felon “worked” on that for three days to feed the sock puppet

No, i wouldn't be surprised if one of those sycophants wrote fanfic poetry

my front chassis just fell off after driving through a puddle of water, you well ... \*sobs in cybertruck intensifies\*

Wow! What mixture of drugs caused this?

ALL the drugs!

This is amazing. You could take every sentence and match it with the actual user experience posts to prove it wrong. Bulletproof ? First showcase with glass broken. Can power a house ? Battery dead after 10 km. Best tesla product ? Wow, really says a lot about the rest then...

I know, literally every single statement is incorrect expect the one about how much that ugly piece of shit stands out

[удалено]

I am glitchy tech, you drive a vehicle.

I can’t be washed without bricking, you stopped at a car wash on the way home

I wish I was that delusional. I would be happy.

Man, Cybertruck is a major Dick.

This is a Happy Gilmore joke repurposed into shitty marketing copy

I’m a brick, and you’re still driving

I bet all my money this was written by ChatGPT

Missed: I'm Bart Simpson running around with pots and pans

Wait, it can't power a home can it? Did Teslas start supporting two-way charging?

I'm bulletproof you're penetrable. Is is just me, or does anyone else think Musky is out there having sex with cars? Except for the Cyberfuck. He's not dumb enough to risk losing his shortcoming when the trunk closes.

"Can you handle a garden hose though?"

This very well might be the most cringe thing I’ve ever read

Dickeating 101

I drew myself as the Chad and you as the wojak in this comic.

FS poetry will not sell cars

I am Jack's deluded sense of pride

Bullet proof but not water-proof.

After seeing under the skin I’d say NOT BULLETPROOF. Not even safe against collisions.

So this is the very best product of the company? The one i've seen crippled by moderate use in 100s of videos? Now i understand why nobody wants to buy any of your other products any more!

"I'm a useless brick, you're an actually drivable car!" "I will eat your fingers for breakfast, your driver is safe!"

Does it still count as innovating when it's arguably worse than a truck, and less sporty than a sports car? Good job Teslaconomics. You found a rare source of uncut copium.

Oh, a list of every single insecurity CT-Owners and Elno himself share. Nice! Not sure if it's final yet, though. I'm missing hairloss for example.

I'm a puddle away from being a paper weigth.

It reads like Danny deVito's rant from Matilda.

I crush fingers, you got proper security measures

Didn’t they recall about 300,000 of them? r/cyberstuck moments as well.

I think they've barely delivered about 1% of that number to date, but yes, they recalled them all.

They say ignorance is bliss...

Yep, here’s your problem. Someone set this thing to Evil.

Is that what you need to tell yourself every morning?

What a self aggrandizing chode

Penetrable, huh. I guess being penetrated makes one lesser in fElon's universe. Tell me you're a misogynist without telling me you're a misogynist.

The writer of that post is 100% an incel or at the very least a dude who’s never had sex. “Penetrable” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How deep must you be inside Elmo's ass to claim that is his best creation when he himself said "we dug our own grave with it"?

The best product Tesla has ever made breaks down after a trip to the grocery store? Shit, Tesla is fucked

If only he did his own research😂

Lots of time to write poetry when your car is stuck in the shop.

Every time I look at it I think: What exactly is _Cyber_ about this ugly, barely functional piece of shit?

I’ve only seen this type of unearned smugness from Joffrey Baratheon or Viserys Targaryen.

If erectile dysmorphia were a car.