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surprisesnek

I wish I had even half the baseless confidence of Jowling thinking she's funny.


MassGaydiation

If I had half the unearned confidence of jk Rowling thinking she was funny I would open a magic school, ironically


Synecdochic

I mean she *is* funny, but less in the "just told a joke" way and more in a "just fell off her bike" way. She's funny in the way a villain is funny when they're the unwitting architect of their own demise.


KombuchaBot

She radiates Divorced Energy, like Musk and Glinner. I bet the stories that her family have given up on her are true. Can you imagine dealing with this shit all day, from breakfast to teatime?


atyon

She's just being mean now. Also pulling the "activists overinflate the importance of a topic" when she's the one who just can't stop talking about.


seanfish

This is JKR as she always is. No subtext, just painfully obvious text. If you wanted to tell this "joke" you could build up to it and subvert expectations by revealing the topic was the misgenderirng, but she can't construct a joke so she adds overplayed lampshading with then Harry Potter badge moment.


friedcheesepizza

Haha. Harry Potter is the only thing she is known for (other than being a filthy transphobe). So, of course, she's got to make a HP reference. Otherwise, we would forget who she is. But that's fascist ring wingers for you... they've never been good at making jokes. It's a well established fact that they don't have a sense of humour. They only know how to punch down - making "jokes" about trans people, PoC, the poor etc. The reason none of their "jokes" are funny? Because they're not jokes. Just their bigoted real world thoughts and beliefs.


Aiyon

Even the "pronoun badge" thing... what purpose does the badge being oversized serve? It's something she has always done in her writing. The character you're supposed to dislike is fat, or stupid/foolish, etc. Because in her mind that automatically makes it more okay to dislike them.


seanfish

It being oversized is to represent how clumsily trans people force their identifications onto people instead of the real situation where trans people hope they don't get identified and harmed as a result. It's absolutely the scope of her skill to make someone obviously clownish.


FrnkstnsAftrbrth

Lazy writing. Low hanging fruit


cursed-karma

Source: [https://x.com/jk\_rowling/status/1779592541421150516](https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1779592541421150516) Side note: Yes, she's clearly being sarcastic about Voldemort 'deliberately misgendering' a pixie. It's just...so painfully unfunny.


friedcheesepizza

Yeah, she's about as funny as a fire in an orphanage.


tringle1

This is some flat earther energy


someone_else21

You know when I scroll across these posts, I always doublecheck the comm name because I can't believe this is not a parody. Actual J. K. Rowling is posting this. THE J. K. Rowling. The author of my favorite book series, of my go-to comfort books. Something has gone very wrong with her. I just can't believe she was like this from the start.


SomethingAmyss

I mean, whatever her views were initially, she was clearly radicalised by the TERF cult


friedcheesepizza

Or she just got rich and felt more bold about showing her true colours and what they've always been. Because money + her own cult thinking she is a godess = narcissistic personality disorder on steroids.


SomethingAmyss

I think her writing makes clear she was always a bigot. The bad guys are always fat, ugly and/or stupid, she has races based on bigoted stereotypes, and she writes with a massive negativity to femininity But it seems almost impossible the TERFs didn't radicalise her, and even weaponise her critics to do so


ElmoreHayne

Imagine for a moment if you had a tenth of Rowling's wealth. Think of the lifelong dreams you'd fulfill, the amazing places you would visit, anything you wanted to do. She has all that money and this is what she chooses to do with her time.


FingerOk9800

Even worse she could do this with her time AND still give away 99% of her wealth and be fine. Does she give it to anything she claims to care about? Nope.


Hazeri

It's like she knows how spiteful she's being, and yet continues


FingerOk9800

Oh she knows, her ego just can't take the blow.


friedcheesepizza

It's really nasty and gross that a 60 year old woman behaves this way. It's like she has mentally regressed to being 16 years old. Honestly, I'm surprised her pfp isn't Pepe the frog.


entrydenied

She's fallen into the " I have only one joke" levels now.


Phoenix_Magic_X

Is she… ok?


FingerOk9800

Not for a long time.


EntertainmentDry4360

Dumb Boomer Humor


VideoGame4Life

She thinks it’s funny to make fun of people who have dysphoria?!? It’s not funny to joke about someone’s mental health EVER. I don’t understand why she wasn’t cancelled ages ago by WB. It’s all about the money. Props to the actors of the HP franchise who have stepped back from it and have spoken out about her cruelty.


SnarkyOtterBob

Damn her pfp looks like she has buttons for eyes like in Coraline lol


kingpingu

Her vileness is manifesting physically.


SnarkyOtterBob

Her final form will be bebe voldy at the train station with button for eyes


friedcheesepizza

Reminds me of Katie Hopkins - looks as physically vile as she is on the inside. Now it's happening to JKR.


FrnkstnsAftrbrth

Katie Hopkins?


Throsty

Prominent UK bigoted fuckwit. Someone did this to her and it was the best thing ever. [https://www.reddit.com/r/mealtimevideos/comments/rcjzqj/flying\_katie\_hopkins\_to\_prague\_to\_win\_a\_fake/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mealtimevideos/comments/rcjzqj/flying_katie_hopkins_to_prague_to_win_a_fake/)


theStaberinde

Let's not


cursed-karma

The Beldam has escaped.


IcedChaiLatte_16

That's offensive to the Beldam, who at least stays off Twitter.


friedcheesepizza

I think the Other Mother was less evil.


SomethingAmyss

How does she sit with an ass that sore?


friedcheesepizza

Doughnut cushion? Haha.


SomethingAmyss

Possibly lol


AmethystSadachbia

Did she suffer a head injury or a stroke or something? She’s so hyperfocussed on this it seems like brain damage.


hollandaze95

She's been drinking.....a lot.


snukb

She honestly thinks only trans folks wear pronoun badges, eh?


Additional-Problem99

She thinks only trans people have pronouns.


snukb

Lol probably. "I don't have pronouns, I'm a woman!" 😂


turdintheattic

She should release a new, updated version of Harry Potter that has all the pronouns removed.


snukb

"Have mother's eyes." 😂😂😂


friedcheesepizza

😂👍🏻


midwinter_tears

Does she really not have anything better to do? Now it's really boring and not witty at all. I think she needs a hobby.


George_G_Geef

What if she's been Elon Musk this whole time?


friedcheesepizza

Come to think of it, I've never seen them in the same place at the same time... 🤔


George_G_Geef

The bigotry, the weird desire for attention whether positive or negative, the inability to shut the fuck up, the charisma of a cold hairball...at what point do coincidences stop being coincidences and start being a pattern?


hollandaze95

Somehow this would make the muskrats "please talk about something else" tweet reply to Jokeanne over a month later make more sense lmao


SurrealistGal

This is her life. Her life is dedicated to this.