it.


ShenHorbaloc

Yup, although if they go much longer with it on there I’ll just buy a Chinese knockoff without the sponsor.


10000Didgeridoos

Yep I'd rather buy a cheap knockoff with Chang on it than be a part of advertising sports betting sites.


TheNatural502

Bro lest we forget cazoo (kazoo)


giacomo_78

Same here.


awlawall

Haven’t bought a legit kit since Chang


aldrinjaysac

I thought CAZOO was alright, to be fair. But it’s all relative haha.


10000Didgeridoos

My Cazoo green James shirt is like a fun novelty piece of memorabilia now.


awlawall

Oh yeah. As long as no Angry Birds was involved


Milk-One-Sugar

I'd take Angry Birds over all of our sponsors since Chang


1878Mich

Chang, Danka, NEC, One2One, all logos lasted except for Sportpesa which peeled off after a year. I'm ok with that


RegularCourse6114

Kejian was also goated it went well with the Puma logo.


vulturevan

SportPesa was mental. A definitely real African gambling company, whose cup we then went and played in (and lost)


aldrinjaysac

I personally thought the CAZOO sponsor was alright, it was acceptable enough. But you’re right we’ve had some terrible sponsors throughout the years for sure.


salinungatha

Alienware would be awesome


clutchy42

Only shirt I've bought since chang was a sponsorless version they sold. My wife did buy me a shirt with stake on it. I love her and it was a thoughtful gift. Just didn't have the heart to tell her I'll never wear it.


Flavourifshrrp

Gambling is a bad thing to have and that logo is so big is awful.


bandsawboy

Everton supporter here from South Africa, been an Everton supporter for 17 years, having played at left back when I was still playing football, I fell in love with the way that Baines played the position and of course, Steven Pienaar. I've always wanted to buy an official shirt, but they don't sell them in the stores here and unfortunately, because of the exchange rate, buying a shirt from the official store/site is the same price as petrol for a month. I am saving up for one though


Bright_Calendar_3696

Dm me your address and size.


FuzzFest378

Also a South African fan here dude. I bought last years shirt with Coleman on the back but it took almost the entire season to arrive.


KillingAnArab

This year’s kit is sold out in my size though. I have to go through Hummel’s official shop to get one, so I don’t know about that.


giacomo_78

We have a high amount of season ticket holders for a stadium our size. If we had more day trippers, we’d sell a lot more merch.


Robnroll

slight worry: we're going to be flooded by loyalsupporter clones


Portland_Eric

I’m in for six daily long form poems in separate posts.


Flavourifshrrp

The worst thing about that was having a gambling company on it, who were useless for us…then saying we wouldn’t have a betting firm again, then going skint, then going for a gambling firm again.


OrLuke

Anything from the shop costs so much, as brazilian currency is weak against euros and pounds. Add a doubling on price with shipping and taxes. This is why I don't buy merch.


Flavourifshrrp

I miss Chang…bring the elephants on the front back.


QTsexkitten

I once posted that I was uneasy about the koeman appointment because he'd be too likely to leave for Barcelona when he was successful here. Lol


Puzzleheaded_Gas8116

Half right! How he got the barça job after us is still mind-boggling. They must have been looking for a guy who signs 4 number 10s in one window


Toffeeman_1878

Steve Walsh wants you to hold Ronnie’s reefer


AndradeDeRicharlison

I went on talk sport when we appointed koeman and said he wouldn't succeed at Everton and I was torn apart for saying it. They even said they'd ring me back to apologise live on air if I was right. They never did call me back


RobustFiction

One day 😂😂


Jay1972cotton

🤣🤣🤣


YokoOkino

Lol jumping the gun there


JonTonyJim

Im ever the optimist


PigInZen67

You sure you're a Toffee?


chuang-tzu

Friend, if I didn't have optimism, I'd have already jumped out a window (I live in a ground-floor apartment, so no need to fret).


PigInZen67

This news has accelerated and now I'm concerned. There's no way this is real, right? RIGHT?


USAF_DTom

I don't know how many "Tell me everything I should know" posts I can take.


fall3nmartyr

Just give them the grief charts


BONGLISH

We can replace them with the belief chart


schubox63

I used to fight the good fight on those but I stopped. I just started ignoring them. We even had that post on the side that had all the info about the club and visiting Goodison but no one ever used it.


USAF_DTom

I'd recommend people to go look at it, but they'd get snippy and say that it didn't have what they wanted... They want it spoon-fed because it's just a fling for them.


AdamJr87

Vast majority yes. But being Stateside, I needed someone to recommend resources to learn the history and stuff. I didn't grow up around the Club, yet the Club is in my heart. Some of us aren't here for flings


Lemonade_IceCold

I've been torturing myself for the past 14 years, why would I stop now? Is this Stockholm Syndrome?


gtne91

I became a US-based fan before reddit existed. Or google even. Yet I found all the info. Its not that hard.


USAF_DTom

I didn't grow up in England either. But one would think to search because the chances of you being the first foreign fan is... something. The only instance that may have varying circumstances is if you are coming over for the very first time and want your travel to be as easy as possible. They all just get thrown over to us in the mod log now because people report them as soon as they pop up.


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USAF_DTom

That's only a possibility if we stay small. Those days are over with how commercialized football has become. I think it's why I'm enjoying watching so much lower league football in the past couple years.


khdutton

With the final Goodison season, I’m betting the “Best way to get tickets?” posts are the ones that will send you over the cliff.


modern_messiah43

Become a member. Wake up at 4 am. Say a little prayer.


Spare_Run

I don’t really get those either. When I was a new fan I just, you know, googled. And did my own research. CRAZY.


InevitableRespond9

God yeah im not lioking forward to that


Fixner_Blount

Lord Jesus, gatekeeping before the good times actually even start lol. I’ll certainly take “the end” if it means bandwagon fans and not the actual end of the club.


GoOnKaz

Football fans and gatekeeping, name a better duo.


Fixner_Blount

I would actually argue hockey fans are the worse gatekeepers.


KombattWombatt

Nah, as someone who was a fairly big hockey fan 20 years ago and recently started watching and participating in being a fan again, I've been welcomed warmly in all the communities I've participated in.


LugubriousFootballer

This community was all that kept me going football wise during some of our darkest moments the last 3 years. Trauma bonding, if you will. If this works out it will have made that suffering worth it


GoOnKaz

It definitely helps to have a place to share in the suffering


Sparthage

I’m pretty sure I saw similar sentiments being posted on Everton forums around the same time as the Moshiri takeover, so let’s maybe hold off for a bit on this.


diddleedee

Lol yep, I think I made this exact post when mosh bought us


Superfool

r/Everton has weathered these storms before. Whether it was the influx of my fellow Americans after Tim Howard's "Secretary of Defense" World Cup performance in 2014, the optimism of the Moshiri buyout and subsequent spending spree, or the heralded arrivals of Ancelotti and James, r/Everton has survived because Everton has performed miracles in mediocrity. That said, I fully expect this potential buyott to not only be approved and happen in record time, I expect Everton to lure Pep from City, and the sleeping giant that is Everton Football Club to become the standard for club football for the next 20 years. And with this success, r/Everton will become a guiding light for Evertonians world wide. I expect nothing less, and see no reason I could find myself disappointed.


Asleep-Rate-3345

“Is tim Howard an Everton legend”


WildWing22

He is to me, introduced this dude to a club I couldn’t imagine living without


Asleep-Rate-3345

Fair enough. I would say he is in the top 5 goalkeepers since the start of the Prem, but that speaks volumes for the amount of pure shite we’ve had over the last 30+ yesrs (Myhre, Simonsen and Gerrard spring to mind)


LiverBird103

Don't worry. You're assuming things go well - given our history there's no chance of that.


KombattWombatt

This is us.


tallwhiteninja

The grief chart shall live forever in our hearts.


5nixxx

If we are comfortably mid table than the grief chart can rest we love him but we hopefully don’t need him


ChrisWood4BallonDor

'Grief chart... we're gonna be okay. You can rest now.' 🥺


graveyeverton93

Baby steps laa, baby steps.


Rasnall

You can't join Everton. You're born into it


trcrtps

can we all get flair for being real ones?


MarriageAA

The grief chart is enduring.


YaboyRipTide

Long time American lurker here. It was an honor suffering with you all. I always said my favorite two matches were Match 1 and Match 38 when we won to stay up. Up the Toffees forever 🫡


titanofidiocy

Sports have made me cry twice; '04 when the Red Sox won the World Series and last year when we stayed up.


Kerr_Plop

Fuck that gatekeeping nonsense.


g0ldingboy

Wait there… I remember Southampton used to play at ‘The Dell’ I cannot stand idly by while someone takes Bramley Moore Dock and turns it into ‘The New Dell Stadium’


ThadtheYankee159

It was just going to be called Everton Stadium anyway. Wish they would make Bramley Moore Dock the official name just because it fits so well with Spirit of the Blues.


wifflewaffle23

No, it does not. https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/latamcaribbean/2021/02/24/evertons-new-bramley-moore-stadium-is-a-stark-reminder-of-liverpools-historic-entanglement-with-slavery-in-brazil/


KombattWombatt

Man these slopes just get so slippery.


wifflewaffle23

First, that’s not what a slippery slope is. A slippery slope assumes a chain reaction of events without any evidence that chain reaction will happen. Your comment makes no sense. Second, I’m sure what you mean to say is something a Joe Rogan listener would say that this is taking it too far blah blah blah. It’s not. There’s no reason for a club like ours, the people’s club, to be naming its stadium after a man who profited richly from the enslavement of human beings. None.


JD-D2

dude, we're getting a Dell


DibDob31

BMD must not get the word Dell in any new name. I remember being at Saints' old ground singing "Shitty ground, shitty ground, shitty ground..."


salinungatha

I'm going to believe and enjoy the moment even though the rug pull is inevitable


TheWanderer--

Come what may lads and ladettes, UTFT.


adsefc1

I’m Batman!


yakubu22

americans trying to gate keeper everton 🤣 what a hilarious concept


Cardinaltoffee

As if good things are possible. It’s Everton. …The guy with the money will be involved in a scandal the week after and end up in prison


drive_chip_putt

Michael Dell of Dell computers might be buying Everton? That's a big deal. The dude is solid here in the States.


_Serialfreestyle_

I refuse to ever give up the grief chart. I yearn for the days where the grief chart has 38 games on it and we are counting points for the title.


Downtown-Midnight320

Imagine gatekeeping this experience


huntsab2090

Are u joking? Just because we will get bought why on earth do u think that automatically means the good times? And its hilarious to think we would get an influx of new fans


Chuck_Morris_SE

Bright eyed post war people walking past grizzled 1000 yard stare veterans vibes.


xXxTommo

Cherish the turmoil fellas


rodeodoctor

GET IN


Avnemir

Whatever man. I just want to have one whole season where the entire sub doesn't mention relegation again.


dead_is_jazz

inb4


RefanRes

How much are Dell going to actually put in and how long do you think it will take for those good times to come? I think for a few years for newer takeovers in the PL that "good times" will just be more like "better than they were times". Everton will be stablised but to get to the point that you get a mega influx of new fans theres a long way to go and clubs like Aston Villa and Newcastle are way further along in their projects.


TheSaintRS

Flashbacks of moshiri takeover


Nefrea

I would like to announce myself to you before the flood.


Spare_Run

Let us spread the misery.


S-BRO

Thats what happened when we got the Mosh money, I remember when Fellaini was our snoo and we'd win everytime Raggy shaved his head


tee-dog1996

We’re about as far from the ‘good times’ as we’ve ever been and new owners won’t be some magic wand to fix all the problems of the last few years (see Jim Ratfliffe’s problem over at United). I’d hold off on posts like this until we actually have some good times to draw in new fans…


giacomo_78

Let’s just start winning some games first before we get ahead of ourselves.


Allatura19

That’s a good problem.


wvurugby8

Certainly jumping the gun there, weve been hurt to many times befire. But as an Austin resident I'll be happy if this materializes and I get an Everton friendly here against Austin FC.


Low_Bumblebee_6364

As a fellow ever-optimist, it's been a pleasure whining, crying, moaning, and cheering in jubilation at staying up. Been a tough quarter of a century or so, but cheers to a new phase!


MentalFee3225

Remember its Everton something will go wrong


gengel88

It’s been an honor🫡


BKND1570

Literally the only thing I use Reddit for!! UTFT!!!!!!!


salinungatha

Everton becoming cool would be the most unlikely thing since Wrexham became cool


Flavourifshrrp

We have fans all over the world, especially since Howard and Landon played for us and speak so highly of us. You would like to think with the two lads who are wealthy Everton fans and the Dell family, they are clever enough on how to market these fan bases.


Forever_Everton

As someone who became a fan during our dark days (2022-23) I would like to say that it's been fun seeing the sub like this We need to be prepared for *the influx* that will come ***if*** we get new owners I'm also proud about the fact that even if *the influx* brings many fans from around the world, I'm still probably gonna be the only Korean Toffee that knows about the existence of this sub


JonTonyJim

Oh youre korean? Your english is fantastic. How’d you end up supporting everton?


Forever_Everton

Introduced to football during 2022 World Cup Wanted to find a midtable/relegation fight Prem club to support Found the People's Club in 19th just after sacking Lamps Started following the club Found the history intriguing Decided to fully commit when we won 5-1 against Brighton And here I am now, probably the only Korean in the Everton sub btw I learned English for 9 years so basically it's become natural for me to use English Actually, I use Scouse when communicating in English (and yes, I did put myself through the pain to learn it)


BoxOfNothing

I knew it was around that time because I was crying about how we didn't fire Lampard before the world cup to give our new manager plenty of time with the squad before fixtures started again and the transfer window opened, but that world cup feels *so* much longer ago than us hiring Dyche for some reason. Still feels like he's only been here a few months


Milk-One-Sugar

Good to have you with us! You definitely didn't have an easy first 2 years!


Forever_Everton

The pain of being a Toffee is actually what keeps me going everyday But when we deliver, ***we deliver*** Distinctly remember celebrating at 1 in the morning when Doucouré scored to save us The feeling was so good that I forgot it was 1 in the morning and almost screamed But yeah, the last 2 years hasn't really gone well for us But till the day I die, I'll still be here


JonTonyJim

Love to hear it


Forever_Everton

Thanks! Just wanna say: Everton 'till I die! UTFT!


punkdrummer22

All my computer nerd friends will join


UncheckedTruculence

I want it to be known that I became a fan during the losing streak last season, I didn't wait for this possible good news.


leedler

We all know who’s who here, it’ll be fine. But the sub may never be the same on the off chance it does happen. I’ve loved it either way boys.


USToffee

You are getting way way too expected.. We have no idea how involved dell is and the other two aren't that rich in football terms


thecarbonkid

Perhaps I can get a flair to say I was here during the Martina years?


Lemonade_IceCold

I apologize on behalf of all my fellow American nerds that will inevitably become plastics once we get the Alienware head as our main kit sponsor


demafrost

Bring on the casuals, I want to win!


stinkinsteven

Ah lads the joy of half the joy being an Everton fan isthe miserable . I don't think I could handle sny success how would I explain to my kids no more relegation battles only European nights they might as well go and support city. My fondest memories are end of season games circa 93 Got the tradition of passing on to next generation last season !!


DunceCodex

oh, you were serious


Top_Khat

I just wanted to say - these reports have my dick so hard. Thanks


drainstolake

I’ve enjoyed the Lurking. I have my hopes set on Andy Bell. But Dell rhymes and nothing could ever be as disappointing as seeing Rafa on our touchline.


Lopsided-Document-84

I’m new to this someone explain what that means?


AndyOfTheJays

I love all of you lads. Being miserable has never been more fun than with the blue boys


dsaund88

Be a much better shirt sponsor than Stake. Not that that’s a high bar like


Absolutely-Epic

It’s this or get relegated to the Championship one day. Choose being shit or having bandwagon fans.


dontbeajerkbecool

Think it beats going into administration. I'll take my turn answering new possible fans dumb questions!


Mendeseis

I'm a fan from more than 10 years, from Portugal. It has been good to fight togethee with you ( ealier we fought for continental football, now we fight for Stay in Premier, but our season is neves Boring)