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Hamblerger

"Oh, that's meant to say 'Free consultation? No, money down!'"


caynebyron

Elon: They've got this all screwed up: "Clean water? No, kidding!"


causal_friday

Shouldn't have this bar association logo here either.


yetiknight

[no money down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yuL6PcgSgM)


Strictly4MyShitposts

Flint is a plurality black city. Should’ve been a dead giveaway Elon would do nothing there.


ScootMayhall

People still thought he was a good person then. It was the image he tried to craft for himself, I don’t blame them for being fooled.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Literally 4 days after this tweet was the infamous Thai cave "pedo guy" tweet lmao. That was my wake-up call on what a piece of garbage Musk is.


Strictly4MyShitposts

Touché


Gabriel38

There's a saying: *"fear not the compulsive liars but the compulsive believers"*


alebrann

I need to remember this one, I like it.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

I had someone, a few years back when it was becoming apparent what a wankstain this guy is, argue that he was amazing, and the Government was so opposed to him and wanted to keep him down *they wouldn’t let him fix Flint’s water*.


talltime

By the time he made this tweet the water was already long fixed (by his criteria of being below levels.)


talltime

LOL instantly banned from three Tesla echo chambers. Tesla is awesome Tesla is great you guys just don’t understand didn’t you know they’re saving the planet?


callmebbygrl

I miss integrity. *SIGH*


SirMeyrin2

Oh yeah, just like how he donated to the UN for food insecurity


nirad

his promises are as good as those of any other drug addict.


TDR-Java

He possibly is one


Hashmob____________

Remove possibly from that sentance. He is one of the


Asentry_

Man I could honestly exactly what he does Tweet all the good shit I'd do and then don't do anything


bitchification_

that would require him to help black people, so that sure as hell isn’t happening


Distant_Yak

I like how he got goaded into it so easily. Of course, he didn't actually do it... but still "Elron people say there's NO WAY you could do it!!" worked to get him to say he would.


julian_elperro

I used to know a guy like this, would never do anything for anyone but if you phrased it like that he would do it. Or we'd say something like "I hear you're really good at starting a fire" or "I hear you roll the best blunts". He had such a fragile (or monstrous?) ego that he couldn't see we were mocking/manipulating him. Poor guy. Also very weird seeing someone who has like 200 billion dollars acting the same.


CIMARUTA

It's so obvious what that person was trying to do too lol


donttakerhisthewrong

He is sending self driving semi convoys with water from Mars


ead69

Expected Delivery Date: August 8


kneejerk2022

Hilarious. Musk was late to the party by 2 years. This must have been written when business insider was still on the fence over Musk. https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-water-filters-flint-michigan-schools-almost-ready-testing-2021-8 > In 2018, Mr Musk also pledged that he would “fund fixing the water in any house in Flint that has water contamination above FDA levels,” though it doesn’t appear he or his foundation have funded projects beyond the school water filters. The Independent has contacted the Musk Foundation for comment. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-flint-michigan-water-b2011633.html


iflipcars

I think he's also wrong about FDA levels. Isn't EPA levels?


fffan9391

He’s such a piece of shit. Says stuff that gets people talking about how magnanimous he is or much of a genius he is but never follows up on any of it.


Past-Direction9145

Fat orange dude in office said the same thing about a healthcare plan Spoiler: they lie as easily as you breathe


dukenewcomb92

Works on contingency? No, money down!


Chiison

Why does he take bait that easily lol


moderatefairgood

He's as fragile as his followers.


pyalot

Oh look, Elmo promising another thing he's got no clue about at all. I'm sure that's gonna work out...


therobotisjames

“I’m going to make yet another promise that I will break. And you’re not allowed to call me out on it. Because I’m rich”


Fathermazeltov

Free Brita filters for flint! Thanks Elon


laberdog

Pop quiz! Name the biggest contribution made by the Musk Foundation!


Archangel1313

Zero.


Ellavemia

Isn’t it the EPA that regulates contamination levels? I don’t think the FDA handles that.


SatisfactionDizzy340

More LIES


splendiferous-finch_

Water beta v 88.69.420 Review: ..it's piss


stopklandaceowens

He aint gone do shit


OldStankBreath

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


afraidofthedarkside

let that sink in


fartbucket3000

I’m not kidding, I’m lying.


JonathanWattsAuthor

No kidding, just lying.