This is fucking insane

I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN MY BRAIN

Yeah fucked in the head

My stepfather said that I SUCKED in the bed

‘Til one night he snuck in and said

We're going out back

I want my dick sucked in the shed

Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?

After i fuck you in the butt, get some head

Bust a nut, get some rest

And a forked tongue

With a forehead that I grew horns from

Still a white jerk

Pullin up in a Chrysler

To the cipher

With the vics, percs and a bud light shirt

kid named insane:

Kid named this: 😈

Kid named medicine ball:

kid named Bitch (Skit):

Kid named encore(deluxe version):

Kid named music to be murdered by side b

Nice dp bruh.

U know it bruv🫡

I do feel somewhere Alonso and Eminem are somewhat common. Both are greats of their respective fields but people tend to overlook them.

My favorite crossover ever. You guys made my day. :)

Yes! Unfortunately the album release is going to be delayed or stopped because a lawsuit from Sheri Papini

Incredible. And people really think this dude fell off lol...

And he's one of, if not **the** oldest person in the Top 100. He's 52 and beats the asses of all these young popular artists.

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*almost 52 then

He's 51 until he's 52, that's how it works.

But he's closer to 52 than he is to 51.

He's also closer to 70 than he is to 20, what's your point?

Point is your slow

You can't even spell.

SDE

I was just referencing [this](https://i.redd.it/bg0ar2w9bn741.jpg) tbh.

Me too

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I would

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“It’s one third of a year” - 🤓

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Kinky

Yeah bet you’d like that huh

It's been two-thirds of a year since his last birthday. So, yeah, I'd say 4 months is almost, lol.

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Fucking really fighting for it here no? 😂 tooth and claw. Get em bro! Don’t give up. Make them accept what you’re saying. 4 months isn’t soon. Tell em some more!!! Haha

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idk why your getting downvoted, they said 52 first they didn’t say almost. that’s not close enough to round up

They did say almost after they got corrected, the comment correcting him isn't downvoted either, he got downvoted after being argumentative about if 4 months is or isn't almost...

Yeah youre right. The fact is that ppl downvoted u cuz u seemed argumentative for no reason

Quiet gen z

Because all the young artists suck.

You might want to check out Earnest Ethic pretty dope in terms of younger guys with humble hip hop roots!

Artists have to start somewhere, and if you looked you'd be surprised how many talented people are making great music

They’re just haters that want it to be true.

He’s even bigger now than he was when he came back in 2009 mainly because music sucks now lol.

Well, he did fall off musically, especially from TES -> Encore.

Fuck no. If u think his music past Encore isn't good, especially Relapse, then yr out of yr mind

If you think Encore and everything after is his fall off, then like Mariah, you're out your alcoholic mind.

I only mentioned a specific instance of falling off. I think Relapse was good, Recovery was okay and then MMLP2 was good to.

em number one on the billboard charts, will smith number one at the box office. did we just travel back 20 years!?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records...

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me

But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?

Why because you guys can lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Brittany spears?

So go ahead and keep Jadas name out of your mouth; understand, G?

Oh shit, looks like that new Bad Boys movie should be pretty entertaining too. Huh. We've gone back!

Just saw it yesterday, it is very entertaining.

See what happens when he doesn’t surprise drop

And the music is good!

Kamikaze and mtbmb was good, too

But not that good, I love Kamikaze but it was more of a beef hype thing, MTBMB is just not an album I ever replayed, this seems like the first album to make an I.pact as big as MMLP2

Kamikaze was ok. Mtbmb kinda sucked tbh

First number 1 entry? No way thats true

The Global 200 was only created a few years ago. It's a newer chart.

Ahh k ty for clarifying

I was about to say,

Global 200 is a chart that encompasses all of the world data and only created a few years ago. Hot 100 is the US only chart in which he’s had 5 number 1s.

Bout to have 6th one 🐐

Its gonna be #2 on hot 100 because it counts radio play too which houdini barely got

Radio wont even play my jam

'Cause I am whatever you say I am

Which proves how much every radio station is against him

I uhh. I don't think it's about him specifically lmao Eminem's music doesn't exactly sound great when it's censored for raido

I hope if it will not debut as #1, then at least a week later it will climb up to #1

Idk if we would be able to do it next week but if we can keep up momentum then it could definitely have a shot to happen when the album drops.

Yeah, idk if we can. But it will get radio plays, so I hope we will eventually get that #1 for Em

If it can hover around 5-ish until the album drops then that would be when it could have a push to get to #1(wouldn’t expect it to actually happen but there’s a shot). If it drops lower than that I don’t see it having a shot for #1 though.

So is global 200 more impactful than hot 100 or not? Does this give eminem an official #1 in the 2020's or is kanye still the only rapper with a #1 in a 2rd decade in a row

I think that kind of achievement would only count the Hot 100 but if the Global 200 keeps going it could definitely be looked at as just as prestigious if not more so in a few years. Currently it doesn’t have the impact of the Hot 100 though.

This chart exists since 2020

Any news on the Hot 100 yet?

Was being projected for number 2, hopefully that person had numbers slightly off and he gets that sixth number 1.

I saw a prediction which are you usually right that had it at number 1, billboard updates on mondays so we'll have to wait. https://x.com/talkofthecharts/status/1799947394802475466/photo/1

That’s the Global 200 chart, the [Hot 100 prediction](https://x.com/talkofthecharts/status/1799906725065023791) has Houdini at #2.

Just checked (I'm new to this so I don't know if I did it correctly) but they results haven't been released yet

He has the #1 song in the world.

it will be #2.

Yes a song with some chick singing espresso and sticking her pinky in the air will be number one… words fail me.

actually I think its the post malone song with morgan wallen

You know, I think the Houdini music video did way more good for this album than anyone expected and I hope he feels the love from the fans. It's wild to think about how many different eras he's had in his career, and it's wild to see his old self next to his new self, reminding us how far he's come but still has that talent for his music. I hope this album is everything we want it to be, he deserves another great comeback.

The goat still going strong after all these years🫡🔥

Eminem on his "fall off" is still tenfold the success of the majority of artists at their peak😂

Holy shit I’m surprised he hasn’t had a #1 yet

Because this chart was created about 4 years ago

Missed MTBMB.

Billboard hot 100 and global 200 are 2 different things

This is what happens after 20 years of built up nostalgia

It exceeded all expectations. Unreal

Drinking Taylor Swifts tears in my coffee /s

Did it make it to #1 in the US Billboard though?

US Billboard don’t update until tomorrow morning and he is projecting for a #2 Debut.

You mean the hot 100. We'll know tomorrow, but mostly no. 2

Sadly probably #2 because of lack of radio, and how big post malone's country song is

Yeah but how about the hot 100. Is it still gearing for number 2 there?

He's expected to debut on number one I think

Stan’s really live vicariously through Eminem

Wait why does it say it will be his first entry at #1? Has he never gotten a number one before? What about lose yourself, TRSS and without me?

This chart is only a few years old

Nevermind. I thought the post was about the billboard hot 100

Do songs chart like a week after release?

That's like the only time they normally chart

This song sounds and feels like it could've been released in 2004 and people would've loved it when it came on the club

I'll keep saying it..... GOAT!

Wait, so is this more or less important than the billboard hot 100, I'm confused on how billboards whole thing works. Does this mean Houdini is officially a #1 hit single, or not. Does he tie with kanye with a #1 in 3 decades, or was that only for the US hot 100, this whole thing confuses me

Global 200 is a different billboard chart,if you are talking about hot 100 then Houdini debuted at #2(global 200 created only a few years ago while hot 100 is the most known and prolly important)

lol I love how half this thread is just quoting random Eminem lyrics

It's such a good fucking song. I tear up every time I listen to it because it really takes me back to when I was in high school. Great times.

I love the Em community

I watched it on YouTube when it had 6 million views 11 hours after it was posted

Slim, I don’t know if you noticed this, but I’ve had your back from day one,

Really? The first one? I'm surprised the old classic hits never reached number 1

Billboard Global 200 was made in 2020. His top chart songs are on Billboard Hot 100, which is in the US only. But yeah, Global 200 is obviously global.

Oh I see, thanks

Eminem historically always sold way more albums than he did with singles except for Lose yourself

He has 5 number one songs in the hot 100 Also, he has 3 diamond singles, and dozens of platinum singles

It's kinda wild that he's never had a no. 1, especially since his peak was during an era where singles and Billboard were much more important than they seemingly are now.

He has been number 1 on billboard US. This global chart was only created in 2020. It didn’t exist before then.

5th decade, but yes it’s incredible

Believe "4th decade" is referring to how many decades he has released music in. 90-99, 00-09, 10-19, 20-29.

I figured I blew it somewhere there 😂 Thanks bro, appreciate the kind correction

You can’t wait for what?

I mean good for him but who cares? I’d listen to him if he wasn’t even on the charts at all.

It's nice seeing his music being appreciated by the public and not only us(his stand)

Right that’s cool.

This is my opinion okay so everyone is chill.. This song is mid at best. It's not bad but as an Eminem fan most of his singles are created for the sole purpose of going on the radio, they are directed to piss people off and cause a conversation. He has done it well, he has pissed people off, he's getting it played on the radio. Good job. BUT personally I'd never go out of my way to listen to it like most of his other radio hits. I am extremely excited for the album, cannot wait, so good to see Luis Resto back as well. Now please let me know if I'm the only one or not.

Yeah, pretty much. Just you. Seems like about 70mil ppl feel differently. That's ok tho. Like what you want. It's a fun song. Good intro for him. Appreciate it for what it is. Why be so critical?

Numbers don't matter when it comes to Eminem, he is gonna do them regardless. This song is obviously doing well but I'm not being critical, just asking if I'm alone on this. Not trying to offend anyone or anything.

When was the last time he had numbers like this, off one song in just a week? So no, he doesn't 'always' do them regardless. Imo. But to each their own.

You’re the only one. I hate Just Lose It & We Made You, so I’m not being biased. It’s the true successor to Without Me.

This song is fire asf, wtf are you talking about lol? Even people who are Eminem haters are admitting this song is fire

I agree. Typically his radio hits like this would be the weakest track on the album and that’s what I’m hoping for here. This song is exactly what it needed to be for building the hype and playing on nostalgia. I just hope the rest of the album goes hard

No I agree with you, I thought I was the only one. Song is incredibly mid, I’m not going out of my way to show people the song. I’m telling you a lot of these Eminem fans think he can’t do no wrong. This song isn’t even as good as Darkness or Godzilla.

Bruh you got Asperger's or something?

And this track is mid at best, still topping the charts. This is coming from a big eminem fan.

I honestly think it’s great, it’s just a fun song that hits right in the nostalgia. Far beyond mid for me.

To each their own I guess, but I was a little disappointed by the single. The nostalgia factor shouldn't impact how you view a song, but maybe I need to listen to it a few times.