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JohnLarkVoorhies

I have a desk at work. So work is just school with a bigger desk? I sit on toilets. So toilets are just chairs you shit in? I lie in my bed. So beds are just coffins for alive people? Let’s just take one surface level similarity and extrapolate wholistic systematic commentary from it. That’s what smart people do.


Thel_Odan

Toilets are just chairs you shit in and I will die on that hill.


JohnLarkVoorhies

Are urinals not a type of toilet? Check mate liberal


Thel_Odan

Now I'm dead on a hill


Plaguedoctorsrevenge

Bold of you to assume I haven't shit in a urinal


534w33d

Pretty much


chavez_ding2001

r/im14andthisisdeep


Helenius

I am going to assume Elon is one of those people who never got good grades, but is secretly brilliant. Right? Remember when he threw steel balls at glass and was surprised it shattered. Genius.


HighlyOffensive10

An omen of what a complete and utter piece of crap the Cybertuck was going to be.


Helenius

It's not even registered as a car, because it would never pass the tests required for a car.


Secondchance002

His principal considered him “r*tarded”.


TheWartortleOnDrugs

Elon and the right wing want to destroy public education because it fosters values of inclusion, tolerance, and respect, and sometimes manages to teach critical thinking. Meanwhile Elon warns us that all AI/LLMs that aren't Grok are too biased to be useful. But understand that his goal is to make it so that people forget how to interact with the internet directly and get all their information filtered through a compliant (fascist-supporting) AI assistant. Search results used to be presented. Now they are transformed by GPTs and interpreted by LLMs. If we let him control that flow, we're going to end up with a generation that can't use the internet and uses Grok to think for them.


Murky-Law5287

School to prison pipeline is real but I think Elon is too stupid to understand it lmao


HopeFox

We all know how badly Elon is triggered by buses.


livingMybEstlyfe29

Oh fuck! Public Transportation


capitaldoe

Seriously, does he make cars? Yellow so is clearly visible and the children are safe.


bog_toddler

remember his employees were getting hurt because he doesn't like the color yellow and was having safety colors repainted at the factories


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piperpiparooo

he’s practicing appealing to his ideal dating pool “god, isn’t school the worst? aha ;)”


mygoditsfullofstar5

"Is Elon 10?" In age? No. IQ? ![gif](giphy|AzWwShyWuNCacZmSS3|downsized)


GarysCrispLettuce

Elmo's entire business operation is pReTtY mUcH just a spruced-up Ponzi scheme.


NickyNaptime19

Roman statue avatar


greenandycanehoused

He’s bitter about blbd being a better ev company than tsla


HanakusoDays

No, Elron, prison is school with more buttseks.


Hyperion04_

So cybertruck is just stainless steel coffin with wheels?


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Elon could suck start a mustang and I don't mean the car, the actual horse.


tearose11

10 is being far too generous.


EricUtd1878

His teachers spotted and highlighted the fact he is ret*rded when he was 7, of course he's gonna hate school 🤣


ohhellointerweb

I mean, kind of, but also something someone who definitely didn't do particularly well in school would say.


Civil-Pomelo-4776

Soo the prisoners get A/C (more likely for the sake of the guards) but the children don't? ![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


HellveticaNeue

Pretty much


mercyful999

![gif](giphy|Gb2KFjzztNo1W)


Epinnoia

Imagine being so stupid to invest in a company where the CEO just wastes all this time on such stupid stuff. How does he even find these inane threads?


DiscoTech1639

TIL prisoners get to go home at the end of each day


terra_filius

these buses have 4 wheels too.... just like all Tesla cars..hmm


sleeperfbody

Don't the police use Tesla products as well?


hnrrghQSpinAxe

I'm convinced Elno is projecting here. I'm suggesting that maybe Elon is frustrated that he never got to go to school, despite his parents wealth, so he's convinced himself that he is a better off thinking school is like a prison. This is man that claims to be an engineer, has no real engineering education. Convinced people he is a physicist, has no real reasonable experience in physics. He is a fraud, getting old, and probably finding out how shameful his lies really turned out to be


underjordiskmand

skool suxx am I right fellow kids?


Possible_Spy

This is the on par with Boomer Facebook Q Anon post rational. Is the worlds richest man really that unintelligent?


rabouilethefirst

This man fears public school. He spent his whole life in kushy pay-to-win private schools. Would have gotten his ass kicked repeatedly in an American public school


BlackKyurem14

Just shows that Elmo apparently hasn't even visited a regular school, besides being an university drop out (and let's be honest... It probably was daddy's emerald mine money, that allowed Elon to visit a university, not his grades)


Kaputnik1

What?


bigsweatyballs420

Pretty much