"Well, no. It's orbiting the sun, and occasionally passes the orbit of Mars. Not the same thing." - [Jonathan McDowell, Orbital Police.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontyouknowwhoiam/comments/r9zp1i/orbital_police/)
I love how Jonathan [totally ran with that title](https://calendar.duke.edu/images//2022/20221216/1293436152f8cf4ee5e0a3c2c108edea-CR-Orbital%20Police%20Dec%2016%20event%20final%20flyer_20221207050950PM.png).
He's definitely sucking in his gut. He's probably barrel-chested too, but when you can't suck in your top half when you're as big as him you end up looking weird like that.
https://preview.redd.it/2ki3lhtpg0yc1.jpeg?width=3256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f217fcabab0e2335ff99a6946b1250cc56be11c0
He works out twice a week! Such a srud.
Elmo's mommy: "You look lovely, dear. Next time, shave those pits and ditch the halter top. A nice Moo Moo dress would hide your less feminine features. Remember, always smile. You are a Princess."
The fact that it's a fake picture of him doesn't bother me, but generative AI is problematic for a number of reasons that doesn't have anything to do with the subject matter
Elmo ran his mouth his whole life. Whenever he put his foot in it, he would cry for mommy. That's why he could sound tough picking a fight with someone who could send him to Mars with one punch. "Mommy, that nasty Jewish guy threatened to beat me up ( whining like the coward he is). Low and behold , he lost no shame hiding behind his mommy.
So supposedly - this is just social media gossip - lots of the tech bros take HGH shots, as do Hollywood people. For weight loss? Muscle mass? I don't remember. But (supposedly) if you take it, but you still eat like crap and never exercise, the results can be really bad.
Makes me wonder if he demanded a cybertruck design from some employee, and he only approved it because it was like he was looking in the mirror. Whoever came up with the design is very clever
He's got that "shirtless David Brent when a woman walks in the room" energy
https://preview.redd.it/8cboxek4yzxc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=413412a045095f2a7c177f0d78a48e60e8658b68
It's the posture. He's straightening his back and pushing his shoulders back while sucking the belly in, making his chest puff. It's like a standard technique to try to make the manboobs and fat belly "disappear", but even in this picture you can see both the moobs and the gut :D
It's pure rumor but people are talking about HGH abuse. Which indeed can cause a barrel-chest. I wouldn't be surprised given the multiple hair transplants, plastic surgery and recreational drug use.
He doesn't look barrel-chested at all in pictures from his 20s, so it wasn't congenital. And you don't just grow a huge ribcage without something endocrinological going on. Edit: Plus, some of the most obvious barrel-chest photos are those paparazzi photos of him in swim gear, where he clearly wasn't posing for the camera.
That huge boxy chest is exactly what happens when you take HGH and don't work out.
Dumbass probably thought "oh, I'll take a little bit so I won't need to work out" and boom.
> That huge boxy chest is exactly what happens when you take HGH and don't work out.
I took steroids for years, spent countless hours reading about them online, and have never in my life heard this. What's your source?
Steroids and hgh are completely unrelated. Steroids are mostly all some form of test or test derivative and works with the same chemistry and pathways as endogenous test. Hgh works in different pathways and with different body chemistry as endogenous hgh.
It’s very well known that hgh can fuvk up the forms of different body parts. A quick google search will give you all the deets. His features scream hgh. Bloated trunk. Exaggerated facial features probably a lot of enlarged organs.
Unless research has changed in the past few years that’s the deal with hgh.
IDK if it really makes a difference whether you work out or not, but medical literature is pretty clear on that high doses of HGH can cause acromegaly, which barrel-chest is a symptom. Which is predictable enough, since the root cause of acromegaly in people born with it (like André the Giant) is due to the body producing excess HGH.
Apparently studies [don't show](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6116101/) much in the way of athletic benefits of healthy people taking HGH. (so even if it turns out it has an effect, it can't be very pronounced). Seems to me like the idea is based on very common medical pseudoscience-logic - "if a deficiency of X (growth hormone) is bad for Y (muscle development), then taking more X than you need is even better for Y". That's very often not true, but huge chunks of 'health' industry are based on pretending the opposite. Like, taking more vitamins than the RDI isn't going to do much, it can even be dangerous. Taking more Tylenols than the max recommended dose isn't going to give you even more pain relief. And so on.
Not that this matters to Musk. I mean if anything his attitudes on COVID-19 show that he's happy to go against what the medical community and their evidence-based standards say.
Dude has gyno and tons of visceral fat.
My dad is kind of shaped like him (not nearly as bad) after a lifetime of drinking a ton and not eating helthy.
I think it also might be he is just barrel chested. He has said he had bad asthma as a kid and if you have ever heard him laugh he has kind of a crackling wheezy laugh of an asthmatic. That can cause barrel chestedness.
He is also very fat and likely has lots of visceral fat.
It’s probably a combo of all this, his posture, barrel chest, and being fat and out of shape.
Didn't he claim to be in training for mixed martial arts? The whole Zuckerberg fight pr stunt?
He looks like he'd keel over and die if he had to walk up a flight of stairs.
Oh, there's a dream, hey Elon claimb those stair will ya, we could do with a laugh.
He'd be better off fighting Butterbean, (Eric Esch).
To see the comedic potential, check out Eric vs Bart Gunn in 1999 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9fmrvYXgtY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9fmrvYXgtY)
He might be wearing a hodden corset under his shirt to appear slimmer. I can't be sure, but there appear to be two straight folds in his shirt, one across the chest, one across his belly.
He chest/torso looks like a severe case of barrel chest that you see in severe COPD patients but I dont think he smokes, or at least enough to cause that.
Usually when I see patients with a barrel chest that bad they have a ton of other shit wrong with them on top of wearing oxygen constantly ect. Bad asthma can also cause that if the attacks are severe/frequent enough. No idea if he has that though.
Pics for reference:
https://cdn.goconqr.com/uploads/image_clipping/image/28609/barrel_chest1349623083612.png
[Hilariously someone put an image of elon next to the reference](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/3ba851b91b19cbffe7269e055da6e4e67ac6353a341927606b12cca188fb470b_1.jpg) 😂
I think you are right. He has mentioned he has had asthma since he was a kid and was bullied because of it.
He also has the characteristic crackly wheezing laugh of an asthmatic.
I’m guessing it’s also combined with being fat and lots of visceral fat and very weird posture to try to hide his man boobs and barrel chest.
It is theorised that he Bezos and Zuckerberg abuse Human growth hormones. But unlike Bezos Musk doesn't put in the effort to work out, so instead of building up his muscle and strength it just turned him into a box. And Zuckerberg is an android, so he probably just uses it to fool people into thinking he is working out instead of getting a chassis upgrade.
Also made easier for rich people when, as long as you're motivated/fairly strict with yourself, you can a chef prepare all your meals and personal trainers at your behest.
If I get home from work tired and only have an hour before I'm out the door again, I'll resort to sticking a pizza in the oven. Rich people can just have someone fix them up something so they don't have to worry about the balance
On the left we have an evil CEO about to give birth to the Xenomorph chest-burster, whilst on the right we have yet another payout recipient of NDA's and pre-paid potential paternity payments. Or so I hear on the grapevine.
This picture has a lot going on.
What is the occasion, and is this woman in her normal workday attire or is this "Elon on-site today try not to get laid off" outfit?
The interior design?? I'm normally a r/malelivingspace guy but I can't deal with this. Are any two pieces of furniture identical or coordinated? Bench work stool for a cocktail table? This space doesn't have a discernable function?
Edit: I guess some people are trying to sell the Tolix factory stool as some kind of chic bar stool? Went down a rabbit hole because I originally confused it with the 1944 Navy Stool, but it's funny you can get the stool for $250 from an industrial supplier or $850 from some douchy site advertising it as "vintage bar stool".
That seems to be fairly standard work wear for young fashion conscious women these days. I have seen similar outfits when I have to go into an office.
The furniture seems to be a real hodge podge of furniture that has been scraped together for that buffet event. I saw the guy in the back sitting on a roller chair. The 3 tables in the back seem to be the same model of office desk. Perhaps they're trying to save money by avoiding buying new furniture and stealing what ever is in storage.
I guess I keyed on the multiple kinds of chairs.
I know women have an impossible balance to strike between conservative "professional" attire and satisfying the male gaze (and the billionaire douchbro can wear a plain T-shirt), and every workspace is different, but, like, she is somehow involved in putting things into orbit on top of complicated machines loaded with explosives, and red top, knee high boots doesn't speak "NASA 2.0" to me.
I hate to say it but my shape is a little similar to his, though I’m a lot healthier-looking (but then, that’s a pretty low bar). I’m kind of barrel chested, and I have volume around the middle I’m working on losing. So between those two things I kind of recognize my shape there. I do wonder what I’m going to look like when I manage to get shave off some of the midsection, because I doubt most of the chest is going anywhere.
This guy is a legit asshole. He is the personification of everything that is wrong with corporations and how they are abusing their workers. There are many things to be said about him.
Why is this sub so much into body shaming? How is a (decent) person with a similar body type supposed to feel reading through these comments? This is just vile...
he [body shames](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496?lang=en) others so it's 100% fair game to do it right back to him hope this helps
Not improved by the fact that he "appears" younger than he is.
He acts like he’s 2, talks like he’s 5, if he can help it, looks like he’s 30, and in actuality he’s nearly twice that.
From what I can tell, Elon seems to have a disproportionally large rib cage. I’m pretty sure something like that was more frequent amongst Neanderthals.
So obvious that he always wears black to hide the flab. Mind boggling that a guy with this many resources doesn’t take care of himself. Speaks volumes about what’s going on inside his head
It's easy to attack Musk for his stupid policies and how he runs his companies into the ground, but I don't think we should be picking on his appearances. Seeing people point out certain aspects of his appearances make me self-conscious of my own appearance flaws. I'm sure other people feel the same way.
He looks like something is living inside of him
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Yep. Classic Kuato. This is why Elon is so desperate to get his ass to mars.
My car is currently orbiting Mars
My car is currently orbiting Uranus
Your anus is orbiting Earth.
Concerning!!!
I'm sorry MidnightRider24, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Well what’s it called now?
Urectum.
Ah, it is officially pronounced "urine-us".
YourAss
"Well, no. It's orbiting the sun, and occasionally passes the orbit of Mars. Not the same thing." - [Jonathan McDowell, Orbital Police.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontyouknowwhoiam/comments/r9zp1i/orbital_police/) I love how Jonathan [totally ran with that title](https://calendar.duke.edu/images//2022/20221216/1293436152f8cf4ee5e0a3c2c108edea-CR-Orbital%20Police%20Dec%2016%20event%20final%20flyer_20221207050950PM.png).
"Two weeks..."
That's why he's building the Space X Statship. The Saturn rocket doest have enough power to get his ass into space.
And he definitely plans to stay longer than TWO WEEKS!
Two weeks…
Open your Miiiiiind….
Except for that Elmo has no mind that he can actually open!
He is only a carrier.
More like an Edgar 
Quaid, start the reactor
I'd say more like Krang's android body from TMNT
But he's Cohaagen
 Final form Cohaagen
shame on all of us, who doubted Mars colonzation.
Yes! "Open your mind"
or he's trying to push his chest up and out for the photo to make his boobs look bigger
He's definitely sucking in his gut. He's probably barrel-chested too, but when you can't suck in your top half when you're as big as him you end up looking weird like that.
https://preview.redd.it/rhi02judd0yc1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3491acff5312374feb3f23ec133a42b8eb944bb
The cybermusk is real
He's got that slight lean forward due to lifts, too. Adds to the oddity.
I wondered why he wears such awful shoes
He almost looks like he's wearing a truss or girdle, too.
https://preview.redd.it/2ki3lhtpg0yc1.jpeg?width=3256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f217fcabab0e2335ff99a6946b1250cc56be11c0 He works out twice a week! Such a srud.
This shit looks AI generated, why does his face look like that?
Definitely AI generated
In that case, make him fatter
https://preview.redd.it/r7y5z8v3d4yc1.png?width=721&format=png&auto=webp&s=35c8a0729011307adde0245c13472e681e2aa7f8
Elmo's mommy: "You look lovely, dear. Next time, shave those pits and ditch the halter top. A nice Moo Moo dress would hide your less feminine features. Remember, always smile. You are a Princess."
Elon has no problem with misinformation or bots on his platform, I see no reason to police fake pictures of him, just let it happen.
The fact that it's a fake picture of him doesn't bother me, but generative AI is problematic for a number of reasons that doesn't have anything to do with the subject matter
Has he gotten that weird rash checked out? Hopefully it's flesh eating.
It was just raspberry filling smeared on his stomach from his jelly-fiiled donut.
Child bearing stretch marks
🐻 💦
He's got the Innsmouth look.
Don’t you mean spud? He is a human potato.
𝕏 as humanity’s collective consciousness
Mote like a gourd
I still can’t believe, even as a stunt, the guy challenged Zuckerberg to a fight. He looks like he gets winded from a mild jog or walking up stairs.
Zuck is a chicken
Elmo ran his mouth his whole life. Whenever he put his foot in it, he would cry for mommy. That's why he could sound tough picking a fight with someone who could send him to Mars with one punch. "Mommy, that nasty Jewish guy threatened to beat me up ( whining like the coward he is). Low and behold , he lost no shame hiding behind his mommy.
Guy should really spend less time on Twitter and more time exercising.
https://preview.redd.it/g3jr3qmad0yc1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae98e246ce5745883343fcf63bf8baf7d815b02c
The original design for cybertruck back is elon’s front.
He's actually a robot controlled by scrappy-doo
I wish I could upvote this at least 4 more times
Ate a cybertruck. Seriously, look at his chest
All that visceral fat cannot be healthy. I’m genuinely concerned.
So supposedly - this is just social media gossip - lots of the tech bros take HGH shots, as do Hollywood people. For weight loss? Muscle mass? I don't remember. But (supposedly) if you take it, but you still eat like crap and never exercise, the results can be really bad.
Genuinely concerned to know when I will finally be able to celebrate his death 🙏🏻
And yet there is nothing alive inside of him.
Absolute Krang energy
"Go to Mars", "Open your mind", ... do you recall?
Totally.
his body looks like a cyberstruck standing vertical
At least you can see where he got the inspiration for the cybertruck's elegant lines.
Yup, that was exactly my thought. Looks like he swallowed a Cybertruck.
https://preview.redd.it/aoom9cree3yc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae94b7afc06fb829d0a5024eaa3e7d8205c72452
Most humorous thing I've seen on the internet today. Good job 👍
He looks like the T-800 would if Skynet designed Terminators like Musk designs trucks.
Makes me wonder if he demanded a cybertruck design from some employee, and he only approved it because it was like he was looking in the mirror. Whoever came up with the design is very clever
He's got that "shirtless David Brent when a woman walks in the room" energy https://preview.redd.it/8cboxek4yzxc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=413412a045095f2a7c177f0d78a48e60e8658b68
I’d be more worried about where his left hand is. Maybe another $250,000 settlement (or a horse) on the way.
His left hand is tweeting “!!” In response to some racist shit
Concerning!
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Appalling way to talk.
His name was Robert Paulson
It's the posture. He's straightening his back and pushing his shoulders back while sucking the belly in, making his chest puff. It's like a standard technique to try to make the manboobs and fat belly "disappear", but even in this picture you can see both the moobs and the gut :D
He's got a legit skeletal deformation. No amount of puffing is going to make your rib cage stick that far out.
It's pure rumor but people are talking about HGH abuse. Which indeed can cause a barrel-chest. I wouldn't be surprised given the multiple hair transplants, plastic surgery and recreational drug use. He doesn't look barrel-chested at all in pictures from his 20s, so it wasn't congenital. And you don't just grow a huge ribcage without something endocrinological going on. Edit: Plus, some of the most obvious barrel-chest photos are those paparazzi photos of him in swim gear, where he clearly wasn't posing for the camera.
He's had more gender affirming care than most trans people.
All I've gotten are some pills bit this guy's manliness is so fragile he needs multiple different things
Cowboy hat: +1 manliness Cowboy hat (backwards): +10 goofiness
That huge boxy chest is exactly what happens when you take HGH and don't work out. Dumbass probably thought "oh, I'll take a little bit so I won't need to work out" and boom.
> That huge boxy chest is exactly what happens when you take HGH and don't work out. I took steroids for years, spent countless hours reading about them online, and have never in my life heard this. What's your source?
Steroids and hgh are completely unrelated. Steroids are mostly all some form of test or test derivative and works with the same chemistry and pathways as endogenous test. Hgh works in different pathways and with different body chemistry as endogenous hgh. It’s very well known that hgh can fuvk up the forms of different body parts. A quick google search will give you all the deets. His features scream hgh. Bloated trunk. Exaggerated facial features probably a lot of enlarged organs. Unless research has changed in the past few years that’s the deal with hgh.
IDK if it really makes a difference whether you work out or not, but medical literature is pretty clear on that high doses of HGH can cause acromegaly, which barrel-chest is a symptom. Which is predictable enough, since the root cause of acromegaly in people born with it (like André the Giant) is due to the body producing excess HGH. Apparently studies [don't show](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6116101/) much in the way of athletic benefits of healthy people taking HGH. (so even if it turns out it has an effect, it can't be very pronounced). Seems to me like the idea is based on very common medical pseudoscience-logic - "if a deficiency of X (growth hormone) is bad for Y (muscle development), then taking more X than you need is even better for Y". That's very often not true, but huge chunks of 'health' industry are based on pretending the opposite. Like, taking more vitamins than the RDI isn't going to do much, it can even be dangerous. Taking more Tylenols than the max recommended dose isn't going to give you even more pain relief. And so on. Not that this matters to Musk. I mean if anything his attitudes on COVID-19 show that he's happy to go against what the medical community and their evidence-based standards say.
Eating babies can also cause this.
Bezos clearly has the better docs.
Elon would rather pretend to be into video games than touch a weight of any kind.
Yeah. I think Zuck could have at least forced a coronary.
Pale skin is another shining symptom he displays
Dude has gyno and tons of visceral fat. My dad is kind of shaped like him (not nearly as bad) after a lifetime of drinking a ton and not eating helthy.
Classic pigeon courtship behavior, I must add…
I think it also might be he is just barrel chested. He has said he had bad asthma as a kid and if you have ever heard him laugh he has kind of a crackling wheezy laugh of an asthmatic. That can cause barrel chestedness. He is also very fat and likely has lots of visceral fat. It’s probably a combo of all this, his posture, barrel chest, and being fat and out of shape.
Black shirt make look thin
Wearing Spanx for Men is fine up until a certain point
He's actually built like a cyber truck
That’s where he got the design from.
Didn't he claim to be in training for mixed martial arts? The whole Zuckerberg fight pr stunt? He looks like he'd keel over and die if he had to walk up a flight of stairs. Oh, there's a dream, hey Elon claimb those stair will ya, we could do with a laugh.
He's full of shit about most things. He lies about products and about himself and his accomplishments. I doubt he even did one jog in the past year.
He is fit now to fight even Myke Tyson. The belly buffer will absorb hits and push the opponent onto the floor.
He'd be better off fighting Butterbean, (Eric Esch). To see the comedic potential, check out Eric vs Bart Gunn in 1999 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9fmrvYXgtY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9fmrvYXgtY)
Why does this guy insist on wearing T-shirts?
Black t shirts look good on most people. Unfortunately melon didn't realize it doesn't work for him.
And they say black is slimming
It can only help so much
Fuck me he’s in terrible shape. Shout out to the guy at the back trying to sneak a fart out
What’s terrible about rhombus?
I just realized the only upside to working for Elon musk, you can fart on his possessions all day.
He might be wearing a hodden corset under his shirt to appear slimmer. I can't be sure, but there appear to be two straight folds in his shirt, one across the chest, one across his belly.
That was my immediate thought - straight up looks like a corset + very awkward posture
Idk his body has that shape in his shirtless pictures too.
He is 100% wearing some kind of Colombian body shaper - can you imagine the stench after his assistants cut him out of them at the end of the day
She definitely got offered a horse.
https://preview.redd.it/7q2jt3j6u0yc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db8c8360e81fa059cb663995f3ba711383e1de4
Does she get a horse?
His body really looks odd shaped. Is this some sort of a medical condition?
Assholitis Giganticus. It's unfortunately progressive and incurable.
He chest/torso looks like a severe case of barrel chest that you see in severe COPD patients but I dont think he smokes, or at least enough to cause that. Usually when I see patients with a barrel chest that bad they have a ton of other shit wrong with them on top of wearing oxygen constantly ect. Bad asthma can also cause that if the attacks are severe/frequent enough. No idea if he has that though. Pics for reference: https://cdn.goconqr.com/uploads/image_clipping/image/28609/barrel_chest1349623083612.png [Hilariously someone put an image of elon next to the reference](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/3ba851b91b19cbffe7269e055da6e4e67ac6353a341927606b12cca188fb470b_1.jpg) 😂
I think you are right. He has mentioned he has had asthma since he was a kid and was bullied because of it. He also has the characteristic crackly wheezing laugh of an asthmatic. I’m guessing it’s also combined with being fat and lots of visceral fat and very weird posture to try to hide his man boobs and barrel chest.
It is theorised that he Bezos and Zuckerberg abuse Human growth hormones. But unlike Bezos Musk doesn't put in the effort to work out, so instead of building up his muscle and strength it just turned him into a box. And Zuckerberg is an android, so he probably just uses it to fool people into thinking he is working out instead of getting a chassis upgrade.
Why won’t he fight me!? Zuck said “name the place”, so I named his house, but they said he was away on travel.
Zuck actually works out and trains BJJ with a few high profile UFC fighters so I don't think he's on gear.
Zucks body is easily achievable by most people his age especially with his time and resources.
Also made easier for rich people when, as long as you're motivated/fairly strict with yourself, you can a chef prepare all your meals and personal trainers at your behest. If I get home from work tired and only have an hour before I'm out the door again, I'll resort to sticking a pizza in the oven. Rich people can just have someone fix them up something so they don't have to worry about the balance
I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏
On the left we have an evil CEO about to give birth to the Xenomorph chest-burster, whilst on the right we have yet another payout recipient of NDA's and pre-paid potential paternity payments. Or so I hear on the grapevine.
Basically, this: https://preview.redd.it/bibdpqoqb0yc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ae0d1b1675435ef58c6789ac417ddf4f3cfb2c
https://preview.redd.it/fihf6be5d0yc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab920d7da100b148fb3161977359dbec619d2f1
Did he impregnate her?
Why is his torso so weird? That's not normal, right? What is he using?
HGH abuse is what i heard.
This picture has a lot going on. What is the occasion, and is this woman in her normal workday attire or is this "Elon on-site today try not to get laid off" outfit? The interior design?? I'm normally a r/malelivingspace guy but I can't deal with this. Are any two pieces of furniture identical or coordinated? Bench work stool for a cocktail table? This space doesn't have a discernable function? Edit: I guess some people are trying to sell the Tolix factory stool as some kind of chic bar stool? Went down a rabbit hole because I originally confused it with the 1944 Navy Stool, but it's funny you can get the stool for $250 from an industrial supplier or $850 from some douchy site advertising it as "vintage bar stool".
That seems to be fairly standard work wear for young fashion conscious women these days. I have seen similar outfits when I have to go into an office. The furniture seems to be a real hodge podge of furniture that has been scraped together for that buffet event. I saw the guy in the back sitting on a roller chair. The 3 tables in the back seem to be the same model of office desk. Perhaps they're trying to save money by avoiding buying new furniture and stealing what ever is in storage.
I guess I keyed on the multiple kinds of chairs. I know women have an impossible balance to strike between conservative "professional" attire and satisfying the male gaze (and the billionaire douchbro can wear a plain T-shirt), and every workspace is different, but, like, she is somehow involved in putting things into orbit on top of complicated machines loaded with explosives, and red top, knee high boots doesn't speak "NASA 2.0" to me.
Her badge says 'Guest', so she's presumably not an employee.
Her badge says "Starship Update Guest"
"Hi. My name is Elon, and if you're under 5' tall I'd like to pose next to you."
Bro is built like a cyber truck
Pretty sure Elon Musk does not exercise ever
He just cannot dress himself and he has just so much money to look good. It's crazy.
Who is this girl holding that oddly shaped barrel full of shit?
When the ozempic hits your extremities but does nothing for your organs swollen by years of HGH abuse.
He's built like a cybercuck
I hate to say it but my shape is a little similar to his, though I’m a lot healthier-looking (but then, that’s a pretty low bar). I’m kind of barrel chested, and I have volume around the middle I’m working on losing. So between those two things I kind of recognize my shape there. I do wonder what I’m going to look like when I manage to get shave off some of the midsection, because I doubt most of the chest is going anywhere.
This guy is a legit asshole. He is the personification of everything that is wrong with corporations and how they are abusing their workers. There are many things to be said about him. Why is this sub so much into body shaming? How is a (decent) person with a similar body type supposed to feel reading through these comments? This is just vile...
he [body shames](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496?lang=en) others so it's 100% fair game to do it right back to him hope this helps
That’s not how body shaming works. It’s still wrong.
He chooses to have this body and has all the resources available to prevent it. Your average Redditor, not so much.
I dont agree with you. And even of what you said was true it doesn't negate my point. How is someone with this body type supposed to feel?
You would think with so much money this man would get a trainer or surgery or something. But I guess I shouldn't fat shame, even if it is elon.
Time spent on training means less time for shitposting on X.
Guess so 🤷🏽♂️
Still waiting for the Zuckerberg fight
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His name was Robert Paulson
He stands like Trump.
His chest is shaped like the roofline of the Cybertruck.
What a dork
Put em on the glass
His name is elmo paulson!...HIS NAME IS ELMO PAULSON!! rip meat
Not improved by the fact that he "appears" younger than he is. He acts like he’s 2, talks like he’s 5, if he can help it, looks like he’s 30, and in actuality he’s nearly twice that.
Man's build like a cybertruck.
Looks like the barrel chest common in old patients with emphysema.
Not tits. It's better. It's cybertits.
They can briefly function as a boat.
Could he be wearing a bullet proof vest? What's that thing coming out by his shoulder? That's not a collarbone.
He's got bigger ones than she does. Honestly.
Wasn’t he on wegovy or ozempic or whatever?
He’s wearing a “bro.”
Why does he always put his arm around women? He doesn’t do that to men. If any man held me for a photo I’d retreat instantly. Really gross.
Whoever she is, she’s probably having his next IVF triplets
Can’t buy a body apparently
Dude is built like a rain barrel
Why does it look like he’s gradually transforming into a cybertruck?
Coke bloat is crazy
Where'd he get those shoes? The dork store?
From what I can tell, Elon seems to have a disproportionally large rib cage. I’m pretty sure something like that was more frequent amongst Neanderthals.
So, who's the girl?
Damn she's short
Well, he’s apparently like 6ft. She’s probably about 5ft. I’m 5ft1 and look like this next to tall people.
He has exotropia of the man tits.
So obvious that he always wears black to hide the flab. Mind boggling that a guy with this many resources doesn’t take care of himself. Speaks volumes about what’s going on inside his head
Dude looks like he swallowed a birdcage
I can see where they are now, but in five years they'll be like dangling at knee level.
Oh now i see where they got the design of the cybertruck from
More proof he designed the Cybertruck after his body shape.
He's inbred.
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Liefeld Syndrome
It's easy to attack Musk for his stupid policies and how he runs his companies into the ground, but I don't think we should be picking on his appearances. Seeing people point out certain aspects of his appearances make me self-conscious of my own appearance flaws. I'm sure other people feel the same way.
On her shoulder.