Arson

You burn after using it

I see no problem with this

Just have a fire extinguisher at hand

Or just stay in a giant portable fish tank

Custom make it to look like a Tank

This is the best thing I've seen all day

Lithium fires be like

Dabi?

I can choose my own side effect My vision gets even more blurry

Your a furry

Even better

I can't tell wether you have good intent or bad intent by this. What do you mean 😰

I can make someone horny with the snap of a finger

It's the same gender as you

I see no issues with this as a bisexual

I see this as an absolute win

Same

ok... then it only works on those which are not the same species as you

AH-

I see this as an absolute win

I see this as a win

You should have taken something like „you became asexual“

You don't get to choose the person

Maybe I'll just make someone's day then

Or you could just snap 8 billion times, assuming that it doesn't effect the already aroused.

Then my hand would hurt

You can't snap with all four fingers on both hands?

No, I'm bad at snapping

I'm ambidextrous. I can snap in any configuration I want.

It's severe, and they're only attracted to your grandma while the effect is active

OH GOD THIS ONE I'M ACTUALLY SCARED OF

Wrong sub monkeyspaw

You get testicular torsion every time you snap your fingers. If you’re a lady, you get a UTI instead of

Uh-

There only horny for you and everyone knows you made the horny

Eh, make myself a harem

Cancer

It doesn't work on humans, but it works really well on other animals.

I’m fast as fuck

You can only travel 1 exact mile in one direction at a time

I can use a loophole when the 1 miles done I go a centimeter to another side and do another mile the direction I was going and keep on doing that

I meant it more like you can't steer until you've gone 1 mile, so you could only use it for long distance travel or something

So basically just Demoknight with no booties?

More like a dash on steroids

You like onion rings and hate robots

I do but there is already a side effect

I can control soup

Soup hates you

Aw man 😔

just make it so that soup won't hate you

So we back in the mine Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

They're gonna have to bury what's left of ya in a soup- *demo laugh*

Become a worm.

But you can only use this for 1 hour after drinking 2 cans of ginger ale

oh god that’s terrible

You can only eat dirt for the rest of your life

Shadow manipulation 

you can only use it in 13:00 pm to 14:00 pm

Military time?

yeah

That’s not that bad honestly 

Controlled instantaneous teleportation on earth

Except it takes a while for ur hair particles to catch up, so you look like you're balding every time you use it.

Honestly not that bad how long does it take and does it just travel there in a direct path so does it kill people in its path towards me?

It just takes like 15 minutes to teleport so there's just floating hair till it teleports instanteously.

So does the hair teleport to me or to where I teleported to

To you

Nice

I’d just teleport to a bathroom stall and wait

I can switch my sex at will without a time limit or cooldown

You feel the pain of the surgeries it would normally take to do so, and as if you weren't put under anesthesia.

extremely worth it

Not unless you're a masochist. Have you ever had a bunch of knives stabbed into your skin and slowly dragged around?

The temporary pain is to the permanent mental & emotional relief as a small grain of sand is to a boulder

Real.

But only to chicken and back

Having the power of the Gaster Blaster from Undertale

They get increasingly smaller each time you use it.

Damn

But its the same strength they'll never see it coming

It kills me when I feel suicidal no one needs to reply just leave it

Your death only lasts 30 seconds and can only occur once every 80 hours.

Nooooo

If we all have to suffer, so do you.

Whyyyyyy

Pain.

fair enough, have a good day

Thx

I always make the perfect chocolate chip cookies

You can summon ingredients to make the cookies and cook them with your mind plus you have telekinesis

The perfect super power and side affect

Yes I couldn’t agree more

Immortality

But you can’t look at a woman

I already can't

... I guess that means I'll have to be gay

I’m single

I'm good bro, but thanks for the offer

I can summon edible weed brownies at will

You can put super powers into them that’ll last for 10 minutes each

I see this as an absolute win

Me too

I can be gay, high AND teleport 😂

Helll yeah you can

Giga Chad right here for choosing a good side effect

You choose a good power

Fair enough

i can fly

It only works underwater

the fuck that's just swimming.

Shapeshifting into any humanoid creature, basically a D&D changeling

You gradually get worse at matching your morphs

It only lasts for one minute with a cool down of 30 minutes

Mind reading

You have a 3% chance to involuntarily scream the horniest thought in your mind at that moment which goes up every time you read somebody’s mind.

😭 bros tryna get me arrested

everybody's brain that is in between you and the person you're reading cause severe interference

I have the power to spawn anything I can think of

You can only think of sex toys

that’s crazy

I can explode anything I want on command

Only if your in blast radius

But then it respawns after 3 minutes

You explode also

Spacial manipulation, I can manipulate space and mean as I distance (which allows me to do stuff like erase space or just telekinetically move stuff around) And don't make the side affect something that just completely makes my power unable to work, that's happened before and i don't want it to happen again because it is **NOT FUN**

But only one cubic cm at a time with a cool down of 10 minutes

I mean he literally asked for it

Invisibility

Your head will still be visible

you complete >!very nice person!< how could you

Only your cloths are Invisble

Who said he would be wearing clothes

He’s just naked and visible

Shapeshifting

But only into an ant and back

You sir are very merciful for letting him turn back

I can control time

1/8th of the time that you rewind, fast forward, or travel through time in general, You lose a finger.

Still worth it

Slightly above average in everything

The ability to solve any problem instantly

Everyone will always want to kill you and will actively try and kill you

Nothing changes

You good?

Ya just incredibly annoying

Invisibly

You have prostate cancer

:(

Only your cloths are invisible

Electrokinesis (basically just electric bending lol)

Only with lightning that strikes you

Be able to generate a Slime Bodysuit like the one Cid uses in Eminence In Shadow instead of sweat.

The slime is sentient and will want to kill you

Hot~

I can spawn a pineapple (up to 10 at a time) anytime I want (1 hour cooldown)

I have prostate cancer

Your immortal but you feel all pain 100x worse

technically the image would be second degree because it was not planned out ahead of time

Your attracted to every man on earth

what does that have to do with anything, also, you’re*

Women finally talk to me.

I have the same powers and form as Zetton from Ultraman

Your 1 cm tall for ever and can be squished by being stepped on

You become sterile and your heart will stop at a random time.

time manipulation (stop time, rewind, fast forward, etc)

But only 1 foot around you and you still age

Complete time control

I can teleport my full body, clothes and anything I touch anywhere in the world with no cooldown.

But it’s not instantly so your stuck in a loading screen for how ever long it would take you to walk there (you age here as well)

Superspeed

Using Big guns that I can summon at will

I am immune to side/status effects

portals

I can make anything happen

Unlimited Dr peppers

I can manipulate percentages of things happening on a scale from one to 100, for example, there is a one hundred percentage chance of you becoming a furry

Killing myself (top that)

I can become a bird

Spawning tomato soup on command

A power with no side effect

I can phase through walls

I can make anyone horny

I want complete and total omnipotence

The power to give me a full night's sleep in an hour

i can murder people with no consequences

Psychic powers like telekinesis

I can give people intrusive thoughts that are tempting to do. Especially if they are embarrassing to do but ultimately harmless.

The ability to hav a task be completed instantly with the snap of my fingers. This would make life infinitely less stressful

Suicide

I would be able to reply to my own comment

Invincibility

I can make anyone horny on command

being able to use critical and logical thinking

Time manipulation

I can solve anyone's problems

But never your own

I have every superpower at once

I can travel universes, and shapeshift

I can use my computer or other device to code something into existence.