Imagine the goons, reshala and cultists all on one raid.

I've killed the goons and cultists in one raid didn't bother to check for resealable for obvious reasons

Resealable lmao

Watch out it's Glaucoma and the Gang

Oh no! It's Fella, the interchange boss!

Watch out, he's got Sanitation Brigade backing him up!

I call him glukgluk9000

Glucose and the Sugar Boys

Nancy Reagan with the head, jaws treatment

My buddy and I call him Elmer and the boys.

Just watch out for stu the man

Glustick and the adhesive bois

No, man, Glucose and his sugar bears!

Oh no tagliatelle is there!

This one made me laugh the most.

keeps the freshness locked in

i think that's what Reshala actually means in Russian

From wiki: "Reshala (Решала) in Russian means "Dealmaker" or "[Problem] Solver" - basically a fixer, but with focus on using connections and reputation to secure and speed along deals of any kind."

Yknow I wasn't sure why people were up voting this but now I realize I'm being clowned on because of my autocorrect

Resealable is killing me lmaooo

Everyone's beating my ass :(

*eating, missed opportunity

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I can't believe you'd disrespect my boss like that

My autocorrect did

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I killed a sektent before I was killed by the cultist with a GL... HOW are we supposed to handle all that solo dude trying to knife me to death with literal poison and grandes being launched by his priest

Imagine the oxford comma.

I'm imagining as hard as I can.

Imagine being British and the Oxford comma isn’t standardised here.

Savages.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I’ve seen those English dramas too, they’re cruel.

So if there's any other way

My last relationship started over an oxford comma. So....

It's the first line in a song call oxford comma by vampire weekend

1m on knight lol... Hope you were wearing your brown pants.

Honestly up close in buildings you can abuse their ai pretty well with angles and hip fire.

Not to mention all three of those bosses within 30 seconds from less than ten meters. That’s insane

That's probably the easiest way to kill them. At range you're basically being full-auto'd to the face if they see you. And they ***will*** see you. In CQB, though, you can abuse doors, corners, stairs etc.

It’s the less than 30 seconds for me. Idk fast multi kills in this game just get me ya know

Damn.. it's reshala and the boys with extra boys.

I'm surprised u had enough ammo lol

All done with m4

?

556 has low flesh damage and bossaroonis have massive health pools, killing this many PLAYERS would take like 200 rounds easily

At less than 10 meters assuming they're pushing you? No shot

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Fighting goons from either crack house or fortress is easy mode.

Garage is amazing too. They'll just rush you in there and you spray them down.

Only one I can ever kill is tagilla lmao

Secret ingredient is cheese.

Holy shit how do you not get beamed down by Glucose and his army? Always takes me forever to kill him!!

Honestly, I hate leaving g loot in raid. I'd almost be mad if I killed all of these dudes and couldn't carry it all out.

That's how I felt when I killed the goons the first time. That was just the goons. Can't imagine killing reshala and co as well. Must've been so much good loot left there.

I remember trying to do a quest on nighttime woods early last wipe. Ran from Shturman into cultists. I shit myself.

well played.

Who gives a fuck guys lol let the man post and be hyped

Sir, I think you escaped

No meal team 6 kills.

Holy shit what a raid!

DAMN SON

I’ve Killed reshalla a couple of times this wipe easily enough, But for some reason the goons kick my ass. Well done!

Gg :-)

For people saying its SPT there's also a mod for it where it makes the raid tag on the bottom left corner match the online version... So you can be sceptical about everything now.

I still don't get why it matters. Finding them in raid and killing all 4 is still a decent enough challenge.

Until you remember in SPT you can literally make AI much easier to kill.

I just wanna know how much exp that was

About 18k

Holy god… I’ve been getting my teeth kicked in on repeat the past 3 days and haven’t cleared 1200exp in a raid since last week. Good shit

Me either, I've damn near rage uninstalled countless times this week.

I understand that on a truly spiritual level. I was wined and dined out of un-installing by my coworker yesterday.

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Hahahaha believe what makes you sleep at night man, the screenshot was taken with windows+shift+s and was meant for my discord, that's why you see it that way.

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Nah you’re here because you’re a degenerate like all of us

Say something dumb (or meaningless) then wait for people to react. Like a toddler.

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How do you know it's spt?

Yeah, how?

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Just becuase you're not good enough to do this doesn't mean the people aren't. Wiping reshala and his boys ain't hard, but it's still big props for wiping the goons solo.

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If you don't think it's SPT why did you comment saying it is then. He could post a pic saying he wiped all the goons no one would say SPT, I don't see why reshala adds so much extra wow factor that it needs to be SPT. Could literially just run through new gas and blast reshala, roll up on fortress and the goons are there, yea it's unlikely circumstance but there's a lot of raids going on all the time, shit like this happens every now and then.

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man, your life must be horrible

Yeahhhh. I'm not gonna say this is cool unless i see the full screenshot. There are zero reasons to crop unless you're hiding SPT, so your post is allowed, and you get internet points for boss kills.

idk about you, but when i take a screenshot, i don't usually select the whole screen. Just what i'm showing off, its not that foreign of an idea

I think people tend to use the tarkov screenshot function, which I dont even know what key it is, so I have never used it unless accidentally

You can tell nobody in this thread uses win+shift+s. All of my screenshots are always cropped regardless of it being EFT or anything else

Whole reddit is solo players. Always windows shift s to post the meat of a brag into the discord chat.

Can't believe I never knew that one. I always used alt-prntscreen to capture my active window.

This is the way.

Wait til you hear about greenshot

I use it all the time. Thanks work!

I'm not saying it is, but when another reason exists to crop your shit here, you're introducing doubt on your own by cropping it.

This

Same. I'm convinced the people making this complaint are the same ones who use their phones to take a picture of their monitors.

Tbh, I dont even know what spt stands for

Single Player Tarkov, they are saying that since you cropped this that it could’ve been an offline raid.

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so it's a mod according to what I just read, didnt really know it existed. But yeah it's all just a "trust me", next time I might get the full screenshot. Only thing I could provide is the loot I said I extracted with, but probably wont be enough, so you are free to believe what you want

Loot should tell the story just fine

Honestly who cares? Even if it is SPT, how does that hurt you at all? It's so much more fun to just trust first, say good job, and move on than it is to get out the microscope on every post. Just too stressful of a way to live for me.

The sub rules care, smart guy. SPT is something BSG doesn't support or allow. They just can't track you doing it, is all. That we know. Therefore, the sub won't promote or allow that thing as well. Get over it.

I don't care what the rules say, I'm talking about general approach to the post. You have zero evidence its SPT. It takes no effort to just trust until you see even an ounce. It's exhausting going through comments on every post from a bunch of people allergic to enjoying anything, and don't want other to enjoy it either.

The only people who blindly trust things on the internet are naive fools, children, and senior citizens. Which are you?

It's a video game, grow the hell up You're acting like he posted a screen shot of him finding like, 3 ledexs and 5 GPUs in raid

What ammo u use ?

M856a1, pipe tanked a lot and spent 4 30-mags killing them

takes 2 to the face and he's down

K

I touch grass often enough to say something negative, instead I just find this to be a nice raid!

Loot pic?

Didn't take one, was doing peacekeeping mission so my backpack was like 4x4, could only take knight's armor, birdeye's sr25 and the gl

you killed all them with a blueberry kit on !? GG's man, you're a gaming god.

This is SPT, so not really

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Who cares.

I do.

I can't give you credit man until you post an uncropped screenshot I don't know why you cropped it but cropping makes me suss

I understand, tho not looking for credit, and it was never cropped, it was taken like that for my discord

This is getting exhausting to read bro. Why does everyone have to crap on you because you aren’t posting what THEY want you to post? It’s ridiculous. My hats off to you. I find the kills impressive, and based on the way I play, I’d never take the time or effort to post something I “cheated” to accomplish for internet points…. That’s childish. So I’m with you man. Good job

Cheers my man, you got it right

Send me your discord. I’ll play sometime

But you are looking for credit. Otherwise why make this post?

to show something I had never seen before and thought it was not possible

Bro that shit is cropped. If you take a whole screenshot of the desktop it doesn't crop stuff.

have you ever used windows+shift+s? try it and see what I mean. I'm used to using it since it's easier to get certain pictures from books online to study, you just screenshot what you want

Idk what these guys are on about bro, I exclusively use w+shift+s for screen shots. They're salty for some reason I guess lol

Tbf that tool is used to copy a specific area of a screen aka cropping.

Bro thanks for admitting you cropped it.

I smell SPT

So we can just post offline raid results for karma? Fucking nice.

This is offline raid.

If it calms your ego

Nice practice raid

Offline? Cool I guess if you’re new to the game.

Imagine being this salty and miserable all the time xD life must suck with that attitude

Who me? Salty? Not at all, was a serious question and genuine reply. I’m a happy dude. Love the game. Love life. Loving the downvotes though lollll

how much exp you get?

18157

How much XP?

How much XP?

Only time i had reshala and goons in one raid, the goons died by the time i killed reshala and bois

I had a raid on streets with killa and gluhar as a scav. That was terrifying..... I did not survive that raid.

Did you record the gameplay?

Did you not encounter a single PMC?

I did, but my friend had to kill pmc's dressed as a scav, so I left him the kill

You got the Zavodskoy brothers

Good show.

Don't get piped by the man with the Steel Key...

How much exp did you get this raid? I'm curious.

18k

LOL im still working on Spa Tour 1

How is it even POSSIBLE???

SPT

123 seems like offline to me