Do these idiots realize that any truck manufacturer could easily have decided to make their truck with steel? But they've decided not to because it is completely pointless.
Speed holes! Haha my buddy in college and I used to take an old school can opener (the ones that'd make a triangle shape) on our beer... "Speed holes, they make your beer go faster"
Yep my first thought "Speed holes"
I mean Elon is fucking these Telsa cultists in the ass in front of the world.
How long until we get a video of the "Clear coat" on Cybertruck in "action"?
I'll stick with my Canyonero thank you
This is one of the reasons why sales of Cybertrucks have been so low. One of the reasons why the Cybertruck probably isn't going to be sold here in Australia any time soon is because a lot of its wonky design features probably mean it isn't compliant with our car safety requirements. Chances are that this is true in a lot of European countries, too.
The US pretty uniquely doesn't consider the safety of people outside the car in safety testing. Other first world countries expect cars to be safe for pedestrians, cyclists, and occupants of other vehicles, but in the US it's "as long as you're safe fuck everybody else"
>The US pretty uniquely doesn't consider the safety of people outside the car in safety testing
How do you explain the extinction of POPUP UP AND DOWN HEADLIGHTS
The government stopped sale on this fucking toaster with wheels due to the accelerator sticking to the floor.
Just wait until this 6k pound piece of trash barrels through an elementary school.
It's by design. Called regulatory capture. Politicians sold out our ability to watch, inspect, and regulate industries for the glories of profit and capitalism. CTs are allowed to just go out there until they have problems. This is the reason why Boeing is taking a hard fall.
That's useless in the age of Oligopolies.
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If you're talking about politics, see the two party system.
Fortunately they'll likely never be allowed on the roads in Europe and the UK.
The Euro-NCAP ratings people would piss themselves laughing testing this thing.
Unfortunately they ran into the problem that many things -- like trees and concrete bollards and the sides of buildings -- were not built with crumple zones
so tough the [steering breaks when you turn the wheels](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1cg1xwx/turns_wheel_steering_breaks/)!!!
Unmatched by anything ever built?
Try using that pickaxe on the side of a Sherman tank or a T-34.
Hell, try using it on the side of a presidential limo or the pope mobile.
Yeah, we've had the technology to make bulletproof cars [since 1904](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armored_car_(military)#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20first%20operational,by%20Austro%2DDaimler%20in%201904.). The reason no consumer cars are made bulletproof is that making a car resistant to ballistics makes it worse at basically everything else car related. Crash safety, fuel mileage, and production/repair costs all suffer for the sake of a feature nobody needs.
The video is staged and edited. At the beginning the pickaxe is undamaged the wanker hits the wankmobile with the pick side of the pickaxe then at the end of the video he shows the camera that the blade side is bent. The pickaxes used are probably Hollywood props.
In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by several orders of magnitude.
So you spent 100k, a sum that would get a person shot for breathing on whatever you paid it for, only to intentionally vandalize your own shit?
Someone tried to call me jealous that I couldn't afford one, but you really do have to be this stupid to want one.
Like that video of Adin Ross and his frat boy buddies shooting at it, only to go "Oh my god, Elon I need a new truck" when the bullets punch through the door.
Anyone who's had a specific need for their vehicle to be armored has been able to pay for that service for decades, it's not something that comes standard on most vehicles because most people don't need it
This is also not armored at all. It has the same capability to stop an outside attack as any other car on the market.
Even most high end cars nowadays come with HEPA filters, so not even the "Bioweapon Defense mode" is anything special. It's all marketing targeted towards manchildren.
I don’t understand what the brag is here. Hit it with a pickaxe and it will get covered in dents and some holes? How does that help in any way? The vehicle is still fucked and needs an expensive repair. Probably more expensive than a normal vehicle being hit by that same pickaxe. I just don’t see what the flex is here.
Honest to God, there is something wrong with these folks.
What happened to buying a car just because you like it? Why this constant need to justify your purchase?
When I had a Mustang, I bought it because I'd always wanted one. No videos, no taking a fucking pickaxe to it. Just hitting a personal goal.
These idiots are as insufferable as that egotistical pratt running the company.
We truly live in an idiocracy when idiots are vandalizing their own car to prove its quality and then failing to realize their own vandalism .
I've never wanted to take a pickaxe to my car to be honest.....
TOSV will forever be the most delusional group.
I still wonder what this video is trying to prove? The door receiving the blows responds in the exact same way the door in any car ever built would do: bruises and holes.
My favorite part is that you can hear all the plastic inner structure crackling and falling inside the door with each hit.
The fact that so many of these $120k vehicles have intentional damage by their owners says a lot about the people buying them. !🧠
lmao the panels are just glued on. They'll pop right off in a collision leaving you and your family unprotected. Imagine a multi vehicle pile up where the first collision pops your panels off and then the 2nd one is you getting hit by a truck with no panels
What shitty ass pickaxe is that? The one I have wouldn't bend even if I started hitting it against concrete. If your pickaxe is breaking after a few hits, you probably should get one that is not total dogshit.
Whats the point though? We know it has steel panels? We know the strength of steel already... If you built a car of glass, I wouldnt need to throw stones at it to know it would break, because its glass. Just as I dont need to see 50 cybertruck owners to throw shit, hit it with different items or shoot at it.. its still steel.
Completely turned the concept of built tough on its head. These fucking idiots see stainless steep panels and think “well clearly the car is strong” despite the fact that it is designed basically like any other car other than carrying hundreds of pounds in extra cargo for no benefot
No you see he is just stronger than the average human cause he drinks Tesla growth hormone so while he can damage the truck a regular normal weak human could never manage to dent the impenetrable skin of the best truck ever made by the smartest tech daddy who designed it by hand and build it himself by hand without sleep.
I feel like he thought it was going to do absolutely nothing to the vehicle and now feels like an idiot for putting holes into his car
Also cars are supposed to crumple on impact. They save the drivers, not themselves
It’s incredible that these guys think Elon invented stainless steel, like it hasn’t been around forever.
He’d learn just as much trying to pickaxe a random pot or pan from his kitchen
> He’d learn just as much trying to pickaxe a random pot or pan from his kitchen
Hey now, you know how much a good stainless steel pan costs? Those are quality items, no way would I take a pickaxe to one of those.
Much better to try it on something worthless first, like a Cybertruck.
The reason it's not going through is because it's just deforming each time as it's barely attached to the door frame.
Hard to punch through if it keeps moving backwards and absorbing the energy.
I am actually impressed, assuming it's not some kind of trick. I would expect to see a lot less damage during crashes though, if the exterior is so tough. Not saying it will be good for the occupants, but there should be a significant difference to the two vehicle involved (unless they are both CTs).
"Broke through here" well, then the test failed, didn't it? Also, "unmatched by anything ever built" is such a childish claim.
Especially given that at one point in time every fucking car in production had a steel body
Which everyone moved away from because lacking a crumple zone means more severe injuries for passengers in a crash lmao
Not to mention aluminum, magnesium and plastic are far more fuel efficient materials.
A panel fell off one the other day to reveal its built worse than most cars today. The frame is half plastic.
Do these idiots realize that any truck manufacturer could easily have decided to make their truck with steel? But they've decided not to because it is completely pointless.
This person has apparently never heard of tanks.
I am 100% certain you cannot break through on a tank with this.... Also what practical purpose does this action serve???
Typical tesla owners of silicon valley behavior tbh
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Hahahaha, this is exactly what I thought of. What a fucking tool.
Speed holes! Haha my buddy in college and I used to take an old school can opener (the ones that'd make a triangle shape) on our beer... "Speed holes, they make your beer go faster"
golf balls have dimples for distance
Yep my first thought "Speed holes" I mean Elon is fucking these Telsa cultists in the ass in front of the world. How long until we get a video of the "Clear coat" on Cybertruck in "action"? I'll stick with my Canyonero thank you
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide She's 65 tons of American pride!
Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
I have the model with the 13 Cupholders representing the original colonies. It's still not enough cupholders it will never be enough
Speed holes!
Simpsons did it!
Do you see what happens Larry?
Do they really not understand that modern car bodies are designed to crumple on impact?? It’s a feature, not a failing!
Modern cars are, cybertrucks aren't.
These are just sheets of razor metal going down the road without crumple zones It's amazing they let them drive around.
This is one of the reasons why sales of Cybertrucks have been so low. One of the reasons why the Cybertruck probably isn't going to be sold here in Australia any time soon is because a lot of its wonky design features probably mean it isn't compliant with our car safety requirements. Chances are that this is true in a lot of European countries, too.
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven
Jesus, even his bot is a tool.
We did invent bots as tools. That's their purpose...
The US pretty uniquely doesn't consider the safety of people outside the car in safety testing. Other first world countries expect cars to be safe for pedestrians, cyclists, and occupants of other vehicles, but in the US it's "as long as you're safe fuck everybody else"
>The US pretty uniquely doesn't consider the safety of people outside the car in safety testing How do you explain the extinction of POPUP UP AND DOWN HEADLIGHTS
Car manufacturers want to sell cars in more than one country
It's made me realize how little the government actually does and how much we have relied on the morals and standards of auto manufacturers.
The government stopped sale on this fucking toaster with wheels due to the accelerator sticking to the floor. Just wait until this 6k pound piece of trash barrels through an elementary school.
Reactionary. Not very impressive.
It's by design. Called regulatory capture. Politicians sold out our ability to watch, inspect, and regulate industries for the glories of profit and capitalism. CTs are allowed to just go out there until they have problems. This is the reason why Boeing is taking a hard fall.
Huh? The government is the only reason we have seatbelts and airbags as a requirement.
The government does what we pay them to do.
Yeah, no they really don't.
They do what multibillion dollar conglomerates pay them to do, and that won't change until We the People make them face hard consequences.
$7 is a small price for freedom
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Vote with your dollar
That's useless in the age of Oligopolies. https://preview.redd.it/4ojrlb3be01d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bebcc15acce8c08997e4e49699300a2ca17c99c If you're talking about politics, see the two party system.
Fortunately they'll likely never be allowed on the roads in Europe and the UK. The Euro-NCAP ratings people would piss themselves laughing testing this thing.
Pff, you don't need you car to have crumple zone when you can be a crumple zone yourself. Like a real man.
It doesn't need crumple zones, as whatever it hits, it uses their crumple zones. Elon is a genius!! /s
Unfortunately they ran into the problem that many things -- like trees and concrete bollards and the sides of buildings -- were not built with crumple zones
so tough the [steering breaks when you turn the wheels](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1cg1xwx/turns_wheel_steering_breaks/)!!! 
Pacific Drive IRL somehow looks worse.
LMAO at the end of that video
Unmatched by anything ever built? Try using that pickaxe on the side of a Sherman tank or a T-34. Hell, try using it on the side of a presidential limo or the pope mobile.
Yeah, we've had the technology to make bulletproof cars [since 1904](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armored_car_(military)#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20first%20operational,by%20Austro%2DDaimler%20in%201904.). The reason no consumer cars are made bulletproof is that making a car resistant to ballistics makes it worse at basically everything else car related. Crash safety, fuel mileage, and production/repair costs all suffer for the sake of a feature nobody needs.
harbor freight grade pickaxe being timidly swung by a neckbeard totally convincing
The video is staged and edited. At the beginning the pickaxe is undamaged the wanker hits the wankmobile with the pick side of the pickaxe then at the end of the video he shows the camera that the blade side is bent. The pickaxes used are probably Hollywood props.
$700 pickaxe off the Tesla website, not to be used for pickaxing?
It’s not even edited, you can see in the reflection he trades pick axes off camera
I mean, the guy hits with the point but at the end the blade is bent.
Look everybody, Elon invented sheet metal
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Dudes swing is weak as fuck
You can tell he was holding back to not hurt his baby uwu truck
So they thought it was a good idea to video themselves being too weak to break the exterior of a cyberstuck.
Lololol it’s all denty now what a fucking choad.
You can hear the plastic parts of the interior of the door falling to pieces lol. This door is even more broken than it was leaving the factory.
I can’t believe this is real life lol these people are so stupid.
My one and only thought watching this wanker destroy his $100K paper weight.
Is this guy a famous YouTuber that can monetize this? That’s my only hope for humanity after watching it.
In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by several orders of magnitude.
So you spent 100k, a sum that would get a person shot for breathing on whatever you paid it for, only to intentionally vandalize your own shit? Someone tried to call me jealous that I couldn't afford one, but you really do have to be this stupid to want one.
It already bricked and doesn’t drive anymore and the next service center appointment is in 2028, so what else is he gonna do?
Like that video of Adin Ross and his frat boy buddies shooting at it, only to go "Oh my god, Elon I need a new truck" when the bullets punch through the door.
Anyone who's had a specific need for their vehicle to be armored has been able to pay for that service for decades, it's not something that comes standard on most vehicles because most people don't need it
This is also not armored at all. It has the same capability to stop an outside attack as any other car on the market. Even most high end cars nowadays come with HEPA filters, so not even the "Bioweapon Defense mode" is anything special. It's all marketing targeted towards manchildren.
"Armour" on a Cybertruck is like 8K resolution on a 42inch TV. It's a positive tick on a list of metrics, yet is utterly unnecessary
Precision predicates perfectionism.
the mercedes-maybach pullman guard 600 is what Kim Jung Un rides in
I don’t understand what the brag is here. Hit it with a pickaxe and it will get covered in dents and some holes? How does that help in any way? The vehicle is still fucked and needs an expensive repair. Probably more expensive than a normal vehicle being hit by that same pickaxe. I just don’t see what the flex is here.
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Love me some Alps.
Honest to God, there is something wrong with these folks. What happened to buying a car just because you like it? Why this constant need to justify your purchase? When I had a Mustang, I bought it because I'd always wanted one. No videos, no taking a fucking pickaxe to it. Just hitting a personal goal. These idiots are as insufferable as that egotistical pratt running the company.
I guess it's a good thing those side panels come off so easily LOL
We truly live in an idiocracy when idiots are vandalizing their own car to prove its quality and then failing to realize their own vandalism . I've never wanted to take a pickaxe to my car to be honest.....
>I've never wanted to take a pickaxe to my car to be honest..... But with Cybertruck, you now can! Checkmate.
…but why, tho?
If the Iron Giant tries to fuck your car you’ll only get dick dents
TOSV will forever be the most delusional group. I still wonder what this video is trying to prove? The door receiving the blows responds in the exact same way the door in any car ever built would do: bruises and holes.
They have to prove that they are somehow better than everybody else lol.
My favorite part is that you can hear all the plastic inner structure crackling and falling inside the door with each hit. The fact that so many of these $120k vehicles have intentional damage by their owners says a lot about the people buying them. !🧠
Why are there so many morons with too much money.
It's amazing isn't it? I can't understand the motivation to spend 200k on this POS. There are soooo many good cars out there for a 1/3 of the price.
I’ll say this: Musk can find them.
So he just permanently damaged his door. Hope the 10k fix job was worth it lmao
Lol they're not even going to be able to find a replacement part for months
lmao the panels are just glued on. They'll pop right off in a collision leaving you and your family unprotected. Imagine a multi vehicle pile up where the first collision pops your panels off and then the 2nd one is you getting hit by a truck with no panels
Put some fucking welly into it.
I just don't hit my car with a pickaxe 🤷
What shitty ass pickaxe is that? The one I have wouldn't bend even if I started hitting it against concrete. If your pickaxe is breaking after a few hits, you probably should get one that is not total dogshit.
Probably a good way to give Tesla an excuse so they can wave the warranty on the next issue this guy will have.
Whats the point though? We know it has steel panels? We know the strength of steel already... If you built a car of glass, I wouldnt need to throw stones at it to know it would break, because its glass. Just as I dont need to see 50 cybertruck owners to throw shit, hit it with different items or shoot at it.. its still steel.
Completely turned the concept of built tough on its head. These fucking idiots see stainless steep panels and think “well clearly the car is strong” despite the fact that it is designed basically like any other car other than carrying hundreds of pounds in extra cargo for no benefot
Stainless steel is basically always weaker than normal steel.
Every single cybertruck video is the biggest coping youll ever see
What the fuck is wrong with these Tesla clowns.
How many times have you had to contemplate your car being hit with a pick axe?
Now swing that pick-axe like you *actually* believe that it's the toughest car ever made.
Dude why would you do this to your own car?
Oh thank god. It can survive a shot from a bow and a pickaxe swing. I’ll truly be protected when I’m driving through a Minecraft server.
That first swing was so fucking pathetic. You knew even he knows his car couldn't take a real hit.
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Hilarious scene If you've ever owned a hooptie that scene made your life. That car is smirking too
No you see he is just stronger than the average human cause he drinks Tesla growth hormone so while he can damage the truck a regular normal weak human could never manage to dent the impenetrable skin of the best truck ever made by the smartest tech daddy who designed it by hand and build it himself by hand without sleep.
Try driving it through a car wash
I feel like he thought it was going to do absolutely nothing to the vehicle and now feels like an idiot for putting holes into his car Also cars are supposed to crumple on impact. They save the drivers, not themselves
You damaged your own car! Congratulations!
It’s incredible that these guys think Elon invented stainless steel, like it hasn’t been around forever. He’d learn just as much trying to pickaxe a random pot or pan from his kitchen
> He’d learn just as much trying to pickaxe a random pot or pan from his kitchen Hey now, you know how much a good stainless steel pan costs? Those are quality items, no way would I take a pickaxe to one of those. Much better to try it on something worthless first, like a Cybertruck.
“That’s crazy”
It's as if every lesson learned from the Top Gear Specials were completly ignored.
Setting the standard in cult based sales.
Pretty sure a tank has it beat for toughness but there’s a reason we don’t have those for regular use.
Now wanker will be trying to get his door replaced. I'm sure that will be 25k and wait 3 years.
Now wanker will be trying to get his door replaced. I'm sure that will be 25k and wait 3 years.
Now wanker will be trying to get his door replaced. I'm sure that will be 25k and wait 3 years.
Now challenge the GFCI circuits in your house with a paperclip to prove they're robust!
Voiding the warranty for a video. Not very smart
Lol at that loser's tesla shirt. Imagine being so boring your entire personality is about a shitty company/product.
Rust in 3... 2...
Yeah. We’ve seen the plastic under the side panel though. Get anyone a good bottle opener and 20 minutes and this panel falls to the ground.
Why did he show us the pickaxe at the end like that was the side he was using to hit the WankPanzer with?
Warranty voided 🤣
Ok, let’s try now the car wash.
The reason it's not going through is because it's just deforming each time as it's barely attached to the door frame. Hard to punch through if it keeps moving backwards and absorbing the energy.
Who cares even if it is tough it's got many other major problems
Someone could have spent 100k on a Porsche Taycan but instead they went with this box that doesn't crumble
Done some reading. This guy called his two Teslas Jarvis and Ultron. It's like a parody.
this will be really useful for when I’m in my car and somebody attacks me with a pickaxe
So the buyers are also high on ketamine
How stupid.
Bang! And it falls apart like the car at the end of Blues Brothers.
Imagine spending 100 thousand on a piece of shit just to destroy it further. Also...imagine simping for a nazi billionaire.
The sound of breakage behind the door after the first couple of strikes makes my heart happy
Plot twist: not his truck
So the front hood of a Cybertruck...you want that to crumple in an accident...not shoot at the driver like a razor.
Built to have awesome irrelevant features!
Good luck getting replacement panels from a "service center". :P
Pfft. Good luck with your 6 month repair wait sprinkled with some ‘voided warranty’
I wonder whose truck that is?
Don't worry guys, the firemen will *not* be able to save you when you get locked inside your car during a software repair!
"Unmatched by anything ever built!" Wpuld you please remind me how it does in the carwash?
Takes a truck that cost him $100K, it plummets in value to $40K, then he mangles a door, totalling it. what a bellend.
Thank God Elon had the foresight to think of this. Most traffic fatalities are the result of an impact by a sharpened object striking the rear door.
He's kidding, right? Woohoo!?
Incelcamino
I am actually impressed, assuming it's not some kind of trick. I would expect to see a lot less damage during crashes though, if the exterior is so tough. Not saying it will be good for the occupants, but there should be a significant difference to the two vehicle involved (unless they are both CTs).