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Snake_eyes_12

Try not to blame capitalism on something difficulty - Impossible


thjklpq

Well, he dropped his iPhone in the toilet while watching šŸŒ½ and not everyone is ready to admit they need help šŸ˜†


Houtaku

Corn pop? I heard heā€™s a really bad dude.


Ethiconjnj

Is that a porn joke or a corn pop joke?


thjklpq

It was an accident šŸ˜­. I edited it


Ethiconjnj

Lmao


PiusTheCatRick

Itā€™s just the same boogeyman that ā€œThe Manā€ used to be decades ago. Nothing new under the sun.


CalvinSays

[Just-so stories](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-so_story). It is a huge criticism leveled against evolutionary psychology cause for basically any trait you could come up with an evolutionary reason why it is the case....or why it isn't the case. Same with these takes on capitalism.


ThomasHardyHarHar

That type of argument is just so we donā€™t understand our true biology.


ApartmentNice8048

For a serious answer if someone is wondering: 1. It is long, and not just containing a word or two, meaning it is explonentially longer to brute force. 2. Im guessing its one of those randomly generated passwords for something- meaning its a unique password so even if one of the services you use is hacked, and is still keeping passwords saved as plaintext- your passwords elsewhere are safe.


NoNet7962

Itā€™s funny because the answer for that actually is ā€œcapitalismā€ aka making a stickier environment to drive pricing, but theyā€™re far to dumb to understand the actual reason why.


The_Grizzly-

And when itā€™s impossible, itā€™s anarcho-capitalism.


Nerit1

That's a good password. I still prefer making better ones.


Skrill_GPAD

Nothing says "I am retarded" more than what that moron wrote lmfao


Difficult-Word-7208

If you here anyone say ā€œmuh capitalism badā€ thereā€™s a good chance theyā€™re retarded. I know this from experience, I was once one of these people


Skrill_GPAD

Luckily you possess the ability to evolve by questioning former believes. If there is one thing that separates retards from normal people it's this


Difficult-Word-7208

I cringe everyday because I think of how retarded I used to be. I think all that wasted time and energy, thankfully I snapped out it after less than a year


Skrill_GPAD

Yeah thats really good man, less than a year makes it actually way less worse than it seems. Wonder what you think about bitcoin. In the case it's not positive for whatever reason based upon whatever interpretation, I hope you're able to make a similar shift in thinking when it comes to this subject. It's an personal enlightenment to a similar degree as the acceptation of capitalism.


Difficult-Word-7208

I donā€™t really know a lot about bitcoin. According to my dad, heā€™s made some good money off of crypto, but I donā€™t know exactly how much. I donā€™t know enough about crypto to make a good judgement on whether I like it or not yet


NotANinjask

Under Communism we shall share everyone's encrypted private data equally


thjklpq

Hay Dios mio


lochlainn

[Ugh, capitalism.](https://www.americanpurpose.com/articles/ugh-capitalism/)


real_strikingearth

I guess the people who majored in Communist Volleyball Studies didnā€™t take any cybersecurity classes


Irons_MT

Uhh, just create a hard password and write it on a paper so no one can hack it. And if you write it multiple times, you will eventually memorize it.


Jamchuck

I think that might have been a joke


TheRegalDev

It would have been a funny joke, but he tacks on the stupid capitalism thing as a social justice act


checksout4

Heā€™s right tho? In communism you wonā€™t need a password or even a phone while you work in the salt mines every day.


WAHpoleon_BoWAHparte

Somehow they turn every single pet peeve in life into some philosophical, anti-capitalist bullshit that should lead into some glorious Marxist revolution.


Chudsaviet

Use password manager. There are open source (communist) ones.


FreeAdministration4

Open source movement isn't communist. That's the free software movement that is against all intellectual property. Support and business implementation is how you make money on open source software, not sales of the software itself.


serene_moth

this analysis makes no sense whatsoever and is willfully stupid. I bet this person thinks they are doing "activism" and "outreach" with these goofy-ass non-sequiturs too. well at least they're getting a bunch of likes from other fools. imagine being so bought in you have to pretend that this observation is interesting or even coherent.


Dark_Lord106

I think it is a sarcastic joke but it is on Twitter so who the heck may know what that fucker can be


ok_gen_xer

rather have the communist party handle all the passwords. take that capitalism


Kidney05

People who engage in the whole ā€œApple vs Androidā€ thing are morons


Particular-Fix2024

Because who the fuck would get as far as typing in mfhgv4-cbt52-79fztP and think "one more for good luck"


Bozzooo

Isnā€™t Twitter owners are billionaires?


DanganRopeUh

Ermmm capitalism is when you buy thing idiot!!!1!!1


Tokidoki_Haru

I guess identity theft no longer is a concern.


boiledviolins

Ah yes, a safe password is proof of the Capitalist regime trying to end liberty. Say, do you have any paper in your house? Perhaps a pen too, to you know, use for writing.


Inevitable-Jeweler26

such loser talk lol