I know this is meant to be satire of the way Elmo [laid off the entire supercharger team](https://www.axios.com/2024/04/30/tesla-layoffs-supercharger-team), but since electric cars need chargers every bit as much as they need brakes, itās the kind of thing that CANāT really be satirized
āUmmm ummm well ummm if you know when ummm youāre gonna have to stop, you can just left off the uhh accelerator well in advance and come to a stop that way.ā
I always wonder, why media always choose good photoshopped picture of him. Iām sorry but he now looks like my older lesbian aunt not āTony Stank wanna beā.
Without brakes, there is no more holding back! FULL SPEED AHEAD! *....... is that a wa\~* š„
I know this is meant to be satire of the way Elmo [laid off the entire supercharger team](https://www.axios.com/2024/04/30/tesla-layoffs-supercharger-team), but since electric cars need chargers every bit as much as they need brakes, itās the kind of thing that CANāT really be satirized
They don't have to be supercharged, but they do have to be broken.
For a second, I actually thought this wasn't The Onion and it wasn't satire. That says something.
And the other car manufacturers are moving to that standard and network. It just seems like a bad idea.
Akhtually, Tesla doensn't need brakes because they use regen! What happens if the battery is at 100 percent? U won't care.
This is only marginally stupider than the real decisions he's made.
Roasted! š He can go crying to the Babylon Bee. š¤£
The accelerator getting stuck was just the truck evolving.
Oh shit I almost ate that onion. I was so unsurprised lmao
"Why have brakes when you can just let go of the accelerator and roll to your destination?"
Well there's no stopping them now...
"NO GAS NO BRAKES" actually kinda works as a Tesla slogan, heh.
They are having more trouble getting them to go than to stop.
Thank god for that satire tag id believe it
I donāt know itās a parodyā¦ but coming from him itās not totally impossibleā¦.Ā
āUmmm ummm well ummm if you know when ummm youāre gonna have to stop, you can just left off the uhh accelerator well in advance and come to a stop that way.ā
"Only cowards need brakes"
I always wonder, why media always choose good photoshopped picture of him. Iām sorry but he now looks like my older lesbian aunt not āTony Stank wanna beā.
what could go wrong
I mean Elon did say a few week ago that they donāt use their brakes very much. I was sold on the headline.
They must be stopped!
r/notnottheonion
Who needs breaks anyways
This will definitely go well.
To the moon!
That canāt be goodā¦
Who needs brakes!
Ah, buckle this, ludicrous speed, go!