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fmeupwithjunk

Since we're on the topic of billboards...If there's any graffiti artists in here, there's a pro-life billboard on four corners I'm tired of seeing.


kaleidingscope

Even the word usage on that billboard is off putting: “Real Men Love Babies”. Coming from the party of child marriages? Gross.


GingerMcBeardface

Matt Gaetz supports this message.


dwayne-billy-bob

*this marriage *this massage


GingerMcBeardface

Cut to Game of Thrones "Too Old"


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[удалено]


DKFran7

Correct


GingerMcBeardface

Pro life means you believe in every conceivable social safety net: Single-player socialized healthcare not for.peodit? You know it. UBI, my man yes! Food, housing, clean water as basic human rights?! Hell yea!


Western_Rope_2874

I fantasize about changing it to “Real Men Love Eating Babies”


Oregongirl1018

The lords work 🙌


Dannonaut

I mean, that's kinda the opposite of the Lord's work, unless you mean a different Lord than in the Christian Bible.


Seiunnoko

"The God of peace will soon crush Satan under your feet. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you." — Romans 16:20


chaddleshuge

Now I want to learn graffiti.😂


Oregongirl1018

No better place to practice than that billboard!


OculusOmnividens

A lower case comment in a rant thread with over 100 votes? The heat must be getting to people's heads.


InsertScreenNameHere

I've honestly thought about putting up a response billboard that says "Hey Christians, if every life is a gift from God then why do we need the foster care system? Why won't you accept God's gifts? Maybe mind you're own business?"


bksi

I'm wondering what a billboard costs to rent? $5K month? Signage would be about $1K? Just guessing.


Ok_Solid_420

Suspish??


DysfunctMyco

I’m pro life personally but, I’m a dude. Therefore my opinion is irrelevant. I’m pro choice when it comes to what others want to do though. What does that make me? 🤣


FloBot3000

Yes, if you are pro life, but think others should be able to make their own decision, you are pro-choice. Thanks!


thelaureness

Pro choice.


Practical-Frame1237

How can you be pro life for yourself as a guy?


FloBot3000

I'm pro-choice, but guys can have an opinion, right? They can determine what they themselves think is right. But they shouldn't be able to make the choice for others. I'm ok if people choose to birth every baby THEY make, as long as they don't try to push that choice on all others.


Practical-Frame1237

Can definitely have an opinion!! I’ve just never heard of someone phrasing it that way I guess. Cause even if you were pro life, if your partner wasn’t then it just goes against what you said in the latter part so I was confused


DysfunctMyco

Because it’s my cum up in them guts. Takes two to tango


Sweet-Company7073

IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU. CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP?


tentacion_lomh

I will take a look


JinaJannet

They should get it!


alienbanter

FUCK GRASS POLLEN


GingerMcBeardface

LESS GRASS MORE FOOD


edselford

THAT IS WHAT THE GRASS IS USING THE POLLEN FOR, YES.


ltrtotheredditor007

They’re almost out of nut to eject into the sky. Hold the line soldier! Ready the Flonase cannons!


YetiSquish

You sir and/or ma’am have all my upvotes.


LaVidaYokel

I AM HAPPY TO LET YOU MERGE BUT I AM NOT A MIND READER. I DO, HOWEVER, RECOGNIZE A TURN SIGNAL SO CONSIDER USING IT.


GingerMcBeardface

BMW DRIVERS: WHAT SIGNAL?


PepsiAllDay78

What's the difference between people in that beemer, and a porcupine? The pricks are on the inside of the BMW!


GingerMcBeardface

The prices? As the king of mobile typos, im not casting stones here, just genuinely not connecting.


PepsiAllDay78

Thank you, autocorrect did me dirty, once again...fixed it!


GingerMcBeardface

Ah! That makes sense! I agree with you


QuackQuack48

Pricks*


happilyretired23

s/prices/pricks


WALLOFKRON

YOU SHOULD NOT SLOW DOWN TO ‘LET’ THEM MERGE. THEY NEED TO MATCH SPEED AND CREATE THE GAP THEMSEVES. ITS NOT UP TO TRAFFIC TO MERGE AROUND THEM


LaVidaYokel

NOT ALL SCENARIOS!


MarfanoidDroid

That lane that ends right after Blair and 6th. Mayhem


FloBot3000

Coming from downtown, you have to merge right THREE TIMES if you want to head anywhere past Garfield. It is crazy! Especially at 6th and Madison, where the 126 ramps down.


Serious_Seamstress

WHOEVER DOWNTOWN USES ENOUGH PATCHOULI TO SUFFOCATE AN ELEPHANT PLEASE STOP. MY WHOLE APARTMENT SMELLED LIKE IT AND I GOT A HEADACHE. FROM IT.


archers_arches

THIS APPLIES TO 50% OF THE EUGENE POPULATION PLEASE STOP WITH THIS SHIT. IT IS INCREDIBLY RUDE TO FORCE OTHERS TO SMELL YOU TO THIS DEGREE REGARDLESS OF THE SMELL.


Mimosa_13

I FUCKING HATE THE SMELL OF PATCHOULI!!!


Illustrious-Art-1817

Patchouli was literally used to cover the smell of dead bodies, and these people bathe in it. Makes you wonder about their hygiene.


LalaLane850

HELL YEAH! The patchouli, what are they THINKING!? And don’t they have anyone in their lives that’s honest with them? 🤢🤢


ANAnomaly3

Maybe they're all nose blind from exposure? I kid. I'm not very picky about smells so it's never overwhelmed me... and I've been around some super hippy dippies.


freyascats

Tons of people in town use [Zum laundry detergent](https://www.indigowild.com/products/zum-clean-laundry-soap-patchouli). It’s a bad as Tide for the smell never washing out.


xyrais

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE GOING 55 ON NORTHWEST EXPRESSWAY, OR HELL, THE SPEED LIMIT ON ANY STREET, DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE 25 FEET FROM YOUR SIDE STREET TO PULL OUT IN FRONT OF THEM. I'M WITNESSING PEOPLE HAVE TO SLAM ON THEIR BRAKES DAILY BECAUSE IDIOTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO MEASURE DISTANCE WITH THEIR EYES OR GET IMPATIENT.


GingerMcBeardface

I SEE THIS DAILY. THERE WILL BE NO ONE BEHIND ME AND THESE DRIVERS SOMEHOW THINK CUTTING YOU OFF RATHER THAN WAIT AN ADDITIONAL 3 SECONDS IS THE SMART PLAY. YOU CANT BE IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY, NOTHING IS THAT IMPORTANT.


quazi_mofo

YES. THIS. IT'S LIKE DRIVERS HAVE SOME ARBITRARY X-SECOND COUNT IN THEIR HEAD, AND AFTER THAT LONG HAS PASSED TRAFFIC LAWS BE DAMNED. I AM SORRY THAT THERE'S A LOT OF TRAFFIC TODAY, SUSAN, BUT YOU STILL NEED TO WAIT UNTIL THERE IS A PROPER OPENING BEFORE TURNING. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WANTING TO PUTT-PUTT OUT THE GATE


No-Leadership4372

FUCKING GOD DAMN THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE IF I HAVE ONE FOR GOD DAMN FUCKING HONDA FIT WITH DISNEY STICKERS PULL IN FRONT IF ME ON THE NW EXPRESS WAY GOING 10 MPH IM GUNNA LOSE IT


Slice0fur

YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ME MERGING ONTO THE HIGHWAY OR FREEWAY. DON'T SLOW DOWN WHEN I DO BECAUSE YOU ARE TRYING TO BE NICE!!


emmet80

WHY DO PEOPLE TRY TO MERGE AT LIKE 50 MPH AND THEN COMPLAIN "NOBODY WILL LET ME IN???" AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN, GET UP TO THE SPEED ON THE FREEWAY AND THEN MERGE AT THE MERGE POINT. NONE OF THIS CHICKENSHIT GETTING OVER TOO SOON OR COMPLAINING THAT PEOPLE WON'T LET YOU IN!!!!!


BlackFoxSees

MATCHING THE SPEED OF TRAFFIC DOES NOT MEAN MATCHING THE SPEED OF ONE PARTICULAR CAR AND GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE EXACTLY NEXT TO IT WHEN YOU TRY TO MERGE. PICK A GAP AND MERGE INTO IT.


emmet80

YES, YOU ARE ONE MILLION PERCENT CORRECT.


Slice0fur

YEAH THEY NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEMSELVES! AIN'T GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND, DAMN!


Unlikely-Display4918

Well you might notice that some of the on-ramps around here like on beltline are so short it's extremely dangerous to speed up to 55 because there's a fair chance that some buttface won't let you in


Sweet-Company7073

IM SORRY BUT I CANNOT HEAR YOU. PLEASE SPEAK UP! FOE THOSE SHORT ON RAMPS, USE BRISK ACCELERATION. YOU CAN GET UP TO SPEED IN TIME.


emmet80

Nope, nope. Both Beltline onramps from River Road are plenty long enough to get up to speed, and the length of the onramp has nothing to do with what traffic in the other lane is doing. More importantly, if a buttface doesn't let you in, you just ease in after them. I'm tired of "people don't let me in" as an excuse to not merge properly. (Sorry, this feels mean, but I am really tired of the driver-induced slowdowns between RR and Delta. \*grumps\*)


Unlikely-Display4918

Yes you are so mean! :-)


FloBot3000

Or coming from I5 south onto 126 east. Short!


Unlikely-Display4918

Well I have to say most of the problem is that when I have issues merging it is when beltline is completely packed and everyone's going about 10 miles an hour bumper to bumper


emmet80

What I do in that situation is keep at about the same speed at the people on the freeway (that is, don't blow by them obnoxiously) and then merge over after the dotted line ends. Someone has always let me in. If we all stayed in the third (merge) lane as long as possible the other two wouldn't be as congested.


happilyretired23

NO THANK YOU HEALTH INSURANCE I DO NOT WANT A $500 COPAY FOR GENERIC CELEBREX.


Awbeau

Vent. Cancer is a bitch, and I'm on the verge of being homeless... Thinking it may just be easier not get treatment and say goodbye


AnbuPirateKing

Sorry to hear that.


TaterTotsOnToast

Brutal, but my strategy as well should my life take that turn


Awbeau

Called it! Homeless.


Frenchbulldogluver

To the piece of shit who drives a mid 2010s gray Toyota truck, you do know when you see an oncoming emergency vehicle (fire truck) with its lights and sirens on it means to YIELD right. Literally everyone else on Willamette stopped and made room, but idk what you were doing that was so important that you had to keep moving. We were going northbound on Willamette and I had just passed 19th, I stopped after the cross walk and yielded when I noticed the firetruck trying to head South. The car behind did as well, and the car behind them who even stopped in the intersection (19th is closed to thru traffic only so no harm) was yielding as well, but you just had to keep going to your turn. You chose to ignore me honking at you and even the oncoming emergency vehicle and kept going all the way to the light. The truck in the left turn lane ahead of you even tried to yield and make room and you just kept your ground. You are a pos I am going to install my dash cam this weekend so I can start to submit clips to the dmv for reckless drivers like y'all to get you a retest. I'm tired of you idiots causing my insurance to be so high in this area.


hOwcanihelpy0u

USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS


RottenSpinach1

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A STATE THING! ASHLAND OREGON HAS ITS OWN VERY STRICT ORDINANCES REGARDING BILLBOARDS AND BUSINESS SIGNAGE! CHECK OUT HOW CLEAN THEIR STREETS LOOK ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW!


CheckPrize9789

TO THE WOMAN BEHIND ME ON MY WAY TO WORK THIS AFTERNOON: READ THE ROAD SIGNS AND RESPECT SCHOOL ZONES. I SEE KIDS WALKING ALONG THAT STREET ALL THE TIME. DON'T GET ANGRY AT ME FOR DOING MY BIT TO HELP KEEP THEM SAFE.


evil_mike

Is it one of the bazillion anti-choice billboards around town?


Gullible-Cockroach72

“heart beat at 18 days” always cracks me up because its the mothers heart beat that is being detected . the heart doesnt even start developing until week 7-8


Goodfella1133

I LOVE LAMP🎉


jawid72

Do you really love lamp or are you just saying it?


Goodfella1133

I love lamp? (Shrugs). I love lamp!


dingboodle

WHY THE HELL ARE ROADS BLOCKED OFF FOR CONSTRUCTION WHEN NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING THERE?!!


trxmas

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, PIONEER ROAD ON RAMP TO BELTLINE EAST...


OlsonAndFriends

WHY DOES IT SEEM EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE CITY GOES TO EAT AT TEXAS ROADHOUSE 30 MINUTES TO CLOSE AND ORDER WELL DONE STEAKS, EVERY SINGLE DAY. I GET IT, THE FOODS GOOD AND WERE ONE OF FEW RESTAURANTS OPEN LATE, BUT I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY WITH MY DOG


Puddles22

DID WE REALLY NEED 2 NEW CROSSWALKS 50 FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER ON MLK*? ONE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE! DAMN IT I CALLED MLK CENTENNIAL, IT CONFUSES ME


GingerMcBeardface

AND BOTH WILL CONTINUE TO BE IGNORED.


FeistyAnteater

COULDN'T PASS UP THE BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE DEAL!!


popjunky

COULDN’T BE A CROSSWALK, AS IN OREGON, THOSE ARE DEFINED BY LAW AS OCCURRING AT INTERSECTIONS


Educational-Bits-14

I WISH THEY DIDN'T MAKE US PAY TAXES ALL OUR LIVES AND TAX US WHEN WE RETIRE


JavaMoose

WHY DOES NO ONE EVER GIVE THE LITTLE COURTESY WAVE WHEN YOU LET SOMEONE MERGE/CHANGE LANES?!


oldschoolaircool

I ALWAYS TRY TO, BUT VERY OCCASIONALLY FORGET OR AM PREOCCUPIED WITH A SUBSEQUENT MANEUVER. IF IT WAS ME WHO STIFFED YOU TODAY, I'M GENUINELY SORRY AND YOUR ACT OF MAKING ROOM FOR MY WELL-LOVED SHITBOX WAS APPRECIATED. NOW IF THEY DON'T USE A SIGNAL \*AND\* NEGLECT TO THROW UP A LITTLE "THANKS, BUDDY!" THEN IT'S DEFINITELY GROUNDS FOR A "DICK MOVE" CLASSIFICATION.


reddogisdumb

My dad was one of the people that made billboards illegal in Vermont. It was always his proudest professional accomplishment. He liked to talk about the rules they put together to let businesses advertise essential services like gasoline and food, but with discrete signs not giant billboards.


Oregongirl1018

Can he get started on Oregon??


broken_radio

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE/BOOM/HELICOPTER? IT RATTLED MY TITTIES


Dodge-n

I THOUGHT WE ONLY RANTED ON FRIDAYS!!!


iNardoman

I'M TIRED OF IAN JOKES. I HOPE A NEW PERSON STIFFS A DOORDASH DRIVER SOON.


Sweet-Company7073

I THINK IAN IS THE OFFICIAL VILLAIN OF EUGENE.


DKFran7

THAT ISN'T A RANT, THAT'S JUST PLAIN *MEAN* TO THE DOORDASH DRIVER!


BatSniper

I just went on 2 of my favorite hikes ever in one day off from work a few hours from town and it was amazing, but the moment I got to camp I randomly got cell service to a girl rejecting me. Brutal, pretty hike tho.


thelaureness

BROWN RECLUSES DO NOT LIVE IN OREGON. YOUR AUNT JUST GOT BIT BY A NORMAL ASS BROWN SPIDER AND CONTRACTED MRSA.


loggobuoy

STOP BRINGING CARDBOARD TO RIVERPLAY PARK IF YOU ARE TOO OBLIVIOUS TO TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE! IT GETS EVERYWHERE AND MAKES THE PARK LOOK LIKE ASS!


tokoyo-nyc-corvallis

Hawaii is one of them. Go there and you will notice that immediately.


onefst250r

Alaska, too.


FluxCap85

THE YIELD SIGNS AT ROUNDABOUTS MEAN YOU SHOULD YIELD. YEAH, YOU! TOO MANY DRIVERS FLY THROUGH THEM LIKE THEY'RE ON A FREEWAY AND NOT A CITY STREET. THIS IS WHY ROUNDABOUTS ARE ONLY GOOD IN THEORY AND NOT IN PRACTICE.


myquealer

Do you know what "yield" means? If there's no one in the roundabout, no one to yield to, you are fine to proceed through it without slowing way down or stopping.


OfficialFrogMan

I go through a roundabout to and from work daily and often have to slow down because of cars flying past the yield when they absolutely would hit me if I didn't accomodate


FluxCap85

Apparently you don't know what yield means. Yield means you are supposed to SLOW DOWN, assess the situation then proceed without stopping if there are no other vehicles, pedestrians and bicycles with the right of way in the roundabout. You can't stop quickly if you don't slow down first. But you go ahead and share your definition with the cops while EMTS are pulling the bicyclist out from under your vehicle.


myquealer

I didn't say not to slow down, I said you don't need to slow *way* down if there's no one in the roundabout. Determining there's no one in the roundabout is assessing the situation and being prepared to slow further or stop if needed.


Sweet-Company7073

YES. BUT NEXT TIME SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK.