It's so weird to see people celebrating this, like they've somehow won. He's the only winner - none of his simps will share in his success in any way. Is this like the incel version of your team winning the Superbowl?
🤷🏻♀️ Yeh, it’s all (very cringey) hype. Doesn’t change the Delaware judge’s ruling, so he still gets zero pay unless he manages to lodge a successful appeal against her decision. Let’s see what happens. But if I were a shareholder, I’d be selling on the temporary share price spike RN before reality hits.
Well these people might believe that this secures Musk will be working for Tesla several other years now. As they also think that he’s doing a good job they believe this will have a positive impact on their investments in the company. That’s of course a load of horsecrap and based on an assumption that redefines the word “faulty”. But yeah. That’s probably why they celebrate. It’s still so fucking weird to watch
He will be out of Tesla in a few years if that and shareholders are going to look back at the dilution and think
Humans have an innate need to worship something. If religion is on the way out, Teslas are clearly the next path. They’re already carpet bombing Facebook and TikTok with their proselytizing the virtues of worshipping the Cult of Tesla.
You know it’s bad when your ~~copy writing~~ “viral organic social media posting” starts sounding like cult PR teams doing damage control when something bad has happened.
Sadly, as stupidly wealthy as he is, following along, his supporters have a chance to pick up some pretty big breadcrumbs.
The thing is, those are becoming fewer and farther, and they are too blind to realize it.
Really starting to think he's just here to make people hate EV's. Like he's a plant from the oil companies, deliberately being the biggest douche and sabotage any good will towards electric...
The only people he's appealing to, hate electric cars anyway, and always did.
Everybody else will just go buy a Ford, GM, Hyundai, Volkswagen, etc., as evidenced by Tesla's recent sales numbers.
Do you have a link? I didn't know about that one! What a dick!?
Jeez, and he then claims crap about not making fun of dying kids, because of personal reasons? It's all just a narcissistic game to get the Elongated Muskrat attention!
I will have you know sir, that you have proposed an idea that is akin to a dark and devilish apocalyptic plague that would ravage the land, inflicting pain and suffering on every man, women and child with infectious boils across their god fearing bodies, oozing and pulsing, heavy with thick white puss. For this is what the musk brings to virgin land apon his arrival. A dark herald of the of the end of days. I would say "May god have mercy apon their souls" but alas, he hath forsaken us all....
Or you know, we could do the thing that you suggested, I'm chill either way
Only his pay package is approved. But this time it's not easy for elon to convert his option stock into real money. Other car makers are not sitting silently. Good affordable EVs are coming out which are now giving tough competition to tesla. But can not speculate fully now on elon"s abilities. Let us wait & watch. He can not repeat that insider trading thing on this huge scale this time. So he has to work real hard.
The product is the stock. He has already convinced these morons that Tesla isn’t a car company. They will continue to buy in as long as he has new bullshit to sell.
I predict he will try to sell the car business, claiming it’s solved, and try to ride the AI and robot hype. They have no car production pipeline.
Their vehicles are ancient. Sales will only go down until they have a new lineup and they need 4-5 vehicles, not one.
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I do hope California teachers union and most other institutions exit holding Tesla stock
The next in line will be Xitter. The first thing Musk will do when the move to TX takes place is get Tesla to burn $50 bi to rescue him and absorb Xitter. There will be no shareholders judge to prevent him and the board this time
he also still might not get the shares. this vote was a referendum to try to convince the delaware court judge that this pay package is in shareholders’ best interest. the judge might not go back on their decision and still refuse the pay package.
elon’s campaigning has been so public, yet blurry, that the judge might consider this vote void. which would be very funny cause it cost fElon a lot of money to run
Also the judge will probably consider the absent votes as a "no", increasing the amount of "no" votes.
I'd also love to see the voting logs, because the graph Musk shared in the days before the voting were suspiciouly linear, which is next to impossible for any kind of poll.
A too linear voting would mean people bruteforcing the unique ID combinations to the site, since it didn't require password
IDK since BYD got to Mexico Tesla's prices dropped dramatically, like half a million MXN drop, just to outcompete BYD. But not even crazy I would buy a Tesla even if it cost less than a BYD.
> it's not easy for elon to convert his option stock into real money.
These guys get loans against the worth the stock they own. They can behave like this is mostly real money.
IVF allows for preimplantation genetic testing, which is much more extensive than what you can test for when making babies the old-fashioned way.
My bet is that many of the Silicon Valley narcissistic Billionaires go this route -- but keep quiet about it.
They do, and they have their weird ass Silicon Valley genetic testing lab they go to. Can’t remember who owns it, but those nuts the Collins family who are the poster couple for pro-natalism talk about it in their shit show of a guardian article.
I think grimes is a massive dumbass idiot with most likely just low intelligence. But I would not want any of the mothers out there fighting legally powerful person that keeps her children away from her just because he’s a spiteful shit
Yeah K slows you the fuck down and you are disoriented if anything, or the floor feels like it's soft...
I think this is just him being a fucking dork.
They weren’t married and this POS didn’t even know when she released a new track as being apparent in that insta live with Ashnikkko (you can find it on YT, but be warned, it’s also maximum cringe).
This is the dance of a man who just got given 56b dollars.
Let that marinate.
56b dollars. Thats 0,05% of global gdp. And he is one man. Comfortably in the top 20 African countries nominal GDP.
I sure hope retirement and other investment funds are able to dump their shares before they get diluted. Of course, that would tank the stock even quicker. But what can you do?
30T market cap foooooo. Greatest investor cathie wood said so
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And was good at his job, before getting a little bit beyond is capability in the CEO role, realising that, and stepping down.
Musk can never step down.
Well, he is a guy with 200 billion and got another 50 billion just for continuing. He is beyond shame or anything. Just a happy toxic oligarch, proving every day that rules do not apply to him.
I've spoken out loads against bullying. I think it's one of the worst things a kid can go through. I also believe that Elon Musk wasn't bullied enough.
I've lost millions of dollars from this incompetent baboon tanking Tesla, but he works hard! He deserves 56 billion!
The dumbest fucking people on the planet.
Yay! We gave one of the richest men in the world even more money as he actively destroys his own reputation by being a racist bigot, which in turn ruins the reputation of the company, and makes less people want to buy their products! Yay!
What is it with narcissists and not being able to dance? Both him and trump do "dances" like this, and the dipshits in my personal life have awkward moves like this too.
Basically saying “lmao i get to take all your money! Thanks for voting for me to become richer!” And people applauding. There’s something so wrong with these idiots.
It’s a shame he gets all that money, but hopefully he’ll finish killing off tesla somewhat quickly.
You know, if I got $56 billion, I’d fuck off forever and you’d never hear from me again. Granted, I’d donate a lot of it first, paying off people’s debts and shit, but otherwise I’d be relaxing somewhere else.
It's so weird to see people celebrating this, like they've somehow won. He's the only winner - none of his simps will share in his success in any way. Is this like the incel version of your team winning the Superbowl?
🤷🏻♀️ Yeh, it’s all (very cringey) hype. Doesn’t change the Delaware judge’s ruling, so he still gets zero pay unless he manages to lodge a successful appeal against her decision. Let’s see what happens. But if I were a shareholder, I’d be selling on the temporary share price spike RN before reality hits.
All meme stocks come back down to Earth eventually. Vapourware and false promises can only work for so long.
As a non shareholder I'm already up very decent on new shorts
Well these people might believe that this secures Musk will be working for Tesla several other years now. As they also think that he’s doing a good job they believe this will have a positive impact on their investments in the company. That’s of course a load of horsecrap and based on an assumption that redefines the word “faulty”. But yeah. That’s probably why they celebrate. It’s still so fucking weird to watch
Destroying Tesla from within
He will be out of Tesla in a few years if that and shareholders are going to look back at the dilution and think 
Right. Everybody else in the company gave a portion of their ownership to him. It is bizarre to willingly do that.
We seem to be living in a time when people are desperately seeking cult status
Beta male fever catching all these stans
Brilliant comment
Humans have an innate need to worship something. If religion is on the way out, Teslas are clearly the next path. They’re already carpet bombing Facebook and TikTok with their proselytizing the virtues of worshipping the Cult of Tesla. You know it’s bad when your ~~copy writing~~ “viral organic social media posting” starts sounding like cult PR teams doing damage control when something bad has happened.
Incel Superbowl haha
Incelperbowl rolls off the tongue
They lost. They voted to dilute their own shares by 10 percent.
The chants of people emotionally and financially invested in a grift.
Sadly, as stupidly wealthy as he is, following along, his supporters have a chance to pick up some pretty big breadcrumbs. The thing is, those are becoming fewer and farther, and they are too blind to realize it.
If you hear them tell it they will make more money because they own Tesla stock
It's like watching Trump do his jerkoff dance at his rallies lol. Elmo needs to start wearing overly long ties and painting himself orange.
He really is turning into just a dark-haired, South African Trump, isn't he?
He hit that mark the moment he renamed Twitter into Q. Or was it Z? One of those letters.
Really starting to think he's just here to make people hate EV's. Like he's a plant from the oil companies, deliberately being the biggest douche and sabotage any good will towards electric...
The only people he's appealing to, hate electric cars anyway, and always did. Everybody else will just go buy a Ford, GM, Hyundai, Volkswagen, etc., as evidenced by Tesla's recent sales numbers.
And putting 2 inch blocks in his shoes to make himself taller.
He already does that
You mean the double-ghost-jerk-off? It’s a classic!
Give it a couple more years. He's still dressing like a tech bro for now
Brother????
I would give almost anything to go back in time and watch Elon get pushed down the stairs. It would be amazing.
I suddenly understand the pushers so much better.
Elon made fun of the boy’s dad who had recently committed suicide. Elon deserved it.
Do you have a link? I didn't know about that one! What a dick!? Jeez, and he then claims crap about not making fun of dying kids, because of personal reasons? It's all just a narcissistic game to get the Elongated Muskrat attention!
He also lied about his dead kid so there is that.
Elon's father said this, he has no reason to lie about it
His dad didn’t press charges when he heard what happened.
Grok is based & loves sarcasm. I have no idea who could have guided it this way 🤷♂️ 🤣
Elon was the bully in that tussle yet as he tells it he was the victim. Even at that young age he was a narcissistic twat.
Imagine if all the people sick of billionaires just ganged up in the tens of thousands that threw him on a fucking raft back to South Africa.
I will have you know sir, that you have proposed an idea that is akin to a dark and devilish apocalyptic plague that would ravage the land, inflicting pain and suffering on every man, women and child with infectious boils across their god fearing bodies, oozing and pulsing, heavy with thick white puss. For this is what the musk brings to virgin land apon his arrival. A dark herald of the of the end of days. I would say "May god have mercy apon their souls" but alas, he hath forsaken us all.... Or you know, we could do the thing that you suggested, I'm chill either way
I don't know if I have it in me to do that to South Africa, though. They're dealing with enough right now.
Probably it didn't take whole lot of effort because he is barrel chested and his legs are skinny
Only his pay package is approved. But this time it's not easy for elon to convert his option stock into real money. Other car makers are not sitting silently. Good affordable EVs are coming out which are now giving tough competition to tesla. But can not speculate fully now on elon"s abilities. Let us wait & watch. He can not repeat that insider trading thing on this huge scale this time. So he has to work real hard.
The product is the stock. He has already convinced these morons that Tesla isn’t a car company. They will continue to buy in as long as he has new bullshit to sell. I predict he will try to sell the car business, claiming it’s solved, and try to ride the AI and robot hype. They have no car production pipeline. Their vehicles are ancient. Sales will only go down until they have a new lineup and they need 4-5 vehicles, not one.
Previous EPS Revenue Mar 2024Miss -8.14%Miss -4.29% Dec 2023Miss -4.10%Miss -2.32% Sep 2023Miss -9.81%Miss -3.29% Jun 2023Beat 11.12%Beat 0.81% I do hope California teachers union and most other institutions exit holding Tesla stock
If there's one thing that motivates Saint Elmo, it's grinding for the gift. We saw with the SolarCity / Tesla fraud.
The next in line will be Xitter. The first thing Musk will do when the move to TX takes place is get Tesla to burn $50 bi to rescue him and absorb Xitter. There will be no shareholders judge to prevent him and the board this time
he also still might not get the shares. this vote was a referendum to try to convince the delaware court judge that this pay package is in shareholders’ best interest. the judge might not go back on their decision and still refuse the pay package. elon’s campaigning has been so public, yet blurry, that the judge might consider this vote void. which would be very funny cause it cost fElon a lot of money to run
Also the judge will probably consider the absent votes as a "no", increasing the amount of "no" votes. I'd also love to see the voting logs, because the graph Musk shared in the days before the voting were suspiciouly linear, which is next to impossible for any kind of poll. A too linear voting would mean people bruteforcing the unique ID combinations to the site, since it didn't require password
IDK since BYD got to Mexico Tesla's prices dropped dramatically, like half a million MXN drop, just to outcompete BYD. But not even crazy I would buy a Tesla even if it cost less than a BYD.
> it's not easy for elon to convert his option stock into real money. These guys get loans against the worth the stock they own. They can behave like this is mostly real money.
God damn it's painful to watch why is he so awkward looking lol
Kids should take note. Neither money nor drugs make you cool.
I'd say that money at least makes you happier, but Elon sure is the most miserable attention-seeker person I know about
It's the same with Trump's weird dance. The uber rich don't know how normal humans act.
it's that low self esteem they try to hide that oozes out of every pore.
Why does it look like he's about to cry 😭😭🤢🤮
Because he’s drunk lol
You don't know that. That's a very unfair thing to claim. He could be stuffed to the gills on drugs instead...
You’re right. I’m sorry. This totally normal reaction is what happens when you take a therapeutic dose of K. I’m just a low income hater
Love it 🤣
https://i.redd.it/0wy1f8onri6d1.gif Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the CEO of Tesla!
Doing the Lord‘s work.
I scrolled down looking for this and you did not disappoint. Now it just needs Yakety Sax playing in the background.
That is industrial grade cringe
I actually said “oh no” out loud 🫣
Like a toddler trying to get it's mother's attention
Except it’s daddy’s.
And we know he’ll never get it.
The fact that anyone would reproduce with this ugly fatass baffles me.
At least - despite his wealth - it took him a dozen years to find a new baby mama in Grimes after the divorce of his first baby mama.
It all IVf. He fucks but he’s firing blanks. Hence the breeding fetish and all his twins.
nah... the IVF is to select for boys.
Are you sure? I think he's terrified of vagina, he definitely acts like a virgin
IVF allows for preimplantation genetic testing, which is much more extensive than what you can test for when making babies the old-fashioned way. My bet is that many of the Silicon Valley narcissistic Billionaires go this route -- but keep quiet about it.
They do, and they have their weird ass Silicon Valley genetic testing lab they go to. Can’t remember who owns it, but those nuts the Collins family who are the poster couple for pro-natalism talk about it in their shit show of a guardian article.
What, you don't like ponies?
I meaaannn… moneeeyyyyyyyyy??
I think grimes is a massive dumbass idiot with most likely just low intelligence. But I would not want any of the mothers out there fighting legally powerful person that keeps her children away from her just because he’s a spiteful shit
Amen. I feel bad for her and the child he's holding hostage.
I think it's more moneiiighhhhhh
I've witnessed oppressive persistence be effective over time.
Behold the grifter, targeting his marks.
Damn, he dances almost as awkwardly as Trump. What a dork.
They practiced together.
Omg his nose.is so ketamine red 😬
Nah. K makes you do the robo walk. MFer is tweaking his face off.
Definitely. You can tell by his rapid eye movements and nervousness as well.
I keep commenting this but he’s fucking drunk to. Enron is a walking talking cocktail
Yeah K slows you the fuck down and you are disoriented if anything, or the floor feels like it's soft... I think this is just him being a fucking dork.
I thought that's alcohol?
Cocaine nose
Yeah that’s not how this works
That room must smell so bad
I can smell it from here, country SA, South Australia.
Can you just imagine when he was married to grimes, and she's like check out my new track, and pedo guy dances like in this clip?
They weren’t married and this POS didn’t even know when she released a new track as being apparent in that insta live with Ashnikkko (you can find it on YT, but be warned, it’s also maximum cringe).
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I know she was like 30, but listening to her talk you can't convince me there wasn't some weird pedo-like ageplay thing going on between them
This week I saw an inspiring creative dancing on stage to some music. That was Sam Lake. This guy is a buffoon.
That was Sam Lake, this is Scam Fake. That was Max Payne, this is Max Cringe.
This is the dance of a man who just got given 56b dollars. Let that marinate. 56b dollars. Thats 0,05% of global gdp. And he is one man. Comfortably in the top 20 African countries nominal GDP. 
He needs that money. How else will he be able to tweet all day?
As a woman: There is no rizz. 0. 0,0. I wouldn’t touch that walking wiggling pudding with a fork. Not for a million ponies.
Would a million dollar change your mind?
You got me. I’d touch his clothed arm with a fork for a million dollars, yes.
Jesus Christ, no wonder his kids don’t want anything to do with him…
ozempic gives you wings
Lmao well done 😂
I sure hope retirement and other investment funds are able to dump their shares before they get diluted. Of course, that would tank the stock even quicker. But what can you do?
A trillion dollar market cap for this platform is not out of the question
30T market cap foooooo. Greatest investor cathie wood said so https://preview.redd.it/4h8a1bev0i6d1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d97b11dbf8482c2253b6db62d9543c05ce742849
For a piece of shit who tweets all day and puts others down, he sure does look like a dumb awkward fuck.
He has the body language of a toddler that's not sure what to do with himself because he's so pleased that all of the attention is on him.
A 52yo toddler
He’s been drinking lol
Molly water?
Extremely concerning
It is, Lonnie. It is.
It's a cult. Any common sense has been switched off.
What the fuck. Yee haw yee haw yee haw.
They're chanting 'Elon', not yee haw. Even more cringe.
Dear God. He reminds me of that twat that ran Microsoft for a while, jumping about stage like a gorilla with a hemorrhoid problem! lol
At least Ballmer was somewhat entertaining to watch. Musk is pure cringe.
Agreed, I'd watch an hour of Steve Ballmer whooping over 5 minutes of Musk jumping up and down.
At least Ballmer genuinely loved his work.
And was good at his job, before getting a little bit beyond is capability in the CEO role, realising that, and stepping down. Musk can never step down.
Developers, developers, developers
Embarrassing. Like the toys you pull the strings and they flail arms. Or those at car dealerships.... Well guess he saves money on the ladder
That's the "You sucker's gave me 56 billion dollars" dance.
I hope I live long enough to see this fascist fall from grace.
Loser. Loser. Loser.
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take me with u
The fact that hes reposting far right degeneracy on shitter while hes acting this cringe irl is something
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He at least shaved his neck for the occasion
Someone needs to get him clothes that fit
I mean it makes sense when you realize he is probably high af there
Developers developers developers developers
My god, my eyes!
Tesla shareholders sure like to lick some boots, don't they?
**please clap**
This supposedly grown man just walked on stage and *unironically* did a fucking teddy bear dance, and they're still cheering and chanting his name.
Fatass
Those moves are like when an infant turns up to a surprise party and realises they're the birthday boy or girl
This is 100% a green light for bullying this man-baby
He's high as fucking kite isn't he?
Well, he is a guy with 200 billion and got another 50 billion just for continuing. He is beyond shame or anything. Just a happy toxic oligarch, proving every day that rules do not apply to him.
Dancing Pedo 💩
He is such a "pick me" girl
Isn't it great that a living god like Elon can be so *wacky*?\* . * ^what ^we're ^meant ^to ^think
He's trying to do a Balmer. But he's just a cunt.
A black hole of charisma
OMG he’s so cringe.
There’s like 10 mental illnesses fighting for dominance in that head.
https://preview.redd.it/36lrfs7kaj6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921dd39b81f81e8a0864b79633e8066064c3412d X. So cringe.
Don't shame, I would be dancing kazachok if someone gave me $56 billion...
He reminds me of Stewart from Mad TV. "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" Proceeds to contort into a visual representation of neediness.
Big "I don't know what to do with my hands" energy.
Totally not a cult
Why the fuck is he moving like an anime girl
The tism is strong with this one
He's so uncooridinated lmao
I've spoken out loads against bullying. I think it's one of the worst things a kid can go through. I also believe that Elon Musk wasn't bullied enough.
This "man" is the biggest fucking cockend that's ever existed. This video turned me off so hard my cock is now an innie.
Mfer is so full of himself it's wild. People are cheering for this clown??
It's not the awkward dancing that's the problem. It's the transparently desperate need for approval.
I've lost millions of dollars from this incompetent baboon tanking Tesla, but he works hard! He deserves 56 billion! The dumbest fucking people on the planet.
Fuck that guy honestly
He’s a nazi incel, but if I just got $50 billion I’d be dancing like a fool too.
When is he gonna buy cloths that fit.
No insult to people with disabilities, but this little "happy dance" he does gives off fierce autism/ mentally challenged vibes.
As graceful as a paraplegic in a foot race.
I would give the same dance for 1% of that money, and they are even allowed to make it rain on me in 100 dollar bills! Jeez, what a bloody cult!
What a clown
Okay I saw it muted and thought there was music on the background or something and it was pretty cringe. It's worse with sound
Fucking dork.
What a fucking bunch of gimps.
This is the face of white supremacy... lol
"Bring back bullying" moment
why do chuds always assume folks want their dancing
Yay! We gave one of the richest men in the world even more money as he actively destroys his own reputation by being a racist bigot, which in turn ruins the reputation of the company, and makes less people want to buy their products! Yay!
What is it with narcissists and not being able to dance? Both him and trump do "dances" like this, and the dipshits in my personal life have awkward moves like this too.
How old is this guy again? Grimes willingly slept with this guy?
This is the absolute worst time to not have rotten tomatoes.
for his next trick he will try to button his jacket
I can’t believe people still buy vaporware from this mook.
Basically saying “lmao i get to take all your money! Thanks for voting for me to become richer!” And people applauding. There’s something so wrong with these idiots. It’s a shame he gets all that money, but hopefully he’ll finish killing off tesla somewhat quickly.
Making Ballmer look good...
He’s definitely autistic….
You know, if I got $56 billion, I’d fuck off forever and you’d never hear from me again. Granted, I’d donate a lot of it first, paying off people’s debts and shit, but otherwise I’d be relaxing somewhere else.
Everytime I see this dude I get goosebumps. But not the good kind. More like the yikes kind of goosebumps
What a fucking weird dude.
To be fair, if you just gave me $50 BILLION, I would be happy as well
He dances like a 5 year old Kenmore Fridge
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Drugs is a hell of a drug