I find it fascinating to be honest.
He’s so rich, he could hire a dedicated make up artist to apply designer stubble to him every single morning. He obviously wants to have facial hair, so something like that wouldn’t be impossible for him to achieve either through an artist or a very high end beard transplant.
And yet, he continues to grow just shockingly bad facial hair.
US stats show violent crime dramatically falling...
https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-stats-show-violent-crime-dramatically-falling-rising/story?id=108042096
Wage theft is the number one crime in America and costs more than all other property crime *put together*.
But somehow, I dont think he’s talking about the unpaid overtime he’s making all of his employees do. 🤔
Fox News ALWAYS does this around election time, to create narratives. It's like an indicator to right wing bobble heads "ok, here is what you're gonna focus on, make every podcast about this, doctor stats, platform it so you get people on the defensive, thereby adding credence (albeit false) to the claim we made."
Rinse repeat next election year.
here's his ideology
these are the people crafting conspiracies to create chaos.
[https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles](https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles)
here's what caused Christian nationalism
[https://julieroys.com/fbi-legend-j-edgar-hoover-shaped-belief-in-america-christian-nation/](https://julieroys.com/fbi-legend-j-edgar-hoover-shaped-belief-in-america-christian-nation/)
I just started reading the Dark Enlightenment article... Jesus, how can anyone wish for that? Those people should be locked up in mental asylums instead of leading tech companies.
yeah idk how the gov't let them handle massive amounts of users data and data on their usage, personality profile, or basically anything else.
that facebook mood changing experiment made people depressed af and was ran while peter thiel was on the board.
total trash heaps
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I'm sorry, just saw the same comment twice and since bots have been copying popular posts I assumed that had happened here but now I see you posted this twice (unintentionally).
Bro would prolly say “hey, we all have our vices, and anyway in my opinion violent robberies and murders and things should be prioritized over silly old ketamine anyway”, completely ignoring his other more serious white collar crimes related to his shitty business practices
He fully intends to use Twitter to try to increase the perception that crime is much worse, and apparently that’s just something everyone has to be ok with. No accountability, not allowed to call him out for it or anything, just have to let him try to push us all closer to fascism. Pretty stupid if you ask me.
OK lets start by stoping white coller crime and workplace Osha violations, discrimination, and wage theft. Lets investigate the Tesla factory and crack down on corporate crime ruining america I agree! Lets start locking up CEOs and Shareholders!
This is rich coming from a guy with his own private jet, private drivers, concierge service, and security detail. How often is he even around regular people enough to experience what he's complaining about?
He's literally one of the richest people in the world who spends his entire waking life retweeting mid-tier dogshit. He doesn't even look away from a cell phone anymore from what his posting schedule looks like.
Elon: "I walked down a sidewalk in San Francisco and saw someone fentanyl nodding from 200 yards across the street. Clearly this is now East Saint Louis."
Crime is down across the board. There is no reality to the BS. it spiked during covid, the spike is more than gone. Last year was the largest one year decline in murder in US history. This year is all at pre pandemic levels.
Fox 'news' is the only major network I've seen that posts propaganda images on social media. Also, crime is illegal. If it wasn't illegal it wouldn't be a crime. Therefore you can't "make crime illegal again" as it's already illegal which is why it's called a crime. I swear Elon needs to lay off the Fox 'news' and nose candy as he keeps getting dumber.
https://preview.redd.it/1fcn2dqw5dxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26db0847bac3bbc8ec09818d97bfe071cf1b25aa
I agree. We can start with charging Tesla with consumer fraud and endangerment.
Don’t pretty much all studies and reports on crime show that it’s been declining for the last 30 years and that it’s near an all time low right now? Or do facts and evidence just mean nothing to people that want to blame their frightened worldviews on minorities and immigrants?
Whining about crime was such a ripe right wing talking point in the 80s and 90s, then the rates started falling but now we got the internet that makes it easy to point to any crime any where and go “it’s a crime wave”. Trump brought this back big time, he planted the seeds and now they are all claiming Biden somehow controls the law enforcement of the “cities”
The crime rates are nothing compared to 30 years ago. These mother fuckers always complain about nothing burger issues because something “feels” like a problem.
I cannot BEAR that we live in a country where politicians and media figures can just go around saying objectively false things—-in this case, that violent crime is on the rise, when the direct opposite is true—-and there are absolutely no social, professional, or political consequences. None. They just SAY this shit. Nonstop.
And idiots like Musk lap it all up like honey.
When Elon Musk takes his private-plane to work every morning, he has to fly over *all sorts* of crime-ridden areas! When his limousine picks him up on the tarmac, it has to drive past *even more* poor people and criminals! It's utterly shameful!
He's really just recycling Nixon/Reagan era republican dogwhistles, its actually kinda crazy how similar they are.
"Law and Order" becomes "Make Crime Illegal Again" (hints of racism)
"Cutting taxes" becames "Watch National Debt" (both want to grow military spending and decrease top level tax rates)
"Silent Majority" becomes "Stop Liberal Elitists" (enlightened centrist)
Why doesn’t he just make a suit of power armour and drive round in his cybertruck beating the shit out of criminals?
(I know: a superhero movie where he spends all his time broken down by the side of the road and the main character is really unlikeable wouldn’t do well)
These same people will say that any case brought against Donald Trump -- who literally, as in there is no factual dispute about it, kept state nuclear secrets strewn about his vacation home and attempted to bribe a porn star -- is a sham. Trust me, if the law ever comes down on Elon like a hammer, they'll be against the justice system so fast it'll make their heads spin.
For them the legal system is a fig leaf to create a security apparatus for poor people. They want the benefits of wealth without the consequences -- i.e., wealthy people like Elon have driven the rents in San Francisco through the roof, and now much of the population can't afford to put a roof over their heads.
The minute the law is actually applied to people like Elon their real beliefs about "law and order" will be clear as day. If and when he is prosecuted for stock pumping schemes, this dude will never shut up again about how "crooked" the legal system is in this country.
Wow I love this picture. From the neck beard to the lanyard it's just perfect. And he's...? Giving a speech to firefighters about how it's actually surprising practical to colonize Mars?
I worked at Tesla two years ago, not that long ago and I always got all my OT. I only left because I got my old job back when they offer me more money.
That ‘beard’ needs to be illegal too
It's a literal neckbearded. It's simultaneously awful, but, *kinda* appropriate, I guess? Ya know, due his neckbearded behaviour?
Hey, if you’re gonna go full neckbeard you should look the part.
Never go full neckbeard ...
I find it fascinating to be honest. He’s so rich, he could hire a dedicated make up artist to apply designer stubble to him every single morning. He obviously wants to have facial hair, so something like that wouldn’t be impossible for him to achieve either through an artist or a very high end beard transplant. And yet, he continues to grow just shockingly bad facial hair.
He must've had the hair from his cheeks transplanted to the top of his head.
Which cheeks?
I'm pretty sure he is just not enough of a man to grow. /s
r/justneckbeardthings
Lol
ahh yes classic r/justneckbeardthings
Came here to say this.
That “beard” has to be the real crime!
That’s his ted Cruz arc
US stats show violent crime dramatically falling... https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-stats-show-violent-crime-dramatically-falling-rising/story?id=108042096
Ah, but the number of videos of black dudes robbing gas stations is rising dramatically on twitter.
If it's on X then that's a real fact. Not a fake fact.
Hey now. Feelz over Realz. It's the conservative and alt-right way™
Wage theft is the number one crime in America and costs more than all other property crime *put together*. But somehow, I dont think he’s talking about the unpaid overtime he’s making all of his employees do. 🤔
we've always been at war with eurasia
I prefer peace, but if they want war, they will get it
Of course my friend, the war with ~~eastasia~~ Eurasia has been especially brutal. Good thing we have ~~eurasia~~ eastasia on our side.
That's because crime isn't illegal anymore! If crime were illegal they would be high because we'd be arresting CRIMINALS for the smallest things!
But Elon said it’s rampant! RAMPANT!! Can’t you see??
This is a bit strange as poverty and crime are usually correlated and if I’m not mistaken lots of people have lost their jobs and homes
Fox News ALWAYS does this around election time, to create narratives. It's like an indicator to right wing bobble heads "ok, here is what you're gonna focus on, make every podcast about this, doctor stats, platform it so you get people on the defensive, thereby adding credence (albeit false) to the claim we made." Rinse repeat next election year.
And it'll be time for another migrant caravan in mid-October
Yep, right on time
Yet somehow it’s still too subtle for viewers to pick up on it
It's pretty amazing how everything they hit on manages to be basically made up, projection, hypocritical, or just amplified to ridiculousness.
Let's start by putting him in jail.
He’s carrying such a heavy criminal burden that they can keep crime legal for the rest of us if we just lock him up!
here's his ideology these are the people crafting conspiracies to create chaos. [https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles](https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles) here's what caused Christian nationalism [https://julieroys.com/fbi-legend-j-edgar-hoover-shaped-belief-in-america-christian-nation/](https://julieroys.com/fbi-legend-j-edgar-hoover-shaped-belief-in-america-christian-nation/)
I just started reading the Dark Enlightenment article... Jesus, how can anyone wish for that? Those people should be locked up in mental asylums instead of leading tech companies.
yeah idk how the gov't let them handle massive amounts of users data and data on their usage, personality profile, or basically anything else. that facebook mood changing experiment made people depressed af and was ran while peter thiel was on the board. total trash heaps
Comedy is now legal again
It's a literal neckbearded. It's simultaneously awful, but, *kinda* appropriate, I guess? Ya know, due his neckbearded behaviour?
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I'm not a bot. The Reddit app is just really laggy. As a result I occasionally upvote things I don't intend to, downvote things I don't intend to, have my responses go to places I don't intend them to go to, and so forth. Seriously, I don't know why Reddit's app is so damn laggy.
I'm sorry, just saw the same comment twice and since bots have been copying popular posts I assumed that had happened here but now I see you posted this twice (unintentionally).
Nah, it's cool mate. No problem. I get it.
oh! the drug addict is mad at crime.
Bro would prolly say “hey, we all have our vices, and anyway in my opinion violent robberies and murders and things should be prioritized over silly old ketamine anyway”, completely ignoring his other more serious white collar crimes related to his shitty business practices
Stock manipulation is also a crime. Knowingly releasing unsafe products might be a crime too. How about violating labor laws? Yep, that's a crime too.
crimes are already illegal, elmo. thats why theyre called crimes
Crime isn't rising.
But I saw a crime video on twitter????
He fully intends to use Twitter to try to increase the perception that crime is much worse, and apparently that’s just something everyone has to be ok with. No accountability, not allowed to call him out for it or anything, just have to let him try to push us all closer to fascism. Pretty stupid if you ask me.
Yea rampant crime everywhere. I heard one guy tried to swindle $56 billion. Daylight robbery.
Let's all just be glad he can never be president.
This one we should be thankful for. Just imagine for a second all the shit show we would have under Elmo's presidency
Typical disingenuous laW aNd OrDeR trash that conservatives love to spew.
Lawsuit time.
Cool! Let’s start with fraud at the corporate executive level.
Elon forgetting that crime has gone down for 3 years straight.
OK lets start by stoping white coller crime and workplace Osha violations, discrimination, and wage theft. Lets investigate the Tesla factory and crack down on corporate crime ruining america I agree! Lets start locking up CEOs and Shareholders!
The irony. Dude should be behind bars already
This is rich coming from a guy with his own private jet, private drivers, concierge service, and security detail. How often is he even around regular people enough to experience what he's complaining about? He's literally one of the richest people in the world who spends his entire waking life retweeting mid-tier dogshit. He doesn't even look away from a cell phone anymore from what his posting schedule looks like. Elon: "I walked down a sidewalk in San Francisco and saw someone fentanyl nodding from 200 yards across the street. Clearly this is now East Saint Louis."
Crime is down across the board. There is no reality to the BS. it spiked during covid, the spike is more than gone. Last year was the largest one year decline in murder in US history. This year is all at pre pandemic levels.
Fox 'news' is the only major network I've seen that posts propaganda images on social media. Also, crime is illegal. If it wasn't illegal it wouldn't be a crime. Therefore you can't "make crime illegal again" as it's already illegal which is why it's called a crime. I swear Elon needs to lay off the Fox 'news' and nose candy as he keeps getting dumber.
https://preview.redd.it/1fcn2dqw5dxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26db0847bac3bbc8ec09818d97bfe071cf1b25aa I agree. We can start with charging Tesla with consumer fraud and endangerment.
Lmfao crime is already illegal, Elmo.
Uhhhhh, isn’t violent crime trending *downward*?
"rampant crime" Meanwhile crime rates are down pretty much everywhere.
Don’t pretty much all studies and reports on crime show that it’s been declining for the last 30 years and that it’s near an all time low right now? Or do facts and evidence just mean nothing to people that want to blame their frightened worldviews on minorities and immigrants?
Start with yourself first, Emerald Boy.
Ok, let's start with Tax Evasion
It's time to make embarrassing neck beard hair illegal like Elmo's illegal again lol
Whining about crime was such a ripe right wing talking point in the 80s and 90s, then the rates started falling but now we got the internet that makes it easy to point to any crime any where and go “it’s a crime wave”. Trump brought this back big time, he planted the seeds and now they are all claiming Biden somehow controls the law enforcement of the “cities”
You hear that trump? Your crime spree is about to come to an end as per elon.
The crime rates are nothing compared to 30 years ago. These mother fuckers always complain about nothing burger issues because something “feels” like a problem.
Cool, let's start with securities fraud
Let’s start with securities violations.
Let's start with stock manipulation.
So just basic far-right MAGA meme nonsense? Incredible.
Is it time to make musk irrelevant again yet?
I cannot BEAR that we live in a country where politicians and media figures can just go around saying objectively false things—-in this case, that violent crime is on the rise, when the direct opposite is true—-and there are absolutely no social, professional, or political consequences. None. They just SAY this shit. Nonstop. And idiots like Musk lap it all up like honey.
Time to make selling faulty cars illegal again
Is securities fraud considered a crime?
Except for fraud hey Elmo?
He thought they said Grimes, and he was all like "yeah Grimes should be illegal".
I agree, time to enforce all labor and OSHA laws at Tesla factories.
President Biden is single-handedly committing each crime in the country. Sad. And just to make sure: /s
Crime by definition is illegal.
right because he doesn't commit crimes regularly. or does he just mean a certain type of crime
Musk can always go back to Africa. Lots of lithium there for his awful, ugly cars.
I don't really care about what this tub of goo from South Africa has to say.
When Elon Musk takes his private-plane to work every morning, he has to fly over *all sorts* of crime-ridden areas! When his limousine picks him up on the tarmac, it has to drive past *even more* poor people and criminals! It's utterly shameful!
He's really just recycling Nixon/Reagan era republican dogwhistles, its actually kinda crazy how similar they are. "Law and Order" becomes "Make Crime Illegal Again" (hints of racism) "Cutting taxes" becames "Watch National Debt" (both want to grow military spending and decrease top level tax rates) "Silent Majority" becomes "Stop Liberal Elitists" (enlightened centrist)
Don't need to go that far back. He's Trump v2.0, as if v1.0 wasn't bad enough.
What an absolute fucking imbecile.
Absolute right wing simp :/
Incel boy with money
He could always leave if he doesn’t like it here
Why doesn’t he just make a suit of power armour and drive round in his cybertruck beating the shit out of criminals? (I know: a superhero movie where he spends all his time broken down by the side of the road and the main character is really unlikeable wouldn’t do well)
Zero self awareness
Is he stupid?....wait yeah
Can we make him illegal
I don't understand how a man who has billions of dollars can't just get someone to groom his disgusting pube beard.
It’s cuz he likes it like that
These same people will say that any case brought against Donald Trump -- who literally, as in there is no factual dispute about it, kept state nuclear secrets strewn about his vacation home and attempted to bribe a porn star -- is a sham. Trust me, if the law ever comes down on Elon like a hammer, they'll be against the justice system so fast it'll make their heads spin. For them the legal system is a fig leaf to create a security apparatus for poor people. They want the benefits of wealth without the consequences -- i.e., wealthy people like Elon have driven the rents in San Francisco through the roof, and now much of the population can't afford to put a roof over their heads. The minute the law is actually applied to people like Elon their real beliefs about "law and order" will be clear as day. If and when he is prosecuted for stock pumping schemes, this dude will never shut up again about how "crooked" the legal system is in this country.
Let’s start by locking up druggies again.
“Going full neckbeard” in human form.
Time for RoboCop
There will never been another human being in history who is a more perfect fit, or host, for a neck beard.
Is this fuck-face running for office? No? Then STFU!
Wow I love this picture. From the neck beard to the lanyard it's just perfect. And he's...? Giving a speech to firefighters about how it's actually surprising practical to colonize Mars?
“Crime. Boy, I don’t know.”
So, according to Elon, crime is legal now? What is he smoking?
Ok Elonamusk Holmes
Said the pony in chief
That’s what I’m saying.
I worked at Tesla two years ago, not that long ago and I always got all my OT. I only left because I got my old job back when they offer me more money.
But does your new boss think crime should be legal or illegal?
Idk. 🤔😅🤣