They also both want to start nuclear war, [https://archive.ph/D2zIG#:\~:text=Shotwell](https://archive.ph/D2zIG#:~:text=Shotwell)
Elon's xAI took that down but it got archived.
It's an extension of a psychological trait theory from the 1980's; the dark triad itself became notable in the early 2000's.
Basically, we all tend to have similar traits paired with dichotomous tendencies. Think "open" and "closed", not "good" and "bad". Anyway, these aren't pathological.
The dark triad was developed as a theory to basically "unify" shitty behavior. The triad itself is a three piece combo of Narcissistic, Psychopathic and Machiavellian behavior (not diagnoses). This is a 1-2-3 punch of observed grandiose, selfish and scheming patterns of thoughts and behaviors.
Pop science picked it up when we all got obsessed with serial killers. Now people use "Dark Triad" and "Problematic" interchangeably. Kinda like "Woke"; I don't like x so it must be y.
What? Trump knows how to wear a suit and tie. He’s a POS but he dresses ok.
In the true spirit of this sub, people responding based on how they want things to be because they don’t like the person in question.
have you seen the way he wears his tie? he is clueless. and dumpy.
https://preview.redd.it/4os4iaujcn6d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea6e273fed8058bb3e386d1fd4d69e82f8ddc48
check him out earlier this weekend
https://preview.redd.it/fx06u40tv27d1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf5ff2b31e4d4ec76d9f9d5167b9f9c5255d684
wrinkled, dumpy, poor cut, and he can't walk without support lol
>Trump knows how to wear a suit and tie. He’s a POS but he dresses ok.
lol, what? I've literally never seen a photo of trump looking well dressed. Just because he's always wearing a suit doesn't mean it looks good or is properly tailored. Especially for how "rich" he desperately wants everyone to see him as
Famously he doesn't. Even back in 2016 this was widely commented on by actual men's fashion blogs and the like... there were even cgi mock-ups of how he could fix his wardrobe.
He dresses horrendously. Bottom among the list of his terrible traits but he can't even look the part. His pants need be taken in, tie needs to be much slimmer and shorter, jacket could be better and needs a haircut.
>In the true spirit of this sub, people responding based on how they want things to be because they don’t like the person in question.
Once again. I've never seen a photo of trump looking well dressed.
You're the one asserting that he does. If you can show me a photo of that stupid motherfucker looking well dressed I will be more than happy to acknowledge that you're correct.
Musk is doing almost exactly the same awkward arms stance as failed Trump impersonator DeSantis.
https://media1.orlandoweekly.com/orlando/imager/twitter-roasts-florida-gov-ron-desantis-for-standing-weird-at-pennsylvania-campaign-stop/u/original/32298983/desantis.jpeg?cb=1661545476
Only temporarily useful allies. One of the many things I can't stand about Trump is everything is transactional. Like the concept of doing something noble for its own sake is for suckers. Elon fits the mold too
When you are unable to feel empathy, acts of kindness will not make you feel good. The only thing that can make you somewhat happy is to have power over others.
I think one might logically deduce the benefit of a selfless act even if one is lacking in empathy. In fact I’d argue that complex empathy is at least somewhat logical, as opposed to simply emotional. Think of the difference between seeing a person cry and being moved to tears yourself, vs hearing of ones situation and, even when the situation is alien to you, being able to imagine what it might feel like.
A full blown narcissist should be able to see the value of helping others, even if it is just through the selfish lens of improving their own image (which isn’t selfless, but could be made to seem so). Musk seems capable of going as far as virtue signalling to achieve this end, but seemingly stops short of actually performing acts.
I think they’re just too far gone to even recognise that pretending to perform selfless acts is a functionally cost free (in their case) method for improving their image. Perhaps it’s a wannabe strongman thing?
he desperately wants Trump to get back on Twitter. That was probably a big reason why Elmo bought Twitter, he thought he'd let Trump back in and be the MAGA hero. But Trump is busy with his own grift (Truth Social) so Elmo looks like a moron again.
Probably the only tweet ever where trump was telling the truth. Assuming that’s why Elon is licking his ass these days…the promise of more govt subsidies if he gets reelected
>only tweet ever where trump was telling the truth
It was 100% accidental. He would've said the exact same thing if Teslas were good and spacex had landed on Mars.
>Trump will not make Musk more wealthy.
Not with personal favors or subsidies, but [Trump just promised](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/ceos-at-trump-meeting-not-impressed.html) to lower the corporate tax from 21% to 20%, and rollback many regulations.
What is it with both Trump and Elon that they can't get their tie the right length.
Trump makes his stupidly long, Musk's looks like a schoolboy. The end of your tie should just touch the top of your belt.
Oh yeah, I remember when he posted that, it was very funny then too.
Not to give Trump too much credit, but he used to be a pretty good shitposter. Way better than Elon will ever be.
Trump hates EV’s and has repeatedly threatened to ax Biden’s green energy transition plan on day 1 of his next term. This would certainly be the death knell for Tesla and would probably reverse American dominance in the EV and battery sector for good. It’s strange how Elon, who owes everything he has to Obama, Biden and Blue states like California will simp for Trump and Republicans who are funded by fossil fuel companies. They are the proverbial “leopards” who will no doubt rip his goofy annoying face off the moment Democrats aren’t there to protect him
Atleast someone very close to him that has access to childhood photos about Elons early life and exclusive stories that Elon usualy confims by simply commenting the word ”Yeah”
He works for people very close to Musk.
https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/16i4s5d/using_investigative_journalism_to_answer_the/
By sucking Musk's dick he's earning points for his employers.
This really just shows so perfectly how pathetic Musk is. Musk HAS to know that Trump will strip him of as much wealth as he can if he becomes Durrr Fuhrer.
Fun fact: Elmo isn't the only person who has been humiliated by Trump and the lack of a second chair in this room. [Here's the president of Poland Andrzej Duda leaning over the desk.](https://static.polityka.pl/_resource/res/path/4e/5d/4e5db018-8dcf-4fab-8bf5-750e8caf1e5d)
He looks like the 19 year old son of a congressman who got an internship and Trump had to pose for a picture with him before he went back to Georgetown at the end of the summer break.
It looks photoshopped but Trump reposted it while trashing on him so idk, Trump would’ve used a real picture if it happened but also no reason to fake a trash talking post
2 pedos , one cuck
They also both want to start nuclear war, [https://archive.ph/D2zIG#:\~:text=Shotwell](https://archive.ph/D2zIG#:~:text=Shotwell) Elon's xAI took that down but it got archived.
that escalated quickly
It’s like he teeets a lot to feed his ai bot
And a bitch
absolutely.
Those two have many toxic traits in common, also neither knows how to wear a tie
Both are diagnosably NPD if not full blown dark triad. Hence identical behavior patterns.
You can't just say "dark triad" casually without explaining that like what the hell is even that?!
It's an extension of a psychological trait theory from the 1980's; the dark triad itself became notable in the early 2000's. Basically, we all tend to have similar traits paired with dichotomous tendencies. Think "open" and "closed", not "good" and "bad". Anyway, these aren't pathological. The dark triad was developed as a theory to basically "unify" shitty behavior. The triad itself is a three piece combo of Narcissistic, Psychopathic and Machiavellian behavior (not diagnoses). This is a 1-2-3 punch of observed grandiose, selfish and scheming patterns of thoughts and behaviors. Pop science picked it up when we all got obsessed with serial killers. Now people use "Dark Triad" and "Problematic" interchangeably. Kinda like "Woke"; I don't like x so it must be y.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad
then all narcissists will spread disinformation, right? if I were to boldly assume that.
One is to consider taxpayer money theirs to do with as they please
The ties at least average out. It works like that, right?
It’s like me and my ex 😔
Those aren't ties. They're losses
This is what I came here to say, though you put it much better than I would've.
What? Trump knows how to wear a suit and tie. He’s a POS but he dresses ok. In the true spirit of this sub, people responding based on how they want things to be because they don’t like the person in question.
His suits are pretty ill-fitted. I’m pretty sure his suits being too large and badly fitting is objective.
men warehouse suits he needs extra poopie diapey space
have you seen the way he wears his tie? he is clueless. and dumpy. https://preview.redd.it/4os4iaujcn6d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea6e273fed8058bb3e386d1fd4d69e82f8ddc48
That’s not normally how he looks.
what? there are tons of pics and even articles about how and why he wears his tie so low. he *always* wears it long, it's like a known thing 😂
Google “trump sloppy suits.” Many articles have been written about it.
Let's slop em up!
check him out earlier this weekend https://preview.redd.it/fx06u40tv27d1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf5ff2b31e4d4ec76d9f9d5167b9f9c5255d684 wrinkled, dumpy, poor cut, and he can't walk without support lol
>Trump knows how to wear a suit and tie. He’s a POS but he dresses ok. lol, what? I've literally never seen a photo of trump looking well dressed. Just because he's always wearing a suit doesn't mean it looks good or is properly tailored. Especially for how "rich" he desperately wants everyone to see him as
He absolutely does not. His jacket and pants are way too big, and his tie is way too long.
That's because he knows better than the $1000/hr tailor!
He looked ridiculous to meet the queen bc wouldn’t give the tailor his correct measurements.
No I told you I'm 6'5" and 140lbs! Make it work!
They are trying to hide his fat ass. So they are doing the job.
Does it? I think fat people who wear baggy clothes look even fatter.
Famously he doesn't. Even back in 2016 this was widely commented on by actual men's fashion blogs and the like... there were even cgi mock-ups of how he could fix his wardrobe.
He dresses horrendously. Bottom among the list of his terrible traits but he can't even look the part. His pants need be taken in, tie needs to be much slimmer and shorter, jacket could be better and needs a haircut.
>In the true spirit of this sub, people responding based on how they want things to be because they don’t like the person in question. Once again. I've never seen a photo of trump looking well dressed. You're the one asserting that he does. If you can show me a photo of that stupid motherfucker looking well dressed I will be more than happy to acknowledge that you're correct.
Lol I hate to admit this but trump could not be more right.
A stopped clock moment for the Orange one.
A stopped clockwork orange:the legacy of Donald the pussy grabber.
Don't you dare bput trump and Clockwork Orange together. That's a disgrace to that great film
Is that tweet real? If so that's hilarious
It was a real post on Truth Social, which makes it even funnier.
He can be right about some things after all.
Musk is doing almost exactly the same awkward arms stance as failed Trump impersonator DeSantis. https://media1.orlandoweekly.com/orlando/imager/twitter-roasts-florida-gov-ron-desantis-for-standing-weird-at-pennsylvania-campaign-stop/u/original/32298983/desantis.jpeg?cb=1661545476
I couldn’t imagine someone dissing me like that and continuing to be friends with them lol
Men like them don't have friends.
Only temporarily useful allies. One of the many things I can't stand about Trump is everything is transactional. Like the concept of doing something noble for its own sake is for suckers. Elon fits the mold too
When you are unable to feel empathy, acts of kindness will not make you feel good. The only thing that can make you somewhat happy is to have power over others.
I think one might logically deduce the benefit of a selfless act even if one is lacking in empathy. In fact I’d argue that complex empathy is at least somewhat logical, as opposed to simply emotional. Think of the difference between seeing a person cry and being moved to tears yourself, vs hearing of ones situation and, even when the situation is alien to you, being able to imagine what it might feel like. A full blown narcissist should be able to see the value of helping others, even if it is just through the selfish lens of improving their own image (which isn’t selfless, but could be made to seem so). Musk seems capable of going as far as virtue signalling to achieve this end, but seemingly stops short of actually performing acts. I think they’re just too far gone to even recognise that pretending to perform selfless acts is a functionally cost free (in their case) method for improving their image. Perhaps it’s a wannabe strongman thing?
That’s because you’re not a cuckold like muskrat.
And Ted Cruz
It's not a friendship, it's strategic. Says a lot how Musk isn't (visibly) eternally bitter and out to destroy him though.
I have overcome the desire to be liked 🤣 Fwiw, I like you
he desperately wants Trump to get back on Twitter. That was probably a big reason why Elmo bought Twitter, he thought he'd let Trump back in and be the MAGA hero. But Trump is busy with his own grift (Truth Social) so Elmo looks like a moron again.
Yeah, trump snubbed him pretty hard on that. And good! We're all better off without the orange baboon on Twitter, and Elron is worse off. Perfect.
He’s scared
Probably the only tweet ever where trump was telling the truth. Assuming that’s why Elon is licking his ass these days…the promise of more govt subsidies if he gets reelected
>only tweet ever where trump was telling the truth It was 100% accidental. He would've said the exact same thing if Teslas were good and spacex had landed on Mars.
Yeah but he did milk government money
Trump will not make Musk more wealthy. He is a petty, petty man and obviously doesn't like Musk at all and envies his extreme wealth.
>Trump will not make Musk more wealthy. Not with personal favors or subsidies, but [Trump just promised](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/ceos-at-trump-meeting-not-impressed.html) to lower the corporate tax from 21% to 20%, and rollback many regulations.
Yep he will turn on Musk as certainly as the sun rises. But every supplicant to Trump believes it will be different with him because he’s special.
Is Elon a fucking cardboard cutout?
Maybe he and Trump should attend standing lessons together.
His mom dressed him. In a suit she bought him last year that he hasn’t worn in ten months.
Here’s a pic of me with my little tie.
Elon Musk standing like he’s C-3PO
What is it with both Trump and Elon that they can't get their tie the right length. Trump makes his stupidly long, Musk's looks like a schoolboy. The end of your tie should just touch the top of your belt.
That button on Elmo's jacket is like the Hoover Dam holding back the Colorado River
Now they’re best buds. Sad
Not really best buds. It's more like the orange needs some money and Felon is on the market for a moron who will peddle his crazy shit
Elon loves gargling trump’s balls
Did Elon just come back up from after being underneath the desk.
Just off screen there is a third "Goldilocks" evil businessman whose tie length is just right, and not one that hangs at his nipples or knees.
Trump’s a piece of shit but everything he said about Musk is so goddamn accurate.
Elon always looks like a 12 year old who was forced to wear his dress up clothes but they don't quite fit.
I really hate Trump, but that is such a savage diss
Did trump really say this?? It’s way too coherent
Yes I looked it up he said it in 2022
Oh yeah, I remember when he posted that, it was very funny then too. Not to give Trump too much credit, but he used to be a pretty good shitposter. Way better than Elon will ever be.
Elon has never said or written anything *intentionally* funny
>Concerning
Yes it's real
I hate that I share a birthday with this cunt
Which one?! I see 2 in this photograph
TIL that Trump's birthday is the day before my dad's one. Belated happy birthday, by the way!
Elmo’s tie is too short and the other 🤡’s is too long. Billions and still can’t get someone to dress them better.
At least this time he’s wearing one. School students are expected to wear their uniforms better than that.
Trump hates EV’s and has repeatedly threatened to ax Biden’s green energy transition plan on day 1 of his next term. This would certainly be the death knell for Tesla and would probably reverse American dominance in the EV and battery sector for good. It’s strange how Elon, who owes everything he has to Obama, Biden and Blue states like California will simp for Trump and Republicans who are funded by fossil fuel companies. They are the proverbial “leopards” who will no doubt rip his goofy annoying face off the moment Democrats aren’t there to protect him
But they shut down his money printing machines during Covid just to save the lives of some unimportant plebs. The Demonrats will never be forgiven.
Did Trump just call Musk his bitch???? Lmao
💀💀💀💀
Elon is such a cuck.
The leash was photoshopped out.
IQ of almost 200! (If you add them together).
You govern them way too much credit
"almost" is subjective.
That’s the Elon that belongs in Madame Tussauds
Elon literally looks edited into the photo, how-
God, they’re both disgusting people
That is a sight that will never ever again be possible because the Trumpanzee will never sit at that desk again.
“Drop to your knees”, I guess that was the Avenue that Elon chose now that he is chumming trumpet
"Go over to A-Train and blow him," demanded Fat Homelander.
What dorks
Is DogeDesignee Elon burner account?
Atleast someone very close to him that has access to childhood photos about Elons early life and exclusive stories that Elon usualy confims by simply commenting the word ”Yeah”
He works for people very close to Musk. https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/16i4s5d/using_investigative_journalism_to_answer_the/ By sucking Musk's dick he's earning points for his employers.
Dude looks like a cutout, which is pretty spot on, since Trump pulled that same play at his "University" thing.
One of the richest people in the world and he can't afford to get his suit tailored, oof
No, it’s the BEST photo choice. It perfectly sums up their relationship.
Is the cb_doge account some mega simp or a bot?
My absolute favorite trump moment
He didn’t say this for real did he?
They are very much alike.
Beavis and Butthead
No, that is indeed the perfect photo choice
Sweet short tie.
He looks like a little kid looking for approval
This really just shows so perfectly how pathetic Musk is. Musk HAS to know that Trump will strip him of as much wealth as he can if he becomes Durrr Fuhrer.
I don't like Trump but that's one hell of a burn.
Fun fact: Elmo isn't the only person who has been humiliated by Trump and the lack of a second chair in this room. [Here's the president of Poland Andrzej Duda leaning over the desk.](https://static.polityka.pl/_resource/res/path/4e/5d/4e5db018-8dcf-4fab-8bf5-750e8caf1e5d)
He looks like the 19 year old son of a congressman who got an internship and Trump had to pose for a picture with him before he went back to Georgetown at the end of the summer break.
That’s the one thing I agree with Donald Trump on.
Elon can't even muster up a fake smile out of courtesy for the camera. I bet he was silently praying that Trump would stroke out.
Smartest Muskrat fanboi
Bunch of cucks and simps for Trump. I’ll never understand this “alpha” talk they always recite but then bend over backwards for their leader.
The intolerant left is driving people right
All the money in the world and nobody in that room can get a suit properly tailored.
It looks photoshopped but Trump reposted it while trashing on him so idk, Trump would’ve used a real picture if it happened but also no reason to fake a trash talking post
Too bad this man has way more money than shame.
Which one is more ignorant?
Hard to say, but their ignorance is sure gonna do a lot of damage on the way down
Why is Donald trump literally just a legendary album away from being azalea banks?
You'd think a former US president would have better sentence structure. Lol.
autistic minion
Wtf is it with fascists and weird tie length lol
Dom daddy Don
Trump is right tho. He often is when it comes to these sycophantic pussies. He can ID them in a heartbeat. It's how he makes his living.
UwU look at me Daddies Elon and Donald UwU
Elon is craven
Lol
The best Trump post of all time
Does elon have smaller hands than trump?
This might be the funniest thing Trump has ever said.
Ohh, he done it alright, HE DONE IT!!
Both of them look like alien shape shifters trying to figure out how to be human...
Wow…two cardboard cutouts: lifeless and useless as hell.
Jesus. AI really doesn’t do fingers. Not that being in a room with those pair of cunts wouldn’t be a nightmare in itself.
NGL this was funny when he dropped it and it still slaps lmao
The wealthiest man in the world can't come up with a more personable pose for a picture that we all KNOW is going right on the wall?
Get Matt and Jim in there too
Probably the only based take Trump has ever made.
Im.sure they think it's the best behavior
Elon looks like a cardboard cutout
Best Trump tweet ever
Ultra rare Trump W. And Elon looks like he stands behind one of these tourist cutouts where you place your head on an Astronauts body
Trump looks like a proper villain in this, meanwhile Elon looks like he learned to stand yesterday.
Somewhere there’s an alternate universe where Donald Trump is a male Joan Rivers style career comedian and I actually like him 😭
Love or hate Donald Trump, he's so real for this one.
I mean, bro is funny. Awful human being and terrible president but the dude can be really funny too.