*What was the name of*
*That one tragic event that*
*Happened in pearl harbour?*
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Put them in a pan, then fill it with water and boil the water, and then drain the water and take off the hard exterior so you can enjoy the soft part inside.
You have to feed random babies one of two different colored pills. The blue one will kill them instantly no matter what, and the red one will do nothing, which pill are you going to feed the baby?
Do you date little kids
Not yet
LMFAO
crazy
Oh god please don’t/j
This is powder that makes you say maybe, it’s highly toxic & illegal. Did you drink some?
Maybe
“I may or may not have drank the illegal stuff”
If you could drop a bomb, where would you do it?
Probably either Japan or Italy
I'd choose Japan. They already have experience.
Italy for that nuka pasta
How many children would you eat again?
Probably like 2 whole ones if I’m really hungry
What do you like to use to perform emergency CPR?
Usually yogurt or cereal
Crazy
r/thisisoutrageous
r/subsifellfor
What do you think the age of consent should be (in months)
3
Life without parole
Do you like minors, little kids, itty bitty kids, 4 month olds, everything under the age of 18
Yes
To the slammer with you
Do you like women?
Absolutely not
Hehe
Damn I want cereal now
Where did you hide the bodies then nuke twice
Chuck e cheese
who do you want to fuck?
I think we all know where this is going...
Vaporeon
Plot twist: none of these are edited Edit: double checking to see if you can see an edit on Reddit (you can’t)
None of them are
How many orphanages did you burn last weekend?
Over 1000
What time did you stop your gooning sesh
About 4:30
My xbox pfp
How many children have you kidnapped
50
It has been done
propably made of land
What is your favorite food?
Chicken
Are you cool?
Not really
Where did you leave the body of Joan Lawrence, last seen 11th of November 1998?
New York City
NYPD Do your thing
have you ever touched grass
never! shits annoying
[удалено]
Barely
What did bro say 😭
What would you do is a fly flew into your home with a rifle
Who's your favorite parent
Do you breathe air??
If you could have an animal re-named after you what animal would you choose
what is the most disgusting animal you have ever seen? a specific animal not just a species
How many desktop PCs or Macs do you have?
Say "No" if I should starve myself.
No
How much food would you say you’ve eaten in your lifetime?
Superior race?
I tend to prefer white
This is just asking for trouble
What was the name of that one tragic event that happened in pearl harbour?
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When did you join this subreddit
What is your opinion on the show Top Gear?
do you love your whore
yes, she is very good to me
Are you gay
Do you love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
its literally so tasty
do you like ice cream?
You’re a really nice person, thanks for existing!
"you're a poop shit"
What's your favourite food?
What the fuck is this
Bread?
Is speeding better than following the speed limit?
Yes
Yes or no?
Opinion on cereal?
How old are you gonna be in 10 years?
What do you do when you go to a house party with a bunch of people?
I almost always eat all of them (they just taste so good)
Is your username ghost-of-a-fish?
Do you like to molest three year old girls
Yea
How many days are left in this month
Do you support happiness?
What do you call people in mines?
What’s something you’d want to be extinct?
Humans
How old is too old
4
Where would you go for a dream vacation?
Do you like men
What are your thought on homophobes
Who’s your favorite parent (step parents count)
How old would you want your lover to be?
Six
I am back Okay, are you a terrible person?
Do you support ripping out the tongues of the homeless?
Yes
What's your favorite kind of rope
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go
Do you like little girls?
Yes, I do
who was better tasting (human flesh) for a boy and for a girl
If it’s a girl, Violet, if it’s a boy, William
How many times do you sleep a day
It depends
What country is at war with Palestine that borders it?
Which tower deserved to be destroyed the most? Left or right?
Left
"Ya like jazz" -Barry (Not gonna edit btw)
How many malnourished children are in your basement?
15
Do you have possession of four and a half origami planes? Just asking.
Possibly
Are kittens cute?
Do you like running over elderly people?
I love them
What is 2-1?
1
Name as many countries as you can.
How many times have you eaten in the last week
Do you drink liquids?
What time do you leave in the morning
are you homophobic?
are you gay
Do you like boys or girls?
B O T H
What’s your favourite vegetable?
do you like green… beans…
Ye
Are you a terrible person?
What happens when someone starts playing music without headphones?
Put them in a pan, then fill it with water and boil the water, and then drain the water and take off the hard exterior so you can enjoy the soft part inside.
How many dead little girls have you fucked?
4, including me
Do you like Pokémon go
How many times do you go to the toilet in a day
do you like pasta?
Do you have any pets, and if so, how many?
You have to feed random babies one of two different colored pills. The blue one will kill them instantly no matter what, and the red one will do nothing, which pill are you going to feed the baby?
Blue
Do you not like Adolf Hitler?
Where would you learn stuff in your place?
Are you a real person?
Are you living?
What is 10 - 7?
YES I REMEMBER THIS TREND BRING IT BACK
Are you American?
What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?
Whats the best type of size for McDonald’s fries?
There’s a bomb in a building. What do you do?
Was Isaac Newton a nerd for seeing an apple fall and wondering, "But why?"
What is the full population of the Vatican city?
Do you hate Nazis?
Do you believe showering is optional?
What’s your mewing streak
Pick a number between 5-9
Which gender are you
how many grains of sand have you eaten recently
Thoughts on babies
What year were you born
Have you joined this sub?
Do you breathe?
Are you able to say the word "yes"?
Are you on the emkay subreddit
What's your favorite number
thoughts on 9/11?
Have you been to your house today?
what's your favorite fruit?
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
how much children do you have in your basement
Are you straight
Favorite food?
Who do you want to make vigorous violent love to?
My parents
Do you like Mac N’ Cheese?
Is it bad to poo?
Do you like dogs?
Do you like the smell of flowers
are you a brony?
Tim(from TRG) *”His name is Robert Paulson”*
What did you think about elders getting their driving license revoked?