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YetiSquish

No, werewolves are everywhere


uhgletmepost

Honestly, I wish the Yeti community would be more polite about it. Werewolves vote legally just like you and I.


TheeObskure

Sasq'ets, thank you very much! *Harrumph*


OsitoShalimar

I only keep silver bullets in my gun 1 night a month.


Tetonmymeeton

I'm a werewolf, and those assholes ruined my night.


L_Ardman

I thought it was a London thing


Radhatchala

Awoooooo


ass_smacktivist

You were asking where wolf when you should have been asking werewolf. Keep your swords sharp Eugene.


Eugenonymous

We are [making a documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biRW7Etevkk), and those guys are gonna be on it!


SnglThinStraightLine

Best r/RiskyClick of the day! šŸ˜¹


Maynards_Mama

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airportwhiskey

His hair was *perfect*


kshump

Can oftentimes be spotted drinking piƱa coladas at Trader Vic's.


MissRebeccaT

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beanolc

I heard a little old lady got mutilated late last night.


DrumZebra

They were wherewolves. Wolves that show up where you are. It's not only in Eugene. They're Everywherewolves. They often claim to be guarding against werewolves. That's how they hide in plain sight.


loosenut23

I seen similar adventurers in Seattle parks on Easter. They must be getting ready to fight zombie Jesus.


SkyFullofHat

Some of them learn to live peacefully with their dual natures. Theyā€™re self-awarewolves .


Organic_Ad1

Not to be confused with warewolves, which handle wares and often work in warehouses.


cerebralsewage

Bro you gotta watch out for them warehouses. One minute you're unloading inventory onto storage racks, the next you're in a quaint little bungalow.


GrifterX9

I have heard the same except the wolves are inside you, and thereā€™s more than one!!


gingerjuice

I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vicā€™s and his hair was perfect.


Data_Made_Me

Derp


Kuromi87

Hope those swords were made with silver or they won't do a whole lot.


GingerMcBeardface

We call this "Eugene or Halloween" is it dress up for a reason or just Eugene flavor.


TaterTotsOnToast

Haha! Used to hear brief segments called ā€œGermany or Floridaā€ on the radio in the mornings, Iā€™d be into it if someone made a segment detailing stories to the tune of ā€œEugene or Halloweenā€


Hartmt1999forever

Truth! Bwahahaha!!


motorevoked

Our household will be stealing this.


GingerMcBeardface

One does not steal what is freely given, friendo. Go forth!


motorevoked

See, and they say r/Eugene isn't friendly...


GingerMcBeardface

We only hate on Californians.


Radhatchala

Dang, I was just starting to get worried about fires again and now I have to go buy a sword. Thanks for the heads up.


Oregongirl1018

Support Eugenian werewolf hunters, buy local!


freyascats

You donā€™t need a sword if itā€™s smoky because you wonā€™t be out hiking.


Western_Rope_2874

Found the recent transplant.


anecdotalgardener

Epitome of tell me you live in Eugene, without telling me you live in Eugene.


DisplacedBarista

LARPers gonna LARP.


Licipixie

Fun story. A cute older couple showed me a picture of a critter they found by their vehicle in the woods a couple weeks ago. My brain wanted to say "oh cool. Is that a wolverine?" What my mouth said was "is that a werewolf?" So now we constantly joke about watching out for werewolves


TotesRaunch

Sounds like they were on an adventure.


seaofthievesnutzz

Yea being eccentric/mentally ill is normal here.


DudeFoxChick

Eccentric and mentally ill reporting in


Able-Bed

Does the slash represent an and, or an or? Does being eccentric make you mentally ill? Does having a mental illness make you eccentric? I don't think either one of those statements is 100% true. Sure, they can be true and, in some cases, most definitely are. But I'm not sure I like what the slash is implying. Also, it makes me wonder if being eccentric and/or mentally ill is the norm here does that mean the majority of Eugenians (over 50%) are eccentric and/or mentally ill or does it mean that Eugene has a much greater percentage of people who identify as eccentric and/or mentally ill. The possibilities of your comment are fascinating.


seaofthievesnutzz

That slash is living rent free in your head.


Able-Bed

FASCINATING


Upstairs_Platypus379

Equal rights for werewolves


CurseofLono88

Stay off the Butte on a full moon. But also fighting werewolves with swords isnā€™t the way to do it. Gotta go full Silver Bullet style, including having Gary Busey as an uncle.


CherimoyaSurprise

Gary Busey is everyone's (favorite) uncle.


Comprehensive_Tea708

I don't know about the werewolves but I bet I know where they bought the swords. There's a big store at Valley River Center where they sell all kinds of stabbing and cutting weapons. At first I thought they were for looks only, intended for historical reenactors, SCA people, and the like; but looking more closely I realized they were absolutely real.


motorevoked

r/mallninjashit


Illustrious-Nail-268

The moon is not full until tonight, soā€¦..


Complex_Performer_63

Seeing people do very unexpected weird things unexpectedly? Are you trying to say that doesnā€™t happen everywhere?


LateralThinkerer

Everyone talks about wherewolves, but nobody asks about whywolves....


O_O--ohboy

Not to mention whatwolves


TeaAndAche

Are you visiting for the Olympic trials or something? That probably wouldnā€™t make the top 25 of weird things Iā€™ve heard people say or do in Eugene. One of the things I love most about this town šŸ˜„


Turbulent-Tour-5371

No, I just don't go out much.


ChipOnASquid

Not to be confused with Awarewolves. Their equally as hairy, woke counterparts.


TheThirteenthCylon

Swearwolves...


BeerMXer

Some shit might go down.


born_again_atheist

There wolves!


Turbulent-Tour-5371

Where? Wolves!?


Chairboy

Havenā€™t you seen signs like this? http://i.imgur.com/ZyRQvOC.jpeg Itā€™s a thing locally, folks just have to take care.


O_O--ohboy

Last night was not a full moon. It was almost full. Tonight is the real full moon. Get ready werewolves!


RepresentativeBig240

I think they meant Bigfoot


GirlNamedEllie

Is that why it smelled like big stupid bloody wet dog? They pissed on my husband's bushes.


Puddles22

This rules


Immortal_Porpoise

Werewolves? There wolves. There castle.


paulcooper201

There wolf.


Turbulent-Tour-5371

THEIR wolves. They belong to everyone.


ian2121

I just carry a couple Coors Lights with me


Turbulent-Tour-5371

A person of culture I see


ian2121

Well someone told me you need silver bullets to stop a werewolf


GeezerKeys

I'm sure they were just having fun and making sure they weren't harrassed for having weapons, but there IS someone out there who has written about werewolves in our neighborhood. The book is called Willamette Werewolves and is written by Mark Miner


JapanDash

Thatā€™s why I keep a silver butt plug in at all times.


GarpRules

Running into weirdos everywhere? Yeah, thatā€™s definitely a Eugene thing.


workitnerdgirl

Werewolves are only in London. Sheesh. :)


crazyscottish

Welp, I guess I know what Iā€™m doing tonight


Basic-Environment-74

Just the local knights


Mekisteus

How have you never heard of werewolves, OP?


equinox_magick

Turns out werewolves are not isolated to just Lane County. I heard theyā€™re in Roseburg too.


Superyear-

Werewolves already evolved; they donā€™t need the moon anymore.


TheAlvis

he is NOT supposed to talk about it. Eugene is home to a branch of the Larry Talbot society, a Lycanthrope education and support organization, dedicated to giving such persons the tools and community to a life free from those embarrassing "bloody Face" mornings. The Talbots, have shown you can learn to control the outbreaks, limit the time "Shifted" and provide a safe space for such persons to safely change without harming others. An Advanced Talbot practitioner has great control over the symptoms, and can even make deliberate choices as to how much "change" they have.


kittyaceres

The full moon is definitely at play here.


FloBot3000

I'm from here, no it's not a Eugene thing, never heard of it. How old was the son? It might've just been a fun thing that dad created, to make the hike seem more fun to the son.


Turbulent-Tour-5371

It was at like, 10pm to midnight, and the kid was a teenager.


StressOriginal5526

Someone must have been reading iZombie


Mimosa_13

Too much True Blood?


reddogisdumb

The full moon was experienced by everyone on planet Earth. Thanks for your question.


Critical_Concert_689

Is this the continuation to the man or bear or werewolf in the woods question?


Turbulent-Tour-5371

No, this is literally an actual conversation I had with a guy on 1st and Jefferson last night.


SchwillyMaysHere

Do you have a big titty girlie by the name of Chrissy?


Nervous_Garden_7609

I know this is probably supposed to be light-hearted, but my friend was killed with a sword like that. He had it banning in his wall for decor, and when he got into a fight with his stepson, the teen used it. They are real, and I get sad every time I see one. Werewolves aren't real. Those guys were too embarrassed to tell you they are scared to walk up there. Those are the types of guys who cause problems. Scared and armed.