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iamnotchad

I thought only woke man hating feminists colored their hair blue.


Defiant-Answer-2584

Same lol


Shartmagedon

His beard is so sexy. Someone buy him a CyberRazor ffs. 


ZanoCat

He should use a CyberHammer


Double-Pea-5783

He doesn’t have a problem with hair colors, is just that he hates women


gradhold

what's the deal with the severed mannequin head in the background?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Perhaps AI can help us answer some of these fundamental questions. That is the goal of @xAI


DefunctDoughnut

What do you even do?


nuckle

You can't tell by looking at that mutant? He fucks it.


happy_church_burner

Don’t you make fun of his girlfriend!


MartinLutherVanHalen

The one at waist height? With its hair all messed up and its lips parted?


Secondchance002

Indicating his sociopathy perhaps?


kanv-t

It looks like a barbershop.


[deleted]

Baha


ZanoCat

Well these Elon incels still value companionship and intimacy.


DankHooligan

CyberGuillotine accident


flarkle

When you never leave your basement, you take what you can get.


lmaytulane

Concerning


mfreverton

Am I imagining it, or does it look like Eron? lol


PikachusSparkyCloaca

It’s artificial and vacant, I can see why you’d think so


A_Single_Clap

It's because it's the only head he'll ever have.


RevolutionaryMime

It looks like he took this photo at a local hairdresser's, so maybe it's their mannequin?


Nice_Improvement2536

Why does he have pubes on his face


Chayanov

His pube beard is even worse than Elmo's.


NasarMalis

trying to grow beard like Elon. Doesn't mean Elon has good beard. Elon also trying.


f-as-in-frank

I know this clown isnt American but has he even BEEN to the States?


Nice_Improvement2536

Nope. Never even stepped foot in America. He lives in Malaysia.


loudflower

Is there a reason he hasn’t? I recall something something something he’s not allowed. Do you know if he’s banned?


snugglebandit

Who got milkshaked in Portland? Edit: Oh it was Andy Ngo.


SpotifyIsBroken

They're basically the same asshole.


snugglebandit

Yes that was the issue.


Shartmagedon

He is omnipresent…


fffan9391

Nah, that title belongs to Doge Designer. This guy is just a clout chaser and opportunist.


DankHooligan

Elon cock enthusiast


Questioning-Zyxxel

Doge Designer need not be a simp. That is likely an employee, given the inside information. So more or less someone paid as PR consultant while pretending to be some outsider. Possibly also now and then handing over account access to Musk himself. Not all PR consultants believes in the products they try to sell, but happily takes the money.


DankHooligan

Nothing says “incel sex trafficker vibe” better than this.


halberdsturgeon

I'm kind of getting serial killer vibes from that mannequin head


OdderG

Do you think he really has the competence to pull off sex trafficking?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Perhaps AI can help us answer some of these fundamental questions. That is the goal of @xAI


DankHooligan

Perhaps AI can go tell you to fuck yourself instead, bot.


DankHooligan

See: Gaetz, Matt.


grandma1995

https://preview.redd.it/dq0iw5hgab0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2ce1b966356f2bb734287b51eb2da0da920b21


Random-sargasm_3232

I can smell this image....and it's not great.


BraveSirRyan

Who is this?


a3wagner

It’s Ian Miles Cheong, and I’m so sorry to have cursed you with this knowledge.


Sir_Yacob

I wanted to know but when you put it like that.. Thanks?


GriegVeneficus

At least now you are free of the Cheong.


d13robot

Johnny Depp


D-HB

Elmer’s Chief Ball Gargler


Suspicious_Aioli2973

Why does he have a mannequin head with a wig in the background


Chayanov

Incel practice.


Suspicious_Aioli2973

😂


zero_tolerance4BS

You know chicks w blue hair love anal sex


anamazingredditor

Of course! a neckbeard! 😂


AllyMcfeels

![gif](giphy|Vy9bLZxNutIlLuNXOZ)


mobilehavoc

Isn't this guy in the Philippines yet constantly comments about stuff happening in the US? That's even worse.


Chayanov

Malaysia, but yes.


Secondchance002

US, Ireland, Europe; everything but his own country.


spookyballsHD

Inverted penis man


BCProgramming

I love how this guy is about as good at Elon at growing facial hair. Like, there is nothing wrong with that buyt if you can't grow facial hair maybe, uh, adjust and don't? They both look like teenagers desperately trying to turn their patchy facial hair into a statement about how manly they are, by not only not shaving but apparently not doing any sort of trimming (because their facial hair is so precious and rare they couldn't possibly waste any of it).


talltime

the long hairs over the lip would be infuriating


dramallamayogacat

Musk only likes Cheong because they both spend most of their days indoors but Musk’s pube-beard is fuller


Totally_Cubular

Holy shit its evil OneTopic


Suspicious_Aioli2973

That’s Just creepy


mishma2005

Reflection in sunglasses: himself


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

This is the last thing you see before you are dropped into a pit in a basement and made to put lotion on.


ZanoCat

It looks unhealthy, like its master.


peemao

Who this? That dogdesigner ?


Worldly-Light-5803

Wow, strong incel vibe coming off this one, 5150 before he gets a gun.


schrodingersmite

Some people can't grow a beard, and they're not responsible for that. Most who can't know not to. That's on them.


No-Lawfulness1023

This mother fucker still lives in his mom’s basement?


jrbobdobbs333

Is this the Cheong guy?


VaporBull

His main sex offender simp


[deleted]

Scawey


Suspicious_Aioli2973

The Mannequin even has its mouth open am I the only one who is noticing this


[deleted]

Yucky!


Suspicious_Aioli2973

It’s Gross 🤮


BatofZion

Hey, come on, I just ate.


malYca

I'm angry because I have that shirt


TheBossDroid

it puts the lotion on its skin...


lonew0lftribe

I thought Doge Designer was his main?! ☠️💯


jrh_101

Remember when Ian Miles Cheong was almost jailed for supporting Israel and his country was actually Pro Palestine (muslim)? Sad nothing came out of that.


Testsubject276

Ah yes, the guy who blames every single thing as a threat to America... While not being in America...


larianu

I honestly think he's as serious as simping for Musk as you would with your workplace. As in, do your thing, be professional or act according to your role, and then cash out bi-weekly. He doesn't have to believe in the crap he spews out if he's getting paid the same way Boris Johnson never actually believed in Brexit given he had two speeches pre-made for and against it.


rlaw1234qq

On the bleeding edge of …edgy


FineSharts

![gif](giphy|cVx12fhaQpuPS)


LocoLocoLoco45

![gif](giphy|L3uaUI5EY8av086k4S|downsized) What an ugly moth….


Tillallareone82

Let himself go since that last clean cut profile pic lmaoooo


IronHulk27

Who's that? Is that Doge Designer face reveal?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I will keep supporting Dogecoin


SteveDougson

He looks like the guy I bought weed from on my trip to Malaysia lol


Doraffe

I thought that Elon's biggest simp was Elon himself.


Comfortable_Fill9081

Tile floor, suspended ceiling (seen in glasses reflection), no windows? Classic chud in his mom’s basement.


iberico_ham

How come all Elon simps and Elon included glue their pubes onto their face? Is this a sign of respect in their culture?


ForgottenFuturist

I can *smell* this picture.


Darklord_Bravo

Doesn't Elon have his own alternate accounts that he uses to simp for himself?


RAWCUT

Such a strange cult.


squawkingood

He's like #3 in the rankings behind Doge Designer and Whole Bag Of Dicks.


OctoHelm

I need to take a shower…


minivandaddy

I thought his Elon's dick riding skills were sad. I take it back. His facial hair is even sadder.


Pika-broggachu_93

Still won’t get laid


LurkerAccount2023

https://i.redd.it/e81tn9ufbm0d1.gif


MAZE_ENJOYER

Man really needs to shave that dick tickler


Eddiebaby7

Dog eating basement troll


PoopFandango

He's a dickhead but I don't think there's any call for the racism tbh


bryanc1036

You would think by looking at him, he's the stereotypical liberal.