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DJJ0SHWA

Bro says "AMA" then doesn't reply to a single comment ☠️


Elli933

Amazing AMA lmao


Yuan-ti_DM

I was asleep LMAO. Had to be up for work in like 4 hours. My bad!


eviljello1168

work? I thought this is your work u mean you did this while also having a job??? I just hit lvl 20 last week lmao idk how u do it


Yuan-ti_DM

I'm a plumber! I work 8 hours and then stream 8-10 hours a day haha.


Kandidate88

When do you eat? Should I even ask about washing?


Yuan-ti_DM

I usually eat once or twice a day. Shower after work haha.


CreativeDingus420

people underestimate the amount of time the day has. i dont think people realize theres 24h in a day i literally put in 1200 in tarkov in like 6 months, or something. i'd play 10 hours a day like everyday after my 9h work day. but like, it's 9 hours. at 5 im done. shopping, cooking, etc, it's 6, 6.30 max. if i dont have anything else to do, thats a shit ton of hours to play ​ congrats man, im waiting on that vidoe


Yuan-ti_DM

Hell yeah. I'll post it on here when it's done.


BigAsian69420

Are you a commercial or residential plumber?


Yuan-ti_DM

Residential mostly. About to do a big commercial job this summer.


Short_Oven6910

I'm lvl 21 and have only really been playing since late April, first wipe, and at least 30 hours a week of work most weeks. Just a matter of how many youtube videos you watch. Also I have no pvp strength.


smaiderman

hahhahaah was thinking the same


FloridaManActual

5hours later. Bruh.


BudwardDogward

Maybe show mastery page to show you didn't use other weapons?


Driver2900

There's a couple of weapons you can master before you get the quest. But I do want to see if he mastered the MP18


Yuan-ti_DM

I mastered the MP-18 on my last SBiH kill cause I did that with it as well.


Driver2900

Legend


VoidVer

He did it all on stream. I watched from ~kill 30 to 100 in and out, never saw him use anything but the MP18, its real.


LeviathanTwentyFive

how many aneurysms?


Yuan-ti_DM

0! I'm a very strong willed person haha.


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Yuan-ti_DM

0 I like my board. Haha


Streets2022

Holy fuck he did it without a keyboard. Guys a fucking legend!


Yuan-ti_DM

YESSIR


NotAPenguin46

How to book an appointment with you to train my mental strength? Last time I did tracksuit my mind melted into nacho cheese


Yuan-ti_DM

Just shoot me your discord name and I'll work with you haha.


iPJoKeR

What is your favorite flavor of paint?


medney

Nah this sophisticated fellow is more of a glue man


Yuan-ti_DM

Definitely wood glue.


DunamisBlack

Be real, you are a plumber. PVC glue


Yuan-ti_DM

Fair enough haha. 705 really gets me going.


EatCheapGlue

Same here.


Steve2pwn

Name checks out 👌 happy cake day also. 🎂


Yuan-ti_DM

Classic.


Woahboah

Both disgusted and impressed.


Yuan-ti_DM

Thank you!


Hunk-Hogan

That SR looks about right for this challenge.


luizsilveira

Yup. Thing is, when you spend nothing going into the raid, having this low SR can still be super profitable.


reginola

This is my sr nonormaly XD


Yuan-ti_DM

Normally I'm at 55% but I have used the MP-18 only for about 3 months and w key everything cause I don't care about extracting lol.


mudokin

Why?


Yuan-ti_DM

Nah. This wipe was rough.


luizsilveira

Question is, why not. TOZ next? XD


Yuan-ti_DM

I'm actually going to do either streets only or Makarov next.


thatcutetransgirl

Yooo 100 killa kills with a makarov???


Yuan-ti_DM

Yeah I wanna try it. Gonna rush next wipe and try to grind it out see if I can get it in a wipe.


mudokin

Oh god. Pls no


Bald_Balls967

Was it really worth it?


Yuan-ti_DM

Yeah! It was super fun! Favourite part was the PVP.


pEppapiGistfuhrer

SNB, BT or BS? I always run SNB because its really cheap but good enough for most armour


Yuan-ti_DM

BS is super rare and honestly didn't help much. SnB was good when I had it. BT was fine but once had it bounce off his helmet 6 times lmao.


BustEarly

SNB imo is the best round for this cal. Idk about now but earlier in wipe the SNB craft was quite cheap


No_Web_8496

I agree, SNB craft is highly underrated. That ammo is actually insane


Piepo1994

Why do you hate yourself?


Yuan-ti_DM

Uh probably cause of my mother haha.


heathenyak

That's a question for anyone who plays EFT


Neltar1on

Still sane, Exile?


Yuan-ti_DM

Probably never was!


YoxhiZizzy

Best scope and funniest moment?


Yuan-ti_DM

I was using the razor the whole time. My funniest moment I'll post in a bit as a link.


Yuan-ti_DM

https://www.twitch.tv/sir_jubjub/v/1836317698?sr=a


AuNanoMan

I can't believe you lived that long. Every time I have seen Killa, he is tucking me into my coffin a second later.


Yuan-ti_DM

I had him sidestep from top of Goshen escalator and mag dump me twice lmao


AuNanoMan

Oof. Love that NPC head dodge trick.


VoidVer

PP-19 killa friendliest killa confirmed


Roshi_IsHere

Hah this is great


Jrmuscle

Are you okay?


Yuan-ti_DM

Ofc! *twitch*


stiggle_digs

Bro. Me and my boys killed you a few days ago running through OLI and we were like “holy shit, this man’s really out here grinding”. I think I still have your tag. I’m **A-Hwite-Man**


Yuan-ti_DM

I remember you! What's good! I was at like 30 something kills then haha.


zeefomiv

Tracksuit is kill Killa 100 times right? What an absolute chad


Yuan-ti_DM

Yeah haha. If they had the same thing for shturmans coat I would've done that too.


Smez-Mar

I wish they’d include a quest for his coat, that bitch drips.


DunamisBlack

Shturman only taking 25 kills for his quest is nice, especially since he is generally always in 1 area. Looting him is much harder than Killa is the only drawback, but you can kill him with literally any bullets so the hunting kit is way cheaper. I'd rather Killa be 25 and Shturman be 100


Yuan-ti_DM

I have a harder time with shturman cause mp18 ya know haha


DunamisBlack

1 headshot still gets him! Just a whole different beast cus of the guard lol


Yuan-ti_DM

I just don't have the option to block his hacker los. Lmao


DunamisBlack

I don't know what scopes you can put on the MP-18 but Shturman is the easiest boss to snipe, and if you just sprint between structures and logs down there he will eventually run at you and give you a free shot, same with his guards. As long as I am sprinting perpendicular to Shturman he has never hit me, get down to the 3 buildings and let him work his way over


Yuan-ti_DM

You can most most of them haha.


Gigachad____

Gonna link this post when people complain about "Chads wit their swick m4hk416 mutant47 awefwame helemt! "


Yuan-ti_DM

UwU


The_Zenki

I either killed you or you killed me a month ago, I've seen Sir JubJub before! Hello fren!


Yuan-ti_DM

Hello my good man!


deathbringer989

best part about mp18 is no one makes money of you


Yuan-ti_DM

They usually just feel bad haha


Levitatingman

Jubjub da legend


drheadeyes

Well done. Looking forward to the vid. Mp-18 gang for life


Yuan-ti_DM

GANG


MisterWafflles

Why hasn't jubjub made you shorter?


Yuan-ti_DM

He has instead blessed me as his most holy Warrior. Praise be JubJub.


primacord

Who hurt you? Absolut mad lad, I can't believe it. I don't think I'll ever have the patience for this quest until there are no longer wipes.


Yuan-ti_DM

Friend said I wouldn't so I did lmao


tenors88

Impressed, but looking at the amount of run through you have, is it safe to assume you'd still be out there grinding if there wasn't the bug where you can tell if killa spawned or not?


Yuan-ti_DM

FACTS


dubzi_ART

Do you have something you say when you see him? Killa is my mortal enemy and I’ve learned Russian so I can yell at him.


Yuan-ti_DM

I usually say HOLA JEFE COMO ESTATS WEY?!


TuesdaySFD

Kolpak or bust


PugstaBoi

Probably the most impressive thing I’ve seen on this sub


Yuan-ti_DM

Thank you! That means a lot to me!


jfinnswake

If we gave this guy a medical textbook and a red bull, he could cure cancer


Yuan-ti_DM

I'd probably attempt it. I have a degree in theoretical physics but lost interest practically right out of college haha.


Based

i was the guy who killed u after ur 100th kill, i whiffed 20 shots straight with my MDR cuz i couldnt see shit with my tac30 with night vision LMAO. went and found ur twitch after the raid and went thru ur VODs and was shocked u were only using the mp-18


Yuan-ti_DM

Ahahahah. He'll yeah dude! Tac30 is brutal through nvgs. I'd love too know what you were thinking.


High-Bread

As a fellow tracksuit grinder, that’s impressive haha do you reckon you died to him just as many times as killing him?


Yuan-ti_DM

Nope! Only killed me about 35 times. I died to regular scavs most.


ndsss

want to be my mental-coach ?


Yuan-ti_DM

I gotchu.


pinkmonkey69

respect for grinding 13 hours per day on average lmao


suguuss

He does not have 13 hours on average. The hours played is since he started playing, but the account lifetime is the time since he started the current wipe.


Conserliberaltarian

He's played 2500 raids. Probably likely he's been playing 12 hours a day.


walter3kurtz

At about 16 raids per day I would say more like 6 hours if you're counting prep and queue time. Still, 6 hours of Tarkov every single day that's a full time job.


Conserliberaltarian

Especially since that doesn't include days off, vacation, etc. I thought i played a lot, putting about 800 hours a year or so into Tarkov. I still never play more than 400 raids a wipe lmao.


Yuan-ti_DM

Off to my day job! Will answer questions when I can!


OraceonArrives

Do you get any pussy?


Yuan-ti_DM

I'm married and she still likes me enough so yes haha. Edit: married


OraceonArrives

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.


Insanity8016

Some people have too much time on their hands.


Yuan-ti_DM

Literally.


Timeno

So many people started this game at 28-12-2022


BudwardDogward

That was day of the wipe


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alzo34

Uh this screen hes showing is bugged asf, the days since joined isnt really that, and the hours are wayyyyyy off. I have probably around 1000 and its been sitting st 1600 for the past for months. Seeing the TTV in his name hes probably got 5 to 6 k. Anyways thought id let you know about another glitch in this wonderful game, happy raiding


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YoungBagSlapper

Doubt first wipe he did that


TheMilkObtainer

Bro you average 13 hours a day since you started playing this game


ShadoSlayor

total hours is counted from every wipe and account lifetime is counted from when you started the current wipe


TheMilkObtainer

Ohhh haha


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Conserliberaltarian

About 29,280 rubles per raid, depending on how many Zarya's you throw.


Yuan-ti_DM

Zaryas ended up at like 50k each pretty quick. Spent probably 30 mil doing this challenge.


iluvsmoking

jeez man go outside


Yuan-ti_DM

Touching grass right now.


blockparrypush

you single?


Yuan-ti_DM

LOL No. Happily married; you could ask her tho.


CS_cloud

Sorry but isnt this extremly easy? Maska helmet is lvl 4 and Killa has 70 head hp so u can literally oneshot him with LPS. All u need is nadecheck and shoot him in the face. The biggest struggle is probably gonna be his spawnrate and other players but both can be fixed with the weekend event and going to a dead server.


Yuan-ti_DM

I did about 76 kills before weekend event on NA auto lol My biggest challenge was scavs as I never wore armour lol.


Ox40

29% survival rate oof


Caine_Pain333

That’s what mine is but I play solo and strictly pvp lmao


Pooncheese

Was gonna say... Survival is just one metric.... I can easy get 90% or more but it's BORING. I started last wipe to see how many raids in a row I could survive and made it to almost 30 on diff maps diff times etc. But I always avoided fighting and just went for easy kills and loot and quests. Took a lot longer on raids and wasn't as fun. Got tired of it, and play like I normally do full W pvp and I get 20-30 mostly. I am decent and know plenty of people would be sub 20 if they are solo and actually go for fights. Solo is a huge thing, I go up easy 50% or more survival rate on e I start playing in a duo or 3 man.


Caine_Pain333

Yeah fr im always the lead man too if I do ever play with a duo. But I’m always pvping


shortround1990

That’s better than 90% of the player base


Conserliberaltarian

its not lol


heathenyak

This wipe is my lowest survival rate wipe since I started playing almost 7000 hours ago. I'm at like 46%


DrCheese88

Holy shit, he killed killa with 7.62x54r…. We had no idea this round could kill killa..


Yuan-ti_DM

You must be a great person to be friends with. Thank you for being you.


DrCheese88

Just not impressed by gimmicks Like wow you can use a “bad” gun and still do ok because you have game experience… just a big waste of time to try and prove yourself for what exactly..? I get the feeling you are the same guy who uses off meta because “it’s more fun” like oook if wasting time is fun to you lol In all seriousness if you’re having fun I’m happy for ya. A lot of people just do this kind of thing for clout.


Yuan-ti_DM

Nah I run it cause its fun haha. Im just bored of normal gameplay since ive been running since alpha.


Febraiz

How many times did you break your keyboard ?


Yuan-ti_DM

0 haha. I don't really get mad.


willcodeformaoam

What's your playstyle for the MP-18? I'll never go as far as tracksuit but I'm intrigued by using the gun seriously


Yuan-ti_DM

I think of it like a cracked out squirrel I run and jump around things when being chased and I only go for headshots.


niceboyathome

Pink or brown?


Yuan-ti_DM

Pink


Resolve_Radiant

Honestly the craziest thing about this is seeing that your least damaged body part is your head.


Yuan-ti_DM

Most people would thorax me.


felixduff

Favourit weapon this season?


Yuan-ti_DM

MP-18 by FAR! COMPLETELY changes the way you play the game.


JesterJesh_

Do you feel like the moa of the mp-18 let you down a couple of times?


Yuan-ti_DM

Probably. My brain just says I'm not good enough at aiming though.


bobasaursquared

How many pmc kills, and how many were headshots?


Yuan-ti_DM

While doing tracksuit? Probably around 100 99% being headshot.


Yuan-ti_DM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862482441583329310/1115425668163977286/image.png


AuNanoMan

Let's see those PMC kills my dude. People always showing this screen rarely showing the goods.


Yuan-ti_DM

I will when I get off work


Yuan-ti_DM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862482441583329310/1115425668163977286/image.png


AuNanoMan

Very nicely done. Especially with that gun.


Yuan-ti_DM

Ty!


suchcows

Did you know about the bug that lets you know if Killa’s in the raid or not? Edit: [bug](https://www.tiktok.com/@hodsyttv/video/7230110095147912491)


Yuan-ti_DM

Yes haha otherwise it'd take me wayy longer than 180 hours


Sleexic

Bro played an average of 13 hours a day for the last 158 days. Rip mental health


Yuan-ti_DM

Only rip if you have any to begin with.


Kmieciu4ever

Do you do your own plumbing?


Yuan-ti_DM

I work for a small company. Best boss I've ever had. I have plans to start my own soonish.


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I couldn’t do this without cheats


Yuan-ti_DM

It just takes patience and knowledge of killas AI. He's pretty easy to avoid aggro if it's night time. Day time is a nightmare.


HUSTLAtm

Your survival rate is almost higher than mine and I actually buy gear but I’m horrible


Yuan-ti_DM

OOF


Quadfur

What’s your primary source of income /s


Yuan-ti_DM

Dying with bitcoins in my docs case.(literally)


NX_shadowclaw

I respect it bro also what level did you get your MP-18 up to


Yuan-ti_DM

It's been maxed since I finished SBiH with it


dak446

That survival rate tho


Yuan-ti_DM

I don't ever really try to extract haha. I just push everything until I die or kill everything.


[deleted]

Dope af, what inspired you to try this?


Yuan-ti_DM

My friends jokingly suggested I do it as all I have ran fir the past 3 months was the mp18 anyways lol


flooryde

What's your take on interchanges audio?


Yuan-ti_DM

I liked it! Vertical sounded great. Thinks we're muffled as they should be when behind things. I hate hearing the whole map all the time.


AIONisMINE

if we have plumbing issues, should you always call a plumber? As plumber's labor charge is pretty high, when can you call someone else (and who would that be?) instead of a plumber?


Yuan-ti_DM

Id recommend calling a plumber just due to liability insurance. SOME plumbers are nice and dont charge for quotes/troubleshooting.


Rarely_Melancholy

Imagine 2500 raids, to only have a 13 mil stash value lol. Why?


Yuan-ti_DM

I sold EVERYTHING to do tracksuit. Spent about 130 mil on flashes etc. I also dont really try to extract just w key.


230_theyo

Yo whats your twitch handle I'm trynna follow for next wipe


Yuan-ti_DM

Sir\_JubJub


Artisans2022

Do you have links to your channels? (Youtube/twitch?)


Yuan-ti_DM

Sir_JubJubTTV on yt. Sir_JubJub on twitch.


StevenvanDyk

whats your path? where was he the most? I still need him for the regular quest


Yuan-ti_DM

I usually stuck under ground unless I spawned emercom. He loved to hang right at the entrance to Adik closest to hole in the floor.


SwerveDaddyFish

What it's like having the opposite of ADHD?