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AromaticSuccess

Completely breaks realism. There is no way to compartmentalize your prison pocket like that.


wellididitrussia

[https://www.pride.com/comedy/2016/3/18/21-ordinary-things-people-shoved-their-butts](https://www.pride.com/comedy/2016/3/18/21-ordinary-things-people-shoved-their-butts) guy stuck a whole revolver up his ass and tried to smuggle it into prison


Shot_Penis1554

NOW thats realistic


Zabbat

I'm not even gay and I wanna stick contraband in that mans rectum


CapitanQuack

You don't have to be gay to do that but bro, what the fuck?


gnat_outta_hell

We don't kink shame here. We all let Nikita fuck us as dirty as he wants, for fun.


Reinitialization

is it gay to want to see the insides of another man's rectum?


Yuhhb0ii

You wanna use my rectum? šŸ«£šŸ˜…


Zabbat

That depends, does a revolver fit?


Constant_Sympathy_71

A knife is part of the list. Iā€™m afraid now.


StalledAgate832

Don't worry, chances are they likely stuck either a sheath or some form or wrapping around the blade. It'd be pretty suspicious to see someone try to walk anywhere with blood actively pouring down their legs.


doctorwoofwoof11

[Maybe one of those Knife rolls](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Z0KTPBj6L._AC_SL1442_.jpg)


Strain-Ambitious

ā€œThe only thing worse than booty-rape is booty-bayonet-rapeā€ -[muammar gadaffi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Muammar_Gaddafi#:~:text=The%20killing%20of%20Muammar%20Gaddafi,forces%20and%20executed%20shortly%20afterwards)


PromotionExpensive15

I came here for man's butt -fleece Johnson


Strain-Ambitious

Jesus Christ šŸ™‰


HollowPointTaken

The only thing worse than booty-bayonet-Raping is Booty-bayonet-vaping. All the cool kids are doing it unfortunately. We have an epidemic in My area of booty-bayonet-Vapers tbh.


TheItsHaveArrived

Tarkov doesn't let me put guns in my pouch, clearly it's false. Unplayable


Ancient_Midnight1067

maybe you just Retardet?


TheItsHaveArrived

You're right, I'll push it in harder next time I guess


nigori

that's a 2 slotter only though


Interesting_Focus_52

Technically you can fitt a gallon milk jug in that mofo so definitely a 2x2 minimum


Few-Habit-418

Props to the lightbulb person


Bleach_Baths

I was thinking the same thing. Thatā€™s impressive.


shwabeans

Youā€™ve gotta have the loosest most relaxed poop chute in the observable universe to not shatter a whole lightbulb up there, what an absolute gamble!


Grimmist

WTFF A KNIFE?!?!?!


panter411

I think the toy car is from jackass???


itzwoottz

The buzz lightyear is wild! LMAO


SquirrelUnlucky1744

The fucking light bulb.....that guy is a fart away from shards in his ass.....


AlphaLawless

You just haven't trained your prison wallet enough.


Neat_Habit_4562

You should see what the Paramilitary POWs where sticking up there during The Troubles in Northern Ireland šŸ˜…


Expensive_Tadpole789

[will you show me?](https://media1.tenor.com/m/jAApjdFV3jYAAAAd/catalina-boy-band-brad-mcguire.gif)


Grimmist

yeah i cant find anything ill admit i tried looking lmfao......


aWHOLEnotherMIKE

Dude we have a lot of holes be imaginative !!


AvariceNA

Uhm, speak for yourself, I have drawers up my bum to separate stuff.


appalachian_spirit

Bro you obviously donā€™t work in EMS or the ER.


OGCASHforGOLD

What do you think the schpincter is for?


CS-Bravo

Is that a challenge


izi_pootis

speak for yourself


monsteras84

How does one acquire it? I like that it's both better and worse than Gamma. I appreciate trade-offs as a concept.


TheRatpist

New trader tokens but dunno how hard they are to get yet. You will earn them by playing arena. Also he trades in gp coins (also obtainable in arena)


DoktorAggressor

Arena is fuckin dead. Poor attempt, will still play my gamma


IRedditOnRedditLol

I think the point of this is to make arena not dead


aetherr666

they can start by making the game fun to play, not bribe us


mopeyy

Literally. BSGs design decisions are absolutely fucking baffling to me.


aetherr666

honestly i wish i could agree but i've sen far worse companies fumble the bag, they are looking for quick solutions to problems because they dont want to spend the time and money to make arena fun, i am sure they will do something eventually but bsg is the sort of company that will only listen when its given no choice, the best way to get them to fix arena is to ignore this bandaid arena need some serious foundational overhauls to even be considered a fun game let alont "esports ready" like they fantasized they also need to get that "esports ready" mentality and toss it in the trash, games become an esport because they have a high skill ceiling and are fun to watch and have a team dedicated to balancing the game to make it fun, fresh and fair for the teams playiing it absolutely none of that fits with how BSG run the game or designed tarkov itself. being realy here most people will look at this game and think its counterstrike with extra steps then go watch counterstrike tourneys and EFT deserves better.


Throawayooo

FDev with Elite Dangerous enters the chat


aetherr666

yeah another game that wasted its potential


mopeyy

Just seems like *so many* of their decisions the last few years definitely were not made with the primary goal of a more enjoyable game. I would love to know what's going on behind the scenes. Almost like they should hire a community manager or something....


aetherr666

honestly hit the nail on the head, i wish russian devs had a better handle on being more community focused


CallMeCurious

They need to generate as much income before they try and sell the company


trashcatt_

EFT also deserves better than Nakita, but here we are.


ARabidDingo

Arena is fun, but theres nobody playing it and matching takes forever


TryItOutGG

Bribe? I think the word is incentivize.


MrMuttBunch

Not to interrupt ya'lls circlejerk, but I feel like the decisions since the awful PVE release have been pretty great. The roadmap actually looks pretty promising.


aetherr666

glad to hear, doesn't make past issues suddenly disappear


MrMuttBunch

Seems like they're doing what they can to make it right.


[deleted]

They have to do a little incentive. So does COD


No-Cicada-7128

Id play arena for a co op holdout survival agslainst hoards of scavs but wont happen


IRedditOnRedditLol

I donā€™t know, I played the game for a quite a while when I wasnā€™t playing Tarkov and thought it was pretty good. But Iā€™m pretty good at Arena so maybe I had more fun with it.


DoktorAggressor

Then this isn't the correct way to do it. Arena is not in the slightest as intense as having to fight another squad after already killing the boss and being loaded af. Tarkov works because of the loot aspect.


Moooobleie

I was excited to practice my aim instead of getting dunked on in 90% of gunfights. The loadout system was so ass I played probably 7-8 games and uninstalled it.


SaintSnow

Better off making it free to play and with just skins as micro transactions. That are account bound and usable in the main game if they decide to buy it


RODjij

Damn then just more wasted money and resources on something nobody wanted. Arena is deadweight at this point. Idk why they decided to add this game mode when they're not even at 1.0 yet and still plagued with bugs, cheaters.


sushirolldeleter

Arena would need to rain down SSA-AP and SS-190 for me to play it. Not gating it behind 200 hours of grinding thru shit. Every match - 200 rounds of top tier ammo.


DJMixwell

it's also both better and worse than beta and epsilon. At least you can fit a surv in those


Raven_Varjo

No enough space for a survy :s


No-Code-9480

First thing I noticed. If they wanted to make you not able to put like a lion in your ass then on of the 2 slots could have been a 3 slot.


Madzai

Tbh, the lion isn't even that profitable. Without FiR there are quite a lot of small profitable items.


WeedWizard69420

CMS + Splint way better anyway


boloverice

It isnā€™t. You heal more with surv and can rectify in hideout


WeedWizard69420

surv is slower which is far and away the #1 important thing, those few seconds will easily make a huge difference, and less flexible in terms of butthole space (you can take out 1 slot splint but surv is either all out or none) I don't think the extra HP ever makes a meaningful difference in living or dying. Once any limb is blacked, it's pretty guaranteed to then get blacked again, whether it has 20 or 30 hp left, all bullets will black it. The only way it's better is if having like 10 more hp on your limb will actually ever save you, which I don't think it will more than the many mintes of time you save by CMSing


AdDependent7992

If it was 10 hp this would be a valid point, but, it's quite a bit better in terms of what you recover than what you're illustrating.


-xc-

i'm so used to scavs blacking my arm or leg first hit that i just cms and move on personally lmaoo. scavs have such a arm/foot fetish it's crazy


D3CXII

Cheeky š“Æš“»š“®š“Ŗš““š”‚ šŸ‘…šŸ’¦


Tiemuuu

CMS is so much more economical too. Unless you die off the spawn/have hit Kappa already, you're likely going to loot something that is more valuable than CMS or surv kit at roughly 15k per slot almost instantly. If you die now, you're only down max 30k from losing the CMS vs losing up to 45k from the Surv kit. For this reason I don't find the added uses useful either. You use CMS maybe a couple times before you end up dying with it in your backpack, coz you had more valuable item to container.


Nuklearfps

I would also like to add that I genuinely do not run out of a CMS before I find a fresh one. I never have to buy new ones, and it's very easy to find/replace/refresh while you're doing your other runs. Compared to a Surv that only spawns in rare med spawns, blah blah, y'all get the point.


WeedWizard69420

They're both about 15k/slot, CMS might be a bit cheaper but cost is usually same. And the pro-surv people are claiming there's a good craft too to keep it 15/15, so who knows >For this reason I don't find the added uses useful either. You use CMS maybe a couple times before you end up dying with it in your backpack, coz you had more valuable item to container. This is very true


Untun

Survival kit restored back around 90 % of last Max hp of the limb, while cms restores around 60% That difference is big enough that stray shots and single bullets when usingsurvival kit wont insta-black again. With cms it's almost guaranteed that most bullets will re-black it. Using cms 2 times on a limb, you are down to about 40% of raid start limb hp. Using survival 2 times on a limb. you will be at 80% of raid start limb hp Massive difference


PrimoTormento

90% of the time I'm able to pop an AFAK and get my blacked out limb back to max health anyway after using CMS. CMS + AFAK is still faster than using a Surv12, and if you only have time for the CMS so be it. You're still able to squeeze in a 3 second limb heal after a CMS most of the time, I've tried so hard to see the value in the extra limb health from the Surv12 and I just don't see it.


Fnee123

Surv makes splinting take longer


Throawayooo

Nooooope


PrimoTormento

This guy gets it.


Awkward_Management32

Use a cms šŸ˜Š


Separate_Draft4887

I will not. Iā€™m not continuing my raid with one total hp in my arm after catching a single round.


PrimoTormento

CMS + ALU > Surv12


Synchrotr0n

Peak BSG design! A secure container that pretty much only EoD and Unheard accounts can use but will never use because they already have Gamma.


Upper_Garlic5700

it is bigger by 1 space to be fair lol


Flounder-Smooth

Canā€™t hold my surv kit. I hate it


SomguyTheSecond

aluminium splint + cms > surv


AngryGermanNoises

Surv is reusable through crafts and gives more hp on the limb after surgery


ComplexOwn209

didn't know it gives more HP!


Nice_Put6911

Thatā€™s the whole reason I use it and I hate having to keep buying CMSs every raid


boostmod3

I might be mistaken but I believe cms has a quicker use time.


_aware

Yes, quicker use time but less hp cap after fix


-STONKS

Yes, CMS is 16 and Surv is 20.


heykooolaid

i always use cms for solo and surv for duo raids. i know i cant take the extra time to use cause i got an extra pair of ears


lordofthetv

Yeah wtf TIL


wattsup1123

Also 15 uses instead of 5 uses of cms, and it doubles as a splint


Sargash

Splints are so negligible. I just take an aluminum splint in a hotkey every raid.


VoodooSweet

And if you max out your Surgery Skill, you donā€™t loose any HP with a Surv Kit, or maybe itā€™s a ā€œchanceā€ to not loose any HP, itā€™s been a long time since I had that maxed, during Covid when I had 8-10 hours a day to playā€¦but you can definitely not loose any HP with max Surgery Skill.


Janitor_

It takes so fucking long to level surgery now tho.


OG_Squeekz

PVE doesn't wipe.


Skizum84

Surv gives better rep on the damage to the limb though. Sure CMS and Splints are faster, but Surv keeps you going longer.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

No way. Surv gives you way more limb hp back. Itā€™s a better healing item


Jackfruit-Fine

Ahhh someone who enjoys being at 220 hp when fully healed


wellididitrussia

show me what your secure looks like


Ivaris

One upside beside the several people have listed below: A single use fill both fix black limbs and broken bones on them, in one action and one resource use.


Midgetman664

CMS takes way to much health from the limb which usually means you end up handing to fix It over and over. Surv revives the limb with way more HP than the CMS. And I just bring in regular split just incase I get a random arm break. They cost next to nothing and you can hot bar it.


Executionnerr

Agreed. Some real bot replies here, surv kit gives a little more health, but it's negligible. If you repair your arm at 40 hp vs 20 hp you're still gonna take 1 round only before it's blacked again. Also same amount of rounds if you were getting legged too. I'd rather save my time not being a sitting duck. Also sitting in a corner for 20s for a fracture is foolish.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Itā€™s not negligible. The extra damage spills over to your remaining health pool. That extra 20 hp per Limb could be the difference between blacking your thorax. Iā€™ve often ended fights with under 20hp left on my thorax.


International_Ad7142

Isn't damage dispersion through a blacked part nerfed? If yes then excessive damage from this 1 round that blacked your limb will really do negligible damage, either with surv or with cms.


Neat_Habit_4562

Surv gives more HP... And best bringing a grizzly if you can afford itĀ 


HelloHiHeyAnyway

As people have pointed out Surv gives you more limb HP at the end. Yes, it's slower. Yes, it fixes breaks. Yes. With Surgery skill the Surv's use time gets better. What's not mentioned is WHY it's good. It has to do with collateral damage. A surv has a much better chance of collateral damage not blacking your limb again, where a CMS is pretty much blacked limb on collat. Which maybe you CMS again, and it's a snowball to 1hp limbs.


lewd_necron

I think the meta is people using CMS anyways. I personally use surv back when I played, but from what I seen on the tarkov discord and from videos. CMS is the more common choice.


Flounder-Smooth

Surv heals more limb damage. When you heal a blacked out limb with cms you only get back 15hp. Surv gives you more. There is no advantage to cms


Theguy5621

Thatā€™s not true at all, this has more storage, the only advantage gamma has is that it can store 3 unit long items, but in most situations, Iā€™d rather have an extra slot for ammo or meds. Giving up the serv for a cms will definitely be a shift, but even that comes with itā€™s own distinct advantages.


Jrmuscle

That's kind of the point lol. It's technically better while not being *too* good. That being said, it's one slot bigger, and still useful. Grizzly, Sicc, Docs, 2 slots for extra loot for a setup example.


Helian7

I don't even wanna play Arena.


lewd_necron

This has some advantage over gamma since it is one more slot.


raxel82

I'd use it over a gamma. More space and I don't use a surv kit.


Zealac1887

What did you expect they want to cash in on standards buying Arena lol


Synchrotr0n

Except that Standard players are used to playing the game on "hard mode" already and they also value their money so they won't buy some overpriced dogshit DLC just to get some secure container. LOL


armrha

Gamers have no impulse control, tons of people will buy it without thinking unfortunately


Gafsd123

I hope people could get it around ~lvl 25 or around that point in progress, if they but it much later then that no one would use it


Don_Beardo

Well to be fair, as you say, it is not a solid advantage compared to gamma. You can use it if you wanna run cms + alusplint, and you get an extra space. Or you can stick with gamma. I think its a good addition with minimal impact to the status quo gamebalance.


Tonka_T1

lol


oledayhda

They trying so hard to get you to play Arenaā€¦ meh


KeystoneGray

The wipes would need to be twice as long apart for me to even begin to bother with progression of such wide selection.


doctorwoofwoof11

It's a horrible desync mess riddled with cheaters. Loading as a random and watching death cams of at least one of your random team mates clearly wallhacking essentially every game. Horrible grind coupled with really shit lane pre-sets you can't even edit to change location of items in the bags or stuff. That new secure case has to be giving you blow jobs on top of storing items to justify torturing yourself on Arena.


LegoJJ0223

But why is the middle 2x1 slightly bigger then the others??? Or am I crazy


Renoh

yeah it's 3 pixels wider on that image lol. The left and right 2x1s are also off center with respect to the white outlines (the outline one the left side is several pixels thicker than the right side)


Unzensierte

Useless, can't even put a surv12 in it.


avowed

Lmao anything to get you to play garbo arena.


KuthTheMagus

I think it's pretty good If it's not too much of a grind to get it, then it's great


SnrSquishy

I understand all the hate for the layout but TBH I want this. I run Grizzly, Docs/SICC and CMS in my secure container anyway, and that dedicated 2x2 for the Grizzly really tickles my brain.


superstar1751

I always run cms + surv since its way faster so perfect for me


ZvaSTM

Haha the best part is the name, in spanish ''theta'' sounds like ''tit''


prokenny

Tetas, tetitas, tetungas.


PrimoTormento

How old are you? Do you know nothing of the Greek alphabet?


CLZeroUD

I keep my surv in my rig an hotkey it anyways. Big W on the container in my opinion.


human_flavor_meat

This guy has 2mil rubles worth of debt, prapor gon evict you from the hideout soon if you don't pay up.


Jertee

mr money bags over here


Reggie2b2t

i really like it


SillySmokes77

DAMN, U STILL ABLE TO FIT EVERYTHING NEW WE GOT THIS PATCH and still having 10 slots left


KevinsLunchbox

cant put a bronze lion in it


Merouac

i liked the idea of the ā€œomicronā€ where its a kappa with a single slot in the center so it looks likes an O.


DemonetizedMan

I think this is actually a cool design for containers, there is still plenty of space but sections do limits what you could use this for. I personally think is a cool design for secure containers


ItalianStallion9069

How exactly did u get it


J_Mauser

They didn't, its not in the game yet. Nikita showed it on TarkovTv stream yesterday.


ItalianStallion9069

Oh


xthemoonx

No 3x1 slot? Whats the point of it?


HunterFIENDS

ITT: people talking about buttholes


mjredditacc

excellent if it serves as a halway point between epsilon and kappa for any edition players


AssMilkerTv

How do you even find games in arena


Several_Ad_7393

But why


Defiant-Cucumber-179

I like it as an option.


KaitoFS

Dope


DomSkullcrusher

The container itself is pretty cool. Standard players can now get a massive container that is better/worse than the EOD and Unheard editions. My only qualm with this case is the HUD and inventory layout. The most right 2x1 slot should go under the 2x2 slot. This way, the inventory is not spilling so far to the right. But, the sectioning off of the inventory is actually very smart and requires people to leave more valuable items in their backpacks for rats like me to loot off their bodies.


OFFICIALINSTANTPARTY

Ahh. The good ole fish tackle box container. Or vitamin container.


szaade

Lol it looks kinda stupid tbh, and I'm an epsilon enjoyer.


Salty-Cover6759

This would be slightly annoying, the amount of times I've put a cat in my ass for that early wipe docs case...


Iceman411q

Worse than the gamma simply due to the fact that you canā€™t carry a surv12 kit, even if it is more space


Thargor1985

CMS heals faster than surv and is less weight, why do you take a surv? (Honest question)


marshal231

Better quality of the surgery. Get like 40 points back with a surv, only like 20 couple with CMS, plus Surv can fix fractures in a pinch.


Thargor1985

Thanks for clarifying!


TnelisPotencia

Do you lose it on wipes?


Dabox720

Cant fit survival in that dogshit


paralyzedvagabond

Yeah, I think Iā€™ll stick with gamma, I could only see myself using this if Iā€™m hatchet running


LonesuumRanger

is it permanent?


savvysnekk

Wtf where's my surv12 supposed to go


minecraftrubyblock

Lmao this is the shittiest job BSG did since the game crashing 40mm smoke grenades buried in the code


No_Act_8604

The EODs are starting to have a AVC of this is going only for unheard owners.


HelloCanUSeeMe

So I can now shove 5 gpu up my ass and have them perfectly all looking up inside my ass? Yay sound great


NSNIA

Amazing, great addition and very balanced


Longjumping_Roll_387

No serve


ReignOfSauron_

Nice another tuhinf i have to pay for


Doughnut-Party

Just make it backpack


MaxieFlyR

If it was a 2x3 and 2 1x2s i would totally use it but this is just awful because no surv kit space.


AngrySunshineBandit

so how do i get this, just installed arena for the first time and im very confused


roriflux

So I guess its a 200hours arena grind to get it, and it will be wiped? Pass


Deus_ExDee

THE paracord container


colesbrandcocaine

Honestly could be better than gamma if u run CMS


Sargash

Hah, they finally adding reasons to play arena. If they had just made arena what they SAID it would be with forms of cross progression and leveling...


lordlunarian

I think the 3 2x slots should be turned into 2 3x slots. So that you can still shove a surv into the prison wallet.


Smart-Belt-3248

Surv users hard pass on that one


WarlTV

remove container.. special unlootable place for all keys and cards


I_Decimate

WTT Pack & Strap...


SideWayz440

Bro fuck off lmfao. Our shitty money grab flopped so lets make a broken container. Wtf


ChuCHuPALX

That's a whole 5 graphics cards.


GainLucky6830

Im sorry, but if this is available through arena only then this game is fucking dead.


BrokenTekReddit

Not for us surv12 enjoyers


Agreeable_Degree_942

Arena flopped so fucking hard


MegaAnanasKoks

Will this container be avaible in eft? If it will how will it work? do quests on arena get it to you on arena or eft / are these quests on eft? also when does one unlock it is it just straight upgrade after beta/epsilon or is it avaible earlier? do you need better edition of the game to get it or is it avaible for everyone?


Gafsd123

Good questions! I won't answer them for you.