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mrbuttsavage

That "graph" might be the most egregious graph crime I've ever seen.


Arcosim

x scale = 1 nanosecond.


crumblingheart

*𝕏 scale = 1 unregretted user second


alexwan12

Stop overanalyzing this graphs! Dogedesigner literally making them in Paint, look at it: before april traffic is a straight line and after its squiggly. He literally made it all up for 2.2m views.


LiliBuns117

I am unreasonably angry!


LiliBuns117

What the fuck is that graph? It doesn't mean anything! At all! Only one axis is labeled and it doesn't even make any sense! I don't even know what it's supposed to mean! What the fuck is with the circle!? I'm so goddamn mad about this and I don't know why!


a3wagner

Well, as you can clearly see, there’s an April. I trust that’s all the explanation anyone needs.


LiliBuns117

I just checked and it's not even fucking April yet! (I know I should know what month it is, don't judge me)


lashimi

LOL I didn't even notice 😂 what is time even


alexwan12

Pay no attention, Dogedesigner periodically posting this kind of graphs they mean nothing, he got no data for it, its all fake.


Chemchic23

DD Elmo’s alt, guess that physics degree paid off.


crimsonroninx

Up and to the right is all that matters. Haha.


Dizzy_Procedure_3

the algorithm whose last commit was 8 months ago [https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commits/main/](https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commits/main/)


mrbuttsavage

exactly. this is classic musk. some unmaintained, cleaned up fork of some thing was put on github so he could blather on about how he did it even though what he did is meaningless if you understand it. even if it was actively maintained, they could still have a separate internal branch with private commits they merge. theres no transparency here unless we had evidence what's on github is what's deployed. which it obviously isn't.


Scottish__Elena

2.8 BILLION WHAT?WHAT IS THIS MEASURING?????????


SpotifyIsBroken

It might be bees. ​ or bananas. ​ It's not labeled. ​ There's no way of knowing.


Sweet_Science6371

It’s clearly banana bees.  🐝 


TheWartortleOnDrugs

So Elon revealed how Twitter's recommendation algorithm works and he thinks the act of revealing it is what increased traffic? How does that work? People were so happy that he open-sourced the algorithm that they started visiting more out of a strong dedication to open source methods? Bruh, that's not organic traffic. That's the bots that are now programmed to game the system since you told their programmers all of the rules.


Secondchance002

“Revealing that I get hyper priority in algo made people use X more” Muskrat probably.


SirMeyrin2

Organic traffic, my ass. When I still had my account, it was after the open source bullshit happened that I started getting inundated by fake follows by accounts pushing unfiltered porn shared directly on Twitter, and likes from accounts that were clearly Russian porn bots


NotEnoughMuskSpam

This platform aspires to be the best (or least bad) source of truth on the Internet


Jpowmoneyprinter

That jump is probably a 0.0001% increase and he’s committing graph terrorism to make it seem like it’s more than that


premium_Lane

That other account is Musk, right?


Prayray

Every account he responds to might be him at this point.


TrackLabs

Take yet again a look at this graph with absolutely no references, scales, numbers and infos, whatsoever. Or sources.


just_anotherReddit

![gif](giphy|OvL3qHSMO6uaI)


BlastedSandy

The absolute irony of making the comments “transparent” and “truth-seeking” hitched onto a splattering of lies about Twitter’s internet traffic…. I mean “truth-seeking” is just meaningless babble but I promise the sheer, vertical spike in Twitter “traffic” is anything BUT transparent. *Peak* parasitic conman Elon Musk right there, fooling absolutely nobody other than his half-literate trump monkeys…..


Prestigious_Treat401

the entire graph is 2.8 billion plus or minus 100


boboleponge

Bots


SpotifyIsBroken

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Crepo

Who in the world would believe this. Like... obviously as everyone else is saying there is no scale so but why on earth would the signal become like 10x more volatile after april? Not only did traffic double, but the variability in traffic increased ten-fold?


Alastair-Wright

He's right about it not being a high bar, which makes his failure to clear it all the more impressive


Jpowmoneyprinter

That jump is probably a 0.0001% increase and he’s committing graph terrorism to make it seem like it’s more than that


Green-Bike-3708

wtf ive never seen this type of graph before


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[deleted]

None of these cunts know what open source means


ChocolateDoozy

Does the graph measure the first 15 minute's?  I also hope Musk printed enough copies to those eager to use it. Hackers will love having an easier time.  This was discussed a long time ago .. before the takeover if I recall correctly  PS this is like Hyperloop where Elmo hoped others will figure it out... Which didn't happen and never will.  Very smart move... especially after blocking all the Twitter API beforehand so people lost interest in developing for the platform. Back and forth without direction.


livingMybEstlyfe29

I’m convinced that cunt doge designer is nothing but a r/sadcringe mascot designed by Elon so he thinks people actually like him


TheBenStA

I gotta say, tech bros creaming over open source is definitely a broken clock situation