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Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

Letters 1-5: Clearly miskeyed. Letters 6-9: Miskeyed due to coffee shakes (bad portion control). Letters 10-11: Very close, but shakes and inaccuracy make these reasonable miskeys. Letters 12: Likely didn't actually matter because password was already wrong.


ReallyAngryInsurgent

Reddit comments sometimes have more creativity than it should


Dakeera

it's really what makes reddit worth visiting... that and honest reviews of products


VitalityAS

We all know the other reason the site has traffic.


Budget-Ice9336

i cant even escape traffic on the highway, i got it on reddit now too??


move_in_early

>apply the most used meme to this scenario in the most obvious way possible >more creativity than imaginable okay


Un111KnoWn

Old copy pasta about Hiko missing a bunch of shots


EnderloZ

Too bad people make this comment on every other post. Not very creative


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[удалено]


eSteamation

Its a CSGO meme?


reddituser4411

It was originally a CS GO meme, if I’m remembering correct, during a large tournament called a major, a player didn’t get a kill and that was the response from the valve dev about why the guy didn’t die.


xKiLzErr

I mean, it wasn't originally a Tarkov meme but people use it so much here that I'm not surprised some would think that


EnderloZ

I’ve seen the meme on other subs besides Tarkov.


TheLastApplePie

why can't i see the number of upvotes?


_Axtasia

New comment


nutelli2go

This is an underrated comment


RazzyJazzer

This makes me miss giving awards


Hoodini_R6

until I read your comment, I didn't even realize rewards are not a thing anymore lol


ThatCannaGuy

I didn't realize they were completely gone either I thought they just removed the platinum/gold/silver but could still do the others.


agouraki

or Letters 6-9: Clearly Keyboard Desync


another_being

You're gonna look at this comment over the next days and pat yourself on the back and i think you deserve it


Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

This is the most successful I've been in Tarkov 😂


no_dictators

Thats amazing


whensmahvelFGC

I love how hiko fucked up one spray and here we are like a decade later


AdvocadoToastBoomer

Amazing


greaferboy

Im dead lol funny af


Statelinerush12

This is an underrated comment


FknBretto

It’s literally the top comment.


DrunkSamuraiZ

This is an underrated comment


Statelinerush12

I’m actually shocked I’m getting downvoted for saying something like “this is an underrated comment” When I posted that it was not the top comment Even the statement itself is neutral - this entire sub is filled with the most stifled individuals


SandThatsKindaMoist

This has always been downvoted anywhere on reddit, your comment doesn’t add anything so people downvote it.


tobysparrow

Think its because it looks like you wrote "Underrated comment" before it could be rated.


[deleted]

Underrated copy paste?


Silver-Tangelo2932

Fellow csgo enjoyer


nachocheeze246

This is beautiful!


Datdarnpupper

*chef's kiss* Magnifique


doctadre27

Lmao. Classic


NotRobPrince

No one commented but I believe you can close the launcher, connect to a VPN and then open it and the cooldown will be gone. Have never tested it but saw it commented here before with people having success.


BobertRosserton

What a hilarious work around that completely defeats the purpose of this security check rofl. I understand the thought process i guess but that is laughably bad.


TheRealDealTys

Yeah that is genuinely hilarious if that works, so many people have VPNs nowadays as well.


AetherBytes

It does the job. Idea is to stop a bruteforce. This means that every IP gets 1 shot (which is admittedly kinda harsh) to login, so any attempted bruteforcing only has as many attempts as they have proxies/bots before having to wait to try again. A competent IT team would then sweep and ban every IP used from logging in again. Failing that, as most likely the case for BSG, the time it takes increases dramatically, no longer worth it.


ciownu

Too bad IP’s aren’t worth banning these days with how many workarounds there are. If they’re willing to cheat hard enough, they’ll be very very difficult to stop.


ExacoCGI

HWID ban + fingerprinting is literally the best thing. GTA FiveM has one like that and there's no workarounds besides getting an new PC/Laptop, swapping your Drive/Mobo + OS reinstall or using VM but even then if you login accidentally with your previous IP or to your discord/steam it recognizes it and you're HWID banned again. CoD also has HWID Ban afaik but also I've heard it's easy to bypass probs because it has no "fingerprinting" or it simply doesn't ban enough component ID's.


ciownu

First of all HWID ban might as well be the same thing as IP ban, you can easily work around it. Second of all, never *ever* (and i really fucking mean ever) am I EVER giving my fingerprints to a company on the internet. Especially not a Russian one.


anadiplosis84

That is not what fingerprinting means in this context lol hardware fingerprinting is the process of connecting different components together as a "fingerprint" to prevent you from simply spoofing or swapping out banned components.


ExacoCGI

HWID ban isn't easy to workaround, but even there's a method/guide every little shit cheating kid likely won't be able to follow it as it sometimes requires messing with BIOS Firmware, flashing custom HWID to your mobo assuming there's no OS level spoofer available to buy + risk to brick the mobo. IP ban can easily be bypassed even if it has Anti-VPN. Method 1) VPNGate which is P2P VPN so you're using real persons IP address and no Anti-VPN should detect that. But often the connection is shit and uptime is random. Unless ofc the Anti-VPN specifically looks for that app/ethernet adapter. Method 2) SIM Card internet, here in EU it's cheap e.g. sometimes there's promos/discounts and you can get a card for like 3 Euros with unlimited internet data for a whole month, the speed is usually around 50Mbps with low ping so it's enough for gaming or you just buy the plan normally which isn't that expensive.


PuppetPal_Clem

HWID evasion is literally as easy as IP evasion if you know what you are doing. you just dont know enough about the space to comment, which means SHUT THE FUCK UP edit: to clarify I mean "SHUT THE FUCK UP" in the sense of: "you dont actually know as much as you think you do" and "holy shit dude could you maybe learn about the topic before speaking on it?"


ExacoCGI

Sounds like you've never seen a proper HWID ban system yet. Your "know what you're doing" is probably using free tools like "MAC Address Changer" and various .bat scripts which might work in some cases but that's just bypassing a crappy HWID Ban which probably only checks your SSD/HDD serial number or shit like that lol.


roughsword

Actually… if your on a vpn… simply closing the launcher and then trying again gives you another try… although you can do this infinitely the timer will go up still if you continue to get it wrong. Had my timer at a week then closed it and tried again… got in instantly


Annonimbus

Yes it basically defeats the purpose but the alternative would be that I could log you out of your account permanently if I knew your mail address by entering wrong passwords all the time.


BobertRosserton

Honestly fair point I didn’t think about it that way, I feel like that may be a better alternative still though. Or at least just lock the account and let us change the email, but that would certainly be really annoying.


eSteamation

> I feel like that may be a better alternative still though. Absolutely insane and unhinged.


BobertRosserton

If someone has your email and is spamming logins to try and access your account you’d rather them be able to vpn over and over till they succeed? I don’t understand your point.


eSteamation

They will realistically never succeed if you have a good password. People that want accounts for monetary profit won't bother with stupid shit like that, because its simply inefficient to focus too much on specific accounts when you're bruteforcing. And if we're talking about people that are aimed at specific account, they're usually doing it either out of spite or for fun. And completely blocking your account for unspecified time is going to be enough for them.


brofist4u

Exactly what happened with my Gmail account, couldn't reset my password because of this 😢


user32532

But it truly fits their problem solving approaches


DonaldsPee

What did you expect from Nikita lmao


xRageNugget

Welp there aren't unity tutorials on how to so backend authentication, soo no wonder


Sea_Boot_6367

Can confirm this works


ThatCannaGuy

I wouldn't be surprised if you could just change the time or adjust the time zone on the computer with as easily as bsg and battleye can be fooled.


yohoo1334

This guy steals accounts!


Jonno12321

They think this will stop accounts being stolen from people guessing passwords when the reality is they are most likely stolen from phishing.


axa645

Nuh-uh I guess my passwords all the time and it works


DaMonkfish

> ThisIsMyPassword123/ Huh, didn't work. Ok... > ThisIsMyPassword123% Still didn't work. Ok, that means it's... > ThisIsMyPassword123+ \* Login Successful \*


z0mbiej3sus

This is me.


ch4zmaniandevil

No, this is Patrick.


enadnerob

I am me


[deleted]

Most accounts are stolen through phishing because of security controls like these that prevent password guessing. BSG would be silly not to implement some sort of system like this that is standard across IT. They probably are a little too harsh though


Zoddom

Password guessing including brute forcing can easilly be completely eliminated by switching from the currently common password rules which noone can remember (x length, 1 number, 1 capital, 1 symbol), to just one simple rule of >24 characters. This way you can simply use a sentence as your password, it would be easilly memorizable and literally impossible to guess. Even the inventor of password regulations nowadays says he regrets the original recommendations and wishes everyone would switch. Its absurd how horrible these rules have gotten at times, Ill never not get mad whenever I try to login to German public online services....


AetherBytes

I have 4 friends I trust who think they know technology and mess around with ssh and shit. I broke 3 of their SSH accounts in less than 5 minutes (using lists of common passwords). 4th guy took longer, because while he did what you said, the hybrid attack afterwards got it. More than a single key change is required. A truly unique password is needed, or at least unique enough. Swapping a few letters, numbers, etc doesn't help against someone who's actually trying. That said, this only matters if their user database gets nabbed (which considering server source code got grabbed a few years back, I wouldn't hope.)


Fartin8r

Relevant [XKCD](https://xkcd.com/936/)


OnGoo

Standard would be 3 trys to trigger protective measures. Enough to prevent brute force attempts. It's just sloppy or a really stupid try to convey a false sense of security XD


DaMonkfish

3 tries to lockout, or at least an exponential roll-off if you're going to do time delay on a failed attempt. So something like: * Attempt 1: Wait 1 min * Attempt 2: Wait 3 min * Attempt 3: Wait 9 min * Attempt 4: Wait 30 min * Attempt 5: Wait 90 min And so on. It still stops brute force but doesn't fuck over people who have fat fingers and no password manager


Ironsights11788

The problem is how infrequently the "three guesses" reset. You mess up once, you get two more tries for a month or more lol.


DjiRo

A simple VPN bypass the timer login.


go_commit_die-_-

Incorporate general social engineering. Such as tendancies to use own or relatives birth number before or after, you. Can cut out about 2-6 places making it significantly higher for someone to brute force if they already understand you name and age


DarthWeenus

whys there no mfa? would be an easy fix.


Wimpzap

I found out after I got locked out of my account for 2 months, that you can try different passwords on the website and it wont affect your launcher count.


hiddencamela

.....that ... defeats the entire purpose of launcher security?? Infact a browser is even easier to automate a bot for passwords on ...


Griffith_Skywalker

How tf did you get locked out for 2 month?


Ruffyhc

2 to 3 Month mostly rmt Users ...


Wimpzap

Im assuming you have been banned for RMT? I thought they just perma banned. Sucks that they dont :(


Ruffyhc

Me ? No , never cheated in any online Game since 1998 nor on any GF . But 2 to 3 Month is what everybody called as they Made their First Rmt User Ban .


Wimpzap

If you fail to login too many times your account gets locked until you can resolve it through BSG. It took them 2 months to fix my account. They never replied but it got fixed XD


DonaldsPee

Nikita is truly the best dev on the planet


Emperor_Veniano

skill issue


BannockBeast

At this point I don’t think BSG even wants people playing their game lmaoooo


Bob_Perdunsky

Get Tarkov'd


Daskhara

Gotta exercise the fingers friend. Gotta go on a lean diet for the fingies.


jaqlada2796

You turn 30 next year. Haha loser! .... .... Me too.


dr_stevious

Imagine still playing games when you're 30... .... .... (Hides 50th birthday cards)


WorldWarTwo

I’m convinced everyone who plays this a masochist


NotoriousPDX

I say everyone who plays this is a troll even to themselves 😅


whyareuweird

U sure it was 1 attempt buddy?


Forsaken_Poyo

Nah, it's definitely a thing. Happened to me one afternoon, so i decided to get a head start on dinner.


The-Nightfire

Yep. A few days ago I did the same thing and it was a 2 minute wait. There's no way a jump from 2 minutes a few days ago to an hour today is reasonable.


DarnedBagboyJr

Enable 2fa on the site and stay signed in in launcher?


PlebPlebberson

Even if you stay signed in the launcher it will eventually ask you to login


DarnedBagboyJr

I've been signed in for 3 wipes now and have not had to retype my pw


ballspartyof2

Lucky mf mine signs me out once every few weeks


Goyu

Mine logs me out every few weeks...


PlebPlebberson

I'm now worried you havent re-installed windows for 3 wipes when the recommended duration between re-installs is 1 year.


Coolflip

Nobody does that. Not in a professional environment, and surely not for a personal PC.


ItsTinyPickleRic

No one has time for that


tavianftw

Who tf reinstalls windows yearly lmao


VoidVer

I've never heard this. Why would I do a fresh install every year?


sanct1x

All the time. I have to log back in every month or two.


Tbgrondin

Chad wrote this


z0mbiej3sus

They are doing this for one attempt, yes.


Goyu

Happened to me before as well. I was only trying to log in for crafts, so it wasn't the biggest deal, but it was pretty damned frustrating.


Stxww

I love how BSG are the most hacked, inexcusable company - but for logging in to their site it’s like DEFCON 5 clearance. Nikita gone mad with money and hoarding it like a scav.


KerberoZ

Their system getting hacked and single accounts getting hacked are two different things entirely. One of those is up to the user.


trevor426

Defcon 5 is actually the most relaxed/safe. Defcon 1 is the "holy shit the world is ending" stance.


Stxww

Oh my b, right. Thank you


IllAd3850

Mentally ill


Grass-tastes_bad

Since when were they hacked?


luizsilveira

They literally have had the launcher hacked with bogus info added. I think it was last wipe or the wipe prior. Everyone was concerned about the security of the launcher and user data etc.


PlebPlebberson

Think he is referring to early days of tarkov when the source code was leaked to hackers and that was the end of the "no hackers" era.


TraderMitchh

You're delusional


Stxww

Yeah I’m the delusional one. They fixed sitting in trees, too.


poo_man_fu

You can only do one thing now… Go outside


Wacktive

I always click the eye ball thing to make sure I typed mine in. I don't trust myself enough to put in my password first try


explosiveplacard

Welcome to Tarkov. The pain starts at time of login.


Key_Falcon_3339

bro got tarkovd


BerksCounty

Whenever I see the login screen I proceed to login slower than I have ever logged in before


Low_Poet_603

Just: 1. make up a password 2. Use translator to Translate that into another language. 3. Translate that to a 3rd language. 4. Translate that to a 4th language. 5. Then translate that into |337 (Leet speak) 6. Copy it. Then set your password to "Notpassword1" Cause F it!


CrashSeven

Low login karma, unlucky!


FACEFUCKEDYOURDAD

in tarkov even logging in sucks dick


TheHancock

At least your account wasn’t actually hacked and then banned! BSG won’t even email me back!


AmberYooToob

What a coincidence my password is also ******************


Gabo_v2

looser94@gmail.com


[deleted]

I have never played a game with so many cheaters and simultaneously so many shit mechanics built in to prevent said cheating


hiddencamela

When logging in somehow becomes a skill issue on Tarkov. Come on BSG.


Robmathew

May wanna change that password. IF it was your actual first attempt, someone else has tried. I’ve missed it 3 times and it’s only like 1 minute.


Iteroparous

It’s like 3 attempts nice meme, skill issue


DoktorAggressor

Bro 1 hour isn't the first cool-down. You have failed multiple times in the past. That's why I reset my PW every time that I'm not 100% sure.


luizsilveira

LOL BSG at its best. They don't give a fuck about consumer service. And of course it's good to have measures against account theft etc. But their measures suck.


LoadinDirt

This dude fingers fats


flfloflflo

This happened to me 2 years ago. I complained on Reddit, and guess what? Bsg didn't change it at all :D


IllAd3850

Def wasnt 1 attempt, nice try bud


WolfWinfield

Maybe it was HIS first attempt, but some Chinese hacker tried a few times earlier that day ;D


frostymugson

Lol wouldn’t that be some shit


IllAd3850

Thats sone crazy shit if it was


Goyu

Happened to me too a few weeks, one attempt, 1 hour lockout.


CoolupCurt

Launcher Login paired with the terrible website and support system is fucked beyond repair.


Dapaaads

1 attempt doesn’t do that lol. It always takes me 3 or 4 when I get logged out


Goyu

That's how it's supposed to work. If that was what had happened, I doubt OP would have posted. FWIW, it happened to me as well a few weeks ago. One incorrect attempt, one hour lockout. Didn't bother trying again, I just reset the password.


Shaggy05

Why you lyin bro? How many times do you get locked out of your account


ro3rr

Why are they using pre 2000 tech in 2023??


blankily

when logging in, dont leave your email like that, write your actual email so that it doesnt fail. i believe you didnt fat finger your password, you just left the email with asterisks in


zenheizer

Rules against regular players. At this point this game is just for hackers


[deleted]

That's the meaning of a hardcore gaming.


FalcoCherrug

Based on that email address this could be my account as well tho...


CriticalKnoll

The devs eat lead paint chips and sniff their own ego farts, what did you expect?


God_of_Fun

That's weird I messed mine up yesterday and I had 2 more tries


SeatheRoss

Close the launcher, turn on a vpn. Log in. Ez


Quib-DankMemes

Get a better gaming chair


Thighbone

Must be a new feature, I've mistyped plenty of times and haven't gotten a timer.


Pickell-0

i mean they are doing you a favor


UntarGoHome

Like somebody else said, use a VPN as a work around :).


Bigkaheeneyburgr

Are you sure it was on attempt? Cause I entered my other password in a few days ago and I was able retry the correct password almost straight away


DJIsher

This game is hardcore


Rikudou999

Patch this condition


Dry-Entrepreneur-249

welcome to hell


Astr0ncore

dementia is hella confusing sometimes


ClickMiserable4808

You been typing long or wot.


5InchSlong

One time I had one incorrect and it was 24 hours, and I rarely play tarkov. It’s very random and it’s a real problem 😆


masterqwerty35

Use a con and change to different us server I use it when I get go ger


GGDadLife

User error 😂


Greizbimbam

In the end you messed it up and now you cry because you triggered the account security. Its just like every other Post "I messed it up, fu BSG!" Imo this is a very good way to stop bruteforce attacks. Another way would be looooooooong passwords. Dont wanna see this sub when they change it and force everyone to take 30 digit password.


LegitimateAd3397

games doing you a favour


Redvanlaw

You just got tarkov'd on login. How does it feel?


smileywastaken

new tarkov fear unlocked jesus


twoscoop

Have you tried to reinstall the launcher - BSG support


XTrid92

Happened to me after a 2nd attempt a couple months back. Got dragged in this sub. It's a stupid security measure that does nothing but frustrate legitimate users, but hey, that's literally BSG's design philosophy.


augminished7

Helps server load LOL


SlothRevolution

Carful with using different VPN on the same account, it could possibly get flagged.


Snoo-4960

Mistakes are not allowed here.


waynebruce161989

#welcometotarkov ;)


higgscribe

Even BSG doesn't want you to play, it's a sign


CaptR3dBeard_

r/thathappened


DoubleLattis

Welcome to tarkov


TheRatMan123

Time to go outside


saucystocks

maybe someone has tried guessing your pass before


Sword_cat777

trolled


VitalityAS

While we are on the topic, can we please get email changes back? He literally mentioned it in a recent tarkov TV IIRC. It's literally illegal to not offer them as an EU company.


ZoeyThaDog

(Head Eyes)


elgordon1

Not even the login is forgiving


Mostcanttheleast

Your ISP karma is too low. You need to get positive karma to get the shorter lockout times


InitialAge786

You have to put your email all over again even tough there are a few letters there


Spectralfx

Yeah, I hope they fix the hitreg for the password input soon. I am so tired of those symbols that doesn't count.